Week 1 - Washington: Apache Chief, Ee-Nay-Chok

[General_Failure]

This zone defense is really cool. I'm glad they're really rushing hard at Erek Flowers.

[PhillyPhreak54]

BDN with a TD for JAX

Cut Wentz

[Geowhizzer]

I'm sick and have no voice.  My wife better hide the remote controls.

[Don Ho]

They were lucky as shtein because Richardson didn't step out of bounds looks like he had both feet in catch the farging ball Derby

[QB Eagles]

Maybe stop with the zone, Jim.  Just saying. 

I'm hoping this actually is zone.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Foles taken to the locker room with an arm injury

[Don Ho]

HA already 3-0 Mess bottom first.   I got four hours sleep for this shtein ?

[General_Failure]

Hey, they got a first down! I don't know when they got it, I've been trying to find a stream that will actually load.

[QB Eagles]

HA already 3-0 Mess bottom first.   I got four hours sleep for this shtein ?

You're watching the Phillies? What's wrong with you? During timeouts, see if you can watch Mahomes putting on a clinic.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Foles broken collarbone it looks like

And so much for Doug's "gotta start fast" shtein

[General_Failure]

Foles broken collarbone it looks like

And so much for Doug's "gotta start fast" shtein

I don't know how much faster you want your punter out there.

[General_Failure]

Does this team have any offense that hasn't come from Sproles?

[Don Ho]

I am still shocked that Brooks is back after a ruptured his Achilles in January.  Amazing

[Munson]

Great

[PhillyPhreak54]

GOD fargING DAMMIT