NFL Players Arrested - 2009

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PoopyfaceMcGee

#45
February 11, 2009, 09:55:05 AM
Quote from: rjs246 on February 11, 2009, 09:22:42 AM
Having a sense of humor and 'being funny' aren't the same thing.

Indeed.  I also have a sense of humor about my inability to be funny.

For instance, how do you make a whale float?
Some root beer, two scoops of ice cream, and a whale!

Tomahawk

#46
February 11, 2009, 05:25:02 PM
You're right that's not funny; it's just stupid. Where the farg are you going to get a glass big enough to fit a whale into?

General_Failure

#47
February 11, 2009, 05:51:26 PM
We'd have one if we'd have gone ahead with that whole nuking Iraq plan.

The man. The myth. The legend.

stalker

#48
February 11, 2009, 11:30:42 PM
It's not a whale, it's a dead baby!
Alert, alert. Look well at the rainbow. The fish will be running very soon.

General_Failure

#49
February 12, 2009, 01:52:26 AM
I wish you were a dead baby.

The man. The myth. The legend.

Eagaholic

#50
February 15, 2009, 05:55:27 AM
Stillers kicker Jeff Reed in trouble with police for flipping out on defiant convenience store paper towel dispenser.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=ap-steelers-toweltantrum&prov=ap&type=lgns



He explained his behavior, and his hair style, stems from having been raised by a wild pack of wolves.


Feva

#51
February 16, 2009, 07:51:39 PM
"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews

Eagaholic

#52
February 17, 2009, 06:08:52 PM
From PFT

QuoteSENSABAUGH ARRESTED WITH THREE GUNS IN HIS CAR
Posted by Mike Florio on February 17, 2009, 4:37 p.m.

Jaguars safety Gerald Sensabaugh will become an unrestricted free agent on February, February 27.

On Friday, February 13, his luck turned bad — for the third straight year.

Sensabaugh was arrested in his hometown of Kingsport, Tennessee for driving his Bentley on a suspended license.

His initial arrest in the NFL came nearly two years ago in Kingsport.  At that time, Sensabaugh was busted for speeding and carrying a firearm without a permit.

But maybe his luck was actually pretty good on Friday the 13th.  This time around, Sensabaugh also had a gun in the car.  Actually, he had three of them — a Bersa .380-cal. pistol, an AK-47, and a Glock .22-cal. handgun.

And. for reasons neither known nor apparent, he faces no weapons charges.

Last year, Sensabaugh was arrested in Kingsport for reckless driving after being found doing wheelies on a motorcycle.

So while Sensabaugh has been arrested so often in Kingsport that they're about to name the back seat of a cruiser after him, the fact that he's done no time suggests that someone there likes him.

A lot.

paco

#53
February 17, 2009, 06:15:50 PM
I never knew Glock made a .22.
I'm not from Philly but some say I'm blunt.

Seabiscuit36

#54
February 17, 2009, 07:09:06 PM
Get Your AK's now www.classicarms.us
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Diomedes

#55
February 17, 2009, 08:17:28 PM
you getting a commission?
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Seabiscuit36

#56
February 17, 2009, 09:06:14 PM
nah, been looking at the Saiga 12ga's though. 


and they just got some AK's, not bad prices compared to what ive seen in some stores
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Rome

#57
February 17, 2009, 09:09:25 PM
Glock doesn't make a .22 caliber pistol.  They have a Glock 22 model which is actually a .40 caliber pistol.  I have it, in fact.  Great weapon.

BigEd76

#58
March 02, 2009, 12:57:25 AM

Seabiscuit36

#59
March 02, 2009, 07:52:18 AM
he's a mess.  And i did get that shotty :)
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons
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