the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[General_Failure]

That depends on if the fluid used for the autograph contains any of his DNA.

[Eagaholic]

If they analyzed his DNA they'd find he's from Neptune

[MDS]

why do we have to go to a flyers game

i cant be around that many white people at one time

[Munson]

Delaware Park?

nah i took the girl down to AC for a couple days. won another $165 today. got hot with the dice a few times tonight too.

[General_Failure]

Kenya boy, 13, gains fame for protecting livestock from lions

"I discovered that the lions were scared of the moving light," he told CNN.

He gathered dozens of LED lights and rigged them to a battery and solar panel that powered the family television. He devised a way to make the lights flash and placed the bulbs on poles surrounding the livestock enclosure.

The nighttime livestock raids ended, and Turere's "Lion Lights" system is now widely used in the region, helping ranchers deal with the predators in a manner that no longer has to involve shooting them.

[Diomedes]

For now.  Eventually, the lions will learn.  They're cats.

[General_Failure]

At that point they'll move on to red lasers, and the lions will try to catch those all night. By the time they figure that out, they'll be extinct.

[Diomedes]

So, by the fall of 2015.

[General_Failure]

Kenya's on the equator, do they even have a fall?

[Rome]

Kids return to forced labor camps and soccer season starts, so...

[Diomedes]

I just forced a leaflet back onto a solicitor who put it in our door.

"I don't want this, bro."

"Then throw it away."

"It's your garbage, you throw it away.  Don't make your crap my problem."

"It's not a problem."

"Yes it is, get off my property and take your trash with you."


I'm unusually salty today.

[General_Failure]

You were really crushed when you woke up this morning and there was no snow to shovel.

[Diomedes]

Something like that, yeah.  Suffice it to say, I'm looking for a fight.

[Rome]

You're ugly.

[hbionic]

You're ugly.

Uh, oh. I smell a bitch fight!

C'mon bitches. Fight!