Mud Butt

LBIggle · February 06, 2006, 06:15:53 PM

Quote from: FFatPatt on February 06, 2006, 06:09:41 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on February 06, 2006, 06:08:42 PM
This guy is my dad.

Right.

i'm 3 hours behind you guys where i am right now qwert. i have baby wipes on standby. as well as a half pack of cigarettes. bring on the hell fire of the apocalypse.

PoopyfaceMcGee · February 06, 2006, 06:17:28 PM

Quote from: Sgt PSN on February 06, 2006, 06:13:05 PM
Easy on the dad jokes ass. I'm still trying to figure out who he is. I've got the possibilities narrowed down to the mail man, the pool boy and the yankees. I hope it's the yankees because that would make Pedro Martinez my brother. And that would be cool.

Your dad is probably either Billy Martin or John Ratzenberger.

Sgt PSN · February 06, 2006, 06:19:07 PM

Quote from: FFatPatt on February 06, 2006, 06:17:28 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on February 06, 2006, 06:13:05 PM
Easy on the dad jokes ass. I'm still trying to figure out who he is. I've got the possibilities narrowed down to the mail man, the pool boy and the yankees. I hope it's the yankees because that would make Pedro Martinez my brother. And that would be cool.

Your dad is probably either Billy Martin or John Ratzenberger.

In my dreams. My sweaty and sometimes sticky dreams.

PoopyfaceMcGee · February 06, 2006, 06:25:15 PM

Sweaty when only about pooping, and sweaty and sticky when about pooping on hbionic's chest?

phattymatty · February 07, 2006, 10:24:15 AM

you know you're getting old when the post-game shteins last for days instead of hours. my butthole is still mad at me. you'd think my body would be used to disgusting amounts of alcohol at once by now.

PoopyfaceMcGee · April 06, 2006, 08:25:12 AM

Jeezus. I just got off the crapper, and had a massive dump that apparently all wanted to stick to my ass. This shtein could have been sold as crazy glue. I ate a microwaved burger for dinner, had only 2 Amstels at the bar where I played poker, then had a bowl of French Toast Crunch and a Mich Ultra Amber when I got home.

WTF gave me the mud butt?

Diomedes · April 06, 2006, 08:37:01 AM

your mom

PhillyPhanInDC · April 06, 2006, 08:42:41 AM

Quote from: FFatPatt on April 06, 2006, 08:25:12 AM
Jeezus. I just got off the crapper, and had a massive dump that apparently all wanted to stick to my ass. This shtein could have been sold as crazy glue. I ate a microwaved burger for dinner, had only 2 Amstels at the bar where I played poker, then had a bowl of French Toast Crunch and a Mich Ultra Amber when I got home.

WTF gave me the mud butt?

Those things are made from what causes cattle to have the mud butt.

PoopyfaceMcGee · April 06, 2006, 08:44:24 AM

Well, it was actually a regular burger that I cooked in the microwave because my grill is on the fritz.

PhillyPhanInDC · April 06, 2006, 08:46:19 AM

Well, nuking a burger is never a good idea. It does something on a chemical level that normally results in either mud butt or the Hershey squirts.

PoopyfaceMcGee · April 06, 2006, 08:47:18 AM

I should have assumed that was the variable that FUBAR'd the whole thing, but then I wouldn't have gotten to share the delightfulness of my #2 this morning with all of you. Sharing is caring.

mussa · April 06, 2006, 11:46:19 AM

i had a michelob ultra amber last night , not bad tasting for light beer. and the alcohol content is 5%. hello new favorite light beer.

PoopyfaceMcGee · April 06, 2006, 11:47:57 AM

Quote from: mussa on April 06, 2006, 11:46:19 AM
and the alcohol content is 5%

Yep. Not too shabby.

phattymatty · April 06, 2006, 12:07:01 PM

microwave burgers? so your stove is on the fritz too?

PoopyfaceMcGee · April 06, 2006, 12:09:29 PM

No, I just didn't feel like having to wash the grill pan afterwards. Duh.