Mud Butt

[hbionic]

That made me laugh.

That's enough rjs. Stop logging in as Dio and go and find something to make fun of.

[Sgt PSN]

I've had an on going case of mud butt for the last few days so I decided to visit a little mexican place for dinner today hoping that their spicy salsa, some enchiladas and a couple of Dos Equis would help cleanse my system of whatever evil fecal matter has been possessing my bowels with one final explosive release. 

So.........I just got off the crapper after taking what I can only describe as the most horribly painfull dump I have ever taken.  At no time between start and finish were my feet touching the floor.  My o-ring feels like it's on fire and is having spasms in sync with my heartbeat.  I think I may have actually killed it and rigor mortis is setting in.  Regardless, I think my battle with this particular case of mud butt is over. 

[Father Demon]

[mpmcgraw]

I ate my weekly 30 chicken wings yesterday, I had spicy chicken strips and red hot spicy chips for a snack today and I have not taken a shtein since before I ate the wings.

This should be enjoyable.

[MadMarchHare]

I love every time this thread makes a return.  It still cracks me up.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

My o-ring feels like it's on fire

You should have made hbionic get tested first.

[rjs246]

The ladyfriend bought some late-night, too drunk to make good decisions, General Tso's from the local China Hole on Wednesday night after her graduation. I ate most of it Wednesday and the rest on Thursday. Both Thursday and Friday mornings I found myself doing something I have never done... SPRINTING to the bathroom literally holding my asscheeks together with my hands. The molten fire that violently escaped me probably deserves its own thread but needless to say, the firey o-ring that Sarge experienced was also experienced by me. My condolences.

FF, way to interject a gratuitous gay joke into an otherwise successful thread. Three demerits.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Who's joking?

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

In other news, I took two massive soft dumps this morning that both clogged the toilet within 15 minutes.

That'll teach me to have a deep dish cookie sundae as my "dinner" next time I go to Pizzeria Uno.  The buttered movie popcorn and cherry ICEE as "dessert" probably didn't help.

[reese125]

see the low calorie diet is coming along nicely

good job...keep it up 

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I was never on a low calorie diet per se.

[General_Failure]

I've made 6 trips to the can today, and I'm burning through my current book in there. I'm about to make trip 7. I've tightened my belt a notch already today. I'm never eating salted pork again.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

You're feeding that shtein to the servers, aren't you?

[rjs246]

I've eaten so much and drank so much wine and defecated so much over the past three days that my body keeps having false alarms that force me into the shteinter to strain and grunt and accomplish nothing. It doesn't know what to do with itself if it isn't taking a dump.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Wrong thread!