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Sgt PSN · January 30, 2011, 02:40:07 PM

Yeah, I've definitely shagged hotter. Girls like her are a dime a dozen.

Diomedes · January 30, 2011, 02:58:56 PM

Quote from: SD on January 30, 2011, 01:13:40 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on January 30, 2011, 12:44:25 PM
Quote from: SD on January 30, 2011, 12:28:34 PMOn a purely superficial level of attractiveness no person on this board dated anything close to her.

Wrong.

Feel free to prove me wrong and I'll eat my words.

I can't imagine how I could possibly prove this to you but whatever proof would appease you, farg off you goddamn perv.

I get that you're bitter and you farg ugly chicks but there are several people on this board who have farged hot women. I know this because I farged hot women when I was young, and I sure as hell wasn't the only one farging them.

SD · January 30, 2011, 03:23:56 PM

You could post a pic of a girl you banged, it's really not that hard.

And yeah I am a bitter farg, but I don't farg ugly chicks. I'd post pics of girls I've banged but:
A)I'm not the one saying I've banged girls as hot as Mrs. Dorenbos so I have nothing to prove by throwing out false claims.
B) I'm not throwing pics of girls I've banged up on this board because they deserve better (most of them)

Should we compare penis sizes next?

Rome · January 31, 2011, 07:28:24 AM

I've seen at least one broad you've farged. She was much hotter than mrs dorenbos.

Hawk · January 31, 2011, 01:29:29 PM

This is a ridiculous argument. Anyone of else would knock down Mrs. Dorenbos if we were out at a bar.

ice grillin you · January 31, 2011, 01:32:20 PM

theres a difference btwn bangin a bar slut and oogling over a picture on the internet...the latter should be reserved for truly fantastic specimens...not dorenbus' cheesy looking wifey

hbionic · January 31, 2011, 01:32:52 PM

Definite HIT

smeags · January 31, 2011, 01:43:28 PM

threads like this make it worth coming here.

Rome · January 31, 2011, 01:46:57 PM

They also make suicide seem like a reasonable course of action.

phattymatty · January 31, 2011, 02:06:54 PM

i'd mash my cork and balls both into that girl but those chicken legs don't make her all that hot for me.

Sgt PSN · January 31, 2011, 02:39:58 PM

Quote from: ice grillin you on January 31, 2011, 01:32:20 PM
theres a difference btwn bangin a bar slut and oogling over a picture on the internet...the latter should be reserved for truly fantastic specimens...not dorenbus' cheesy looking wifey

On point.

smeags · January 31, 2011, 02:56:05 PM

Quote from: Rome on January 31, 2011, 01:46:57 PM
They also make suicide seem like a reasonable course of action.

c'mon rome, this info is invaluable. every guy needs to know the do's and dont's about commenting on pics of women on a MB.

reese125 · January 31, 2011, 03:18:34 PM

People here have phenomenal taste in women.

I don't understand why pics of hot woman ever get posted on here. If you're trying to get a thumbs up from 90% of the dudes here just post a pic of a dive bar whore from Lucky's taking a shot and a shtein at the same time with the bathroom stall door open.

NGM · January 31, 2011, 03:25:06 PM

Kelly Brooke has to break the 90% barrier.

hbionic · January 31, 2011, 03:33:18 PM

Quote from: reese125 on January 31, 2011, 03:18:34 PM
People here have phenomenal taste in women.

I don't understand why pics of hot woman ever get posted on here. If you're trying to get a thumbs up from 90% of the dudes here just post a pic of a dive bar whore from Lucky's taking a shot and a shtein at the same time with the bathroom stall door open.

That's actually marriage material.