the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

another condition

rectal infection

[ice grillin you]

another condition

rectal infection

AIDS

[PhillyPhreak54]

Maybe your prostate is the size of a volleyball.

MDS will massage it for you.

[MDS]

i will do no such thing.


just kidding of course i will

[Father Demon]

what happened with the standoff at Demon's cul de sac?

Sorry.  Went to Cruefest, which was kick-ass.

Somehow, with like 7 municipalities, two county departments, the sheriff's department, and a SWAT team, the dude got away.  How the farg does a guy - who everyone is looking for - get away under all that??  What a god-damned embarrassment.  I guess that explains why he went silent an hour before the made entry.

Here's a link to story and pictures.

As St. Charles County officers struggled in the hot sun, reinforcements were called in from St. Louis County. They appeared to be ready for anything when they unloaded a special robot.

"The robot goes in, he's armed with a shotgun. We can use a less lethal round in there. We can also use the camera system on board to be our eyes and ears," said Lt. McGuire.

I have GOT to get me one of those.



What a joke.  I can't believe I got sunburned for this shtein.

On a side note, the perp's g/f is staying at the house across the street from mine, which makes me feel super.  I'm sure "Alan" doesn't have any hard feelings.

[Susquehanna Birder]

Is she hot?

[Diomedes]

You know she's upset, might could use some Demon Dick to make it all better.

[rjs246]

That didn't require bold print.

[Diomedes]

I know.  I like it.  Demon Dick

[Seabiscuit36]

good news on the urethra franklin front

according to my girls mother taking anti biotics causes pee problems and i happen to currently be on an anti biotic for another condition

all is well

pain meds and anti biotics do that to me

[Cerevant]

3 year old humor - when you don't quite get the joke the 5 year old taught you:

Kid: "Knock Knock"
Dad: "Who's there?"
"Banana"
"Banana who?"
"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Bananna"
"Bananna Who?"
"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Orange"
"Orange who?"
"Orange juice!" (giggles)
"Knock knock"
"Who's there"
"poopy" (laughter)

[General_Failure]

I know.  I like it.  Demon Dick

This is more than anyone ever wanted to know about you.

[Father Demon]

By Patrick M. O'Connell and Kim Bell
ST. LOUIS POST-DISPATCH
07/21/2008

UPDATED, 7:52 a.m.

Police with rifles have swarmed a neighborhood in Maplewood this morning after a gunman fired shots at police and firefighters.

Three emergency personnel -- a combination of police and firefighters -- have been shot, said Tracy Panus, a spokeswoman with the St. Louis County Police Department.

The gunman is still on the loose. The area is near the 2400 block of South Big Bend Boulevard, near Zephyr Place in Maplewood.

A house and vehicle are on fire, but firefighters aren't going near them because of the gunfire.

It all started unfolding before 6 a.m. today, when firefighters were responding to a vehicle fire there.

Police have called for "an officer in need of aid" and several ambulances have been dispatched, though no word yet on injuries. Dozens of police cars from a mix of area departments are there. Many are crouching behind police cars with their weapons drawn.

Officers have surrounded a home that apparently is on fire.The home is near the vehicle fire.

Paul Kieselhorst, who lives about three blocks from the incident, said he heard four shots as his wife was leaving for work. Then, he heard a fifth shot.

He saw an ambulance racing from the scene with lights and sirens blaring. He said police tactical units have evacuated a few people from adjacent homes, and the situation at 7 a.m. today is still unstable.

"They still have the shooter holed up and people are at risk," he said.

This would be cool if it was the same dude just gone crazy and decided to make St. Louis look sillier than normal.

[reese125]

This is real cute-slappin on some Banana Boat, reading US magazine while 2 corpses lay right next to you

people around the world just get more sympathetic by the minute


http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/europe/07/21/italy.drowning/index.html#cnnSTCVideo

[Susquehanna Birder]

I've been without my old tractor for quite a few years, using the old human-propelled push mower. This year was so friggin' hot, though, that I finally decided to bit the bullet and get one of these:



The thing was delivered today, and I did the entire lawn in about 1/4 of the time it took me with the push mower.