the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[General_Failure]

You should probably invest in some of this, since you fly so often.

[PhillyPhreak54]

so i've been on like 4 planes since the new rules went into effect...getting on another tomorrow...and i haven't seen anything different at all. i guess the new x-ray thing looks just like the old metal detectors. i actually wanted to make a point of getting the pat down but never even noticed it. i have no problem with extra security but if i have the choice between cancer sprayed on me or hands, i'll take hands.

the one farged up thing though is that they made an announcement that "random" bag checks were going to be made before we got on the plane. even after we went through security. about ten minutes before boarding i saw the one TSA guy looking at me. two or three more times we made eye contact. told the girl standing next to me, watch this guy is totally going to check me. and sure enough as i was going through he started yelling for me to come over. total power trip. i was a total douchebag to him. i basically threw my duffel bag up on the table, was like "oh lucky me" in a total douche voice and then told him be careful theres REALLY dirty underwear in there. as he was zipping it up i grabbed it from him and said thanks i'll take care of it.

the point is that theres no way that shtein was random. i could tell for a while it would be me. it's totally possible i looked shady as i just had a crazy few nights in nawlins but farg those guys. also, it was fun being a fleshpop to them.

I will take the pat down too. I was able to avoid the nude-o-scope last trip because there was a metal detector line tucked away between all the whole body machines. I took that line and watched as people freely went through the xrays without any protest, and even a few obligatory "i am glad the TSA does so much to keep us safe" from the jackoffs in line with me.

I did catch a "random" bag check after my flight arrived and I got my luggage yesterday. Customs bitch tore my shtein up and asked about a hundred questions to which she got one word answers and a lot of "why do you need to know that" from me.

And yes, the TSA goons are total power trippers. Make eye contact and you're chosen. On my last Vegas trip I had the before boarding search and the explosive test done on my bottle of water

[MDS]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8cNHCP3juQ

from a simmons tweet, and im not kidding when i say this will break the internet. simply the funniest things ive seen in years. enjoy.

[SD]

What in the hell is Gylne Tider?

[ice grillin you]

im definitely still drunk and my brother fell into a beer cellar last night

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8cNHCP3juQ

from a simmons tweet, and im not kidding when i say this will break the internet. simply the funniest things ive seen in years. enjoy.

That is pretty awesome.  Josie Bissett and Katarina Witt would definitely still get it.

[lurking wierdo]

I used to think Leslie Gudel and Dei Lynam were pretty hot. They both have seriously hit the wall. They need to go.

[ice grillin you]

I used to think Leslie Gudel and Dei Lynam were pretty hot.

thats cause you are an old middle american racist

[lurking wierdo]

Huh??

[MDS]

Hahaha

[General_Failure]

One of them used to have that "stick it where you want" look, but that was ten years ago. I don't even remember which one it was.

[lurking wierdo]

10 years is about right. I think Dei is the one who had that look. Leslie was hot in the way your friends slow cousin was hot. The 2 new ones should fully replace them.

[MDS]

[SD]

lol

[Munson]

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