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MURP

#405
July 21, 2005, 04:47:12 PM
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i just shaved off all of my, umm... "pubic" hair. (im a girl) it itches a lot and theres red bumps. i wish i woulda just got it waxed. but i mean i had a real bush and i had to get it gone somehow.


:-D

rjs246

#406
July 21, 2005, 04:55:12 PM
QuoteI was raised a christian, my entire family is christian, my girlfriend is christian and her entire family is christian as well. I farging hate christainity, I hate waiting until marriage for sex, I hate praying to a farging God that doesn't exist, and I hate the fact that in four days I will be married to a girl who thinks I am still a virgin.

Sucker.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Wingspan

#407
July 21, 2005, 04:55:38 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on July 21, 2005, 04:46:40 PM
QuoteThis is deeply depressing. Iam 21 years old, male, jewish, and unatractive. My friends talk about "hooking up" all the time and getting "head" so i decided to take chocolate syrup and smear it on my meatcicle..... I know what your thinking, my dog will come lick it but no.... my story is much worse and i regret it, but nothing can suck better than your 1 year old sister.

Should I laugh at this? I feel like I shouldn't. But I did.

H.O.L.

E.E.

S.H.

I.T.

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Yeti

#408
July 21, 2005, 05:01:52 PM
"Yes mom, I fed the baby."
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

MURP

#409
July 22, 2005, 03:34:02 PM
Quotei am so lazy that i piss on the couch instead of getting up to go to the bathroom


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PhillyPhanInDC

#410
July 22, 2005, 04:06:00 PM
Quotemy mum is an accountant by day, and she is a prostitute by night :(

i'm ashamed


:-D
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T_Section224

#411
July 25, 2005, 01:53:15 PM
QuoteI can't stop putting my roommates Toothbrush in my arse hole.
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#412
July 26, 2005, 12:17:59 PM
The Kitten Cannon...sweet game.  Sorta in the penguin category. 

Here Kitty Kitty
When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil.

Zanshin

#413
July 27, 2005, 11:27:03 AM
Scored 957....but it doesn't seem much like I have too much control of what happens in it.  Maybe it's a metaphor for life.

JTrotter Fan

#414
July 27, 2005, 11:22:21 PM Last Edit: July 27, 2005, 11:26:21 PM by The Waco Kid
The moral of the game is...

You can pretty much choose which direction you wanna go...but you might hit some explosives or get killed along the way.  That pretty much sums up my life. 

On a lighter note...i cracked 1,721 feet and didn't even make a top 10 list.
When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil.

PhillyPhanInDC

#415
July 28, 2005, 01:48:19 PM
Not going to read every post.... here is a good one, sorry if it was already posted. Some of it is not good for work, so be careful.

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"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.

mussa

#416
July 28, 2005, 02:02:42 PM
Quote from: The Waco Kid on July 26, 2005, 12:17:59 PM
The Kitten Cannon...sweet game.  Sorta in the penguin category. 

Here Kitty Kitty

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Phanatic

#417
July 28, 2005, 05:00:17 PM
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JTrotter Fan

#418
July 31, 2005, 02:58:31 AM
Sweet paintings - Optical Illusions

3-D Paintings
When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil.

Mad-Lad

#419
August 04, 2005, 08:30:14 AM
Darkon the Movie

Everybody wants to be a hero.
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