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QB Eagles · January 30, 2011, 12:03:10 PM

Dorenbos is used to playing with fake props.

General_Failure · January 30, 2011, 12:04:57 PM

And people who suck.

Rome · January 30, 2011, 12:08:33 PM

for the life of me i'm trying to figure out how that bitch is considered nasty.

is she jessica alba? no. is she nasty? the farg you guys looking at??

BigEd76 · January 30, 2011, 12:16:08 PM

ewww yucky

Not sure what you people are smoking if you think she's a crack whore

ice grillin you · January 30, 2011, 12:19:03 PM

shes average in the worst kind of way...she a cardboard cutout of every single skinny blonde that has ever lived...unfortunately approximately 80% of our male population worships these kinds of women....america is not smart....and you can twitter that if you want bitches

SD · January 30, 2011, 12:28:34 PM

Quote from: BigEd76 on January 30, 2011, 12:16:08 PM

Not sure what you people are smoking if you think she's a crack whore

She's not my type as I like petite brunettes who aren't fake but I would annihilate her. Anyone who says they wouldn't is full of shtein. We not talkin marriage, we talkin plowin. On a purely superficial level of attractiveness no person on this board dated anything close to her.

Disclaimer: I do give credit to the people who see through the looks and see that she's probably some irritable, self concsious, dumb blonde who thinks the world revolves around her because she has fake tits. There's nothing I love more than to put a bimbo like this in their place.

QB Eagles · January 30, 2011, 12:29:32 PM

Quote from: SD on January 30, 2011, 12:28:34 PM
There's nothing I love more than to put a bimbo like this in their place.

preferably by plowin

Rome · January 30, 2011, 12:30:10 PM

no, she's ugly and plain.

just ask the arbiter of good taste.

BigEd76 · January 30, 2011, 12:32:38 PM

igs loves a white woman with some meat cuz thats how a brutha rolls

ice grillin you · January 30, 2011, 12:34:38 PM

word up...i also have a bird that can reach a meaty caboose...a huge part of the reason most of america likes super skinny is they wanna be able to tap that ass with their three inch killa

Rome · January 30, 2011, 12:37:09 PM

lol

Diomedes · January 30, 2011, 12:44:25 PM

Quote from: SD on January 30, 2011, 12:28:34 PMOn a purely superficial level of attractiveness no person on this board dated anything close to her.

Wrong.

PoopyfaceMcGee · January 30, 2011, 01:11:56 PM

Quote from: ice grillin you on January 30, 2011, 12:34:38 PM
word up...i also have a bird that can reach a meaty caboose

Yeah, but what's your 40 time, playa?

SD · January 30, 2011, 01:13:40 PM

Quote from: Diomedes on January 30, 2011, 12:44:25 PM
Quote from: SD on January 30, 2011, 12:28:34 PMOn a purely superficial level of attractiveness no person on this board dated anything close to her.

Wrong.

Feel free to prove me wrong and I'll eat my words.

Drunkmasterflex · January 30, 2011, 01:28:34 PM

She has the body of a twelve year old boy with fake tits. I would definitely plow her, but that isn't sayin much I will farg just about anything. And I have definitely had sex and dated women I would consider better looking than her.