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rjs246

#420
August 10, 2005, 01:26:04 PM
More grouphug...

QuoteToday I found out that I have a disease on my butt. I went to the doctor and he was like, "Oh my lord, what the hell is going on here?" Then I said, "Doctor, I have a disease there. Please give me a medicine." He didn't have any medicine but he sprayed some water on there. That felt good.

Oh man this shtein kills me.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

mikey418

#421
August 10, 2005, 01:31:01 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on August 10, 2005, 01:26:04 PM
More grouphug...

QuoteToday I found out that I have a disease on my butt. I went to the doctor and he was like, "Oh my lord, what the hell is going on here?" Then I said, "Doctor, I have a disease there. Please give me a medicine." He didn't have any medicine but he sprayed some water on there. That felt good.

Oh man this shtein kills me.

QuoteWhen I was around 16 y.o. - I told the mentally challegned boy to take off his pants and bend over. Fortunately he said he did not do it with boys. I often masturbate to pics of transvestites or men giving head to each other. I have never had a sexual experience with a man and am not gay. What is this all about?

Looks like Chuggie goes there often...haha
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mikey418

#422
August 10, 2005, 01:34:54 PM
Another classic:

Quotei live right near a reservoir, and everyday i take a stroll down to the water's edge in the evening and wank til i unload right into the water, and sometimes i do it in the morning too.
It makes me feel proud to know hundreds of thousands of people will drink just a little of my man-juice...
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Seabiscuit36

#423
August 10, 2005, 02:12:54 PM
Quote from: mikey418 on August 10, 2005, 01:34:54 PM
Another classic:

Quotei live right near a reservoir, and everyday i take a stroll down to the water's edge in the evening and wank til i unload right into the water, and sometimes i do it in the morning too.
It makes me feel proud to know hundreds of thousands of people will drink just a little of my man-juice...
Ass pennies work better  :P
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Seabiscuit36

#424
August 13, 2005, 01:39:45 PM
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

rjs246

#425
August 25, 2005, 09:50:40 PM Last Edit: August 25, 2005, 09:56:37 PM by rjs246
I have a problem.

Quotei find babies disgusting. they just make noise all the time and they look really strange. my sister keeps asking me to babysit her new son, but the prospect fills me with fear. i might lock it in a box or something.

Quotei once looked at a monkey naked and was turned on. i also make love to inatimate objects in public restooms.

I also once mistook my transexual friend for a female, he wont stop ringing me late at night.

i once thought my ex's house was a brothel, and put $100 on her kitchen table and asked for a head job while eating a pickeled iguana (sober)

QuoteI'm a 21 year old white male who is addicted to the Cosby show.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Seabiscuit36

#426
August 27, 2005, 06:27:26 PM

Good Desktops...

Im not sure if this was posted yet.  The Dawk one is the best Eagles background.
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

General_Failure

#427
August 30, 2005, 04:36:31 AM

The man. The myth. The legend.

Zanshin

#428
April 28, 2006, 08:39:28 AM

Zanshin

#429
July 31, 2006, 01:59:37 PM
I thought this was pretty useful.  Particularly handy if you're being blocked by work:

http://www.safelizard.com/

mussa

#430
September 22, 2006, 04:14:30 PM
Free 25 GB's of online storage.

http://amd.streamload.com/
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