the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Seabiscuit36]

well, that is obviously indestructible so no

and nuke your wet happy dog

sure about hat?

[Diomedes]

good for you troll

[Seabiscuit36]

good for you troll

i have a ditch that needs digging

[Diomedes]

ditch diggin?  I'm your man.

the troll comment was, obviously, not intended for you or your adorable dog

who should be nuked asap

[ice grillin you]

the troll comment was, obviously, not intended for you or your adorable dog

he knows it wasnt idiot....he pointing out how much of whiney crybaby youre

[Diomedes]

I swear that was your job?

[Seabiscuit36]

im crying in the corner, now i have to go kill hookers with bowling balls

[General_Failure]

Where do they hide bowling balls in those skimpy outfits?

[4and26]

i stopped reading when they called iraq a war...it was an imperial army invading another country....period

Ohhhh man...brutal

[Father Demon]

We need an 'Idiot's In The News' thread

A man has been accused of attempting to pass a $360 billion check, which he claims was given to him by his girlfriend's mother to start a record business, Fort Worth police said.

Charles Ray Fuller, 21, of Crowley, was arrested on April 22 on an accusation of forgery, police said.

Police responded to a report of a man attempting to pass the check about 4 p.m. that day at the Chase bank in the 8600 block of South Hulen Street, Fort Worth police Lt. Paul Henderson said.

The personal check was not made out to Mr. Fuller and when the bank contacted the check owner, the woman said she did not write a check for $360 billion.

Mr. Fuller was also accused of unlawful carrying of a weapon and possession of marijuana, Lt. Henderson said. He may also face a theft charge in Crowley.

Lt. Henderson said he did not know if Mr. Fuller and his girlfriend were still together.

[hbionic]

laughing my farging ass off.

360 billion. Awesome.

[rjs246]

I got drunk and made lesbians angry at me in public before the sun even went down tonight. ftw?

[reese125]

when they're butch it makes it fun

but if they are lipstick not so much--because for some odd reason I still think I have a chance

[rjs246]

Apparently I hurt her brand new car. Sadly, my laughter didn't make her any happier to be dealing with me.

[SunMo]

general rule of thumb:  making anyone mad and then laughing at them is awesome