Week 1 - Washington: Apache Chief, Ee-Nay-Chok

[QB Eagles]

2016 Doug on the sidelines today.

[General_Failure]

Just two touchdowns and a forfeit from Washington and they're right back in this.

[Don Ho]

BOOOOO!

[Don Ho]

They should have the skill players to run normal plays on third and long and trust their skill players to win 1v1.

This!

[Don Ho]

With the receivers and TEs they've got, there should never be a third down pass that doesn't get ten yards.

And this!

[Don Ho]

This is so farging bad I turned the Phillies on

[PhillyPhreak54]

They better farging score on the first possession

Wentz looks like ass
Doug is calling a horrible game
Sproles ain't a farging feature back
Take the stupid toss sweep out of the playbook on third and short
And while you're at it shtein on the wr screen too
OL can't run block
DL can't get pressure

[General_Failure]

They better farging score on the first possession

I'll give you three guesses what will actually happen.

[PhillyPhreak54]

They better farging score on the first possession

I'll give you three guesses what will actually happen.

Interception
Three and out
Great play called back by penalty

[General_Failure]

Close, it'll be a Sproles injury that puts him on IR.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Close, it'll be a Sproles injury that puts him on IR.

That at least prevents Doug from using him

Just like he did there AGAIN on third down

[General_Failure]

The Assassination of Darren Sproles by the Coward Doug Pederson.

[General_Failure]

The dink and dunk days are back, boys.

[Don Ho]

Sproles has been like 75% of the offense!  Jesus Doug

[PhillyPhreak54]

He can't help himself with Sproles

Someone text igy and mds and have them sit on Sproles