the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[General_Failure]

You should take care of your ass. If you don't, you risk skidmarks and anal discomfort, neither of which are manly.

[MDS]

you could always fill your ass with dildos like sean avery

[mussa]

That is the least true thing anyone has ever said.

you seem really offended by that, im sorry

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Real men have a constant crust of old feces around their o-rings!  RAR!

Keep in mind that mussa also thinks "Testees" is must-see-TV.

[rjs246]

That is the least true thing anyone has ever said.

you seem really offended by that, im sorry

Not at all. I enjoy being proven right about things. In this case I was once again proven right in my belief that you are a cro-magnon-level idiot who enjoys leaving old crusted shtein in his draws.

[Father Demon]

A 42-year-old woman without insurance and mounting medical bills plans to sell an MRI scan of her brain in which the image of the Virgin Mary seems to appear.

Pamela Latrimore has been sick for years with cancer, arthritis and a series of serious ailments she blames on a childhood in Jacksonville, Ark., a place that has been investigated by the U.S. government for possible dioxin exposure. Dioxin is a toxic chemical linked to a variety illnesses including cancer and liver problems.

In 2002, Latrimore had an MRI of her brain done and the results were stashed in her thick pile of medical records. Her sister-in-law looked at the sheet recently and pointed out what appeared to be the image of the Virgin Mary.

Having seen where other supposed images of Mary or other religious icons were sold for thousands of dollars, Latrimore plans to post the MRI scan on eBay, the online auction site. She hopes to earn enough money to pay off some of the medical bills she and her contractor husband cannot afford.

[MadMarchHare]

Yeah, but if you focus on the whole brain, it looks like the Predator.
She could probably make more money on that angle.

[mussa]

That is the least true thing anyone has ever said.

you seem really offended by that, im sorry

Not at all. I enjoy being proven right about things. In this case I was once again proven right in my belief that you are a cro-magnon-level idiot who enjoys leaving old crusted shtein in his draws.

[mussa]

the shtein in my undies looks like the virgin mary

[Susquehanna Birder]

the shtein in my undies IS the virgin mary

[mussa]

see sus is a real man. he doesn't even wipe

[rjs246]

No, all that means is that God impregnated Sus' poop and now his poop is giving birth to its own miracle poop babies that will walk on water and die for our sins.



Sometimes even I don't know what the hell I'm talking about.

[shorebird]

No, all that means is that God impregnated Sus' poop and now his poop is giving birth to its own miracle poop babies that will walk on water and die for our sins.



Sometimes even I don't know what the hell I'm talking about.

I understand that perfectly.

[mussa]

it's the Rapture

[PhillyGirl]

http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/12/08/military.jet.crash/index.html

ugh