the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[rjs246]

I mean. I'm not sporting wood or anything. And I'm not really sure I'd hit it (if it weren't famous, of course. I'd lay the wood to Rosie O'Donnell if I thought it would make a good story). But she looks farging good for a grandmother.

[PhillyPhreak54]

I want to go upstairs and murder my neighbors.

Goddamn they are loud.

[PhillyPhreak54]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/metro/specials/chandra/?hpid=artslot

A pretty interesting series the Washington Post is running about Chandra Levy. Check it out if you have time.

[Father Demon]

That bitch looks damn good for 63.  Better than a ton of 40 year olds.  Whatever.

New story.

My neighbor is a big man.  Probably 400-425 pounds stacked up on a 5' 9" frame.  A big man.  A month ago, he got lap-band surgery , and was told how to take care of it.  6 days after the surgery (with his wounds still open), he went to Six Flags with his family and spent the afternoon in that swirling sewage section they call a water park.  Yeah, he got massive infections and drained over 26 ounces of puss an hour after a few days.  He had to go in for additional surgery to clean out the infection, and essentially reverse the lap band, and plans on having it back in place in a couple weeks.  I found out today he's suing the surgeon and hopes to settle for between $200K and $500K because of the "shoddy surgery" leading to the infection. 

I like this guy, but this disgusts me.  Reason #1 why our health plans all suck and we pay out the ass.

[PhillyPhreak54]

What a farging douchebag.

26oz of puss per hour? Holy shtein, thats some nasty shtein.

But then again, what kind of rocket scientist gets in a public pool with open wounds?

[ice grillin you]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/metro/specials/chandra/?hpid=artslot

A pretty interesting series the Washington Post is running about Chandra Levy. Check it out if you have time.

good call phreak ive been reading in the paper everyday...its amazing and will win a pulitzer imo

[Susquehanna Birder]

What a farging douchebag.

26oz of puss per hour? Holy shtein, thats some nasty shtein.

But then again, what kind of rocket scientist gets in a public pool with open wounds?

The kind that goes to Six Flags.

[Father Demon]

So in my subdivision today, there is a police standoff going on right now. It's been going on since at least 8:00 this morning. St. Louis county, St. Charles cops, sheriff's department, O'Fallon cops, Wentzville cops, Cottleville cops, the county SWAT team, and several ambulances are all on the street across from mine. We can hear the police negotiator asking "Alan" to answer his cell phone, or drop something from a window so they no that he is OK. There is no word on who else is in the house, but this is getting huge.

No news vans or anything, which I find strange.

Because you all care, I'll let you know how it turns out.

[rjs246]

Do you know this cat or what?

[Father Demon]

Do you know this cat or what?

I don't think so, but I'm not entirely sure which house it is.  I know only two or three people up on that street, but it doesn't seem to be near them.

[Diomedes]

Is your DJ honey Kruzer allright?  She might be scared, need comporting...

[Father Demon]

If I knew how to comport, I would certainly try!

[MDS]

Is it Alan Dershowitz?

[PhillyPhreak54]

Alan Thicke?

[General_Failure]

Alan Turing? Alan Alda?