the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Father Demon]

Happy 60th.



Amazing he made it this far.  I bet even God and Satan are surprised.

[ATV]

Every home should have one of these. It's our second Amendment right.

[Seabiscuit36]

ATV, dont go to your window if you want to see tomorrow. 

[mussa]

http://www.impactguns.com/store/barrett_50_rifles.html

For only 9k, shoot down helicopters

Yes. But for 3-4K you can get the Beowulf kit (.50 cal. attachment) and a AR-15.

[Diomedes]

As long as someone shoots down the police copters, I don't care what they use

[mussa]

hey in this economy you have to split pennies

[General_Failure]

Look, we'd all like to take a crack at Inspector Gadget's niece, but jeez man don't just blurt it out like that.

[Tomahawk]

hilarious

[SunMo]

OJ gets 18 years

[Diomedes]

finally

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

phinally

[shorebird]

He got 18 years for armed robbery. He never will pay for the murders he committed.

[phattymatty]

so i was freshening myself up before i went boozing last night, babywiping and whatnot, and i decided to wipe my ass, and there was poo on it.  i hadn't pooped all day. 

[mussa]

lmfao

thats because real men wipe with toilet paper, not some wet paper made for a woman vadge or a babys icehole

[rjs246]

That is the least true thing anyone has ever said.