Do your magic, E.W.
i hope you catch mrsa from a donkey bite at next petting zoo you visit.
If you think I have nothing better to do on a Saturday than go through threads looking for Twitter related shtein to split from those threads and merge with this one, well you're right. But I'm not gonna do it anyway.
Oh what a treat this thread is going to be ^-^
Geoff Mosher is basically doing a play by play of training camp. Awesome and awful at the same time.
Here's the latest two:
QuoteWow. Flashback of Mike Vick, circa 2004. Took off in the blink of an eye.
QuoteAnother vick flashback. He throws off back foot, into the turf, against the pass rush
I hope there's no flashback where he winds up trying to drown a runningback in a bucket of water.
QuoteDefense getting best of offense today. wost manneans had jumped offsides three snaps ago.
Quotethe eagles have running backs
Quote from: General_Failure on May 01, 2010, 12:45:43 PM
I hope there's no flashback where he winds up trying to drown a runningback in a bucket of water.
lol :-D
depends on which rb.
QuoteSean McDermott is a big booster of his speedy, aggressive new WIL: "There's a shark in the water out there right now, and it's Ernie Sims."
From Weaver:
QuoteHey Shady isd looking really good! I'm excited about his growth.
Ricky Sapp is getting his first Philly cheesesteak tonight. Additionally, he and Jeff Owens are playfully smack-talking back and forth, much like Celek and Bradley. It's nice to see this kind of comradery, even if the football-related posts today seemed to indicate that the defense is looking a lot better than the offense.
Quote from: FastFreddie on May 01, 2010, 07:33:17 PM
Ricky Sapp is getting his first Philly cheesesteak tonight. Additionally, he and Jeff Owens are playfully smack-talking back and forth, much like Celek and Bradley. It's nice to see this kind of comradery, even if the football-related posts today seemed to indicate that the defense is looking a lot better than the offense.
a few of them had their firsts last night...some even tweeted pics of them before eating haha
Kurt Coleman is great
QuoteDear Philly, I love your constant construction and slow traffic. Your friend, Kurt
Quote from: FastFreddie on May 01, 2010, 07:33:17 PM
Ricky Sapp is getting his first Philly cheesesteak tonight. Additionally, he and Jeff Owens are playfully smack-talking back and forth, much like Celek and Bradley. It's nice to see this kind of comradery, even if the football-related posts today seemed to indicate that the defense is looking a lot better than the offense.
Cause there's nothing like a good ol' twitter post to confirm
camaraderie
Quote from: mussa on May 01, 2010, 10:14:28 PM
Quote from: FastFreddie on May 01, 2010, 07:33:17 PM
Ricky Sapp is getting his first Philly cheesesteak tonight. Additionally, he and Jeff Owens are playfully smack-talking back and forth, much like Celek and Bradley. It's nice to see this kind of comradery, even if the football-related posts today seemed to indicate that the defense is looking a lot better than the offense.
Cause there's nothing like a good ol' twitter post to confirm camaraderie
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BURN :-D
I was always wondering where the word "comrad" originated from. Now I know.
I didn't even know about these accounts until this topic. I'm not a Twitter guy, but I read Jeff Owens' account and he said he had two cheesesteaks already.
Chances he's the second guy on the team with gastric band surgery?
Quote from: King Cole on May 02, 2010, 01:24:51 AM
I was always wondering where the word "comrad" originated from. Now I know.
I'm pretty sure you still don't know.
Rest of the World 3,749
mussa 1
Leonard Weaver:
QuoteIts the last day for us until june. The rookies looked good, kevin kolb looked great, and special teams are ready!
Rest of the World 3,750
Angry special needs child 1
lol
QuoteKafka just cannoned a TD pass to Chad Hall, who jumped to make the grab over Geoff Pope
Gotta love the 80-man roster.
if there's a hell this thread belongs there.
Maybe you should ask the Lord for redemption and save yourself from it.
Ricky Sapp:
QuoteDone with first mini camp... I love Philly... Sc here I come..
Geoff Mosher:
QuoteVick had single coverage but opted to scramble for the TD
And vick scrambles for another TD
Various ridiculous hypotheticals being thrown around on Shady's tweets.
Shady v. Mayweather in boxing
Pimp v. Chris Johnson in a race
Quote from: King Cole on May 02, 2010, 01:24:51 AMI read Jeff Owens' account and he said he had two cheesesteaks already.
dook put mustard on it. major violation
Cut his ass.
Quote from: QB Eagles on May 02, 2010, 12:32:47 PM
Various ridiculous hypotheticals being thrown around on Shady's tweets.
Shady v. Mayweather in boxing
Pimp v. Chris Johnson in a race
Brent Celek
Quote@cutondime u have to be kidding me bro. Mayweather would crush u. I know u r quick but the man has never been beat
I never got into Twitter, but for some reason I'm highly enjoying watching these guys jaw at each other on there.
Shady also asked if Mayweather "ways" 145 pounds.
So since these guys all seem to be much more internet savvy..and have a shteinload of (it seems) free time....
who do I go after on there for an Ask...... section.
:-D
LOL...jeff owens:
QuoteWhat I saw in philly today http://twitpic.com/1keu1b
Celek seems to be the one interacting with the fans the most.
Some posts from the contest on his facebook page...
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edit: lol
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Quote from: PhillyGirl on May 02, 2010, 05:26:43 PM
So since these guys all seem to be much more internet savvy..and have a shteinload of (it seems) free time....
who do I go after on there for an Ask...... section.
:-D
You might even be able to convince Celek and Bradley to do a frik/frak thing.
Those 2 would just whore up the whole section talking to each other....forget anyone asking questions lol
Quote from: PhillyGirl on May 02, 2010, 06:21:07 PM
Those 2 would just whore up the whole section talking to each other....forget anyone asking questions lol
That would be infinitely better than either of them having to field questions with an actual intelligent response expected.
Alrighty then. I'll work on that this week. See what i can do.
if not them, I'm sure one of the rooks might be interested (Coleman, Sapp, Owens, etc).
I guess an Ask Dave Spadaro's out.
Ask Dave Spadaro to kill himself is open. All day/all night.
Quote from: rjs246 on May 02, 2010, 06:24:24 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on May 02, 2010, 06:21:07 PM
Those 2 would just whore up the whole section talking to each other....forget anyone asking questions lol
That would be infinitely better than either of them having to field questions with an actual intelligent response expected.
Not to mention that it would also be better than anything else posted here.
Quote from: PhillyGirl on May 02, 2010, 06:26:44 PM
Alrighty then. I'll work on that this week. See what i can do.
if not them, I'm sure one of the rooks might be interested (Coleman, Sapp, Owens, etc).
Start with Sapp - best chance of actually making the team.
Quote from: rjs246 on May 02, 2010, 06:24:24 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on May 02, 2010, 06:21:07 PM
Those 2 would just whore up the whole section talking to each other....forget anyone asking questions lol
That would be infinitely better than either of them having to field questions with an actual intelligent response expected.
I don't know, that might cut down on our IGY/MDS time.
Quote from: FastFreddie on May 02, 2010, 06:50:44 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on May 02, 2010, 06:26:44 PM
Alrighty then. I'll work on that this week. See what i can do.
if not them, I'm sure one of the rooks might be interested (Coleman, Sapp, Owens, etc).
Start with Sapp - best chance of actually making the team.
well, I'll try to get the wonder white twins on first
guys why do you want to play pretend sports writer? youve got a real, live one right here!
hey pg!
And if we ever want to ask questions to the Brownsville Girls 7-10 indoor volleyball team, we'll look you up.
Christ I really don't want to pretend to be nice to some professional athletes on a message board. Ugh.
haha you don't have to be nice, you can just read.
Good point. I am pretty good at keeping my thoughts to myself.
is this finally the context i can ask about cork sizes?
Shady moves to #25
Celek changing to #85
Dammit the banner's out of date again.
They do it to farg with Mad Lad.
There's a chance Celek is farging around on that...lol. Stand by.
earlier today, Celek was giving Shady shtein about all of the kids who have his #29 jersey that have to get new ones for the number change. Shady told Celek that he's still on his rookie contract and that Celek should be the one paying for all of the kids. haha
Warren Sapp talking shtein to Celek....
Quote@BrentCelek "Us" Ain't Won Since '60! So Go to Work And Show US WE Been Waiting 50 Yrs! U ain't getting Any younger!! LOL.
Thank goodness these meat heads don't have important jobs.
PS...emailing with Celek's manager now.
not eagles news, but hilarious
QuoteOGOchoCinco
If i win mega millions i am gonna buy the celebration rules from the NFL and burn them
Quote from: PhillyGirl on May 02, 2010, 11:40:05 PM
PS...emailing with Celek's manager now.
Tell him to do it or we'll have someone get drunk and give him a nickname.
Well, she (his manager) loves the idea. Will hear back from her after she clears a few things up and talks more to brent about it.
Will update when I know more this week.
wait so celek is really gonna answer inane questions from the 15 people who post here? again, at what point is it ok to ask him about schlong sizes. this is all i want to know.
Buy him a couple drinks first, jeez.
well not just his, but everyones.
specifically andy (if hes/anyone has ever seen it), donovan (of course) and jeremy bloom (cause hes so dreamy)
Celek No Hippos. I hope you're happy now.
haha no shtein?
i wonder if 5 trolled, too. THAT would be awkward.
Quote from: PhillyGirl on May 02, 2010, 11:40:05 PM
PS...emailing with Celek's manager now.
Got a little Captain in you?
Does Celek count as MA? I'm trying to figure out how mad IGY's gonna be that we couldn't get a player with swag....
We gotta get Stew Bradley here. I want to see if he has a response to the mocking of his photos in the draft thread.
This development is not limited to just Celek.
There is a lot of interest from other parties as well.
Including some that pass IGY's look test.
Any interest in getting help with some errands? I could use a couple strong kids to help me dig a tree stump out.
haha, Celek's and Stewie's battle for more Twitter followers makes a headline
http://www.csnphilly.com/05/02/10/Bradley-and-Celek-Battle-Off-the-Field/landing_eagleeye.html?blockID=227410&feedID=3041&qv=1
What would be better than having players post here would be having them anonymously post their actual thoughts about opponents, teammates, coaches, gameplans etc. Of course in that scenario none of us would know who they were and would ridicule them mercilessly for their stupid opinions, but it would be much more interesting than the canned responses we're certain to get if they actually join in a public fashion.
they don't have to be canned questions OR answers with these guys.
I think it will be fun.
I hope you're right. I for one promise not to go public when they tell us how awful Andy Reid's in-game adjustments are.
I'm just saying that judging from their Tweets, they're not really canned comments/responses on there. So we'll see. I'll make it a point to tell them they can be open...but also not to a point of pissing off their employer.
LAME.
I'm totally going to edit my responses about Celek from his draft thread.
You DO remember what happened to random Eagles disabled ticket taker guy right?
the cripple didn't have celek's hands. no worries.
Looking like this will be an "Ask an Eagle" section....not limited to one guy. lol
VERY receptive managers and players....
Quote from: Rome on May 03, 2010, 09:44:49 AM
the cripple didn't have celek's hands. no worries.
Frostbite is a motherfarger.
This is good news. Not because I'm overly excited about interacting with some players, but because I'm going to register multi-accounts under several player names and then sell them to said players. :deion
nice PG.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on May 03, 2010, 10:01:39 AM
This is good news. Not because I'm overly excited about interacting with some players, but because I'm going to register multi-accounts under several player names and then sell them to said players. :deion
brilliant!
Quote from: PhillyGirl on May 03, 2010, 09:59:29 AM
Looking like this will be an "Ask an Eagle" section....not limited to one guy. lol
VERY receptive managers and players....
This is awesome. I mean, I really want to ridicule the very notion of interacting with spoiled professional athletes but can't bring myself to do it. God damn it.
IGY will like this news!
KELLY GREEN JERSEYS FOR THE HOME OPENER!
It's about farging time.
[igy]the only way you can make pimp any more pimp than he already is, is if he's in a kelly green butta joint[/igy]
no farging way
Quote from: PhillyGirl on May 03, 2010, 10:55:25 AM
IGY will like this news!
KELLY GREEN JERSEYS FOR THE HOME OPENER!
ummmmm.....what?
Unless you're talking about the Packers of course
NICE.
Les Bowen:
QuoteKelly green jerseys for the opener vs Green Bay! Finally - for the 50th anniversary of the Eagles' 1960 championship.
Stewie:
QuoteThrowback unis, check em out peeps
and not so great from Les Bowen:
QuoteMacho Harris has taken No. 24. Don't think they'll be handing out 5 or even 36 anytime soon.
My least favorite player takes my favorite player's number. FML
QuoteEagles Unveil Plans To Honor 1960 Team
May 3, 2010 | Last Updated: 5/3/10 10:59 AM ET | Comments (0)
The Eagles turned back the clock Monday as the organization unveiled plans to honor the 50th Anniversary of the 1960 Championship at Franklin Field.
Hall of Famers Tommy McDonald and Chuck Bednarik, along with Pete Retzlaff joined current Eagles DeSean Jackson, Stewart Bradley and Brent Celek for this historic announcement at Franklin Field. Jackson, Bradley and Celek sported the throwback 1960 kelly green jerseys which will be worn at the 2010 season opener against the Green Bay Packers, the team the 1960 Eagles beat for the franchise's third NFL Championship.
Also participating in the ceremonies will be Eagles owner Jeffrey Lurie, team president Joe Banner, Eagles alumni Dick Lucas, Riley Gunnels and Maxie Baughan, along with Merrill Reese, the current Play-by-Play Voice of the Eagles. SWOOP and the Philadelphia Eagles Cheerleaders were also on hand.
McDonald, Bednarik and Retzlaff helped the Eagles to their third NFL championship with a come-from-behind 17-13 victory over the Packers at Franklin Field on December 26, 1960.
How can you hate a guy named Macho? Just because he was unspectacular on the field as a rookie?
that and the dance.
(http://product.images.store.philadelphiaeagles.com/37-01/37-01218-P.jpg)
oh
still better.
(http://promo.images.store.philadelphiaeagles.com/PhiladelphiaEagles/67_prm_043010_983x318_50th.jpg)
What are the current odds of the Eagles winning the SB this year? The jersey decision alone increases the odds.
no idea but igy will bet you $1,000,000 to your 50 cents that they won't win it.
In.
Any more good news and I might sprain "something".
2nd.
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where is the old logo? They can't have not put that on there and they have them on the tshirts?
Quote from: rjs246 on May 03, 2010, 11:15:01 AM
What are the current odds of the Eagles winning the SB this year? The jersey decision alone increases the odds.
They sure as hell aren't going to win it relying on that Any Name guy.
no way am i buying one of those. cole's gone the second he hits 30.
Quote from: General_Failure on May 03, 2010, 11:24:08 AM
Quote from: rjs246 on May 03, 2010, 11:15:01 AM
What are the current odds of the Eagles winning the SB this year? The jersey decision alone increases the odds.
They sure as hell aren't going to win it relying on that Any Name guy.
He's Samoan
Quote from: PhillyGirl on May 03, 2010, 11:23:11 AM
where is the old logo? They can't have not put that on there and they have them on the tshirts?
they didn't have logos on the 1960 jerseys. i was just about to ask that question so i went back and checked a photo of one of them. nada.
Quote from: SD on May 03, 2010, 11:25:10 AM
Quote from: General_Failure on May 03, 2010, 11:24:08 AM
Quote from: rjs246 on May 03, 2010, 11:15:01 AM
What are the current odds of the Eagles winning the SB this year? The jersey decision alone increases the odds.
They sure as hell aren't going to win it relying on that Any Name guy.
He's Samoan
Oh, then they'll probably make the playoffs.
ah, thanks Rome. Forgot about that.
Its all good though, they're sweet.
They definitely had the Reebok logos on the sleeves in 1960, right?
Quote from: FastFreddie on May 03, 2010, 11:31:02 AM
They definitely had the Reebok logos on the sleeves in 1960, right?
Yeah, but on the part that went past the elbows. So, they're still a little off.
Quote from: SD on May 03, 2010, 11:08:37 AM
(http://product.images.store.philadelphiaeagles.com/37-01/37-01218-P.jpg)
I like.
Now I'll have to save up for another new jersey this year. It's like the marketing department plans this or something?
Quote from: NC_Eagle on May 03, 2010, 11:40:13 AM
Now I'll have to save up for another new jersey this year. It's like the marketing department plans this or something?
I think you just cracked the Eagles code. They don't get rid of players because they get old. They get rid of them when their jersey sales go on the decline.
Why couldn't it have been enough to have had the reebok logo on the shirt tail? I'm not saying I don't like them, but I'd have liked them a whole lot more without the logo on the sleeve. It's supposed to be a throwback for christ sakes.
Because Reebok doesn't care about historical accuracy.
I'm wondering if you can't get a seamstress to remove it.
Doubtful, at least on the replica joints since everything is ironed on.
Oh, didn't realize that.
Wow...good job on getting that set up.
lol at like a million questions already
and asking about The Wire is apparently prohibited.
What's the rules for this section?
Its been asked 3 times already Jay. LOL
I remember reading something a few weeks ago where Spadaro said there were no plans to bring back the kelly green uniforms. Shows how much he knows.
Hopefully this leads to a permanent change. :evil
Damn! I thought I would be original and ask it...I see where Brownsville Todd got that one in there.
The uniforms are tight.
Maybe I'll buy a McNabb one.
stop giving them your money dude
Quote from: Diomedes on May 03, 2010, 09:24:01 PM
stop giving them your money dude
and start giving it to me.
brent has been on fb all day and isnt answering our stupid questions. what. the. hell. wahhhhh
Quote from: KDS on May 03, 2010, 11:18:37 PM
brent has been on fb all day and isnt answering our stupid questions. what. the. hell. wahhhhh
Because I told them to wait a few days until a bunch of questions were asked.
Settle down.
Brent doesn't like us
Quote from: PhillyGirl on May 03, 2010, 11:22:56 PM
Quote from: KDS on May 03, 2010, 11:18:37 PM
brent has been on fb all day and isnt answering our stupid questions. what. the. hell. wahhhhh
Because I told them to wait a few days until a bunch of questions were asked.
Settle down.
ya alright girl
Pimp is mopping the floor with Celek and wost manneans in NBA 2k10.
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Someone needs to ask Brent about Stewie's haircut/tank combo.
awful...it looks like he is in a trailer.
:-D
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roflcopter
hahaha! thats some funng shtein.
more:
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Now for sure I am going to have nightmares tonight.
who's the top left of the full house pic? i can't tell
wost manneans
Maclin gets no love, though. Racists.
Quote from: PhillyPhanInDC on May 10, 2010, 10:48:47 AM
wost manneans
Maclin gets no love, though. Racists.
They made up for it with Leonard "Danny Tanner" Weaver
Leonard Weaver wanted everyone to know that God is good, and that he was praying for a good day for all.
He's also going to Walmart in preparation for a family trip.
Are black people allowed to be MA?
Yes. But only if they're working the fields.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on May 21, 2010, 04:19:02 PM
Yes. But only if they're working the fields.
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Dern
Dumb athletes + Twitter = Dumb tweets (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=5228130)
Dumb tweets = redundant.
Quote@toddherremans Jus got back to Philly. All is well except... the plane smells like fart
FF is easily in my top 3
god i love this guy
Schefter just tweeted that Lindley, Chaney, and Owens have agreed to their rookie contracts. (He also mentioned Coleman, but we already knew about him.)
Celek's priorities are messed up
QuoteBig game tonite. If the lakers win I think they sweep the celtics.
"@deseanjackson10: I ain't gonna even lie... 2day pool party was waaaaay off the chain.. That thang was stupid popn.. Some1 tell me if I'm lie'n"
PIMP
He could have gone anywhere... he CHOSE Berkley.
Danny DeVito just tweeted this pic.
IASIP + Utley/Howard + his ugly foot
http://yfrog.com/jo29030472j
Danny DeVito will be the Eagles' starting fullback this year?
@mortreport: A very high-ranking Eagles source says "No" on report that Eagles are seriously thinking about releasing Michael Vick.
Stay the course, Andy!
From Caplan:
QuoteThe Philadelphia Eagles had free-agent LB Alvin Bowen in for a workout on Tuesday, league sources said. Bowen, who was originally selected by the Buffalo Bills in the fifth round of the 2008 draft, fits in as a 4-3 weak-side linebacker.
Bowen, who weighed in at the workout at less than 225 pounds, is the kind of undersized but fast linebacker who would fit in well for Philadelphia's 4-3 scheme. However, Philadelphia is already deep at the position with projected starter Ernie Sims to go along with fourth-year pro Akeem Jordan and rookie Keenan Clayton.
Bowen missed his entire rookie season because of an ACL injury, which he suffered during the first week of training camp practice. He spent several weeks on the practice squad of the Washington taterskins last season. Washington waived him in early June.
lol I completely forgot about Ernie Sims already
Les Bowen:
QuoteThe Jaguars have no idea what they're about to face Friday - JJ Arrington taking the Wildcat snap with Mike Kafka split wide. Behold!
They had no idea until Bowen ruined the surprise with that tweet
Herremans:
QuoteSo.. caught up on Trueblood las nite.. Not a fan of how they get u hooked with the 1st 2 seasons then bring on a barrage of homesexuality.
QuoteI have no issues with homosesxuality, to each his/her own... Its just not for me.. #jussayin.
...which of course resulted in a public C.Y.A. apology
The show has had a lot of dude butt lately.
http://eaglesbloggerroom.blogspot.com/
QuoteIt appears Herremans will devote his energy toward some type of community service to help make up for his choice of words.
Quietly the Eagles are fuming about Herremans' judgment. With several players plugged into Twitter, the team can count on a lecture about "tweeting smart" by head coach Andy Reid.
A distraction is the last thing Reid and his coaching staff want to deal with as they mold a young group of players into a team.
Seriously? Community service because he said there was too much homosexuality for his liking?
Should have just said "gay". That word at least has evolved a little bit. Probably still woulda got in trouble though.
what if he said there were to many blacks or asians for his taste
hate is hate
the silly part about it is thinking community service is going to change him
There are way too many asians on True Blood, oddly enough.
It did turn into OZ lately.
Quote from: ice grillin you on August 10, 2010, 03:17:36 PM
what if he said there were to many blacks or asians for his taste
hate is hate
the silly part about it is thinking community service is going to change him
I don't see it as hate and I don't equate it to race either. I have never seen the show, but isn't he referring to sex? Is he wrong to say he doesn't like to see that?
he saying he doesnt like the gays
You're putting a lot of words in his tweet there, IGY.
saying you don't like seeing naked man parts =/= saying you don't like gay people
Quote from: ice grillin you on August 10, 2010, 03:46:04 PM
he saying he doesnt like the gays
So saying too much homosexuality for his liking means he hates gays?
it's not like he went all john rocker in his tweet.
he said he's 100% manly and straight and gay's not his thing, then went back to practice where he bent over and let guys wrestle him
New York, more like Jew York
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on August 10, 2010, 04:08:08 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on August 10, 2010, 03:46:04 PM
he saying he doesnt like the gays
So saying too much homosexuality for his liking means he hates gays?
yes....if he said there was to much sex that would be fine
but by saying hes upset because the network hoodwinked him by getting him into the show and then springing a bunch of gay sex on him insinuates that gay sex/homosexuals is a bad thing
that would be like me saying well the show was awesome the first two years then they started introducing all these black characters
It's actually not like that at all.
its exactly like it
hate is hate is hate
and why is a 30 year old man twittering anyway
No, but I understand that you see things in black and white. Either or. Nuance isn't your thing so I'm not going to argue over it.
Suffice to say, for the huge majority of the adult population, there's a big difference between being put off by seeing gay sex and hating gay people.
Quote from: ice grillin you on August 11, 2010, 10:00:11 AM
and why is a 30 year old man twittering anyway
This part I agree with.
you are not even seeing the worst part of what hes saying...its not the gay sex part its the part where he says the network set people up and tried to sneak in more gay sex this year after getting an audience...as if being gay is such a evil and terrible thing that it had to be some sort of conspiracy by the network to introduce it
not to mention has the show even had any gay sex...ive never seen anything on it but kissing
Seems to me you're reading into it too much. Not a big deal.
you watch trueblood?
im not saying he should go to jail or anything...just stop twittering...about anything...
he isnt that important and it can only end up bad for him
Solid plan, for sure.
Quote from: ice grillin you on August 11, 2010, 10:12:31 AM
just stop twittering...about anything...
regardless of how you feel over herreman's tweet this is the best advise. for so many athletes.
Quote from: smeags on August 11, 2010, 10:55:27 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on August 11, 2010, 10:12:31 AM
just stop twittering...about anything...
regardless of how you feel over herreman's tweet this is the best advise. for the entire population of the planet.
i concur with your edit.
He could have at least fixed the advise/advice problem.
Burrrrrrn.
Quote from: Zanshin on August 11, 2010, 11:25:44 AM
He could have at least fixed the advise/advice problem.
at least he went back and took "so" out of his edit.
I correct my own grammar and spelling. I mock other people's grammar and spelling. It's a simple formula that I find to be effective.
it will at least save you from the dreaded internet scrutiny.
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on August 11, 2010, 10:10:23 AM
you watch trueblood?
sometimes....my girl likes me to watch it with her....if there isnt a game i wanna see on ill usually catch most of it...this year anyway.....i havent seen any of the first two seasons
So, you started watching it when it started being more about dude-on-dude action?
on purpose
killa signed up (http://twitter.com/Pro_Hunt58)
Quote from: BigEd76 on August 19, 2010, 09:22:41 PM
killa signed up (http://twitter.com/Pro_Hunt58)
Hopefully he will hunt some QBs.
LOL
QuoteQb sack invasion is on my mind
Chad Ochocinco is a train wreck:
"@OGOchoCinco: @deseanjackson10 dude wake up, im outside your hotel in all black, what room you in, and what room is Vick in, hurry it me back"
Then later he said he was going to Waffle House by himself.
"@smeags; i had a blueberry waffle pb&j sammich this morning"
"@toddherremans: Jus finished up a round of golf.. Team Herremans/Celek had to buy lunch for Team Maclin/Kolb... So they won... by their rules anyway... Smh"
this thread needs to be kevorkian'd.
what does smh stand for?
shaking my head
it's actually sharing my hoagie.
thanks
Shining my hog?
I'm beginning to suspect there is no combination of words here that isn't about someone touching his penis.
[todd]Suckling My Havas[/todd]
Way to give some BB material, rook!
"@BGraham54: its time to get ready for them Green Boys this week! I cant wait to whisper something in Aaron Rodgers ear.....SACK!!"
Also, this is great:
"@pdomo: NFL Network exec calls Theismann ''one of premier analysts in business." Give that man a drug test."
Those are both great. I like Graham's confidence.
I knew Andy wouldn't be a fan of that:
http://bit.ly/b4DwiD
"@sethmeyers21: Warning: One more Philly TD and I'm making a "Vick has turned this game into a dogfight" joke."
Schefter thinks that the Eagles are now going to bring back the great Dan Klecko. Barrrrrrf.
lol I was just about to post that
I sincerely hope its to play offensive lineman this time.
Not technically Eagles-related, but it still feels on-topic to me:
"@Jesus_M_Christ: I got 99,000 followers but a bitch ain't one. Kidding, a lot of you are bitches."
"@bobfordsports: Wonder if Mike Kafka will take over for Vick every four or five plays?"
Only if they want an interception or wounded duck every 5 plays.
J hates white QB's.
Bring back Reno Mahe and convert him to LT. CAN'T FAIL
Bob Ford is definitely the first one to come up with that one.
"@LesBowen: Flt attendant notes w/disapproval that many of us have "elected to bring aboard carryon bags." Elected not to pay $20 bag check, bee-otch."
"@deseanjackson10: Everybody kno I'm a Mother f** Monster.... Gossip Gossip all I here is Gossip"
Quote from: FastFreddie on September 20, 2010, 06:47:46 PM
"@deseanjackson10: Everybody kno I'm a Mother f** Monster.... Gossip Gossip all I here is Gossip"
awesome song.
Quote610WIP
RT @howardeskin: Eagles to sign RB J.Bell from Buffalo practice squad on Tuesday. Need to make a cut. It won't be a RB, could be a surprise.
desean jackson
hpefully Baskett
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on September 21, 2010, 09:56:06 AM
hpefully Baskett
that would be a surprise as it would be a good move.
"@LesBowen: My new tactic for Andy Reid pressers: Assume he means opposite of what he says. So if he's "looking forward to challenge of playing Jags""
Anyone want to know why Vick found some holes on Sunday?
"@JasonLaCanfora: Lions worked out 4DBs Tues: Quintin Demps, Macho Harris (recently with Eagles), Karl Paymah and Chevis Jackson. NT Tank Tyler also visited"
"@dtapp91: The new season of the middle and modern family come on tonight. Yessssssss. Glad I studied film earlier."
Studied film on best technique to wear street clothes on the sideline?
'Twitter' should be nuked.
"@toddherremans: "@KEF85: @toddherremans you guys should wear the 60's uniforms the rest of the season"<-- I agree.. Dem shiz iz hot!"
someone tell manneans it's not "shiz", it's "butta joints"
"johnsons" would also have been acceptable
@TonyGonzalez88: I'm not worried about the weather this weekend cause, its always sunny in Philadelphia
So this is what it feels like to want to strangle a celebrity.
Stangle?
I thought about it, but no. Strangle.
Domo...
QuoteEag-Atl pre-game stat: In last 4 games, 38 of 75 1st downs Eags have allowed have come on first possession and last 3 possessions of game.
So they don't start or finish well....shocking
More from Domo
Quote
How bad are the Eagles on 3rd down? Take out the Jax game and opponents have converted 25 of 53 3rd down opportunities v. them.
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 17, 2010, 11:13:33 AM
Domo...
QuoteEag-Atl pre-game stat: In last 4 games, 38 of 75 1st downs Eags have allowed have come on first possession and last 3 possessions of game.
This doesn't strike me as an interesting stat at all.
For example, in the taterskins game, the taterskins had nine possessions. So the Eagles gave up approximately half of the first downs in approximately half the possessions! What a shock.
"@ProFootballTalk: @Jay_Glazer reports that DeSean Jackson has a "severe concussion" with memory loss http://tinyurl.com/2fpzk54"
That was by far Kolbs worst play. Though that hit was dirty
I dont think it was dirty, just DIRTAYYY He farged him up.
It was dirty without a doubt.....and I normally don't say that shtein.
Yes, it was dirty. He led with his helmet to a defenseless receiver.
shtein, dawkins got fined for far less.
And shouldn't have. That's the way football's been played for years.
Maybe you can make a case for leading with the crown of the helmet, but he went mostly shoulders first. But that hit wasn't any dirtier than Scrappy Brown blowing up Reggie Bush.
Unfortunately we don't have a dawk that would have laid some mother out for that.
Quote from: Munson on October 17, 2010, 11:28:17 PM
And shouldn't have. That's the way football's been played for years.
Maybe you can make a case for leading with the crown of the helmet, but he went mostly shoulders first. But that hit wasn't any dirtier than Scrappy Brown blowing up Reggie Bush.
He went with the crown first.
Yeah but the helmet hit him the shoulder/upper chest....it was not helmet to helmet. It was helmet and right shoulder to chest/right shoulder.
It just looks like helmet to helmet because of the way pimp's head flew back from the whiplash.
It's a clean hit. A nasty farging hit, but it's not dirty. And if it had been the other way around and an Eagle were delivering that hit everyone here would be saying it wasn't dirty/didn't deserve a penalty.
Not clean.
When Rodney Harrison, a certified headhunter, said that they should start suspending people....then you know its not a legit hit.
Brandon Merriweather - dirty
James Harrison - leading with the head twice
Dunta Robinson - dirty dirt
Munson, you're topping yourself with your own stupidity right now.
The hit was not clean. There is not one single person, other than you, who thinks it was a clean hit.
Merrill asked Walt Coleman about this exact situation a few months ago.
http://www.youtube.com/v/VsJLFI3vPXk?fs=1&hl=en_US
Robinson's hit was illegal.
lol okay...go watch the broadcast team watch the replay and call it a clean hit.
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d5d81b61df2/article/jackson-suffers-severe-concussion-in-collision-with-robinson?module=HP_headlines
Helmet-to-helmet...no
Hitting defenseless receiver? yeah...but if it were an Eagle delivering that hit no one here would be standing up calling it dirty
Quote from: QB Eagles on October 17, 2010, 11:51:36 PM
Merrill asked Walt Coleman about this exact situation a few months ago.
http://www.youtube.com/v/VsJLFI3vPXk?fs=1&hl=en_US
Robinson's hit was illegal.
I'm not arguing that it wasn't a penalty...by the new NFL rules, it is.
But it's not dirty. It's a clean hit.
The broadcast team was wrong. I heard it too. SINCE the game, since a gazillion replays have been shown, its been unanimously stated to be dirty.
It was an illegal hit.
A penalty? yes. He hit a defenseless receiver.
Dirty? No.
That hit was bad no matter how u slice it
Definitely brutal. The first thing I thought of when I saw it was Brown destroying Reggie Bush. One of those hits that makes you cringe.
http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/blogs/birds-nest/DeSean-Jackson-Concussion-Hit-Commentary-105151494.html
Vai says not dirty. He didn't even think it was illegal, though, but the NFL rulebook says otherwise.
Edit-After youtubing the bush hit, they're almost exactly the same hit. The only difference is Brown gets his head and shoulder into Bush's ribs, and not the shoulder/chest like Robinson did to Pimp
Munson is excited that our best player looked like he was killed today?
The hit was farging dirty... and there was no need for him to lead with his helmet?
farg the Falcons
Yes, I am thrilled that he got killed today.
Talk about homerism. The hit wasn't dirty. It sucked that it happened to Pimp, but stop crying that it was dirty. It wasn't.
Quote from: Munson on October 18, 2010, 12:18:22 AM
Yes, I am thrilled that he got killed today.
Talk about homerism. The hit wasn't dirty. It sucked that it happened to Pimp, but stop crying that it was dirty. It wasn't.
So when the fine is announced, I guess it still isn't dirty?
As someone else has said here...Dawk's been fined for much less.
Quote from: Munson on October 18, 2010, 12:26:37 AM
As someone else has said here...Dawk's been fined for much less.
Yes laying out a defenseless receiver isn't dirty...
It's how football is played. You have an opportunity to make a hit on somebody, you make it. He got him with his shoulder pads and unfortunately the top of his helmet. Had he kept his head up and got him with his facemask/forehead the hit would have been just as vicious.
He didn't aim for his head, he didn't try to go helmet to helmet for give him a forearm shiver to the head. He just hit him square on.
It was just farging vicious and, according to the NFL rules on defenseless receivers, illegal. But it wasn't dirty. That's the type of hit we loved from Dawkins, and Waters, and etc etc etc
Quote from: Munson on October 18, 2010, 12:48:40 AM
It's how football is played. You have an opportunity to make a hit on somebody, you make it. He got him with his shoulder pads and unfortunately the top of his helmet. Had he kept his head up and got him with his facemask/forehead the hit would have been just as vicious.
He didn't aim for his head, he didn't try to go helmet to helmet for give him a forearm shiver to the head. He just hit him square on.
It was just farging vicious and, according to the NFL rules on defenseless receivers, illegal. But it wasn't dirty. That's the type of hit we loved from Dawkins, and Waters, and etc etc etc
Yes, but given the massive amount of attention given towards concussions in the last few years, and their lingers effects, and their link to alzheimers, suicide, depression etc.... there's no need for this type of hit...
Hence... both illegal and dirty. It's a new NFL
Munson, you're the only person who believes the hit was clean.
Again, I present the Rodney Harrison evidence. When he says its dirty and needs to be policed, its dirty.
So what do you want the guy to do? reverse 18 years of training and instinct and not hit him? It's football, not soccer. That's how the guy's probably played his whole life, he's not just gonna pull up and let Jackson go running by him.
I agree that it sucked and is a penalty....but dirty? come on. He didn't even get him in the head.
Phreak, please be honest...had an Eagle delivered that hit, you'd be arguing that it wasn't helmet to helmet, there wasn't a blow to the head, etc blah blah. And I'm not the only one saying it was clean as two links have already been posted with people saying the same thing.
Everyone's pissed because it happened to an Eagle. It sucks that Pimp got destroyed but that doesn't make it a dirty hit. They've already made an effort to eliminate the blows to the head/helmet to helmet hits, which was why the defenseless receiver rule was implemented in the first place...but this play didn't even have a blow to the head.
If you thought this hit was dirty, you thought the Brown-on-Bush hit was dirty. Period.
No Munson, he doesn't have to reverse 18 years of training. All he has to do is when he goes to blow someone up - stay away from his head.
He's a cornerback. One of the positions where guys go through great lengths to avoid contact. He sized Jackson up and took that shot because he knew he could do it and he knew he was bigger.
If that is a TE, Dunta Robinson is going to the thighs or ol-laying the shtein out of that.
Dirty.
Sized him up? the catch and hit happened within a second of each other. He came off of his man/zone when he saw the ball was released and then hit Jackson when he caught the ball. He didn't have any more then a few milliseconds to "size him up". He had like a 3-5 yard window to run at him. Sheldon Brown had about 10 yards and a ball lofted in the air's worth of time to run at Reggie Bush. A bang-bang play like today's is 99% instinct. And if Dunta Robinson goes full steam ahead at Brent Celek's knee and Celek blows out an ACL, you know there are people here saying "What a dirty hit, going right at his knees, man up, square up and hit the guy in the chest!"
In a related note of me being the only person ever saying it wasn't dirty, Hoffman's article says they approached about 10 eagles in the lockerroom and no one had a bad thing to say about Robinson/the hit.
Dirty=intent to hit illegally to try and hurt someone.
That is what Munson is getting at.....he didn't think dude was trying to hurt anyone.
LOL @ you idiots for arguing over 3 pages with him on this. LOL @ Munson for not being able to exain himself in 29 paragraphs.
EH OH EL!
28 paragraphs, bitch.
So how do you ignore a motherfarger again?
Mike Golic right now: Not a dirty hit
You're an old, bitter, homer bastich who is only pissy about the hit because it was on an Eagle. I'm pissed too, but it's not a dirty hit.
Now shut the farg up and take your tampon out of your old wrinkly vagina.
If I had guy scoring two touchdowns on my team I would have headhunted too......call me dirty but sticks and stones don't give concussions
Trust me he was praised in the locker room
That was as clean a hit as possible, considering how BIG a hit it was. He led primarily with his shoulder into Jackson's shoulder. Might have gotten under the helmet a little, but his head snapped the farg back from the force of the hit to his chest... NOT from his head getting hit directly.
Cris Carter said it best... Would you rather Robinson went low to the thigh/knee and possibly ended Pimp's career?
It's a violent sport. If it weren't, it would be boring to watch.
no question it was a clean hit.
ball hit hands and boom he was layed out. shoulder to shoulder.
matter of fact this was a just a matter of time before a 160lb wr was going to sprayed over the middle for potential career ending injury.
it wasn't shoulder to shoulder, he led with his head
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAR_zEvT7dM
what do you want him to do lead with his feet?
yeah i obviously wish it wasn't on desean but that hit was farging AWESOME.
Quote from: reese125 on October 18, 2010, 10:43:24 AM
what do you want him to do lead with his feet?
are you serious...you just said it was shoulder to shoulder.
it wasn't.
moron.
They both went down from severe shoulder concussions. Obviously.
Quote from: SunMo on October 18, 2010, 10:45:55 AM
Quote from: reese125 on October 18, 2010, 10:43:24 AM
what do you want him to do lead with his feet?
are you serious...you just said it was shoulder to shoulder.
it wasn't.
moron.
did he not use his shoulder as well crackhead? usually when you make a tackle like that your shoulder might just be involved...just might.
yes, as he crumpled onto an unconscious jackson, his shoulder may have touched him.
It was definitely mostly right shoulder on the hit. His head hit DeSean on the right shoulder/maaaaybe a little bit under the chin. But when you hit somebody, you're helmet's going to be there whether it's the crown of your helmet or the facemask. Even if his head wasn't down it would have been a vicious hit that knocked DeSean out.
Quote from: phattymatty on October 18, 2010, 10:45:05 AM
yeah i obviously wish it wasn't on desean but that hit was farging AWESOME.
Agreed
I liked the old NFL better. The new NFL is all about offense and teaching defenders to be Hoydas
Didn't you hear? Literally 100% of everybody after the game says it was a dirty hit. No one thinks it was clean.
No way not today's NFL, that was not clean. WOW
meh...rehased argument yeah its a penalty by rule but its still a solid hit rehash rehash
There aren't enough bad things that can happen to you people.
Quote from: rjs246 on October 18, 2010, 04:51:29 PM
There aren't enough bad things that can happen to us people.
You choose to be here; you are part of the problem.
Check the vicinity of rjs's house for brain matter:
"@DeseanJackson10: Appreciate it homie RT @VinceYoung10: @DeseanJackson10 good game boy u a fool"
Also, apparently the team had a rough flight back to Philly.
Marcus Vick:
Late wake up this morning bc @MikeVick want to come n the house at 5:30am n watch last night game. C'mon man!!
Marcus Vick lives in a house? I call shenanigans.
guess he's not in the dawg house anymore after the birthday party.
Eagles Insider EaglesInsider
LB Clayton, hamstring strain, out at least a week. DE Graham has ACL tear, will have surger
Ok, so when you post something in tweet form that has already been posted in a much more appropriate thread... pretty sure the penalty is death.
"@RealSkipBayless: Still 11:43 left when DeSean taunted Cowboys on TD, on the road. Crowd went nuts. Cowboys even more inspired. Kid put self above team. Wrong"
OchoCinco:
QuoteThey making a big deal about another player asking for Vick autograph, I want his autograph and the skills he has to shh and a jersey
QuoteMatter of fact I'd steal Vick uniform and have that shh in my basement on a mannequin screaming throw me the ball , like a wax figure, lmao
Quote@MikeVick send me yo entire uniform im puttn u & Desean n my front yard as XMas decorations yll lightn it up
:-D
omg those are farging HILARIOUS!
Quote from: FastFreddie on December 13, 2010, 01:48:15 PM
"@RealSkipBayless: Still 11:43 left when DeSean taunted Cowboys on TD, on the road. Crowd went nuts. Cowboys even more inspired. Kid put self above team. Wrong"
I hate that guy, but not because a shteinhead or because he hates the Eagles; only because he's an unabashed Cowboys fan
inspired to throw a pick to Patterson
Kevin Durant:
QuoteHe did not just ask that man for his autograph after a loss...smh he tuuurible for that
Chad is amazing. Absolutely farging nuts, but amazing.
People like Chad Johnson sort of make me want a twitter account because they post some hilarious shtein. But then I realize that for every (lucky) stroke of brilliance one of these idiots has, there's probably hundreds of vomit inducing comments getting posted and I'm not willing to sift through all that crap for the occasional gold nugget. Especially not when some of you knuckleheads do the dirty work for me.
his tweets are reposted on his Facebook page too if you don't wanna sign up
QuoteKingJames
Why would u even punt the ball to him though! No sense! Smh.He's the most explosive player in the stadium. Amazing play by @DeseanJackson10
"@movingthechains: If you re-watch the punt return, Omar Gaither shoved a Giants player that had a domino effect and took 3 of them out of the play. #eagles"
Quote from: FastFreddie on December 19, 2010, 07:21:15 PM
"@movingthechains: If you re-watch the punt return, Omar Gaither shoved a Giants player that had a domino effect and took 3 of them out of the play. #eagles"
Yeah that was key, right up the seam that DJax ran through there were a bunch of Giants rolling around on the turf like bowling pins that just got knocked down. Wasn't until the second viewing that I saw what happened to 'em.
Per Skip, the Eagles didn't win. The Giants lost.
"@RealSkipBayless: Vick did some great things in the 2nd half, mostly w/ his legs, but come on, the Giants gagged away that game. Complete home collapse."
Good thing he was able to type that one handed, since I doubt he's stopped beating off since he heard TO's done for the season.
QuoteDeseanJackson10
It's only snow!! Let us play... It must b alot of fun... I'm ready let's get it on!!
@MikeVick: Can't be afraid to take risk, but of all the passes ive thrown this season i wouldve love to have that one back
Oh, so the pass that he threw for an interception to end the team's season is the one he'd like to have back? Good thing he tweetered that thought.
Ha.
I for one, am glad that Twitter has provided a new outlet for athletes to voice their thoughts.
I agree with others who say that Vick should take a cue from the "elite" QB's in the league and NOT have a Twitter account.
twitter is so farging stupid.
yeah, :CF though, it's the best
Quote from: DH on January 10, 2011, 04:48:04 PM
twitter is so farging stupid.
agreed it's stupid for shtein like that
but it's actually really good when you follow sports reporters like Heyman, Rosenthal, etc because they throw out rumors and shtein all the time.
im sure youre right, and im sure in that sense, id love it..
it took me longer than most to get a facebook page; ill probably crack at some point on tweeter too.
"@howardeskin: Michael Vick on show today on 610 WIP... "I would not be as good without Andy reid as my Head Coach ""
Comparing Reid to who, Jim Mora? HA, really Vick? Shocking...
You can knock Reid for a lot of things, but there is little doubt he gets more from QBs than probably any coach in the NFL.
Quote from: Drunkmasterflex on January 11, 2011, 09:56:35 PM
You can knock Reid for a lot of things, but there is little doubt he gets more from QBs than probably any coach in the NFL.
Turning AJ Feeley into a second round pick is all the evidence you need.
if he got a 2 for fatty mcnabb and a 2 from a marginal nfl qb in feeley...can i say 2 1's for kolb? HELLO.
Quote from: SunMo on January 11, 2011, 08:53:34 AM
Quote from: DH on January 10, 2011, 04:48:04 PM
twitter is so farging stupid.
agreed it's stupid for shtein like that
but it's actually really good when you follow sports reporters like Heyman, Rosenthal, etc because they throw out rumors and shtein all the time.
But thats not whats gettng quoted here.
ok, and?
I just told Shawn Andrews where to eat, and I think he's actually going to listen.
Im sure you said "Go Eat a fleshpop"
After seeing the winners the Eagles shuttled in and out of the RG spot this year, I'm kind of missing the Big Kid.
got my michael phelps on, my michael phelps on
i will be in 15mins
Magic Flight Launch Box FTW
Jorrick Calvin:
Quote@justblaze38
Why do women say they want a big Dick but Wen you pull out they get owl on you who suppose to take that don't get scerd now
haaaaa. :-D
his name is "justblaze"?? HA.
lol :-D
Todd ghost "wrote" that.
some of calvins other tweets:
"Who remember the saying the more you beat your Dick the bigger it get"
"Ladies have you ever had sex so good that it made ur legs shake on the drive back home?"
"Ladies? Why yal be complaining bout a guy cuming in yal mouf when yal do us?"
makes a person want to join twitter.
Are they really from Calvin?
Holy Christ.
if it is i just don't see bigred having the same re-action as most.
He'd pop a couple oxy's from Britt & be fine.
I don't see Andy Reid bringing him back next year.
I can't believe the Eagles haven't cut ties with him.
I'd fire him faster than he can say "unemployment insurance."
Judging from his tweets I'd say that might be a stretch.
I didn't say before he could spell those big words...just before he could mumble them out his dumbfarg mouth.
i think they are intriguing questions he asks.
Quote from: DH on January 26, 2011, 01:15:54 PM
some of calvins other tweets:
"Who remember the saying the more you beat your Dick the bigger it get"
"Ladies have you ever had sex so good that it made ur legs shake on the drive back home?"
"Ladies? Why yal be complaining bout a guy cuming in yal mouf when yal do us?"
Yeah, he's not really good enough to be that dumb. It's one thing if he's making a couple mil a year, but I doubt at $300k/year that he's got a lot to fall back on.
He sucks. He should have been cut after the Tennessee game
Probably. But that game (4th qtr) was a debacle on every level so I figured he was just part of the domino effect in that one. But he didn't really do anything the rest of the year to give me any hope that he'd be anything but average at best. Time for him to hit the bricks.
apparently the players were all told to profess undying love for De Smith tonight
enough of this lock out talk
they are all acting tough cause there are no consequences yet. the second theres a missed paycheck or jersey sales drop the tune will change. stop buying this bullshtein till both sides prove they are in for a fight.
that means you, ff.
No chance this goes to a lockout. They might scrum a bit but the pie is too big for them to quibble over what brand of platinum fork to eat it with.
I disagree. There could definitely be a lockout from March until May or June. However, I think that the likelihood any of the regular season is missed is close to nil.
As long as they don't miss games I don't care what they quibble over till then.
False...the hockey and baseball strikes proved it could happen anytime and anywhere
You don't think they learned from the buffoonery that went on before, during and after those colossally stupid work stoppages?
For God's sake, this is the NFL. They don't do stupid.
This "drama" isn't going to end up any other way than a full settlement. Book it.
igy told me that's not true
Holy ish the magician is married to a hot piece of ass:
http://twitter.com/#!/JulieDorenbos (http://twitter.com/#!/JulieDorenbos)
(http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/1223670703/Lingerie_side.jpg)
(http://www.bustedcoverage.com/wp-content/gallery/julie-dorenbos/julie-dorenbos-photos-4.jpg)
Fake tits, twig legs and BONEY ass does not equal hot piece. Looks like a crack whore.
agreed
Quote from: shorebird on January 29, 2011, 09:19:13 PM
Fake tits, twig legs and BONEY ass does not equal hot piece. Looks like a crack whore.
A crack whore?
What kind of crack houses have you been trolling around in?
yea if thats a crack whore than she is the greatest crack whore ever
I'm far more appalled by her fake tan than any of the nonsense you non heteros are complaining about.
If any of you tools really think she hot...you clearly don't like real women. Far too skinny!
True. But if any of you fools here are saying you wouldn't farg her if you had the chance, you clearly don't like your dick.
You've got it twisted. I like my meatcicle well enough to keep it out of nasty snatch.
You and the 'roid addled humphounds who go for this kind of thing can have her.
Yay! Another skinny blonde with fake tits.
Would she get it? Sure. I have pretty low standards Would I put a lot of effort into picking her up? No.
That said, I wonder if Dorenbos ever says "hey, wanna see me make my meatcicle disappear?"
Dorenbos is used to playing with fake props.
And people who suck.
for the life of me i'm trying to figure out how that bitch is considered nasty.
is she jessica alba? no. is she nasty? the farg you guys looking at??
(http://www.celebritybrideguide.com/wp-content/gallery/jon-dorenbos-and-julie-lesicki-wedding-photos/couple-water.jpg)
ewww yucky
Not sure what you people are smoking if you think she's a crack whore
shes average in the worst kind of way...she a cardboard cutout of every single skinny blonde that has ever lived...unfortunately approximately 80% of our male population worships these kinds of women....america is not smart....and you can twitter that if you want bitches
Quote from: BigEd76 on January 30, 2011, 12:16:08 PM
Not sure what you people are smoking if you think she's a crack whore
She's not my type as I like petite brunettes who aren't fake but I would annihilate her. Anyone who says they wouldn't is full of shtein. We not talkin marriage, we talkin plowin. On a purely superficial level of attractiveness no person on this board dated anything close to her.
Disclaimer: I do give credit to the people who see through the looks and see that she's probably some irritable, self concsious, dumb blonde who thinks the world revolves around her because she has fake tits. There's nothing I love more than to put a bimbo like this in their place.
Quote from: SD on January 30, 2011, 12:28:34 PM
There's nothing I love more than to put a bimbo like this in their place.
preferably by plowin
no, she's ugly and plain.
just ask the arbiter of good taste.
igs loves a white woman with some meat cuz thats how a brutha rolls
word up...i also have a bird that can reach a meaty caboose...a huge part of the reason most of america likes super skinny is they wanna be able to tap that ass with their three inch killa
lol
Quote from: SD on January 30, 2011, 12:28:34 PMOn a purely superficial level of attractiveness no person on this board dated anything close to her.
Wrong.
Quote from: ice grillin you on January 30, 2011, 12:34:38 PM
word up...i also have a bird that can reach a meaty caboose
Yeah, but what's your 40 time, playa?
Quote from: Diomedes on January 30, 2011, 12:44:25 PM
Quote from: SD on January 30, 2011, 12:28:34 PMOn a purely superficial level of attractiveness no person on this board dated anything close to her.
Wrong.
Feel free to prove me wrong and I'll eat my words.
She has the body of a twelve year old boy with fake tits. I would definitely plow her, but that isn't sayin much I will farg just about anything. And I have definitely had sex and dated women I would consider better looking than her.
Yeah, I've definitely shagged hotter. Girls like her are a dime a dozen.
Quote from: SD on January 30, 2011, 01:13:40 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on January 30, 2011, 12:44:25 PM
Quote from: SD on January 30, 2011, 12:28:34 PMOn a purely superficial level of attractiveness no person on this board dated anything close to her.
Wrong.
Feel free to prove me wrong and I'll eat my words.
I can't imagine how I could possibly prove this to you but whatever proof would appease you, farg off you goddamn perv.
I get that you're bitter and you farg ugly chicks but there are several people on this board who have farged hot women. I know this because I farged hot women when I was young, and I sure as hell wasn't the only one farging them.
You could post a pic of a girl you banged, it's really not that hard.
And yeah I am a bitter farg, but I don't farg ugly chicks. I'd post pics of girls I've banged but:
A)I'm not the one saying I've banged girls as hot as Mrs. Dorenbos so I have nothing to prove by throwing out false claims.
B) I'm not throwing pics of girls I've banged up on this board because they deserve better (most of them)
Should we compare penis sizes next?
I've seen at least one broad you've farged. She was much hotter than mrs dorenbos.
This is a ridiculous argument. Anyone of else would knock down Mrs. Dorenbos if we were out at a bar.
theres a difference btwn bangin a bar slut and oogling over a picture on the internet...the latter should be reserved for truly fantastic specimens...not dorenbus' cheesy looking wifey
Definite HIT
threads like this make it worth coming here. :-D
They also make suicide seem like a reasonable course of action.
i'd mash my cork and balls both into that girl but those chicken legs don't make her all that hot for me.
Quote from: ice grillin you on January 31, 2011, 01:32:20 PM
theres a difference btwn bangin a bar slut and oogling over a picture on the internet...the latter should be reserved for truly fantastic specimens...not dorenbus' cheesy looking wifey
On point.
Quote from: Rome on January 31, 2011, 01:46:57 PM
They also make suicide seem like a reasonable course of action.
c'mon rome, this info is invaluable. every guy needs to know the do's and dont's about commenting on pics of women on a MB.
People here have phenomenal taste in women.
I don't understand why pics of hot woman ever get posted on here. If you're trying to get a thumbs up from 90% of the dudes here just post a pic of a dive bar whore from Lucky's taking a shot and a shtein at the same time with the bathroom stall door open.
Kelly Brooke has to break the 90% barrier.
Quote from: reese125 on January 31, 2011, 03:18:34 PM
People here have phenomenal taste in women.
I don't understand why pics of hot woman ever get posted on here. If you're trying to get a thumbs up from 90% of the dudes here just post a pic of a dive bar whore from Lucky's taking a shot and a shtein at the same time with the bathroom stall door open.
That's actually marriage material.
Quote from: NGM on January 31, 2011, 03:25:06 PM
Kelly Brooke has to break the 90% barrier.
I love that slut. Every time Survival Island is on I stay up to watch it.
dude is always rockin eagles gear...
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Penn Acres represent
who is that ?
I didn't know either. If the file name is any indication, it's Ryan Phillipe and a cute little piece of ass.
Amanda Seyfried = hit until my meatcicle falls off
@CoachAndyReid
I'm on a roll. I just named Kevin Kolb new QB coach! And Swoop is my new conditioning coach! Anyone else want a job? Anyone?
Some guy named Joyner is looking.
If anyone cares (Dio might since the info is all in one place), here's a site that posts all the current Eagle player tweets on one page (http://www.tweeting-athletes.com/index.cfm?CatID=88)
You know all of you who claim to not care about and/or greatly dislike athletes on Twitter?
Donovan McNabb agrees with you (http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/06/25/donovan-mcnabb-thinks-athletes-should-get-off-twitter/).
Quote from: FastFreddie on February 01, 2011, 10:52:15 AM
Amanda Seyfried = hit until my meatcicle falls off
Fun Fact: Her grandmother was our lunch lady.
Quote from: paco on June 27, 2011, 03:12:19 PM
Quote from: FastFreddie on February 01, 2011, 10:52:15 AM
Amanda Seyfried = hit until my meatcicle falls off
Fun Fact: Her grandmother was our lunch lady.
Sloppy Joe, sloppy, sloppy Joe, yeah. Sloppy Joe, sloppy, sloppy Joe....
Quoteplaxico
As soon as they will have me!RT @JonDon323: @plaxico how many minutes after the lockout are u going to wait to sign with the @Eagles ?
I could see Plaxico signing and then not making the final cut.
QuoteIMShawnAndrews
I Might Be "THE" #1 Shania Twain Fan In The Whole Wide World!! #ThinkItsAGameIfUWant
QuoteLeonardWeaver
Chillin watching the show "King of Queens"
HOF Weave!
J's boy hates the Eagles again....yay
QuoteJTrotter_54
This organization #Eagles have a history of making guys hate playing for them!!'
bryannj
@JTrotter_54 is it the Front Office or Andy Reid?
JTrotter_54
@bryannj all parties involved top to bottom
RBroome12
@JTrotter_54 what should the next step be Trot? I know there's a whole lot to be done here
JTrotter_54
@RBroome12 clean house
JTrotter_54
u guys the #EagleNation is the reason I came bk after 2004 season, I love u guys
JTrotter_54
#EagleNation u can love playing for the fans an not love playing for front office at same time!
QuoteJTrotter_54
@RBroome12 clean house
YES!
Quote@JasonBabin93
Wow reading some of these articles, if u where in the L room & saw some of these reporters, u would understand. It's like they never saw a;
Tbrush, shower, and problly the only time they leave their mom's basement.....
QuoteFromtheBarstool
@JasonBabin93 why don't u work on not being a turnstile against the run? Then maybe those reporters won't bug you as much.
Quote36elPresidente
@JasonBabin93 u kno whose in the basement of the NFL??? The goddamn #eagles! 4-8 !! Pathetic
QuoteShepyrd
@JasonBabin93 -- Next week he plans to blame the punter for dropped passes. This shtein is RESEARCHED!
Quotemattnub
@JasonBabin93 mature
Quote_yobobie
@JasonBabin93 their mom's basement is way worse than our 1-3 against the NFC West? Maybe you should get defensive ON THE FIELD
QuoteTheRealDGunnCSN
@JasonBabin93 where do i rank hahahahahaa
Nuke the universe. It's time.
i made Brian Westbrook lol on twitter.
internet = mine
Quote from: SunMo on December 23, 2011, 08:39:41 AM
i made Brian Westbrook lol on twitter.
internet = mine
Not just one, but a DOUBLE lol:
QuoteRT @36westbrook What do you say to someone when they get you a present that you just don't like for Xmas
QuoteRT @jonnersmith: @36westbrook you say, "Do you have the receipt?"" lol lol
yeah, it's a pretty good day today.
Those are def pity lol's.
Does this mean we're going to have an "Ask Westy" forum on :CF?
Jason Kelce:
QuoteJust landed in Texas, home of illegals and cowboys. One of the few rivalries bigger than the Cowboys and Eagles.
It is just so farging unbelievable to me that those people dress up in cowboy hats and boots and belt buckles and drive pickup trucks to their office jobs.
Goddamn strange people, playing dress up all the time. When I see them, it's like when I look at an Orthodox Jew. I'm like...dude, you do know that you look just as stupid as a Texan, right?
it goes against everything i beieve in to up this thread but being the selfless guy i am im doing it for the rest of the board
http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/moving_the_chains/Osi-Tweets-jab-at-McCoy.html?ref=twitter.com
Is McCoy's mom dead?
If so, that's mean, and really funny at the same time.
Osi's just jealous that LeSean's about to caked off, and he may never see another decent NFL contract.
Per DGunn: Jason Peters re-ruptured his Achilles and required a 2nd surgery.
Dude is cooked.
What a jackass. His contract expressly forbids skateboarding.
QuoteAccording to a league source, Peters ruptured his Achilles tendon again after the Roll-A-Bout he was using malfunctioned. Peters was maneuvering in his kitchen when the device broke, and he fell on his face and re-injured the Achilles.
Said he is going to sue the manufacturer .......Freedom 30
Demetressssssss Bell
Something tells me he exceeded the weight requirements
um, who gives a shtein
DENNIS MOTHER fargING KELLY YA'LL
Babin plans to run with bulls in Pamplona Spain this July
I'm sure that will end well.
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on May 30, 2012, 12:18:22 PM
Babin plans to run with bulls in Pamplona Spain this July
A buddy of mine is doing that this summer. He has no clue who Babin is. I'm sure they'll probably be next to each other the whole time and think to themselves that the other is a big douchebag.
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on May 30, 2012, 12:18:22 PM
Babin plans to run with bulls in Pamplona Spain this July
Pretty sure there's a stupidity clause in most players contracts that prohibits them from doing stupid shtein like this.
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on May 30, 2012, 12:18:22 PM
Babin plans to run with bulls in Pamplona Spain this July
Boar hunting on the North Shore is much safer.
I bet there is a clause in his contract prohibiting wrestling wild animals to the ground and than trying to slit their throats with a hunting knife.
Sheil Kapadia@SheilKapadia
@5thandLehigh Hahaha... I think he'll still be loved.
Quote from: hbionic on May 30, 2012, 12:37:49 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on May 30, 2012, 12:18:22 PM
Babin plans to run with bulls in Pamplona Spain this July
A buddy of mine is doing that this summer. He has no clue who Babin is. I'm sure they'll probably be next to each other the whole time and think to themselves that the other is a big douchebag.
They'll probably both be right.
Trotter retweeted me for the third time yesterday. I instantly thought two things..
1. This clearly makes me and Trot actual friends
2. I can sell my phone to J for thousands
Haha...how much?!
He RT'd me once. I printed and framed it.
follow me bitch
Evan Mathis @EvanMathis69
QuoteI'm pregnant with your baby @drewbrees.
Lol
Between him and Kelce, the interior of the starting OL is set on "crazy white guy."
Celek let his dog eat an entire pan of brownies and is getting a lot of shtein for it on FB/Twitter....one guy: "You letting Vick give you dog advice?"
Yeah, the chocolate is bad for dogs hearts. The pot not so much.
Roob said on twitter last night that he thinks Bryce Brown will be the #2 RB this year.
Quote from: FastFreddie on July 14, 2012, 07:04:14 AM
Roob said on twitter last night that he thinks Bryce Brown will be the #2 RB this year.
I think so too. He has all the tools to be really good. He's ahead of Polk in my opinion because of his combination of size and speed. Polk reminds me of Tony Hunt. Brown is raw but if they can get him up to speed he's a steal.
QuoteJkelce
It's done I am officially an Ordained Minister!! I am only doing weddings with Open Bar Policies! pic.twitter.com/uSUbhDSncB (http://pic.twitter.com/uSUbhDSncB)
I know a few people who got their license offline just to do bullshtein weddings for an extra buck and a drink.
I'm ordained. I've officiated two weddings. Both of them are still together.
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QuoteRileyCooper_14
Philly here we come
Quoteduris23
@RileyCooper_14 philly hates u, u f*ggot
QuoteRileyCooper_14
"@duris23: @RileyCooper_14 philly hates u, u f*ggot" geez bro. Fine I won't go out
I don't understand what any of that means other than some Internet clown calling Riley a non hetero. Is there some point here that I'm missing? Actually don't bother, I don't care.