Week 1 - Washington: Apache Chief, Ee-Nay-Chok

[Don Ho]

This has nothing to do with the taterskins offensive line commentators this has to do with the fact Jim Schwartz has no balls

[General_Failure]

Darren Sproles literally wants to die on the field, that's the only explanation.

[Don Ho]

"Punt team ready!"

[General_Failure]

Peters five yard in the backfield on a run is a really great sign.

[General_Failure]

I'm ready to show Nelson the Aghodoor.

[Don Ho]

So Wentz's love child Ertz is not in the offense of plan today?

[Munson]

No hit on a defenseless receiver there? I still don't understand that rule if that play ain't it.


DESEAN!!

[General_Failure]

I missed that way more than I thought I did.

[Diomedes]

Ok now D do something

[Rome]

I'm hard without Cialis. 

YES!

[QB Eagles]

Wentz gotta learn that play is there a solid 50% of the time with DJax.

[General_Failure]

Huh, a Jerry Rice record that's actually attainable.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Get a stop

Go in 17-14 or 17-10 and I can breathe

[General_Failure]

Get a stop

Go in 17-14 or 17-10 and I can breathe

You'll take 24-7 and you'll like it. There are kids in Miami who don't even have that.

[Don Ho]

You Hoyda Gruden go for it take off your skirt