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MURP · June 24, 2005, 02:22:31 PM

lmao. made my day RJS.

rjs246 · June 24, 2005, 02:30:52 PM

Quote from: MURP on June 24, 2005, 02:22:31 PM
lmao. made my day RJS.

My boss came by earlier to see what I was doing because I was crying I was laughing so hard. Needless to say I didn't divulge all of the details. I'm not sure she would have appreciated Tucker Max's crotch getting bathed in all of the filth a human body can produce.

BigEd76 · June 24, 2005, 02:33:27 PM

Filtered at work..."Adult Content"

rjs246 · June 24, 2005, 02:37:42 PM

Quote from: BigEd76 on June 24, 2005, 02:33:27 PM
Filtered at work..."Adult Content"

This is not shocking.

rjs246 · July 01, 2005, 12:29:52 PM

More Tucker Max... one of my favorites.

mussa · July 01, 2005, 01:51:01 PM

yes

MURP · July 01, 2005, 02:00:32 PM

QuoteLet's eat!!"

Reidme · July 04, 2005, 01:19:24 PM

Quote"But Tucker Max wasn't done. Oh no, after depositing enough grease in her to run a Formula One racecar ..."

This guy is a true azzhole, the kind you would hate if you actually ran into him. But man, his stories are funny as hell, and his advice, although perverse, is dead on for handling f'd up situations. Thanks for the link, I'm sure I'll be checking back for months. Ashame I don't have a laptop, his stories are perfect for bathroom reading. Playboy or FHM should give him a monthly column.

JTrotter Fan · July 17, 2005, 01:37:50 PM

Check it out...just gave me a chuckle so i thought i'd post it.

Pulp Fiction

ParkingLotFlagDude · July 21, 2005, 03:48:37 PM

Quote from: The Waco Kid on July 17, 2005, 01:37:50 PM
Check it out...just gave me a chuckle so i thought i'd post it.

Pulp Fiction

It's like Cliff Notes for movies

PhillyPhanInDC · July 21, 2005, 04:18:28 PM

Quote from: rjs246 on April 27, 2005, 03:09:02 PM
No cahnce I'm sorting through this thread to see if it's been posted but this is freaking hilarious...

http://grouphug.us/random

I swear to Christ I can pick out the ones RJS wrote.

"I like watching women eat bananas.....alot.

rjs246 · July 21, 2005, 04:39:30 PM

That site kills me. I cry laughing just about every time I log on.

Some brilliant nuggets:

QuoteI once took a shtein at Barnes & Noble... on their wall.

QuoteI can't comprehend why anyone would like anal sex. I don't want my pee-pee where poo-poo comes from.
Ew.

MURP · July 21, 2005, 04:45:32 PM

QuoteMy environment is to blame. Coming from a small town with simple pleasures and simple people, I'm thrown in the mix with America's elite. Although the student body is homogenous and conservative, my fragile brain is absorbing radical theories about international relations, my major

Wingspan · July 21, 2005, 04:45:43 PM

i have been laughing at this one for 30 minutes

QuoteI was in a club with my girlfriend of five years and we had an argument over something completely trivial. She left and I went to get drunk at the bar.

This guy came up to me (I'd never met him before) and offered me money for sex (just oral). I agreed, even though I knew I shouldn't have done it. Afterwards, I felt really guilty for cheating, and used the money to buy my girlfriend a ring.

This happened four months ago, and I never said anything to anyone. However, I no longer love my girlfriend (perhaps I never did), and I think I may be gay. My parents are strict Christians though and I don't know how they'll take it if I come out.

rjs246 · July 21, 2005, 04:46:40 PM

QuoteThis is deeply depressing. Iam 21 years old, male, jewish, and unatractive. My friends talk about "hooking up" all the time and getting "head" so i decided to take chocolate syrup and smear it on my meatcicle..... I know what your thinking, my dog will come lick it but no.... my story is much worse and i regret it, but nothing can suck better than your 1 year old sister.

Should I laugh at this? I feel like I shouldn't. But I did.