Week 1 - Washington: Apache Chief, Ee-Nay-Chok

[Don Ho]

I'm fully erect

Those days are over for Uncle Don but I felt it move!!

Damn you Chip Kelley!

[General_Failure]

If Keenum was any good we'd all be depressed again.

[Don Ho]

It's time to move on from Sydney Jones

[General_Failure]

I'm legitimately concerned about the amount of times Sproles is touching the ball.

[Don Ho]

Shocking, it looked like they were tending to Jones on the sideline

[General_Failure]

That handoff was all on Wentz.

[General_Failure]

Who was that big slow white guy? They should use him more.

[PhillyPhreak54]

I'm fully erect

Those days are over for Uncle Don but I felt it move!!

Damn you Chip Kelley!

Lolol

[General_Failure]

These sons of bitches better break 30 points after all that.

[Don Ho]

Only thing worse in the Eagles first half is Jose Alvarez on the mound for the Phillies

[General_Failure]

I appreciate Jeffery staying in bounds on that catch.

[Don Ho]

Holding my farging ass

[General_Failure]

Holding my farging ass

Dude, just pause it and go to the bathroom.

[Don Ho]

Sproles dancing around is infuriating

[Don Ho]

Holding my farging ass

Dude, just pause it and go to the bathroom.

I love you guys so much.  You make all this Philadelphia sports drama bearable