Mud Butt

[SunMo]

you have a wife, don't you?

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Out of town.  Too much hassle/cost to mail her the pan to wash.

[SunMo]

throw it away, buy a new one.

do i have to explain everything to you?

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

You talk a tough game, but you went ahead, wvssed out, and married the girl you knocked up... rather than tell her to ditch the kid, then move away and go underground so she couldn't hit you up for child support if she chose otherwise.  You're not a man.  You're a Hoyda.

[General_Failure]

You didn't even push her down some steps.

[SunMo]

i lived in a rancher at the time

[General_Failure]

You didn't own wire hangers?

[SunMo]

plastic

[rjs246]

Steel toed boots? Duct tape? Steak knifes? Cheese graters? Football helmets? Sledge hammer? Pocket knife? Jig saw? Sleeping pills? Needle nosed pliars? WD40? Rubber gloves?

[SunMo]

i love my daughter

[MURP]

atleast use the foreman grill

[Wingspan]

i dont understand how a steel pit you do nothing but put fire in can go on the fritz.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

i dont understand how a steel pit you do nothing but put fire in can go on the fritz.

I think the gas lines are clogged or there's a leak somewhere.  There's plenty of gas in the tank, but the burners will only heat to ridiculously low levels, even when I turn them up to high.

[phattymatty]

gas grills are for the gays.  throw some charcoal on that bitch and light it up.

[Diomedes]

throw it away, buy a new one.

do i have to explain everything to you?

That made me laugh.