Week 1 - Washington: Apache Chief, Ee-Nay-Chok

[General_Failure]

So the first three picks next year are all DBs, right?

[Don Ho]

Removing the windmills is really throwing these guys off.

Thank you for making me laugh because I really farging needed that

[Don Ho]

I've been watching Douglas this entire first half he's not the only one but my God he looks farging lost out there

[General_Failure]

I hope they can sort this out by the time they're wearing pink towels and not the digital camo towels.

[Don Ho]

Alshon must be loving this, hasn't been targeted yet.

[QB Eagles]

Play call from hell.

[Don Ho]

I don't know who the hell this play-by-play guy is but please shut up with the farging boo birds comments my God that's older than Methuselah

[Munson]

Lol why are you pitching it to old not as fast Sproles 7 yards behind the backfield on a 3rd and short

[General_Failure]

Make Frank Reich CotY if he wins any games this year.

[QB Eagles]

Wentz and Doug need to unfarg themselves or it's gonna be a long season.

[Don Ho]

So this entire offense goes through a midget that was written off as dead a year ago?  Sure, I'm all in!

[PhillyPhreak54]

Pederson is absolute trash right now

farging inexcusable

[General_Failure]

I'm glad they've got all these big targets they're not throwing passes to.

[Don Ho]

Lol why are you pitching it to old not as fast Sproles 7 yards behind the backfield on a 3rd and short

That play was so predictable the Skins D was going 1/2 speed and still stopped it

[General_Failure]

My favorite part of this game was when Wentz killed the one play and everyone in the stadium knew which way the run was going.