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Seabiscuit36

#10830
May 02, 2008, 06:56:11 AM
Quote from: rjs246 on May 01, 2008, 10:53:18 PM
Apparently I hurt her brand new car. Sadly, my laughter didn't make her any happier to be dealing with me.
was it a Prius? 
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

rjs246

#10831
May 02, 2008, 07:14:54 AM
No it was some sort of Subaru. She was a flannel lesbian. Very outdoorsy. And angry.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

phillymic2000

#10832
May 02, 2008, 07:42:44 AM

Seabiscuit36

#10833
May 02, 2008, 07:46:41 AM
Quote from: rjs246 on May 02, 2008, 07:14:54 AM
No it was some sort of Subaru. She was a flannel lesbian. Very outdoorsy. And angry.
lol, i went to some dog walk with 2 friends, and their lesbian friends.  The one i thought was a boy. 
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Seabiscuit36

#10834
May 02, 2008, 07:54:34 AM
According to a study i heard, 58% of black children cant swim.  In other news the sky is blue
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

ice grillin you

#10835
May 02, 2008, 08:02:46 AM
its hard to learn how to swim in a fire hydrant puddle
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

Diomedes

#10836
May 02, 2008, 08:22:47 AM
sure, if you're lazy and you expect whitey to pay for your lessons and swimsuit at the local Y
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

ice grillin you

#10837
May 02, 2008, 08:31:18 AM
pretty sure they would rather be able to walk to school without the fear of getting shot and if they make it to school a textbook waiting for them than free swimming lessons
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

Seabiscuit36

#10838
May 02, 2008, 08:35:13 AM
my wifey cant swim, i always have an out
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Diomedes

#10839
May 02, 2008, 08:41:40 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on May 02, 2008, 08:31:18 AMpretty sure ...

this fantasy brought to by vigy, the voice of The Community


There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

ice grillin you

#10840
May 02, 2008, 08:52:04 AM
i actually spend time in "the community"...ive been in the big brother program twice...and volunteer at different places such as soup kitchens...so until you do even close to the same kindly close the door behind you upon leaving
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

rjs246

#10841
May 02, 2008, 08:53:30 AM
Settle down ladies.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

ice grillin you

#10842
May 02, 2008, 08:55:59 AM
sorry dad
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

Seabiscuit36

#10843
May 02, 2008, 09:01:32 AM
im a lifeguard
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

phillymic2000

#10844
May 02, 2008, 09:04:33 AM
well then, go teach them kids how to swim all 58%
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