A new volume of Washington Racist ridicule for the new year.
I'll start with this interesting piece from the NYTimes 5th Down blog:
http://fifthdown.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/01/25/readers-point-to-race-as-reason-for-cowboys-fans-in-taterskins-land/
QuoteReaders Point to Race as Reason for Cowboys Fans in taterskins Land
By Toni Monkovic
Dallas Cowboys
Washington taterskins
Two readers offered an interesting theory for the number of Cowboys fans in taterskins territory, something that has puzzled us since receiving the data from DirecTV (http://fifthdown.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/09/29/survey-of-fan-loyalties-are-you-a-displaced-fan/) about displaced fans.
A reader named Sam wrote:
I have heard there are so many Cowboy fans in DC for racial reasons. The taterskins were one of the last teams to integrate their teams; the Cowboys were one of the first. So many African-Americans in DC rooted for the Cowboys over the taterskins b/c they are rivals and were on opposite ends of integration.
Another reader wrote:
With regards to the Dallas fans in DC, I was surprised no one mentioned the history of the taterskins. I don't have the names and datememorized, but I believe it's something like this. Way back when, one of the past owners of the Washington taterskins was quite a blatant racist. He refused to sign black players, even though the NFL had long since desegregated throughout the league. The taterskins may have even been the last team to have a black player signed.
Among fans, this had two effects. The taterskins became the favorite team in many less progressive Southern areas, which at that time lacked their own pro team (now covered by Carolina). Secondly, the burgeoning African-American population of the DC area didn't take kindly to this policy. So who to root for? How about the taterskins' greatest rival? Given the Cowboys' success through the 70s & 90s, and especially over the taterskins since Gibbs I era ended, that loyalty had no reason to be challenged.
I've lived in the DC area nearly all my life (after having been born in Texas, no less) and have also been struck by this situation. As opposed to one individual who thought the numbers could be accounted for by Texans moving up along with ex-President Bush, I can assure you there have been numerous, and very visible, Cowboys fans in DC for many years before W came around.
Many thanks for hearing me out. Again, very surprised no one posted with the above before. I encourage you to verify the details.
Thanks from a taterskins fan in Raiders territory.
Update 7:55 p.m.: KC Joyner, the Football Scientist, chimes in:
George Preston Marshall was the taterskins owner who opposed segregation. There are many stories about this but the most telling one relating to integration is told in Michael MacCambridge's book "America's Game". The gist of the tale is that it took the Kennedy administration threatening potential action against Marshall before he finally capitulated and agreed to integrate the team starting in 1962.
Update, 7:59 p.m.: From the Wikipedia entry on the taterskins:
Marshall continued to refuse to integrate the team, despite pressure from the Washington Post and the federal government of the United States (a typical comment by Post writer Shirley Povich was "Jim Brown, born ineligible to play for the taterskins, integrated their end zone three times yesterday"). bwahaha
On March 24, 1961, Secretary of the Interior Stewart Udall warned Marshall to hire black players or face federal retribution. For the first time in history, the federal government had attempted to desegregate a professional sports team. Finally, under threat of civil rights legal action by the Kennedy administration, which would have prevented a segregated team from playing at the new District of Columbia Stadium, as it was owned by the U.S. Department of the Interior and thus federal government property, the taterskins became the final pro football franchise to integrate, in 1962, in their second season in the stadium.
2007 point and laugh at the racists thread (http://www.concretefield.com/forum/index.php?topic=19422.0)
2008 point and laugh at the racists thread (http://www.concretefield.com/forum/index.php?topic=20001.0)
Two readers offered an interesting theory for the number of Cowboys fans in taterskins territory, something that has puzzled us since receiving the data from DirecTV about displaced fans.
this stuff cant be posted enough as far as im concered but its hilarious that they say two readers of some blog just came up with an "interesting theory"...when in reality its been fact for about 40 years now
The taterskins were THE racist team in the NFL... their owner and founder was openly racist.... their fans were openly racist... and many racists from around the country supported the Skins due to the team's racism. They integrated 15 years late and only because they were forced to.
And let's not forget that the team's name and logo are still racist in 2009.
Marcus Washington was released
lead post in the "thank you marcus washington" thread
QuoteSince he entered the league I had said for a while that Marcus Washington was destined to be here because of his last name (much like i think about nate washington) and when he finally ended up here i was very excited because of how he had progressed as a player. he had a couple really good seasons here as a taterskin and for that I would like to thank Marcus Washington. He was good to the media and to the fans, he made my oldest son very happy at Lambeau Field a couple years ago by signing a jersey for him, and he is in general a great guy to have in the locker room. So to Marcus thanks for being a great role model on and off the gridiron
Everything you know about writing skills, you learned from extremeskins.com!
Almost March and this thread isn't past page 1? :CF failure
http://www.profootballweekly.com/PFW...wwhi021909.htm
Quotetaterskins must find way to bolster offensive line
The taterskins found out down the stretch just what can happen to an aged and patchwork offensive line. Injuries hit the group in December, forcing backups into uncompromising positions and revealing that it is a position of concern heading into next season.
It also hurts that the team is in a very tight salary-cap situation, must decide what it will do with free-agent OLG Pete Kendall and currently has only four draft picks with which to help restock the position.
Kendall will be 36 in July and could get a little attention if he hits the open market. OLT Chris Samuels turns 32 in training camp. C Casey Rabach reaches 32 in September. ORG Randy Thomas has a serious injury history and just turned 33. ORT Jon Jansen is 33, and though he told PFW last month that he'd like to play at least one more season in Washington, he is high-priced and could be cut to alleviate cap concerns, though that would leave a big hole.
Stephon Heyer is young and has shown promise, but he was replaced by Jansen early in the 2008 season. Plus, there are some who feel that Heyer never will be a starting-caliber tackle because of his inconsistency and poor performances against top talents.
The only other young lineman on the roster with promise is OLG Chad Rinehart, a third-round selection last year. He didn't play a snap last season, even after the taterskins were eliminated from postseason play, and was inactive for 14 of 16 games. Although some have suggested that Rinehart could be Kendall's eventual replacement at left guard, there are others who feel that he has a very limited upside and might never be more than a backup or swing player.
The taterskins hold the 13th pick in the draft, and there is a lot of pressure on them to improve either the offensive or defensive lines. There should be very good players at both positions available at both spots, although there appears to be less depth on the offensive side after the first round.
But drafting linemen high has not been the taterskins' way since Daniel Snyder bought the team. Since 2000, Snyder's first draft as owner, the team has used only 14 of their 57 draft picks on offensive or defensive linemen. Of those, only three — Samuels, Rinehart and Derrick Dockery — were taken in Round Three or earlier.
PFT funny
QuotetaterskinS DUMP WASHINGTON
Posted by Mike Florio on February 20, 2009, 1:59 p.m. EST
taterskins coach Jim Zorn says that the team will be active in free agency.
They've created some cap room for the coming spending spree by cutting linebacker Marcus Washington, according to Adam Schefter of NFL Network.
The move frees up $4.5 million in cap space — which will allow the team to make a big splash with another big name who'll eventually be cut a few years from now to make room for the next big name with which they hope to make a big splash.
Washington, 31, instantly becomes an unrestricted free agent.
Meanwhile, the taterskins' approach to free agency has yielded zero Super Bowl appearances and counting during the salary cap era.
peter king:
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There's no long line waiting to pry Albert Haynesworth from the Titans.
In fact, Washington might be the logical landing spot. Hmmmm. I wonder why taterskins owner Dan Snyder was having dinner with the agent for Haynesworth, Chad Speck, at Morton's here Saturday night. I'm sure they were just talking about how it was colder here than at the Arctic Circle."
http://www.sportingnews.com/yourturn/viewtopic.php?t=520821
Quote
4. Washington taterskins
Though they currently have former first-rounder Jason Campbell under contract for another season, the taterskins are always anxious to make a big splash and are never afraid to cough up draft picks.
Ten years ago, the Skins surrendered a first-round pick, a second-round pick, and a third-round pick for quarterback Brad Johnson, a career journeyman who had been a starter for less than two seasons, and who had real durability questions.
Today, most teams regard draft picks with greater value. The taterskins don't; they were ready to give up a first-round pick and possibly a second one last year for Chad Johnson. So if they decide to make a run at Cassel, they'll likely be the ones to land him.
Why would they want Matt Cassel? They already have a franchise quarterback in waiting.
(http://www1.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/Washington+taterskins+Mini+Camp+feqSYNn4Ptgl.jpg)
I hate that this thread actually capitalizes and honors the name of this awful team. skins > taterskins
Well pookie bear, next year you can start the thread and call it whatever you like. Until then, you'll just have to suffer.
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/aro...urn=nfl,143118
QuoteTaylor to return to Washington
By Jason Cole
INDIANAPOLIS - Despite an injury-riddled and disappointing season, Washington is expected to bring back defensive end Jason Taylor and not ask him to restructure his $8 million base salary for next season.
"We're not doing anything with Jason," Washington vice president of football operations Vinny Cerrato said. "He's going to be with us and that's it. That's the plan."
Taylor, 34, played in only 13 games with eight starts last season and was limited to 3 ½ sacks for the season. It was his lowest total since 1999, his third season in the league. That led to speculation that the taterskins would want to restructure his deal.
"When we went there, remember, they asked us for a two-year commitment," agent Gary Wichard said. "Well, we asked them for the same thing."
Quote from: Diomedes on February 24, 2009, 09:40:49 AM
Well pookie bear, next year you can start the thread and call it whatever you like. Until then, you'll just have to suffer.
I am gonna protest! Gutter's not a tool!
Quote from: ice grillin you on February 23, 2009, 10:02:32 AM
peter king:
Quote
There's no long line waiting to pry Albert Haynesworth from the Titans.
In fact, Washington might be the logical landing spot. Hmmmm. I wonder why taterskins owner Dan Snyder was having dinner with the agent for Haynesworth, Chad Speck, at Morton's here Saturday night. I'm sure they were just talking about how it was colder here than at the Arctic Circle."
Citing a "very well-connected league source," Lance Zierlein of the Houston Chronicle reports that Albert Haynesworth will sign with the taterskins at the start of free agency unless the Titans swoop in late.
Zierlein, the son of Steelers OL coach Larry Zierlein, has a blog at Chron.com and does a radio show. His source says Haynesworth will get a deal totaling roughly $100 million that pays $15-16 million annually. Zierlein doesn't usually report and it's hard to see how the Skins will fit him under the salary cap, but this is the kind of megadeal Haynesworth is seeking. Feb. 24 - 1:44 pm et
Source: Houston Chronicle
Could be true, but any of us could look at the growing cap and salaries, along with the knowledge that his agent is being wined and dined by Danny Snyder, and speculate on a blog.
Sure, he can claim that he has even better "sources," but that's basically a non-story. Another team offers him $1 more, and he's no longer going to the skins.
yeah but the Skins are on the verge of a Superbowl title and that will far outweigh his decision to go somewhere else
He is 28 years old and has never played a complete season. Alo they are 3 Mil. over the cap right now, what kinda havoc would they have to unleash on there team to make this work?
On the other hand, he is a beast, who would eat up our offensive line twice a year.
The skins already have renegotiations worked out with as many guys as needed to get Haynesworth. Book that.
these type of deals have never stopped Snyder from converting other players on the roster bonuses to salaries, salaries to bonuses or whatever the farg he does over there to keep running his franchise in the dirt
The Skins just gave DeAngelo Hall 6/$55M/$23M guaranteed
Just when you think the taterskins can't get any dumber they pull a boneheaded move like that.
Awesome. Just incredible.
:-D
Reports are they signed Haynesworth to 7 years 100 million, 41 million SB
I don't see how it is even physically possible, but again
lol @ taterskins.
That's a lot of money to dump into 1.5 good players.
HAYNESWORTH TO THE 'SKINS
Posted by Mike Florio on February 27, 2009, 5:34 a.m.
Well, Lance Zierlein was right. (Peter King, too.)
Multiple members of the media are reporting that defensive tackle Albert Haynesworth has agreed to terms with the Washington taterskins.
The news comes from both Jim Wyatt of the Tennessean and Adam Schefter of NFL Network.
It's a seven-year, $100-million deal with an incredible $41 million in guaranteed money.
The maximum value of the package is $115 million.
As we've previously said, the fact that the Titans and the Lions weren't major players in the pursuit of Haynesworth tells us all we need to know; both teams have decided that Haynesworth isn't worth the money.
Otherwise, the team with which Haynesworth spent seven seasons or his former defensive coordinator (who now is the head coach in Detroit) would have stepped up to the plate.
But maybe Haynesworth won't go soft now that he no longer has to worry about money. Maybe, as he recently said, he'll be motivated to prove the naysayers wrong.
And maybe he won't lose his cool and step on a guy's unhelmeted head.
And maybe he won't leave practice and come back with a pipe. (Not a pipe for smoking crack, but a pipe for cracking skulls.)
And maybe he'll learn how to obey all posted speed limits and not cause accidents that require 25-year-old kids to get hip replacements.
And maybe he'll learn how to fly, without a plane.
And maybe the taterskins finally will learn that this isn't the way to build a championship football team.
look for them to sign dockery
and possibly canty as well
Quote from: methdeez on February 24, 2009, 05:58:39 PM
Alo they are 3 Mil. over the cap right now, what kinda havoc would they have to unleash on there team to make this work?
lol...some day people will realize the salary cap is a joke in football and might as well not even exist...then again maybe they wont
QuoteMr. Snyder,
A lot can be said about our mistakes in the past, and how, as an owner, we've made some pretty miscalculated decisions with player personnel. I'm not one of those fans who want to point out these shortcomings, because I feel for every Brandon Lloyd there's a Santana Moss...and for every Adam Archuletta...there's a Randy Thomas, London Fletcher, or even Marcus Washington.
I champion this move. We are who we thought we were. I'm in sales...and I know what it takes to get ink on paper from your client base. I love that we DOMINATE when it comes to getting who we want. One of these times, we'll get it figured out, and it just "might" happen with this ALbert Haynesworth acquisition. "DT" is one of the most under-the-radar positions that adds so much intrinsic value to other positions. Rocky, London, Jason Taylor........and of course, Dr. Lurk himself, Laron Landry, will all benefit for this man's presence on the field.
Thank you - and way to close em' Danny.
**Side Note**
If anyone wants to chime in on the "attitude" of Albert Haynesworth...and how he stomped the head of some Dallas Cowboy who was not donning a helmet at the time........please email me at jmicrodoc@yahoo.com and I'll tell you how I really feel about that one....offline...outside of this forum.
The entire league....is cooked.
Someone should e-mail this douche
Someone should stop spending time on extremeskins.
DT? i've never even heard of that position. the skins are so advanced.
ES might be the best and the worst site on the internet
and that post is beyond sickening
It's easy to laugh at the Skins for signings like these. And it's even easier to laugh at their fans for stroking their collective rubbery woodrows every time they sign anyone. But aggressively locking down two talented players like this within hours of free agency starting is something that I wish the Eagles did more of. If they want someone, do what it takes to get them and get them quickly. Even if it isn't the top name on the free agency list, if they have a target go get them and don't play chicken with the rest of the teams in the league.
I love Dannyboy
Haynesworth's deal will give him $32 mil guaranteed in the first 13 months! :o
Quote from: rjs246 on February 27, 2009, 09:07:46 AM
It's easy to laugh at the Skins for signings like these. And it's even easier to laugh at their fans for stroking their collective rubbery woodrows every time they sign anyone. But aggressively locking down two talented players like this within hours of free agency starting is something that I wish the Eagles did more of. If they want someone, do what it takes to get them and get them quickly. Even if it isn't the top name on the free agency list, if they have a target go get them and don't play chicken with the rest of the teams in the league.
Basically. Everyone laughs at them but its more of a guy who does not know how to judge talent rather than a cheap owner who does not want to spend money.
Id rather have a ownder like Snyder but minus the power he has and a competent GM.
Quote from: Magical_Retard on February 27, 2009, 09:24:26 AMId rather have a ownder like Snyder but minus the power he has and a competent GM.
In other words you'd rather have an owner who spends a lot of money but is in no other way like Snyder.
The taterskins make a lot of money. What they haven't done under Snyder (unlike most other NFC teams during that period) is go deep into the playoffs.
Im not saying I wouldnt want Haynesworth, but how many times have you seen this guy "out" or questionable with an injury on the game day injury report ? There couldnt be anything more frustrating...and when he didnt play the defense shtein the bed because so much is predicated on him being on the field
Yes he is a difference maker that can free up other guys, but Im going to almost guarantee that this one will hurt the skins in a big way-- as age will creep very fast on this guy because of what is thrown at him on the opposite side of the ball.
If he came to the Eagles--I would be thinking the same thing but worse
I agree completely. I'm not suggesting that the Eagles should have broken the bank for the guy necessarily, I'm just saying that I wish they approached FA with the same kind of aggressive nature that the taterskins do. We laugh at the taterskins because their talent evaluation is atrocious, but they get their targeted players roughly 100% of the time. Add some decent player eval and they would certainly not be the laughing stock that they are.
thats the funny thing about the skins--they make breaking news headlines in free agency every year, create pre-season analyst boners, but cant do squat because of poor coaching and below mediocre qb play
The fact that Snyder cant see that will continue to attribute to the Eagles success so more power to him
(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/deadspin/2009/02/Haynesworth01.jpg)
maybe the skins are smarter than we think.
in what fashion?
They only paid $100 for Haynesworth smart stuff.
Damn that's cheap
dumb fargs. $100 million and the dudes played only one full season in seven. Albert meet Javon, Javon this is Albert.
Good luck with this waste of cash Snyder.
Derrick Dockery returns to Washington.....5/$26M/$8.5M guar
you're faster than the speed of light
Quote from: BigEd76 on February 27, 2009, 10:58:47 PM
Derrick Dockery returns to Washington.....5/$26M/$8.5M guar
overpaid
lol i always knew you got your news from easy
This is Peter King's take on the Haynewsorth contract:
QuoteHaynesworth, barring a miracle, will never see the fifth year of the contract. In essence, he signed a four-year, $48-million contract Friday with the taterskins. That will carry him through his 11th season, in 2012 (barring a work stoppage in 2011, which is a real possibility). Here is the real contract:
Year Signing Bonus Option Bonus Salary
2009 $5 million -- $6 million
2010 -- $21 million $3.6 million
*2011 -- -- $5.4 million
2012 -- -- $7.2 million
Totals: four years, $48.2 million.
The asterisk is for an additional $1 million he could earn in an offseason workout bonus before camp.
The seven-year deal calls for Haynesworth to earn $29 million in 2013, $10.8 million in 2014 and $12 million in 2015.
I am reminded of players in Washington who were scheduled to make far less and who never made it to the pay window in the later years of their contracts. Deion Sanders signed a seven-year, $56-million deal with Washington in 2000, and lasted one year. Adam Archuleta and Brandon Lloyd similarly busted in 2006.
The last three years of the Haynesworth deal are agent recruiting years. They have no bearing on reality.
$12 mill for four years is a pretty good deal for that dude.
Jason Taylor cut
Quote from: methdeez on March 02, 2009, 01:23:00 PM
This is Peter King's take on the Haynewsorth contract:
QuoteHaynesworth, barring a miracle, will never see the fifth year of the contract. In essence, he signed a four-year, $48-million contract Friday with the taterskins. That will carry him through his 11th season, in 2012 (barring a work stoppage in 2011, which is a real possibility). Here is the real contract:
Year Signing Bonus Option Bonus Salary
2009 $5 million -- $6 million
2010 -- $21 million $3.6 million
*2011 -- -- $5.4 million
2012 -- -- $7.2 million
Totals: four years, $48.2 million.
The asterisk is for an additional $1 million he could earn in an offseason workout bonus before camp.
The seven-year deal calls for Haynesworth to earn $29 million in 2013, $10.8 million in 2014 and $12 million in 2015.
I am reminded of players in Washington who were scheduled to make far less and who never made it to the pay window in the later years of their contracts. Deion Sanders signed a seven-year, $56-million deal with Washington in 2000, and lasted one year. Adam Archuleta and Brandon Lloyd similarly busted in 2006.
The last three years of the Haynesworth deal are agent recruiting years. They have no bearing on reality.
$12 mill for four years is a pretty good deal for that dude.
Then really this is a 1 year/ $11 million deal. With the $21 million option bonus in 2010 they can trade or release him if he's a problem, or more importantly if the league and union renegotiate a cap for 2010. This assumes there isn't a huge signing bonus.
Quote from: reese125 on March 02, 2009, 04:11:23 PM
Jason Taylor cut
So much for the theory of that not happening.
P.S. GET!
Quote from: reese125 on March 02, 2009, 04:11:23 PM
Jason Taylor cut
laughing at taterskinz, all that money wasted on taylor. Now they get Haynesworth, cut him, and have no depth at DE.
From KFFL
QuoteMon, 23 Feb 2009 05:49:09 -0800
Jason Reid and Jason La Canfora, of The Washington Post, report Washington taterskins DL Jason Taylor was miscast in the team's defensive scheme last season, according to team sources. The team's scheme has relied on stopping the run above all else, which is not considered one of Taylor's strengths. Taylor lacked the freedom to simply blitz upfield and attack any gap he pleased. The taterskins have discussed ways to better use Taylor during their offseason meetings. He is expected to have greater freedom next season, team sources said.
yeah, looks like greater freedom
Quote from: FastFreddie on March 02, 2009, 04:20:48 PM
Quote from: reese125 on March 02, 2009, 04:11:23 PM
Jason Taylor cut
So much for the theory of that not happening.
P.S. GET!
They were in trade talks with Miami for him last season
Wonder if the Skins are gonna make a play for Peppers
Do they have enough to trade for Peppers?
I'd take Taylor.
Also, Cerrato wasted another pick.
No on Taylor. He's done.
waiting for the final word from easy...
on Haynesworth:
QuoteHe talked about the negotiations with the taterskins and said he could have gotten more money from another suitor, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. He said the Bucs offered $42 million guaranteed and the New York Giants had a package in the $80-$85 million range on the table.
damn--how sick would that d-line of been
http://www.extremeskins.com/showthread.php?t=282244
QuotePRESS RELEASE
For Immediate Release
March 5, 2009
taterskinS SIGN PUNTER DIRK JOHNSON
LOUDOUN COUNTY, VA – The Washington taterskins announced today that they have signed punter Dirk Johnson. Terms of the deal were not disclosed.
Johnson played in 12 games for Arizona last season, averaging 41.8 yards on 40 punts, with a net average of 35.2. He dropped 13 punts inside the 20-yard line, compared to just four touchbacks.
The 6-foot, 210-pound Johnson spent the majority of his career in Philadelphia, where he was the team's primary punter for four seasons (2003-06). Johnson punted in all 16 games for the Eagles during the 2003, 2004 and 2006 seasons and also played in the first seven games of 2005 before suffering a groin strain and being placed on injured reserve. Johnson also handled the punting duties in seven postseason games for Philadelphia, including Super Bowl XXXIX against New England.
In addition to his seasons in Philadelphia and Arizona, Johnson played one game each for New Orleans in 2002 and Chicago in 2007. For his career, he has played in 69 regular season games and averaged 41.7 yards on 320 punts, with a net average of 35.9.
The Montrose, Colo., native was a three-time Division II All-America selection (1995-97) at Northern Colorado. The 33-year-old was born June 1, 1975.
QuoteHi there.
Some of you know me.
Some of you have known me for quite some time.
For those of you that don't know me, I'm TK.
And I just dusted off my Ban Button.
It's true. Over the last two years, I've been able to step back from ES for a bit as I was no longer the only constant active mod here. By having a few others on Staff such as Jumbo, zoony, & PCS actually be active when needed, it's allowed me to step back a bit from ES & let these guys do some of the grunt work. And honestly, I've enjoyed it. It's made things quite a bit less stressful for me.And those of you that do know me, know that a stressless TK is a good TK.
However, as I said, I just dusted off my Ban Button. Seems like there has been a constant rise in the level stupidity here lately. So, I'm just going to start reading for the next week. Maybe two. And if you're in the Stadium & you're being stupid, or starting what I judge to be an attention whoring/gotta see your name up in lights/or just plain stoopid thread to show how dense you really are, then I'm just going to ban you.
The level of stupid here is coming to an end. Consider this your only warning.
Why did you have to remind me that he's alive?
He'll do a heckuva job for them.
QuoteTITANS MOVING FORWARD WITH TAMPERING CASE AGAINST taterskinS?
Posted by Mike Florio on March 7, 2009, 11:19 a.m. EST
G.M. Mike Reinfeldt hinted at the possibility earlier this week, and Jim Wyatt of the Tennessean reports that it isn't going away.
The Titans remain interested in pursuing the possibility of charging the taterskins with tampering.
The preliminary evidence that the taterskins encroached on Tennessee's exclusive negotiation territory before the free-agency period opened? Agent Chad Speck reportedly had dinner with taterskins owner Daniel Snyder at the Scouting Combine.
Haynesworth shrugs the possibility that Speck and Snyder talked about the team's interest in Albert: "I don't think so," Haynesworth said. "Yeah, Chad told me he met with the taterskins at the Combine, but they were talking about Malcolm [Kelly] and how he could become the next Andre Johnson and stuff like that."
Malcolm Kelly? The next Andre Johnson?
(OK, I laughed so hard I think I need to go change my pants. Be right back.)
So, if we are to believe Haynesworth, his $100 million deal (actually, $48 million over four with $41 million guaranteed) was negotiated from scratch in roughly the time it takes to bake a turkey, at a time when the agent's phone was reportedly "exploding" with calls from other teams.
Though Wyatt's article suggests that the Titans are in the process of compiling evidence to support their claim, the reality is that they've already got enough to proceed. Apart from the admission from Haynesworth that Speck had communications with the taterskins at the Combine, Peter King of SI.com strongly implied (if not flat-out stated) that the taterskins tampered with Cowboys defensive end Chris Canty, who apparently was the leverage the taterskins used to avoid paying Haynesworth $60 million guaranteed.
The real question is whether Titans owner Bud Adams has the stomach to poke a finger in the eye of a business partner. The fact that the NFL will do nothing about tampering unless and until the aggrieved team objects means that, in many cases, the transgression is overlooked because these teams ultimately prefer to get along — especially at a time when great pains are being taken to demonstrate a united front against the NFLPA.
If/when the Titans file tampering charges, then the league office will track down phone records and e-mails and other evidence aimed at proving — just as the league ultimately did a year or so ago when the Niners were busted for tampering with Bears linebacker Lance Briggs — that the effort to recruit Haynesworth began at some point before 12:01 a.m. EST on February 27.
In our view, there's plenty of smoke. The Titans simply need to ask themselves whether they're prepared to ask the league office to go looking for the fire
Even though all teams do it, and the Titans are likely being hypocrites, I'd like to see the taterskins get slammed and lose one of their small amount of draft picks.
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3974042
It'll blow over.
Kind of a reach, this happened before he signed with them. That being said, I hope it comes out that he was drunk and had a trunk full of automatic weapons, and he gets suspended for the year.
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Source says Washington has serious interest in QB
The taterskins have serious interest in Denver quarterback Jay Cutler, an NFL source said Tuesday, and have entered talks about a possible three-way deal to acquire him.
Two NFL sources confirmed the possibility of a three-way trade, with Kansas City being mentioned by one source as a possibility.
The taterskins, through a team spokesman, denied interest in Cutler. However, a league source was adamant that Washington has shown interest.
"They're trying to do something," one NFL source said of the taterskins.
"Whether or not it materializes is another matter, but [taterskins owner Dan Snyder] is on this hard. They don't trust Jason Campbell."
Cutler is involved in a dispute with Denver after the Broncos had discussions about trading him to New England for quarterback Matt Cassel.
First-year Broncos coach Josh McDaniels met with Culter this past weekend. Afterward, Cutler said he could not trust McDaniels and wanted to be traded.
Denver has said they don't want to trade Cutler for draft picks, meaning the taterskins or the third team would have to surrender at least one top player. The taterskins could also end up with Denver tight end Tony Scheffler, who is represented by the same agent as Culter — Bus Cook.
Fueling the speculation is the close relationship between former Denver coach Mike Shanahan and taterskins executive vice president Vinny Cerrato. Shanahan, who traded several times with Cerrato while with Denver, could provide the endorsement needed for Cutler.
Also, after the season Cerrato gave Campbell a tepid endorsement as Washington's quarterback of the future. Campbell is entering the last year of his contract and the taterskins have not had discussions about extending his deal.
taterskins coach Jim Zorn has praised Campbell publicly this offseason.
The strong-armed Cutler, 25, made the Pro Bowl this past season after throwing 25 touchdowns and 18 interceptions. In three seasons he's tossed 54 touchdowns and 37 interceptions. In 16 games this past season, Campbell threw 13 touchdowns and six interceptions.
Cutler signed a six-year, $48-million contract in 2006. Campbell has a base salary of $2.5 million this season with a cap number of $7.5 million.
Cutler is an upgrade over Campbell but not a huge one, especially against the Eagles. Campbell's been pretty good against the Birds.
Good. Whatever keeps future HOF'er Colt Brennan off the field longer.
Quote from: EagleFeva on March 18, 2009, 08:49:03 AM
Good. Whatever keeps future HOF'er Colt Brennan off the field longer.
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Quote from: FastFreddie on March 18, 2009, 08:29:55 AM
Cutler is an upgrade over Campbell but not a huge one, especially against the Eagles. Campbell's been pretty good against the Birds.
did you take an extra wrong pill this morning
He took two which made it a right
badum ching
Rumored deal:
QuoteBroncos get: LaRon Landry, Brady Quinn
Browns get: Chris Cooley, Jason Campbell
taterskins get: Draft pick, Jay Cutler
For those who may be confused.
Jay Cutler contract info:
7/27/2006: Signed a six-year, $47.86 million contract. The deal contains $11 million guaranteed, including a $1.7 million signing bonus.
2009: $1.035 million (+ $100,000 workout bonus)
2010: $1.4225 million (+ $4 million roster bonus)
2011: $1.81 million (+ $12 million roster bonus)
2012: Free Agent.
The Skins would get fleeced in this deal
Which means it's a done deal... and the Broncos would end up with yet another safety.
Maybe then, they'll take one of the Eagles' 1st rounders and send Dawkins back.
Campbell, Cooley, and Landry for Cutler?
I would love to see the skins make that deal.
Seriously. That would be farging amazing.
Also, the Browns trading Brady Quinn? I don't think so.
lol @ seriously discussing that rumor
wonder what blog du jour it came from
Gaylord Focker's.
Saw it posted on a couple of other boards, most likely a crock but the skins suck at keeping info inhouse.
Quote from: FastFreddie on March 18, 2009, 10:08:13 AM
Mmm, Hoyda!'s.
Hahahaha - the filters on this board crack me up.
That deal would be great.
http://voices.washingtonpost.com/taterskinsinsider/taterskins-trying-to-land-cutler.html
Quote
taterskins Trying to Land Cutler (Update 2)
The Washington taterskins are actively pursuing a trade for disgruntled Denver Broncos quarterback Jay Cutler tonight, according to NFL sources.
One source said the taterskins are trying to complete the deal as quickly as possible although at least two other teams, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and New York Jets, are also reportedly interested in acquiring Cutler. The two-year starter became available today when the Broncos announced they would trade him. Denver officials could not be reached for comment tonight.
The taterskins declined comment.
The source said taterskins owner Daniel M. Snyder has been pushing for the trade in an attempt to finally solve the team's decades-long pursuit of a franchise quarterback.
Another NFL source said a high-ranking taterskins official contacted one NFL team today about the possibility of trading quarterback Jason Campbell for a second-round pick in the upcoming draft. That source said he interpreted the taterskins' overture as an attempt by Washington to put together a package to acquire Cutler.
taterskins spokesman Zack Bolno denied the team had inquired about dealing Campbell.
Team officials have publicly denied interest in Cutler. Vinny Cerrato, Washington's executive vice president of football operations, said March 17 that the team was not pursuing Cutler and coach Jim Zorn dismissed the notion while meeting with reporters at the NFL owners' meetings in Dana Point, Calif., last week.
If the taterskins fail to acquire Cutler, they risk alienating Campbell, who has been the starter the past two seasons. Campbell, reached earlier today on his cellphone while he was at a charity event, said he wants to stay in Washington.
''I want to be here, I feel like there's a lot I want to accomplish and that's what I've been working to do, but you know it's not in your control,'' Campbell said. ''All I can do is just keep doing what I'm doing, working hard and waiting to see what happens.''
Last season, he was among the main targets of frustrated fans, who questioned his intelligence and leadership skills on Internet message boards and sports-talk radio, during the team's 2-6 second-half collapse after a 6-2 start. The offensive line struggled in pass protection, and the receiving corps did not produce as Snyder and Cerrato hoped, but "everyone always want to blame the quarterback," Campbell said today. "I know I'm improving, I'm working to get better every day, but some people are ... you just know that's the way it is."
After the taterskins failed to qualify for the playoffs, Cerrato declined to commit to Campbell as the quarterback beyond the 2009 season. Zorn has continued to publicly support Campbell, who in only his second full season as a starter last season established personal bests with an 84.3 passer rating, 3,245 yards and 13 touchdown passes while throwing only six interceptions.
Zorn, however, has stopped short of declaring Campbell a "franchise quarterback," saying the former first-round draft pick possesses the skills to become an elite player. Having played in three offensive systems in his first four NFL seasons with Washington, Campbell was eager to begin his second season in Zorn's version of the West Coast offense.
"I was definitely looking forward to being in the same offense for another year and seeing what we could together," Campbell said. "Being in a different system almost every year, you just don't get as comfortable as when you're in the same system for a lot of years. It's just different."
Although Campbell still hopes to be Washington's starting quarterback in fall, "with all the stuff out there, you know crazy stuff happens in this league," he said. "You just have to be ready for anything.
"A bunch of trade talk is what got Cutler mad at Denver, that's the reason all that stuff started with him, but I wouldn't do all that. The thing you understand that there's no loyalty in this game, so you just have to work hard. That's all you can do."
Cutler is one of only three NFL quarterbacks to throw for at least 25 touchdown passes and 4,500 yards last season, and has developed well the past two seasons as a starter, to the point where some believe he is on the cusp of becoming a star. A trade for a young quarterback of his pedigree is somewhat unprecedented, and the Broncos had attempted to repair the frayed relationship between Cutler and rookie head coach Josh McDaniels, not wanting to deal him until determining the situation was beyond repair.
Cutler expressed a desire to leave after the Broncos reportedly pursued a trade for New England quarterback Matt Cassel, whom McDaniels had coached with the Patriots, and the situation deteriorated to the point where Bowlen finally decided to try to trade Cutler.
Cutler was the 11th overall pick in the 2006 draft out of Vanderbilt, and was heralded for his strong arm, size, strength and athleticism. He replaced Jake Plummer as Denver's starter in late November of his rookie season, and finished 2007 as the league's 12th-rated passer. In 2008 he reached the Pro Bowl, but some scouts have pointed to his high interception totals as a cause of concern. He has been intercepted 32 times in 32 games the past two seasons, and threw at least one interception in 13 of his 16 starts last year. Cutler has failed to post a winning record as a starter, although Denver's poor defense certainly played a role in that.
Washington's West Coast offense under Zorn is not identical to what Mike Shanahan ran for Cutler in Denver, although there are similar principles. The taterskins also lack the star wide receivers Cutler worked with in Denver.
I also saw this rumor going around on the emb and extremeskins:
QuoteThe taterskins reportedly offered Jason Campbell to an undisclosed team for a second-round pick on Wednesday.
The offer was probably contingent on Washington getting Jay Cutler from the Broncos with the pick as part of a package, which might also have included the No. 13 overall choice. The Skins have made it clear that they aren't committed to Campbell by balking at a long-term contract and now this.
I hope Washington, Tampa, Detroit, and the NYJ all fight over him and someone ends up paying out the ass for him.
A good rest from all the Boldin this and Boldin that talk all offseason.
Again, I don't mind this at all. Campbell seems to have all of his best games against the Eagles.
whatever makes you feel better
so instead of sweeping the eagles and missing the playoffs they get swept by the eagles and make the playoffs
Yeah, Cutler was money in the bank down the stretch last year. They had to win any one of the last three games to get in the playoffs.
yeah i heard he choked and the defense gave up 40 pts a game the last three
I heard another conversation earlier today. It was refreshing.
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 02, 2009, 09:09:50 AM
yeah i heard he choked and the defense gave up 40 pts a game the last three
Very close to it:
15 Sun Dec.14 at Carolina Bank of America Stadium L 30-10 CBS
16 Sun Dec.21 VS. BUFFALO INVESCO Field at Mile High L 30-23 CBS
17 Sun Dec.28 at San Diego Qualcomm Stadium L 52-21
Hey, let's put the Cutler talk in at least three more threads today!
Why limit the scope Demon, let's go ahead and indulge vigy's pathological obsession for arguing ad infinitum in every thread!
Schlereth was on Mike & Mike and he said he expects Cutler to be dealt to Washington by tomorrow.
I think IGY guessed all along that he would be and wanted to make sure to get on Cutler's jock from the get go.
And Guiding Light is being cancelled too. Farewell Rock Hoover.
Quote from: phillymic2000 on April 02, 2009, 09:28:32 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 02, 2009, 09:09:50 AM
yeah i heard he choked and the defense gave up 40 pts a game the last three
Very close to it:
15 Sun Dec.14 at Carolina Bank of America Stadium L 30-10 CBS
16 Sun Dec.21 VS. BUFFALO INVESCO Field at Mile High L 30-23 CBS
17 Sun Dec.28 at San Diego Qualcomm Stadium L 52-21
So let me get this straight: it's not Cutler's fault his team can't score over 30 points, it's the defenses fault for giving up that many. But in the case of McNabb, it's his fault because the offense only scored 25 pts. while the defense gave up over 30?
Quote from: SD_Eagle on April 02, 2009, 12:30:12 PM
Quote from: phillymic2000 on April 02, 2009, 09:28:32 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 02, 2009, 09:09:50 AM
yeah i heard he choked and the defense gave up 40 pts a game the last three
Very close to it:
15 Sun Dec.14 at Carolina Bank of America Stadium L 30-10 CBS
16 Sun Dec.21 VS. BUFFALO INVESCO Field at Mile High L 30-23 CBS
17 Sun Dec.28 at San Diego Qualcomm Stadium L 52-21
So let me get this straight: it's not Cutler's fault his team can't score over 30 points, it's the defenses fault for giving up that many. But in the case of McNabb, it's his fault because the offense only scored 25 pts. while the defense gave up over 30?
Yes.
Quote from: SD_Eagle on April 02, 2009, 12:30:12 PM
Quote from: phillymic2000 on April 02, 2009, 09:28:32 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 02, 2009, 09:09:50 AM
yeah i heard he choked and the defense gave up 40 pts a game the last three
Very close to it:
15 Sun Dec.14 at Carolina Bank of America Stadium L 30-10 CBS
16 Sun Dec.21 VS. BUFFALO INVESCO Field at Mile High L 30-23 CBS
17 Sun Dec.28 at San Diego Qualcomm Stadium L 52-21
So let me get this straight: it's not Cutler's fault his team can't score over 30 points, it's the defenses fault for giving up that many. But in the case of McNabb, it's his fault because the offense only scored 25 pts. while the defense gave up over 30?
cutler wasnt given the ball with two minutes left to win a huge game...big difference btwn having to score 24 pts and having to score 44
the only people saying anything about cutlers last three games are the people trying to say he choked so that they can make mcnabb look better because there is no defense for mcnabbs choking over the last 10 years...
to be honest im not really sure what cutlers last three games have to do with anything
Quote from: FastFreddie on April 02, 2009, 10:32:18 AM
I think IGY guessed all along that he would be and wanted to make sure to get on Cutler's jock from the get go.
winner
anyone that wouldnt be on the jock of getting cutler the minute his name surfaced as being availabe is either the biggest homer of all time or doesnt know football
when you take all factors into consideration (skills - age - potential - performance ect...) im not sure there is a qb in the nfl i would take over cutler right now
matt ryan or phillip rivers?...thats about the list
to say youd rather have mcnabb over cutler is spadaro type talk
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 02, 2009, 12:54:45 PM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on April 02, 2009, 12:30:12 PM
Quote from: phillymic2000 on April 02, 2009, 09:28:32 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 02, 2009, 09:09:50 AM
yeah i heard he choked and the defense gave up 40 pts a game the last three
Very close to it:
15 Sun Dec.14 at Carolina Bank of America Stadium L 30-10 CBS
16 Sun Dec.21 VS. BUFFALO INVESCO Field at Mile High L 30-23 CBS
17 Sun Dec.28 at San Diego Qualcomm Stadium L 52-21
So let me get this straight: it's not Cutler's fault his team can't score over 30 points, it's the defenses fault for giving up that many. But in the case of McNabb, it's his fault because the offense only scored 25 pts. while the defense gave up over 30?
cutler wasnt given the ball with two minutes left to win a huge game...big difference btwn having to score 24 pts and having to score 44
the only people saying anything about cutlers last three games are the people trying to say he choked so that they can make mcnabb look better because there is no defense for mcnabbs choking over the last 10 years...
to be honest im not really sure what cutlers last three games have to do with anything
i'm a mcnabb guy, but i'll admit that he has come up short in some big games. but i still love the guy. my argument isn't because i'm pro-mcnabb, it's strictly based on being anti-cutler.
i don't know how much you've seen of him outside of the highlights on espn, but while i was living in kc, i got to see quite a bit of him since they are division rivals. not to mention that since i have the sunday ticket and don't go to nearly as many games during the year as you do, i spend my sundays watching a lot of football besides the eagles and i've seen quite a bit of cutler in action. do i think he's a scrub? no. not at all. he can play. but he's farged in the head and struggles with consistancy and decision making not to mention that his ego is softer than a roll of wet toilet paper.
he's making a stink about the way that the denver broncos have treated him.....one of the teams most highly regarded for the way that they treat their players. how do you really think he would hold up working for one of the coldest, most shrewed and least loyal front offices in the nfl? not to mention dealing with the philly media, fans and pressure that goes along with it. he'd crash and burn like his name was corey lidle.
i can sum cutler up for you in 2 words: jeff george. so if you can honestly say that you'd take a 25 yr old jeff george on this team, then i guess cutler is your guy. but if not, then you might want to rethink your position.
ive seen him plenty enough to know hes got awesome talent...my girl is a huge denver fan so i see more of them than any team not named the eagles...his shtein jumps off the screen at you...he can move has sick arm strength and is accurate
not sure where you get the incosnistent from...he way more consistent than mcnabb...christ it doesnt get more jekyll and hide than mcnabb...his lows are so low he got benched last year...is cutler tom brady of course not but hes more consistent than most and should only get better since hes three or four years away from his prime
he could be a nut case for all i know but i havent seen it...unless clashing with a new coach counts as that...how do we know mcdaniel isnt a lunatic...if mcdanieal was available as a coach i could argue that i wouldnt want him because look what he did to cutler when went to denver...it goes both ways
i would need to see a lot more proof that cutler is a head case before it cancelled out his talent as a qb
he's got loads of coin and does nothing about that mud flap under his chin. you'd have to be nuts to keep that thing, right?
also, it's kind of fitting that the cutler talk is picking up in this thread, since this is igy's real favorite team. ;)
dont make me bust out my beermonkey taterskin bear
Sagging neckmeat = epic fail.
he should cover that thing up with a beard like koy did.
The hair would just slide off onto his little chicken chest.
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 02, 2009, 01:34:54 PM
dont make me bust out my beermonkey taterskin bear
Ha, I forgot about that. I burned the other taterskins bear for fun and felt the other one's natural place would be in the back windshield of your car, along with your Chief Zee bobblehead.
Cutler going to this squad does not make me happy one bit. This is a major upgrade over scrub Cambell
Quote
Source: Cutler trade imminent
By John Keim
Examiner Staff Writer 4/3/09
The taterskins are close to completing a deal for Denver quarterback Jay Cutler, according to an NFL source.
The source, who told The Examiner of the taterskins' interest in Cutler two weeks ago, was uncertain what Washington had to surrender in the deal and said it's "going down as we speak." The taterskins have shopped current starter quarterback Jason Campbell.
The source had said in a separate conversation about five minutes earlier that Washington appeared to be bumped from the favorite position in favor of another team, possibly Cleveland. However, after hanging up he quickly called back to say, "It changed."
I can't wait for Trent Cole to grab a hold of Cutler's chin waddle and hurl him into the first row of seats.
the only hope is that lil danni gets epically raped in the deal...and i dont mean normal rapeage but other worldy rapeage...
and it sounds like that will happen....the orignal asking price was not cheap and you know danny came in way above that...then another team somehow outbid him and i bet he came back ten fold on that
a fun rumor going around ES
campbell - rogers - fred davis - 2009 1st - 2010 1st - 2010 2nd
for
cutler and scheffler
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 02, 2009, 04:11:13 PM
the only hope is that lil danni gets epically raped in the deal...and i dont mean normal rapeage but other worldy rapeage...
and it sounds like that will happen....the orignal asking price was not cheap and you know danny came in way above that...then another team somehow outbid him and i bet he came back ten fold on that
Revenge Raped?
How could of the Browns been wanting Cutler? Aren't they already paying a lot of money to Derek Anderson and Brady Quinn?
I was hoping they'd throw in Portis just for the hell of it.
Quote from: General_Failure on April 02, 2009, 04:30:00 PM
I was hoping they'd throw in Portis just for the hell of it.
And/Or Cooley, since they are already getting Scheffler.
reaction (http://extremeskins.com/showthread.php?t=284411)
Quote from: BigEd76 on April 02, 2009, 06:16:00 PM
reaction (http://extremeskins.com/showthread.php?t=284411)
45 pages of crap in just a couple of hours. how can those idiots actually follow a thread when 800 people post something at the same time? i hate that farging forum.
The last eight+ years should reaffirm to people that it really does all start at the top. It's hard have a sucessful organization when you have a low class idiot at the helm.
George W Bush is to Barrack Obama as Jack Kent Cooke is to Daniel Snyder.
And Art chimes in...
QuoteBear in mind to know what the taterskins are doing one must actually speak to someone employed by the taterskins. The taterskins were never quite as into Cutler as was reported. The taterskins were not as into Owens as reported. The taterskins were not as into Fassel as was reported. The taterskins did not even consider hiring the Giants coordinator, as was reported.
There is no question there are sources outside taterskin Park who talk about what the taterskins may do or contact they may make. And you can often connect the dots on that. Sometimes you can't.
QuoteOur FO is Using Reverse Psychology With Campbell(Merged)
Ever since We drafted him, he was given the name, "Future of the Washington taterskins." He was basically given the job, before he had even been to a practice. He knew this was his team.
Fast forward to now...he still has a secure sense that he is the QB, although he has not proven his consistency yet. He knows the old guy Collins isn't much of a threat, and Brennan is still 3rd string. He isn't playing with a certain "urgency" that other QB's seem to play with. He is a little too comfortable in the pocket, which leads to sacks(O-line is also to blame.)
Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying Campbell needs to be fired up because we all know he is not lazy and works his *** off. I'm saying, that he needs a fire lit up his ***, to give him that sense of urgency. He needs to know, that at all times his job is at stake. If he can't deal with that pressure, than he isn't fit to be a QB.
Here is where our FO comes in. They haven't exactly shown "enough" interest in Cutler, but enough interest to make Campbell feel added pressure to perform. It may be the spark Campbell needs to get to the next level.
Think about it, the conventional "we support you 100%" phrase has not worked with Campbell. We have shown him far too much support, handing him the starting spot on a silver plate. Maybe, doing the opposite will have a positive effect on him.
Campbell is "the guy" IMO. He is who we should build around. Maybe we just need to take a different approach
Quote from: ATV on April 02, 2009, 10:21:00 PM
George W Bush is to Barrack Obama as Jack Kent Cooke is to Daniel Snyder.
...
?
yeah, logic is not ATV's strong suit
I love that he's been on Obama's balls as long as anyone and his is the only misspelled name.
who has time for spell check when there's a huge sack to gargle?
I didn't know that him and rjs started hanging out together.
rjs does not have a monopoly on huge sacks.
Nonsense. I cornered that market years ago.
So you can say with no uncertainty that you are the only source of huge sacks?
Mostly.
60% of the time, it works every time.
Alright, I had it backwards. Stop hurting my feelings.
Washington's schedule (and yes it's right....ha)
9/13 = at Giants 4:15
9/20 = RAMS 1:00
9/27 = at Lions 1:00
10/4 = BUCCANEERS 1:00
10/11 = at Panthers 1:00
10/18 = CHIEFS 1:00
10/26 = EAGLES MNF
11/1 = BYE
11/8 = at Falcons 1:00
11/15 = BRONCOS 1:00
11/22 = at Cowboys 1:00
11/29 = at Eagles 1:00 FLEX
12/6 = SAINTS 1:00 FLEX
12/13 = at Raiders 4:05
12/21 = GIANTS MNF
12/27 = COWBOYS SNF FLEX
1/3 = at Chargers 4:15
i'm actually jealous of that schedule. 4 of their first 7 games are very winnable for them and they could probably beat the panthers too. gotta give them a punchers chance against the eagles too since they took both games last year. heading into their bye, the skins could be looking at 5-2 or maybe even 6-1. final 2 home games against division opponents on nat'l tv then heading to san diego for a finale in january.
of course, they'll farg it up like they always do. but it's a good schedule.
The taterskins could beat the Panthers? No.
If Delhomme plays like he did against the Cardinals in the playoffs, Munson could beat the Panthers.
i don't think the panthers were nearly as good as their record indicated. not a horrible team, but not a dominant team either. they got exposed in the playoffs too. basically, i put them around the same level as washington.
The Cooley Zone (http://misterirrelevant.com/index.php/2009/04/14/the-trailer-for-cooleys-new-reality-show/)
why?
i try to hate him but i can't.
Quote from: phattymatty on April 15, 2009, 02:45:10 PM
i try to hate him but i can't.
i assume it was you who left this comment after that article then:
QuoteThisGuy Says:
April 15th, 2009 at 12:11 am
I can't tell whether my overflowing envy of his life causes anger or joy. TBD.
Quote from: FastFreddie on April 15, 2009, 11:08:47 AM
If Delhomme plays like he did against the Cardinals in the playoffs, Munson could beat the Panthers.
I would have had at least 3 of those interceptions for sure.
QuoteSanchez, Toler On taterskins' Radar
Posted by Aaron Wilson on April 15, 2009, 4:26 p.m.
It's no secret that Washington taterskins team owner Daniel Snyder has grown enamored of USC quarterback Mark Sanchez, according to Jason La Canfora of the Washington Post.
However, the taterskins are also keeping a close eye on St. Pauls (Va.) cornerback Greg Toler, an emerging small-school prospect.
Toler, a Washington, D.C.. native who had a private workout and visit with the NFC East club, is reportedly under consideration for the taterskins' third-round draft pick.
Toler has 4.37 speed in the 40-yard dash.
Toler has visited virtually half of the NFL teams. Per the report, he has also made a good impression on the Baltimore Ravens, New York Jets, Miami Dolphins and the New England Patriots.
Please draft Sanchez...that would be funny
QuoteMan punched after removing Cowboys flag from car
The Associated Press
Wednesday, April 15, 2009; 3:21 PM
WASHINGTON -- Police said a man was punched in the face after grabbing a Dallas Cowboys flag from a car in downtown Washington. D.C. police Lt. Eric Hayes said someone snatched the flag from a car as it was stopped in traffic Tuesday evening and apparently threw it to the ground.
Police and witnesses said that by the time the man crossed the street, someone exited the car and struck him in the face before driving away.
Police said the incident may have been motivated by team loyalty, or the motorist might not have wanted anyone to touch his car.
Police said a man was taken from the scene to be treated for a bruised forehead.
(http://blog.syracuse.com/axeman/medium_simpsons_nelson_haha2.jpg)
Everyone involved in this story should be lit on fire but that's pretty freaking awesome.
Any shot it was The Mayor?
Shockingly I can't seem to find any mention of it on ES.
But did you catch the advertisement? Tempting...
(http://misterirrelevant.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/offseason-champs-2.jpg)
that shirt is the shtein
Quote
Did 'Skins Tell Cutler Shanahan Was Next?
Posted by Mike Florio: Tuesday, April 21, 2009 4:12 PM
At a time when rumors continue to make the rounds that Mike Shanahan could end up being the next coach of the taterskins, another rumor has wound its way to our doorstep.
There's talk that, during the taterskins' conversations with quarterback Jay Cutler regarding a potential trade that would have brought Cutler to D.C., Cutler was informed that the taterskins would next be targeting Shanahan.
We assume that the pursuit of Shanahan would have commenced after the 2009 season. But, when it comes to the taterskins, we rule out nothing.
If they'd gotten Cutler, we have a feeling that the very next order of business would have been to get Shanahan.
But what about future Hall-of-Fame coach Jim Zorn?
(http://misterirrelevant.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/zorn_preseason1.jpg)
Even better:
(http://misterirrelevant.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/cooley_zornstar.jpg)
Great, now I have to go watch Encino Man.
Makes sense for the Jets if this is true...
I read on ES that there is a rumor going around that Campbell would be dealt to the Jets for the 52nd pick. The Skins would flip the 13th and 52nd and a 2010 2nd rounder to Seattle for the 4th pick and draft Sanchez.
Meanwhile...Wilbon rips away.
QuoteBy Michael Wilbon
Thursday, April 23, 2009
I hate the NFL draft. Okay, it's not the draft I hate, actually. It's the numbingly excessive hype, the mock drafts, the same-day declaration of winners and losers, the five hours it takes to get through the first round, the pontification, the overstatement. In the last five years I've probably watched a total of five minutes of the draft. For me, it's become must-not-see TV.
But I'll watch a little bit of the draft on Saturday for the sole purpose of seeing whether the Washington taterskins will continue to play Fantasy Football and draft Mark Sanchez. It's akin to watching a NASCAR race to see an accident. It's become a perverse pleasure. The taterskins, it seems, ought to be in the business of finding the next American Idol, not professional football.
Sanchez, the Southern Cal quarterback for less than two full seasons, is the most recent piece of eye candy Dan Snyder just has to have. Last month it was Jay Cutler. It's always somebody -- anybody other than the guy the taterskins already have. If Sanchez was in his fourth year with the taterskins and making steady but unspectacular progress and Jason Campbell was a strong-armed draft prospect, Snyder would be ready to throw Sanchez overboard for Campbell.
Don't get me wrong, Sanchez is said by everybody who knows about these things to be an outstanding prospect, though the failure rate for underclassmen quarterbacks is very high, according to the ESPN draft master himself, Mel Kiper.
Kiper is about the only person I trust to talk to about the draft because he has no vested interest and will actually tell you the truth as he sees it. Anyway, Kiper says of Sanchez, "He has a good enough arm, is super accurate rolling left or right, shows excellent feet in the pocket and has a high football acumen. He's a born leader who plays the game with a great deal of enthusiasm."
So, Sanchez is a fine prospect. He's also handsome and charismatic and looks good sitting in Cafe Milano. But it'll cost the taterskins at least a couple of picks to move up high enough to take him, which might mean in the top three of the draft. Kiper also points out that Ben Roethlisberger is the only underclassman to excel at quarterback in recent drafts. So, Sanchez ain't can't-miss.
And here's the more important thing. The taterskins, last I checked, need other things. Lots of other things. They need at least one tackle, could certainly use a strongside linebacker. Brian Cushing, an outside linebacker, might be a USC prospect of greater value to the taterskins. The team needs to replace the departed Marcus Washington, and Rocky McIntosh's knee is problematic. But, of course, Cushing is not famous. Possibly, the taterskins could trade down and get Cushing and Oklahoma right tackle Phil Loadholt. But trading down? Nothing earthshaking about that. No draft day knockout there, buddy.
So, I'll watch a few minutes of the first round to see if the taterskins do what they usually do, which is to say: swing for the fences. If Dan Snyder owned a baseball team he'd have nine cleanup hitters.
The smart thing to do would be trade down, come away with two projected starters, one at right tackle and one at linebacker, and if possible, add a pick that can be used to trade for a veteran receiver, which might actually demonstrate a commitment to Campbell and all the work he's done over the last year with Jim Zorn. Apparently, there's nothing sexy about simply going to work and getting better or establishing some continuity. That's not the Fantasy Football way.
But the taterskins don't care a whole lot about adding draft picks, just spending them. Just a year ago they wasted a second-round pick on Jason Taylor, a pick that ought to translate into a three- or four-year starter in the NFL.
Vinny Cerrato said, "The way it turned out, you wish Jason would have stayed healthy." Is there no anticipation at taterskins Park that a 35-year-old veteran is unlikely to stay healthy for very long?
So, they gave up too much to get Jason Taylor. They gave up even more to get Jason Campbell, not that those picks are important now as they plot ways to dump him. So, why not spend a couple of No. 1s and start over again with another quarterback. In the taterskins draft world, franchise quarterbacks grow on trees. If they don't win a Super Bowl in two years, hell, just get another one. All it'll cost is a couple of No. 1s.
Hey, I'm not complaining. The taterskins could make the first round of the draft fairly exciting. I might have to watch for more than 20 minutes if the taterskins are scrambling up the board to get Sanchez away from the Jets, dropping No. 1 picks like $20 tips to a maitre d'.
If it's smart use of the draft you want, stick with the Pittsburgh Steelers or the New England Patriots. If it's entertainment in prime time on a Saturday night, the taterskins are the team for you.
If Campbell gets traded to the Jets then I might become a Jets fan.
why are you still here?
I'm not sure if Campbell can step up and take over where Favre left off.
The Skins have drafted a QB 7 times in the last 9 drafts! So is it really a surprise that Danny Boy has a chubby for Sanchez and is willing to sacrifice another entire draft to get him?
2000 - Todd Husak QB Stanford
2001 - Sage Rosenfels QB Iowa State
2002 - Patrick Ramsey QB Tulane
2003 - Gibran Hamdan QB Indiana
2005 - Jason Campbell QB Auburn
2007 - Jordan Palmer QB Texas-El Paso
2008 - Colt Brennan QB Hawaii
Doo. Doo.
Damn...they actually made a sensible pick for a pass rusher.
Orakpo was a solid pick for thsm..
And ES is going nuts...already calling him Osackpo.
One dickhead is saying the Sanchez talk was another way to light a fire under Campbell.
farg
Yes, the Jets disallowed Snyder from setting his team back another couple years.
http://www.philly.com/philly/sports/43857972.html
QuoteSource: taterskins' interest in Sanchez miffs Campbell
Daily News Wire Services
Washington starting quarterback Jason Campbell was not happy that the taterskins were thinking about drafting Southern California QB Mark Sanchez in the first round.
"It definitely was a shock," Campbell said yesterday, "when I started hearing Sanchez talk."
Had the taterskins drafted Sanchez, Campbell would have asked for a trade, said a person familiar with the situation who requested anonymity.
Asked whether that was so, Campbell said, "No comment."
Sanchez ended up being drafted by the New York Jets.
For now, Campbell is still with the taterskins, having survived the team's second attempt to acquire someone else.
Just 3 weeks earlier, the taterskins tried to trade for Denver Broncos quarterback Jay Cutler. When the deal fell through, there was a clear-the-air meeting between Campbell, owner Dan Snyder, front office chief Vinny Cerrato and coach Jim Zorn. Afterward, Cerrato announced: "We are all on the same page and we are moving forward."
But Sanchez wasn't on that particular page, at least not in Campbell's mind.
"It's an awkward situation," Campbell answered, "just because after the Cutler deal, we did sit down and talk - and then the Sanchez talk came up."
Last year, in his first year running a West Coast offense under Zorn, Campbell had 13 touchdown passes and six interceptions, while guiding the taterskins to an 8-8 season.
Campbell is entering the final year of his rookie contract, but his agent, Joel Segal, said there had been no recent movement in talks about an extension.
In other news, the taterskins agreed to terms with Missouri quarterback Chase Daniel, a former Heisman Trophy finalist who wasn't drafted. Daniel is expected to join the taterskins for minicamp this weekend. He will likely enter training camp in July battling Colt Brennan for the third-string job behind Campbell and backup Todd Collins.
I thought the Eagles were the only team that disrespects players. Please advise!
Quote from: FastFreddie on April 28, 2009, 09:15:09 AM
I thought the Eagles were the only team that disrespects players. Please advise!
It's always good news when someone feels compelled to compare the Eagles front office in any context to the taterskins front office. The Skins know how to run a franchise.
They sure do.
yep, right into the ground.
if cobb is as bad as JC and i suspect he will be worse then the eagles can disrespect him all they wish
how about that Colt Brennan / Chase Daniel duo huh. Practice squad CBs are shaking in fear...
someone on SI.com did a 2010 mock already and has the taterskins taking Tebow
QuoteAll it takes is for one team to fall in love with the chosen one. No owner develops crushes like Daniel Snyder, who will take him 10 picks too early.
Dan Snyder ranked as only the third worst owner in the NFL?...
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/football/nfl/05/08/nfl.owners/index.html
without looking I'll guess Al Davis and Mike Brown are 1 and 2
William Clay Ford is #2. Arguably he's even more farged up than Davis. The team's record over the past 45 years speaks for itself.
Al Davis may be the worst, but damn. At least he won a few championships before going batshtein crazy.
He was always batshtein crazy. His teams won a few championships before dementia fueled his craziness
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hIAEoXgTP8
the keyboard cat meme must die
johnny clayton has the skins as one of his teams that could surprise
Quote from: ice grillin you on May 14, 2009, 12:45:59 PM
johnny clayton has the skins as one of his teams that could surprise
As of right this second, there are 32 teams in the league that could surprise
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/05/15/AR2009051501747.html?hpid=topnews
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Quote from: EagleFeva on May 13, 2009, 12:17:39 PM
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A guy named dykes taking a photo of two Romes.
Awesome?
I think Zorn stole that pose from Buddy Ryan when he'd look at Braman.
Chrissakes, between the HC, Portis, and Cooley you wonder if there's a heterosexual on that team.
QuoteWashington taterskins tight end Chris Cooley is nothing if not outspoken.
During an interview with SI.com about life on the road in the NFL, Cooley managed to take two jabs at Philly and its fans.
SI: What's your least favorite city to visit?
Chris Cooley: Philly. I really don't like Philly. I got a cheesesteak the first time I went there, but other than that, there's just nothing exciting about Philly.
SI: Which city has the most rabid fans?
Chris Cooley: Philly. We got eggs thrown at our bus when we came into town last season.
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ha, fine with me. Philly isnt San Diego
I love our reputation. shtein like this gives me a boner.
I love it too.
It was even better a few years ago when Darren Woodson said he wished Cowboys fans were more like Eagles fans.
maybe we should have a CF egg-gate party for when division rivals roll into town?
Die Hard's crew used to throw eggs from C-6 every time a Cowboys bus rolled by. They changed the route off Broad Street because of it.
flags.
I got a good window shot in one year.
QuoteNFL conducts Haynesworth tampering probe
By Jason Cole, Yahoo! Sports
May 23, 10:42 am EDT
The NFL has formally opened an investigation into charges by the Tennessee Titans that the Washington taterskins tampered with defensive tackle Albert Haynesworth(notes) before the start of free agency in February, according to two sources with knowledge of the situation.
The NFL has interviewed at least two people associated with the situation after the Titans complained to the league in April that the taterskins contacted Haynesworth and agent Chad Speck before the start of free agency on Feb. 27.
Haynesworth signed a seven-year, $100 million contract with the taterskins which includes $41 million guaranteed.
If it's proved that the taterskins contacted Haynesworth too early, the team could lose a draft pick. In the 2008 draft, San Francisco lost a fifth-round pick after the league found that the 49ers had tampered with Chicago Bears linebacker Lance Briggs(notes) during the 2007 season when San Francisco was pondering a trade for Briggs.
As for Haynesworth, the Titans have claimed that their efforts to negotiate with Haynesworth after the 2008 season were hindered by tampering.
Speck and NFL spokesman Greg Aiello declined to comment on the situation.
Quote from: Rome on May 22, 2009, 06:18:50 PM
Die Hard's crew used to throw eggs from C-6 every time a Cowboys bus rolled by. They changed the route off Broad Street because of it.
flags.
C-4 from C-6 would also have been cool
I think George has some C-4 in his trunk next to his antenna
Quote from: QB Eagles on May 24, 2009, 09:18:54 AM
QuoteNFL conducts Haynesworth tampering probe
By Jason Cole, Yahoo! Sports
May 23, 10:42 am EDT
The NFL has formally opened an investigation into charges by the Tennessee Titans that the Washington taterskins tampered with defensive tackle Albert Haynesworth(notes) before the start of free agency in February, according to two sources with knowledge of the situation.
The NFL has interviewed at least two people associated with the situation after the Titans complained to the league in April that the taterskins contacted Haynesworth and agent Chad Speck before the start of free agency on Feb. 27.
Haynesworth signed a seven-year, $100 million contract with the taterskins which includes $41 million guaranteed.
If it's proved that the taterskins contacted Haynesworth too early, the team could lose a draft pick. In the 2008 draft, San Francisco lost a fifth-round pick after the league found that the 49ers had tampered with Chicago Bears linebacker Lance Briggs(notes) during the 2007 season when San Francisco was pondering a trade for Briggs.
As for Haynesworth, the Titans have claimed that their efforts to negotiate with Haynesworth after the 2008 season were hindered by tampering.
Speck and NFL spokesman Greg Aiello declined to comment on the situation.
Seriously.. those tampering penalties are a joke. You sign a guy like Haynesworth - by cheating - and the risk is you might lose a 5th? ohgodnodontdoit...
it might not seem like much to most teams, but for the taterskins, that would account for 33% of thier draft picks.
Or to teams like the Eagles who try really hard to have a team comprised of 5th round or later draft picks and undrafted FAs
So there's no punishment for the agent or player? And the team has a chance to lose a crappy draft pick? Man, the NFL is strict!
its really not a serious issue...the team that offers the most money is getting the player...you dont think 15 other teams talked to haynesworth before FA opened?...of course they did the skins just offered the most
skins release Jon Jansen (http://www.taterskins.com/gen/articles/taterskins_Release_Long_Time_Right_Tackle_Jansen_38541.jsp)
i see they are staying true to form over there.
slurp, thank you jon, slurp (http://www.extremeskins.com/showthread.php?t=288882&page=2)
QuoteMr. Jansen,
I doubt anyone will point this thread out to you but you know you will always be beloved with the taterskin Faithful. I'm sure we'll be seeing more of you and best of luck in the future.
Quote
thanks john, you where the man
Jansen signed with Detroit
I bet Jacksonvile's kicking themselves for not waiting around for Jansen to be cut.
taterskins Push Large Tailgates to Back of Lots
By Dan Steinberg
Washington Post Staff Writer
The Washington taterskins will restrict large tailgate parties in the FedEx Field parking lots this season, limiting tailgates using more than one parking space to "the back" of parking lots, the team said in a statement. The team also said that drivers of all vehicles will be directed to specific areas of the lots instead of being allowed to choose their own.
"The most significant new procedure will have parking attendants directing fans who wish to tailgate in more than one space to the back of lots, where they will be allowed to occupy two spaces until required for additional vehicles," the team said. "Fans who wish to only park, or tailgate within their single parking spot, will be directed to the front of lots, filling the lot from front to back."
In the past, early-entering fans were greeted by something of a free-for-all in the empty lots, leaving a chaotic checkerboard pattern as fans gradually staked out spots and erected tents, grills and buffet lines. The parking lots have traditionally opened four hours before kickoff, but hundreds of fans lined up outside the gates before dawn for the chance to stake out prime spots, with several large tailgates appearing each week in the rows closest to the stadium.
The system also led to fans spreading out over multiple spaces early in the morning, tying up spaces and contributing to gridlock when later-arriving cars pulled in. But to many fans, the system helped foster a community atmosphere, with tailgates springing up all over the massive expanse of asphalt, mapped out by an honor-system geography under which the same families would grab the same spots nearly every week.
After word spread of the new restrictions, fans spent yesterday morning registering online complaints, creating petitions and calling into radio stations.
"It's ridiculous," said Ted Abela, who arrives at the stadium around 5:30 a.m. and hosts dozens of tailgaters a few yards from the stadium entrance. "People that arrive there first and get there early are being reprimanded and moved to the back of the parking lot. And some guy that's not even a fan, that gets there 30 minutes before the game, gets to park right in the front of the lot? It's absurd. We pay [hundreds of dollars] to park at basically eight games, and we can't choose our own spot, we can't park by our friends?"
But other fans, less interested in the pregame festivities than in ease of entry, said they supported the new rules, and that the old system had grown progressively worse as tailgaters expanded their setups into prime parking spots.
"I try to get there two, three hours beforehand, and I end up parking in the very far green lot, which puts me at at least an hour to get out of the parking lot at the end of the game," said Matt Maher, a longtime season ticket holder from Vienna. "The parking situation and a few game-day experience issues have really kept me from going to games recently. This will be a big improvement."
In the release, taterskins chief operating officer Mitch Gershman said the effects of the new restrictions will be minimal.
"Everyone who wants to tailgate should be able to tailgate. We absolutely believe that," Gershman said. "This is designed to improve the experience for fans who want to tailgate."
The Dallas Cowboys instituted tailgating restrictions a year ago, limiting tailgaters in closest lots to perimeter parking spots. Similar restrictions will be in place at the team's new stadium this year. Cowboys fans were asked to purchase extra parking passes if their setups spilled over one parking space, and to keep their parties within set boundaries in an effort to facilitate traffic flow.
A Cowboys team official told the Dallas Morning News the response from fans was "excruciatingly positive," although some complained that the restrictions diminished their game-day experience.
What a bunch of cocks. What is the deal with teams giving a shtein about tailgating? farg you you control freak motherfargers.
Big tailgates are the new black people?
ha, that guy Ted is a friend of mine.
Vinny Cerato likes Jeremy Jarmon:
Quote"The kid is an articulate kid, has already graduated, is only 21 years old and he made a mistake taking the dietary substance," Cerrato said
Jarmon is articulate because doesn't use words that are repetitive and redundant. He's well spoken.
Apparently though, food is not something he should be eating.
Maybe he can just drink more instead. But not so much that he'd need to take a diuretic substance, which would also be a mistake.
http://www.extremeskins.com/showthread.php?t=291623
Ugh.
QuoteIt's like opening a Christmas present early
QuoteYES!!!!! I cannot wait to see how this roster lines up!!!
QuoteAwesome move by the FO!
QuoteHoping for a fourth as well but man, this could solidify our pass rush for years to come if this works out.
why did you have to remind everyone of the existence of that place
I can't even think of a supplemental draft player in recent years that has gone on to a notable career. Anyone else know of any? I think odds are against them.
other than ahmad brooks i cant even think of any supplemental picks in the last ten years
I think the big LT with Baltimore, Jared Gaither, was in the supp, no?
Steve Walsh was a first round supp. pick by Dallas after they drafted Aikman...
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on July 17, 2009, 08:38:15 AM
I think the big LT with Baltimore, Jared Gaither, was in the supp, no?
yeah, just last year.
and this isn't a horrible move by the skins. apparently 5 teams submitted 4th round picks for this guy, including the eagles.
yeah its no better or worse than any other 3rd round pick...if the guy pans out its good and if not its bad
i think the point of this is, the taterskins again overvalued someone. Maybe he's well worth a 3rd, but they do it every draft even if they have picks, and will always take players much earlier than other orgs
they only overvalued him if he doesnt turn out to be a player....no different than the eagles overvaluing 3rd rounders like tony hunt or matt mccoy
Quote from: ice grillin you on July 17, 2009, 11:30:04 AM
they only overvalued him if he doesnt turn out to be a player....no different than the eagles overvaluing 2nd rounders like matt mccoy
Or Pinkston and Barry Gardner.
Or 1st rounders like Freddie Mitchell.
Not that this matters but McCoy was a second round pick.
my illiterate ass didnt write it very clearly but yeah im saying if this pick fails its no different than any pick the eagles or any other team makes that fails
as opposed to the taterskins trading away a pick for tj duckett or the many other pathetic ways they give up picks
if theres any truth to this then its just a complete shocker
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Mr-Vick-goes-to-Washington-taterskins-Vick-rumor?urn=nfl,179216
I hope more than anything that they sign him.
never...Jason Campbell is a god there
They've had a void in the thug department since Taylor was killed, Vick would more than fill the billet.
Lets see... a convict where the main argument in his support is "black culture" going to a redneck, racist, white trash fan base.
Seems like a nice fit.
dog fighting is definitely popular in the south with both blacks and whites....its southern thing not a color thing
Southerners are all farged in the head. And in the sister.
they can dog fight together but they cant intermarry or go to the same prom. gotta love the south.
i dont even know that they dogfight together but i assume they do...all i know is ive seen a couple specials on it and every person they interview is a backwoods southern neck or black dood
Pit bulls and poor people go together like curry & diarrhea.
Down here in Hickville (aka Fredericksburg) all of the shelters, etc. are full of pit bulls with bad attitudes. Cops had a big bust a few weeks back where dog fighters were selling off dogs that didn't have enough "game" to unsuspecting families, etc.
Dogfighting is much more popular in the south than the north but it's still only done by an extreme minority of both whites and blacks.
I've done a lot of work for the Navy and I've been in that really zesty part of Newport News a lot. The place is a hellhole slum but the idea that dogfighting is an inescapable part of the culture down there is just untrue. A lot of people there get mixed up in hard drugs and violence, but not so much dogfighting. I can understand someone from that area not having much respect for animal life, because even human life is barely respected there. But I'd guess most people growing up there would never see a dogfight in their lives.
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http://www.extremeskins.com/showthread.php?t=292604&page=3
Die-Hard makes it to ES!
the results of that survey are classic, what a bunch of douches
QuoteThere were only a handful us in full skins gear until game was over. Then, after the win, probably about 1,000 skins jerseys appeared out of no where.
Awesome
QuoteI went 3 years ago when we had the playoff run with gibbs. I was way up behind the goal line. I wore all my taterskins gear and got doused with middle fingers and **** yous but noone dared to come in my face! I would have dared them.
in fact, would have offered a helping hand
at least these guys still suck
23-0
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Dude's been on the team for 7 years and they misspell his name. :-D
apparently Jessica Simpson downgraded from Romo to Colt Brennan
Chris McPherson is going to be heartbroken.
The Ravens had over 500 yds. total offense. HA!!
Geez, you'd think they had an "offensive genius" like Billick calling the plays.
Jason Campbell last night vs. the Stillers: 1/7 for 10 yards. Their offensive line easily has to be one of the worst in the league, and Devin Thomas looks like a complete bust, and in pretty much every position, they have zero depth. It's going to be a fun year watching the Skins.
Quote from: PPinDC on August 23, 2009, 09:23:17 AM
Jason Campbell last night vs. the Stillers: 1/7 for 10 yards. Their offensive line easily has to be one of the worst in the league, and Devin Thomas looks like a complete bust, and in pretty much every position, they have zero depth. It's going to be a fun year watching the Skins.
you sound really upset about it
Quote from: ice grillin you on August 23, 2009, 11:42:38 AM
you sound really upset about it
I can't wait. Just like every year, I've had douchebag skins fans telling me about how great they'll be this year. Last year it was Devin Thomas, Malcom Kelly, Fred Davis and Horny for Zorny. The year or two before that it was Randle El and farging Brandon Lloyd. This year is no different.
no words can properly describe how maddeningly awful racist fans are
So whatever happened to the Michael Vick going to the taterskins thing? Were those clowns stupid enough to take him?
you honestly think the taterskins are going to carry two negros at QB?
i think they would try to pass Jason Campbell off as a halfer
They signed one of the dead pitbulls instead. Fans are really excited about his tenacity.
Got this today in my office e-mail:
Quote
Is anyone interested in a pair of tickets for this Friday's Pre-Season NFL game with New England at Washington? My sister has a pair that are on the top level, around the 10-yard line, two seats from the aisle (Section 423). She paid $100 a piece for them, but she now can't go, and is willing to let them go for $100 for the pair.
Yay for altruism.
Thanks to Penn State Fan Talk who first broke the news
Athletic director Fred Glass has confirmed that Indiana will give up a home game against Penn State to play at FedEx Field field in Lanover, MD for $3 million.
Neutral site conference games is nothing new. Talks are already underway between Illinois and Northwestern to play a conference game at Wrigley Field. Most often than not, money is the biggest driving force behind a relocation of a conference game especially a home game and it definitely applies in this case as well.
Considering how Indiana makes less than $1 million a game at Memorial Stadium, the opportunity to make $3 million on the back of the heavy Penn State presence in the DC/Maryland/Virginia area makes this an amazing deal for them. FedEx Field is home to the Washington taterskins and countless Penn State alums which will make this a virtual home game for the Lions. With the largest seating capacity in pro sports in the country, FedEx field will provide 91,704 opportunities for Penn State fans that have been relocated to the Eastern seaboard to catch the Nittany Lions in action.
And think of all the advantages this will have on recruiting. Penn State, or Larry Johnson in particular already has a virtual stranglehold on the Virginia/DC/Maryland region. To be able to boast a "neutral site" game and have recruits see firsthand all the tradition and pageantry of Penn State football while with their families, teammates and friends right in their own backyard is invaluable.
It seems as if Indiana has the exact same idea in mind.
But Glass is hopeful that East Coast Indiana fans will also show up in large numbers. As part of the deal, Indiana has to sell 7,000 tickets. Glass doesn't think that will be a problem.
"You've got tens of thousands of IU grads in the area around D.C.," Glass said. "It's an area we want to recruit. And the players get the chance to play in a professional stadium."
I'm not as optimistic as Glass on Indiana being able to sell out its allotment of 7,000, but there will be plenty of Lion fans willing to snatch them up seeing as FedEx field is only 3 and a half hours away from Beaver Stadium.
IN
lol at maybe not being able to sell 7% of the stadium
For IU its 2 million more bucks than they would normally get, and for PSU its another home game. For the skins its money in Danny Boy's pockets
and for IGY it's seashell necklace and 'hey brah' time
Quotesee firsthand all the tradition and pageantry of Penn State football while with their families, teammates and friends right in their own backyard is invaluable
lol at this. give me a break.
For IGY, they'll probably get a huge recruiting boost from this in the area that LJ Sr does so well in already.
not so much a huge boost but they need to regain some ground...maryland just got back carl franklin who is their version of larry johnson and hes really made a difference the last couple years and has out recruited penn state in the area
Riggo Discusses Twitter and the Skins
Two men on Twitter. The best part of John Riggins's early experiments with Twitter? That I had to ask him for some mild help understanding his 140-character blasts. Even as every athlete plus their fourth cousin has started twittering, there haven't been terribly many references to the Stepford Wives. So what, for example, did Riggo mean by bringing that up when discussing last weekend's preseason Skins broadcast?
"Mind control," he said. "Everyone on the broadcast team felt like they were a member of the Stepford Wives. That's what it felt like I was watching. Everything was beautiful, every player on the team is all-world, this team does nothing wrong."
Or in tweeting that the broadcast made him think of Robert Shaw's Battle of the Bulge?
"There was a shot of Snyder and Zorn," Riggins recalled. "Snyder was wearing the taterskins hat with a parka on. Right away you think tank commander . He was right in the middle of it. In fact, I couldn't tell who the head coach was and who was the bystander."
Or this Tweet, about Jason Campbell: "JC showing signs of offseason turmoil, pressure mounting, when you shoot at the king; must kill him."
Again, being dull, I asked for an explanation.
"Management of the taterskins went after the king," Riggins said. "They took a shot at him, a couple times in fact, botched both attempts, and ended up with now a shaken king. Point being, is the king going to be able to perform with all the pressure that keeps mounting? Maybe I've got to be a little more straightforward."
No way. Anyhow, will the king be able to perform?
"If you're down to 90 seconds on the clock and you need a touchdown, is Jason Campbell that guy? Is he gonna take you down the field. I'd have to say I have my doubts."
And Riggo on the Skins this year?
"I'm not gonna give you a number, but it looks to me like more losses than wins. I just think it's more of the same, basically."
Riggins is and always has been the farging man.
Pats/Skins on CBS right now
i'll wait until tonight and get some realistic and unbiased opinions from the experts over at es.
Without reading ES, I'm gonna make an assumption that Greg Blache is being patted on the ass over there pretty heavily after reading this on PFT...
QuoteGreg Blache blitzes the media
Posted by Mike Florio on August 29, 2009 7:51 PM ET
Dan Steinberg of D.C. Sports Bog passes along an interesting video from the postgame coverage of Friday night's Patriots-taterskins game.
In it, Trevor Matich of CSN asks taterskins defensive coordinator Greg Blache a seemingly innocuous question about the team's pass rush (which, for the most part during the first half against the Pats, was more like a pass watch).
Blache interpreted the query as an exercise in passive-aggression. And so Blache responded with a little aggression-aggression.
It's not quite Denny Green stuff, but in a season that has yet to feature many memorable sound bites from coaches, it's the best thing we've seen to date.
They loathe the media on ES...I'll mosey on over later tonight and see what those assfargs have been up to
QuoteASHBURN, Va. -- Washington taterskins fullback Mike Sellers apologized Saturday for throwing the American flag to the ground during lineup introductions before an exhibition game against the New England Patriots.
"I meant no disrespect," he said.
Sellers said he acted in the "heat of the moment" Friday night.
He said he's aware of proper conduct when it comes to the flag and should have known better, having grown up in an Army family.
The taterskins last year began a routine in which the last person introduced before a game runs out of the tunnel hoisting the American flag.
Sellers carried the flag to midfield, then flung it down near the 50-yard line before joining his teammates in a midfield huddle.
Linebacker Robert Hanson removed the flag from the turf.
"I made a mistake by setting it down the way I did, and I apologize if I offended anybody out there," Sellers said. "I was asked to bring it out, last minute, didn't know who to give it to. I got hyped up and put the flag down. It was in the heat of the moment."
A rather minor infraction, but I can't allow a taterskin to farg up without it being reported on :CF
the fact that the american flag is treated better and considered more important than actual american people is sickening
Quote from: ice grillin you on August 29, 2009, 10:38:10 PM
the fact that the american flag is treated better and considered more important than actual american people is sickening
when the flag starts popping out a bunch of kids and becoming a drain on society then i'll start bitching about how it's treated. not to mention that people generally treat each other like ass. so if you have a problem with how people are treated, take it up with those around you.
there really isn't much to flag etiquette. don't let it touch the ground. fold it properly when not in use. when it frays or shows signs of wear, get a new one. dispose of the old one properly. if you don't know how to, call a local boy scout troop, vfw, american legion, marine corps league or any other veterans group.
the people (not you) that care if a flag is folded properly generally could less about other people
ah, i see what you mean now.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on August 29, 2009, 11:20:32 PM
dispose of the old one properly. if you don't know how to, call a local boy scout troop, vfw, american legion, marine corps league or any other veterans group.
How the hell are any of them going to help me sew it into a two-piece bikini?
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/09/01/AR2009090103984.html?hpid=topnews
Quote from: ice grillin you on August 28, 2009, 10:58:03 AM
Riggo Discusses Twitter and the Skins
Riggins/Portis beef (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/trainingcamp09/news/story?id=4437925)
I hear they have incredible make-up sex.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on August 29, 2009, 11:20:32 PMthere really isn't much to flag etiquette. don't let it touch the ground. fold it properly when not in use. when it frays or shows signs of wear, get a new one. dispose of the old one properly. if you don't know how to, call a local boy scout troop, vfw, american legion, marine corps league or any other veterans group.
the day I pay that kind of respect to an icon of any kind is the day I die. farg flags, colors, etc.
The Eagles uniform is the farthest I go down that road thanks.
I don't let the icons on my desktop background touch the rolling green hills.
since 2005, the taterskins have sued their season-ticket holders 137 times (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/09/02/AR2009090203887.html?hpid=topnews&sid=ST2009090104025)
QuoteIn 2006, Jorge R. Vasquez Sr., 47, was in jail for embezzlement and wrote to both the Washington Nationals and the taterskins to say he could no longer keep his tickets. He had three loge seats at FedEx and a six-year contract that began in 2003.
The baseball team wrote back to offer him free tickets, according to a letter he sent to the court. The taterskins sued him $12,914.
:-D
Quote from: Sgt PSN on August 29, 2009, 11:20:32 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on August 29, 2009, 10:38:10 PM
the fact that the american flag is treated better and considered more important than actual american people is sickening
when the flag starts popping out a bunch of kids and becoming a drain on society then i'll start bitching about how it's treated. not to mention that people generally treat each other like ass. so if you have a problem with how people are treated, take it up with those around you.
there really isn't much to flag etiquette. don't let it touch the ground. fold it properly when not in use. when it frays or shows signs of wear, get a new one. dispose of the old one properly. if you don't know how to, call a local boy scout troop, vfw, american legion, marine corps league or any other veterans group.
i thought you just burned it?
Well no, you have to make sure it burns well by wiping your ass with it.
(http://media3.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/photo/2009/09/03/PH2009090301843.jpg)
Since 1962, Pat Hill has been a taterskins fan. She still is even though they sued her and won when she couldn't make payments on a 10-yr contract for taterskins season tickets. She's a 73-year-old realtor and making $400 a month in social security after the housing crash. Hill on her couch, among a small sampling of her memorabilia, uses tissues to wipe the tears while she recalls the lawsuit. She's hoping Dan Snyder will listen to her story and her willingness to pay when the recession has passed.
Mr. Snyder is a businessman. Sometimes in business you have to make tough choices. This appears to be one of them. My heart goes out to this poor lady but rules are rules. Money is money. The Washington taterskins are a class organization with the most devoted fans in the world and this lady proves it. Though things may seem tough now, she had many decades as an official taterskins Season Ticket Holder-- as high an honor as one can amass as a truly devoted fan of the Burgundy and Gold. She should be grateful and should feel lucky to have gone to as many games as she did. I know I would.
B+. Lost points for lack of mentioning the words Zorny, I cried too, and Sean Taylor.
ha and ha
Quote from: Munson on September 03, 2009, 05:05:21 PM
B+. Lost points for lack of mentioning the words Zorny, I cried too, and Sean Taylor.
Holy shtein. Munson posted something funny. Immediately after MDS posted something funny.
Apocalypse.
munsons was painfully obvious and not the least bit funny and the lil guys was copied and pasted off ES
in other words no and no
What have we told you about your ability to judge humor?
If they have a 160,000 person waiting list for tickets, then how are they losing money when 1 person decides they can't buy thier tickets anymore?
If you read the story it seems like most of these idiots didn't even bother going to the hearing, and so got a judgement againt them for everything that the other side wanted, which is what happens when you don't go to your court case. If they had hired a zesty lawyer for $100 an hour, they would have saved themselves thousands.
However, like when you give up your apartment early, if they sell the tickets, or rent your apartment then you aren't liable for the total amount, just what they lost out.
So again, if they have a 160,000 person waiting list, how do they not just sell these tickets instantly?
Quote from: ice grillin you on September 03, 2009, 06:56:31 PM
munsons was painfully obvious and not the least bit funny and the lil guys was copied and pasted off ES
in other words no and no
it was said he "posted" it not wrote it. plus, that was a complete paragraph.
everyone knows that if there is not misspellings, excessive comma use and fragmented sentences it's not the work of MDS
it still wasnt funny
not lifted from ES but lifted from hahafunnyhaha, my alter ego.
and if igy says something aint funny doesnt that automatically qualify it as funny?
Pretty much.
i thought hahafunnyhaha was banned?
not in his soul
great piece from boswell this morning....my morning paper reading on the train this week has been magic
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/09/03/AR2009090303498.html?hpid=artslot
that was a great article
pure gold
beautiful. im sure igys pants were a bit wet.
(http://media3.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/photo/2009/09/03/PH2009090303500.jpg)
QuoteThis lady just seems a little sketchy to me.
QuoteWasn't making any judgment on what the team did
Quotebut how much of it is due to the Skins' actions and how much is due to this woman's INaction is not clear.
QuoteI'm sure this lady didn't do her due diligence and respond to the many letters that must have been sent to her.
QuoteAnd why shouldn't the taterskins be able to sue fans?...That would be just as ludicrious as saying "real" fans shouldn't sue the taterskins lol.
QuoteOh my gosh. Cry me a ****ing river Boswell. That was the biggest load of **** I have ever read in my life.
QuoteIn business or in sports, dysfunction takes a thousand forms. But it usually starts at the top then leaches down, corrosively into the core product.
Very true and as we've seen this works in the world of government, too. I wish this article had been written five years ago. It could have been.
Good article, nicely portrays everything we've already known.
Colt Brennan was put on IR with a hamstring injury
And Daniel was released. Dominant college QBs for the lose.
I laughed heartily at Boswell's column until I came across this passage...
QuoteThis is the kind of unconscious affection that bad owners prey upon. To them, we're better than mere customers. We're their marks, their suckers, branded from childhood with the team logo. And the worst of them exploit it shamelessly, though they had nothing to do with the creation of that loyalty.
... and then the laughing stopped.
He could have just as easily been talking about Lurie there.
Quote from: Rome on September 05, 2009, 04:33:50 PM
I laughed heartily at Boswell's column until I came across this passage...
QuoteThis is the kind of unconscious affection that bad owners prey upon. To them, we're better than mere customers. We're their marks, their suckers, branded from childhood with the team logo. And the worst of them exploit it shamelessly, though they had nothing to do with the creation of that loyalty.
... and then the laughing stopped.
He could have just as easily been talking about Lurie there.
or pretty much every owner of any pro sports team.
I posted that blurb about Brennan in Steuber's forum on the EMB.
LOL @ Pro Bowl quarterback.
Jesus...
:-D
More proof the gimicky college QBs don't make it
Daniel, Brennan, Timmy Chang (sorry Don Ho), Graham Harrell, etc
florio has the skins in the big game
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2009/09/10/titans-steelers-tonight-taterskins-steelers-in-february/
I thought no one should ever read Florio
Quote from: ice grillin you on September 10, 2009, 04:50:13 PM
florio has the skins in the big game
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2009/09/10/titans-steelers-tonight-taterskins-steelers-in-february/
QuoteNow that we're part of the semi-legitimate media, we need to behave like the semi-legitimate media and pretend that we know what we're talking about when it comes to predicting the teams that will make it to the postseason.
fail.
and lol @ this reader comment:
QuoteCranbo says:
September 10, 2009 4:48 PM
Hail to the taterskins!
Washington's a lot better than people are giving them credit for.
They'll outdo the Giants this weekend, even though the G-Men are tough they're about to find out what happens when you don't have a receiver that dictates coverage physically combined with an erratic quarterback.
Florio, you're back on the Christmas Card list.
yup, because if there's a fan out there who knows all about teams with lack luster recievers and erratic qb play, it's a taterskins fan.
Skins try and buy off the old lady from that story last week, still come off like dicks:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/09/04/AR2009090404119_2.html (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/09/04/AR2009090404119_2.html)
skins schedule is ridiculously easy....they have a guaranteed 6 wins without even showing up...just go 4-6 in their other 10 and they got double digit wins...i dont know about superbowl but they have as good a chance to win the division as any of the other three teams.....their defense is gonna be a monster
and as i mentioned in another thread them getting 6.5 on sunday is almost to easy
easy? not too sure what schedule youre looking at because the 2nd half of the season is what really counts for any team for the playoffs
and they have Eagles before the bye, then after their bye week they have 4 more divisional games, San Diego and New Orleans
for real i don't see how the skins schedule is easy. their last 7 games are pretty brutal other than the raiders game. which they will lose anyway.
Easy in the eyes of an Extremeskins.com taterskins fan, like Havas.
stop buying into his act. its tough to resist but stop. i know hes all hot and stuff. i know.
Mikey is tRollin dirty
stl
det
tb
kc
oak
den
their last seven have no and sd but the rest are division games....and the division is ultra competitive but not tough...hell they swept the eagles last year and skins are better and eagles are worse now
plus no one has a harder stretch than the eagles mid year johnson
How are the taterskins better than last year? Haynesworth isn't worth 2 or 3 wins there, Havas. They still have a zesty unconfident QB, zesty WR's, and a RB that has touched the ball more times then anyone else in the league the last few years who is now 30.
haynesworth and dockery automatically make them better than last year
they had the 4th best defense in the nfl last year and added haynesworth...that doesnt make them better??
and admitedly hes a questionmark but deangelo hall for a whole year if he plays to his potential is an all pro
show me a weakness on their defense and make an argument as to why they wont be one of the very best in the nfl
the weakness in washington's defense is it's offense, specifically the o-line. if they don't block for portis and the burden falls on campbell, then that defense is going to be worn out by week 6.
but yeah, position by position, the skins are very stout on defense.
agreed
im just saying the skins offense is a questionmark but their defense is all league
why are they any worse than the eagles whose defense is a train wreck and offense is good
im not even sayin the skins are going to win the division or anything but to automatically put them in last like everyone is is just ridiculous....as i said they have as good a chance at winning the division as the eagles do....tho i give the birds a slight advantage because they have a better qb
CB depth
OL questions (Thomas' health, Stephon Heyer at RT, Rabach still good?)
Jason Campbell
WR behind Moss; who? Will one of the second year guys step up?
Philip Daniels and Andre Carter at DE
Orakpo being converted to SAM rather than keeping his hand on the ground
Greg Blache
Jim Zorn
The one that makes me scratch my head the most is the Orakpo one. Why in the hell, with the rubbish they have at DE, not want him in that position?
They have a lot of questions, igy.
no more or less questions than the eagles
and their defense which is what usually wins games is light years better than the birds
i think its comes down to the eagles qb vs the skins D
but over an entire season ill put my money on the skins defense
No doubt the Eagles have questions, I don't dispute that. But I do challenge your statement that the Skins have some all-pro defense that they're ready to unleash on unsuspecting teams.
they were a top 5 defense last year lost no one and gained haynesworth arguably the best defensive player in the nfl and deangelo hall
You're pretty high on DeAngelo Hall, eh? May I ask why?
no im not....but hes a huge upgrade over what they had last year...and if he isnt a douchebag hes an all pro corner
but he is a douche
skins always look halfway decent on paper. the stats say they have a good d but they always lose games 13-10 or 21-17 or something. its a loser franchise and a loser qb. they wont suck but wont win the division. kind of like the eagles.
Quote from: ice grillin you on September 12, 2009, 01:39:09 AM
no im not....but hes a huge upgrade over what they had last year...and if he isnt a douchebag hes an all pro corner
He was there for 7 games last year and produced two picks. And they still have Rogers and Smoot. Who were there last year.
And Rogers is 28 and those clowns are still hoping he'll prove worthy of the high pick
smoot is a disgrace
and hall didnt play full time for the first three games
and lol @ hating on rogers....dood is legit...hes not an all pro but hes an all pro level corner....if he could learn to actually catch the ball hed hed be a first teamer
lololol at your assessment on Rogers. He's average at best.
http://www.extremeskins.com/showthread.php?t=298430
QuotePlease help: Sean taylor's mother is in risk of being put out of her home!
http://www.taterskins.com/gen/articles/ExtremeSkins_Fan_View__Now_You_Know_50578.jsp
If you were wondering where Art has gone...
QuoteThe taterskins are, simply, better than the Giants and better than most teams.
The taterskins with Jason Campbell, the worst QB in the division, are a 7-9 to 9-7 team, barring injury. We know this. We've seen it. Just happened.
The taterskins with Jason Campbell, the best QB in the division, are a 12-4 team, give or take one.
Sure, it helps that after 18 or so months our man Jimmy Z. apparently looked up when Jason Campbell threw a long pass and said, "Gosh, that guy has a big arm, I should put in more plays that do that." It doesn't matter that Campbell's deep ball is often thrown as deftly as Stevie Wonder stepping over a puddle.
what is his email
I don't want to say Zorn is retarted but....
(http://media.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/sports/photo/zornfacerockstar.JPG)
i got mail yaaaaaaay
I'm going to Hawaii, Yaaaaaay
That means I can bring two of my friends. Yaaaaaay!
well now, nice to see art is still as objective as ever on extreme. :-D
Has anyone gone through that thread for Sean Taylor's mother. It's hilarious.
did that nappy headed ho die too?
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4474771
With a bunch of liberals in office, it might actually stick.
/change
QuoteRanked 21st offense and defense, Hmmmm 21
Can 21 be our Lucky Number, remember who wore number 21! Can we all just pull together and lets feed off the positive and lets understand that we can make a difference from the support and praise of your team.. Yes we can be arm chair quarterbacks and yes we should point out inconsistencies but do it in a manner to say Hey! We Love our Team, We love our Players and we support you! You are the Washington taterskins and we are your 12th Man. I did not see the lack of effort! You have to praise someone like Hall that called himself out! Give the Leaders on this team a chance to rally around. They fought hard and still had a chance to win......
Remember #21. Now lets go kick some butts this weekend. Lets shut them down to below 200 yards of Offense for Shawn Taylor #21 and let our Offense score 30 or More!!
Go Skins! We Believe!
does art eat "E" like cheerios ?
http://www.extremeskins.com/showthread.php?t=299299
QuoteIf The taterskins give up on JC, Donovan McNabb will be our next QB
I believe Jason Campbell is the answer and he will get an extension midway through the season. BUT, if I'm wrong and JC is not here next year, I believe Donovan McNabb will be our starting QB in 2010.
Obviously if Campbell is not resigned, we will be drafting a QB of the future in next years draft. The Eagles just signed Jeff Garcia due to the Broken Rib of McNabb. I don't see McNabb coming back from that injury and playing the QB position at a high level.
More than likely Kolb will start this week (to give Garcia a couple weeks to prepare) and Garcia will be the starter in either week 3 or maybe week 5 after their bye week.
Garcia did a great job in the Eagle's system a couple years ago, and has many years under his belt in the west coast offense. It is also well documented that Philly has been highly critical of McNabb in the past and didn't give him the contract extension he wanted.
Michael Vick was given a contract worth 1.5 million the first year and 5 or 6 million the second year. This tells me he is a two year project and will either be cut after the first year, or be the Eagle's starting QB the second year (you don't pay a back up QB 6 million dollars for one year)
Either way, I see either Garcia or Vick being the Eagle's starter next year. There will be no room for McNabb and the Eagles will either cut or trade him (he only will have 1 year left on his contract)
The taterskins, with their new rookie QB will look to add a solid vet. for a year or two while their rookie QB matures and learns the offense. Danny wont be able to resist the urge to go out and get high profile QB Donovan McNabb, who has spent his whole NFL career in the west coast offense.
QuoteI don't know, something tells me this won't happen. I think McNabb is done with football, period. You just don't break your ribs twice and continue to be a QB in this league at his age. Any age for that matter. I would be very surprised if McNabb didn't fully retire at the end of this season.
QuoteWon't happen. McNabb would want too much money for a guy his age that has been physically and psychologically beaten the way he has in his career. The taterskins have proved that they've at least learned one thing and that is to stay away from pricey aged vets
:-D
Please tell me Sassy or hahafunnyhaha posted that
Quoteon't happen. McNabb would want too much money for a guy his age that has been physically and psychologically beaten the way he has in his career. The taterskins have proved that they've at least learned one thing and that is to stay away from pricey aged vets
Is that guy totally oblivious or totally funnier than all of us?
Quote from: Munson on September 16, 2009, 05:24:36 PM
Please tell me Sassy or hahafunnyhaha posted that
sassy forgot his password. :(
and lol @ those idiots for thinking that a fractured rib is some sort of career altering injury.
But it happened twice! He broke bones twice!!
QuoteI just started reading the follow up to The Da Vinci Code. It takes place in Washington during January. The best part is that the taterskins and in the playoffs. It's great because it really captures the excitement of the whole town come taterskins playoff football.
Sadly I need a work of fiction to remind me of how that feels.
we do not need to start this again. my eyes can only take so much.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IInU3PgwFVc&feature=related
BodyBag Game clips
Quotedon't know, something tells me this won't happen. I think McNabb is done with football, period. You just don't break your ribs twice and continue to be a QB in this league at his age. Any age for that matter. I would be very surprised if McNabb didn't fully retire at the end of this season.
this is hilarious.
4th & 1 at the STL 2 yardline, up 9-7:
C.Portis left end to STL 4 for -2 yards
No TDs against quite possibly the worst defense in the NFL.
ZORNY
They also probably lost their start guard, Randy Thomas for the year. Going into the season, after not drafting or adding any O-line depth, the big concern was an injury. All the sports radio down here has been saying, "one big injury to the o-line, and this team is done."
Hopefully it will be fun to watch. The team is god awful. Especially on offense.
So how's the Super Bowl talk on ES?
I'm going over to make myself feel better.
My money looks pretty safe this year. Igy will be a little less rich after this season.
http://voices.washingtonpost.com/dcsportsbog/2009/09/so_is_it_really_time_to_boo_th_1.html
http://www.extremeskins.com/showthread.php?t=300067
QuoteSo while I'd probably wait until the team had actually lost before unleashing the most powerful weapon in the fan's arsenal (possibly besides a beer bong), I can go either way on the halftime booing. But booing the team after they actually won the game, as taterskins fans did on Sunday? Even as the team was in victory formation on the field, loudly expressing your guttural unhappiness. That I just don't get.
"I thought it was a shame, to be honest with you," said Chris Cooley, arguably the team's most popular player. "You take a win when you can get it. And there's a lot of good players, and there's a lot of good teams in this league. I think Washington prides themselves on being the best fans, and I think that they should try to be the best fans. We won. I understand they wanted us to beat the Rams by 40, but we still won, and we if we continue to win games, that's great. Booing's unnecessary."
QuotePerhaps the most animated player was backup linebacker Robert Henson, who took to Twitter to repeatedly criticize the home crowd, saying he had never been booed at home like that before, and that his friends on the Rams were also surprised.
"All you fake half hearted Skins fan can .. I won't go there but I dislike you very strongly, don't come to Fed Ex to boo dim wits!!" he wrote, among many other jabs. "The question is who are you to say you know what's best for the team and you work 9 to 5 at Mcdonalds," he wrote later.
lolololol
Always a good idea to tell people not to pay your salary.
Hypersenstive sissies. Take a booing bitches; what the farg do you care?
Being ridiculed makes them less Zorny.
Thankfully we have the taterskins to help make us a little happier after a loss.
Kolb sucks, but at least he doesn't suck like Jason Campbell.
Quote
Expect the Expected
By Thomas Boswell
Monday, September 21, 2009
Wise farmers know that only a fool gets mad at a mule. A donkey is just a donkey. You can't expect it to be a thoroughbred. If you're dumb enough to scream at an ass, then it will be smart enough to sit down in the field and quit working entirely.
You can tell what a football coach thinks about his team by the way he treats it when it frustrates him the way a stubborn mule drives a farmer to the brink of sanity. If he thinks he's got a thoroughbred team, he makes demands and raises his voice. You can hold a thoroughbred to a high standard. If he thinks he's got mules, then you can tell that, too.
Jim Zorn thinks he's got mules, same as last year. Get your patience ready. Nothing in the taterskins' first two games gives any reasonable hopes, as yet, for much change. Prepare for close games, even against the very worst of opponents, as well as a stellar defense that makes any game winnable and an infuriating offense that would make even the most stoic farmer cry.
On Sunday at FedEx Field, as his taterskins barely escaped from the unutterably bad St. Louis Rams (5-29 since '06) by a homely 9-7 margin, Zorn got so frustrated that he ran 50 yards down the sideline, all the way to the goal line, to yell "timeout" at an official.
Yet after the game, after he'd calmed down, after his team had survived its terrible offensive play in the red zone as well as his own rip-up-the-book coaching, Zorn showed his true feelings about his team. And generous emotions they were. Zorn probably has it right. Don't beat this team with a stick. Coax it. Encourage it. Live with its limitations. But that is hardly what the taterskins' ardent fans, or the team's impatient owner, may want from him.
Silence, full of the unspoken anxiety of his players, greeted Zorn as he walked into the locker room after his gamble on fourth and one at the Rams 2-yard line with two minutes to play had failed, but his defense had bailed him out on his failed gamble.
How would he react? That is the question the taterskins always face. How will the fans, the media or the owner react? Will they rant and demand heads? And what will the coach think, because their efforts so often fall short of the demands?
"I feel really good about the win," said Zorn. "When we walked into the locker room, it was quiet. We knew that we under-performed in areas. But we were really good in a lot. We're going to celebrate the victory. We will celebrate what we did well and then we will get back to work. We will get better again next week."
Get better again?
Actually, the taterskins -- especially Zorn's offense -- haven't improved at all, instead falling backwards since midseason last year. Once again, just as in '08, Zorn's biggest problem is the inability of his offensive coordinator to design plays, then call them appropriately, to score inside the 20-yard line. But Zorn is essentially his own final word on all offensive matters. So why yell at his team until he finishes berating himself?
In the most vivid symbol of his frustration, Zorn made as dubious a decision as you'll see, going for it on fourth and one at the Rams 2 with two minutes remaining. The conventional -- some would say "sane" -- reasoning is that you take the easy field goal for a five-point lead and force your foe to go all the way for a touchdown to win. Why get stopped, surrender the ball and risk losing the game on a long field goal -- which statistically is far easier to get than a touchdown in a short amount of time.
The fourth-down gamble failed, but the defense held. So, smile. In the world of hard-fought .500 football, that's not a reprieve, it's a cause, as Zorn said, "to celebrate."
After that celebrating, however, there will be furrowed brows. "I have got to look at this thing very hard because it is my responsibility," he said after 362 yards of offense, and a decent statistical day by Jason Campbell (23 for 35, 242 yards, no turnovers) resulted in only three field goals. "I can wave all kind of magic wands, but I've got to come up the right play and put our guys in the right position."
You almost pity the taterskins' offensive players, so many of whom have been together since well back in the Joe Gibbs II period and are painfully aware of their limits, especially close to the opponent's goal line. When was this team last efficient in the red zone, I asked Antwaan Randle El. Late in '06, maybe?
"I can't even remember when," he said, after trying to think of various games in different years. "Not this year, for sure."
The player at the heart of the problem is Campbell. He can march a team up and down the field reasonably well, as attested by his 84.2 career passer rating. And he is actually the second-best quarterback in NFL history at avoiding interceptions -- just 2.1 percent of his throws get picked off.
But through all 38 of his starts, the same ugly thread has run. He can't get his team across the goal line. Only six times in those 38 games has his offense scored even three touchdowns. And in his starts, the taterskins have averaged 1.72 touchdowns per game with their offense on the field. They lack a tall, talented wide receiver to catch ally-oop passes. Clinton Portis is their only dangerous back, so their goal-line attack lacks variety. Tiny wide receivers Santana Moss and Randle El get erased in heavy traffic. Foes focus on shutting down big tight end Chris Cooley.
All of this, combined with Campbell's bullet passes, which sometimes overpower receivers at close quarters, and his fear of red-zone turnovers -- drilled into him by every offensive coordinator -- has culminated in one stunning statistic.
One of the critical ways to measure an NFL quarterback is his percentage of touchdown passes. In all eras, from Sammy Baugh (6.2 percent of his passes were touchdowns) to the present, the great passers know how to finish a drive. A typical touchdown percentage for a star is between 4.5 percent and 6 percent. Below 4 percent is poor. Zorn himself, as well as ex-taterskins coach Steve Spurrier, were only at 3.5 percent.
Out of all the 219 passers in NFL history who have thrown at least 900 passes, Campbell ranks in a five-way tie for 201st at 3.1 percent. Only 14 quarterbacks, all nonentities, rank lower. Is the flaw in Campbell? Or, as on Sunday, when both Devin Thomas and Mike Sellers missed possible touchdown catches from Campbell, is his paucity of scoring passes merely a reflection of an ill-built red-zone offense?
Give Campbell credit. He soldiers on, year after year explaining why so many drives, so many scoring chances, result in so few points. But it can't be lost on him that even Zorn seems have lost some confidence. In this game, on third and goal from the Rams 5-yard line, Zorn called for a pass -- but not from Campbell. Instead, he had Portis, whose passes are more like shot-puts, make the attempt -- which failed.
"We'll get killed again tomorrow," said Campbell, meaning the inevitable Monday-morning quarterbacking (like this) that is a precious part of Washington life. "Take it for what it's worth.
"Would you rather be on the other side [of 9-7]? Oh, everyone expects a lot [before the game]. But this is the Rams team that broke our season last year [with a 19-17 victory in FedEx]. We'll take the win."
Perhaps all those who hope the taterskins do well should feel that way. It's easy to wish that the taterskins were a better team. But, year after year, they aren't. The same problems and limits define them season after season. Now, if anything, the situation is even more dire with veteran right guard Randy Thomas likely out for the season. The last thing the taterskins needed was a depleted line. "That hurts a lot," Campbell murmured.
For the taterskins and their fans, this is a difficult line to walk. Too much realism seldom helps a football team. How do you convince yourself to take so much physical risk, week after week, simply to be pretty good? The hope of becoming exceptional is the ultimate carrot, even for mules.
"I am very pleased with how much we are progressing," Zorn said.
He said it with a straight face. He's a farmer without a choice.
The Lions are going to win Sunday.
And I can't wait to see how that plays out. I think Danny's head will explode.
if the lions beat the skins, i really don't know if the universe can contain that much awesome.
I hope the coach gets a Gatorade shower.
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 20, 2009, 10:58:50 PM
http://voices.washingtonpost.com/dcsportsbog/2009/09/so_is_it_really_time_to_boo_th_1.html
http://www.extremeskins.com/showthread.php?t=300067
QuoteSo while I'd probably wait until the team had actually lost before unleashing the most powerful weapon in the fan's arsenal (possibly besides a beer bong), I can go either way on the halftime booing. But booing the team after they actually won the game, as taterskins fans did on Sunday? Even as the team was in victory formation on the field, loudly expressing your guttural unhappiness. That I just don't get.
"I thought it was a shame, to be honest with you," said Chris Cooley, arguably the team's most popular player. "You take a win when you can get it. And there's a lot of good players, and there's a lot of good teams in this league. I think Washington prides themselves on being the best fans, and I think that they should try to be the best fans. We won. I understand they wanted us to beat the Rams by 40, but we still won, and we if we continue to win games, that's great. Booing's unnecessary."
QuotePerhaps the most animated player was backup linebacker Robert Henson, who took to Twitter to repeatedly criticize the home crowd, saying he had never been booed at home like that before, and that his friends on the Rams were also surprised.
"All you fake half hearted Skins fan can .. I won't go there but I dislike you very strongly, don't come to Fed Ex to boo dim wits!!" he wrote, among many other jabs. "The question is who are you to say you know what's best for the team and you work 9 to 5 at Mcdonalds," he wrote later.
lolololol
he has since apologized. dook should have stuck to his guns. punk.
http://www.extremeskins.com/showthread.php?t=300139&page=2
This one is good. A thread by that loser Bubba on how the DET newspaper is picking the Lions to win. Bubba argues the Skins have offense, but don't score. People start ripping him and he rationalizes his shtein by saying:
QuoteJust stop it
362 yards, 21 first downs, 35 minutes TOP = Offense
no one is more upset about the lack of points in the red zone, from 2 dropped TD passes, and a fumble, to the horrible predictable play calling inside the ten
but to say there was no offense is utter nonsense
A few shots at the Eagles in there too.
I love that place.
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Neck is fat as her head if not bigger
If someone is working 9 to 5 at McDonalds and has taterskin season tickets then that's like their whole salary going to those players. Or a very large proportion.
Quote from: ATV on September 21, 2009, 03:56:56 PM
If someone is working 9 to 5 at McDonalds and has taterskin season tickets then that's like their whole salary going to those players. Or a very large proportion.
I suspect Snyder keeps a dollar or two.
Lions up 10-0! :-D
Quote from: EagleFeva on September 27, 2009, 02:07:06 PM
Lions up 10-0! :-D
The most damning thing that can be said about the taterskins this season isn't that they are down 10-0 to the Lions, but that it's not a shock that they are down 10-0 to the Lions. The Skins suck.
13-0. And Haynesworth is hurt. :-D
20-7 Detroit with 5:26 left.
pointing, laughing laughing laughing
L-O-L.
That's great.....
I clicked on the last page of the game thread over there....already a bunch of them blaming the refs for the loss.
19-14, 2:36 left... Skins maybe about to try the onsides kick.
Skins have 2:36 and all 3 TO's. Lions are going to have to move the ball.
:-D nice fargin pass, gutsy call :yay
It all comes down to which team wants this loss more.
Horrible call by the ref. knee was down in bounds.
:-D
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha :-D
pointing and motherfarging laughing!
haha racists
The coach isn't their problem and the only way to fire an owner is by not going to the games. Unfortunately they're probably at least a few years away from this, as there are still many loyal morons.
Man, the Skins are even worse than I thought they were. Can't wait to play their sorry asses.
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So, does this make the 'Skins the new Lions?
I think it makes them the new Browns and the Browns the new Lions.
Quote from: ATV on September 27, 2009, 05:10:36 PM
The coach isn't their problem and the only way to fire an owner is by not going to the games. Unfortunately they're probably at least a few years away from this, as there are still many loyal morons.
He sure is.
He's eclipsed Reid in poor clock management, dumb play calling and head scratching decisions and he;s only been on the job for 19 games.
:-D :-D
http://www.extremeskins.com/showthread.php?t=301199
And good ol' Art was there to see it in person...
QuoteGay song -- Detroit has the gayest song ever. Even gayer than the Eagles and fly Eagles fly. I was so stunned I can't even really repeat. With hope they don't score again so I never see it again. I'll let you know.
I guess the Eagles song is gay because it doesn't use manly racist phrases like "Braves on the warpath!" and "Fight for old Dixie!"
I'm not saying Zorn is a great coach. Who knows. Riggins always tells it like it is...
John Riggins: In a series of post-game Tweets, he wrote this: "There are team specific issues for sure and some individual issues for sure but the owner ultimately is a loser and you can't fix that...as the owner alot on the line in Detroit u invite Tom Cruise to the game and he is chatting up your Coach! what does this tell us about YOU!....u r Zorn..Head Coach..in Detroit...alot on the line....and u r chatting up TomKat before the game...what does that tell us about YOU!"
haha
happy bday igy
http://www.extremeskins.com/showthread.php?t=301260
Good stuff
I can count to potato.
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best pic
Oh god.
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golden
Quote from: PhillyPhanInDC on September 28, 2009, 01:02:12 PM
Oh god.
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:-D
Skins fans across the bar were awfully quiet yesterday, especially around 4:00.
Highlight of the year as far as I'm concerned.
http://www.extremeskins.com/showthread.php?t=301604
The missing ingredient is Sean Taylor!
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 28, 2009, 02:51:44 PM
http://www.extremeskins.com/showthread.php?t=301604
The missing ingredient is Sean Taylor!
here's an awesome sig from one of the dumbasses over there:
QuoteCampbell Week 3: 27-41, 65.8%, 340 Yards, 2 TD, 1 Int, 21 Rush Yards, 0 Fumble Lost
Campbell 2009 Season (To Date) 69-102, 67.6%, 793 Yards, 3 TD, 2 Int, 65 Rush Yards, 1 Fumble Lost
*****
Campbell 2008 Season: 315-506, 62.3%, 3245 Yards, 13 TD's, 6 Int's, 258 Yards Rushing, 1 Fumble Lost
Campbell 2009 Season (Projected) 368-544, 67.6%, 4,229 Yards, 16 TD's, 11 Int's, 347 Yards Rushing, 5 Fumbles Lost
Verdict (Ongoing) Campbell is Improving
the projected numbers for this season are mind blowing. i don't what's funnier, thinking that he'll throw for 4200 yards or that he'll do that and somehow only throw 16 td's.
those people over there are farging rediculous.
http://www.extremeskins.com/showthread.php?t=301696
:-D
A thread about someone spotting Snyder's plane in Denver....speculation runs wild that The Dan is there courting Shanahan
Sweet. We should think about what other rumors we can start over there.
I hear they're offering a 2nd and Cooley for Kolb. Run with that.
QuoteHolmgren eyeballing D.C.?
Posted by Mike Florio on September 29, 2009 8:36 PM ET
Former Packers and Seahawks coach Mike Holmgren has been making no bones about his desire to return to the NFL in 2010.
And we've been hearing for months rumors that Holmgren would be very interested in becoming the next coach of the Washington taterskins.
Earlier today, Peter King of SI.com provided some meat for that bone, in an appearance with Chris Russo of Mag Dog Unleashed on Sirius XM Radio.
"I've heard a lot of people say in the last few days, 'Oh, Holmgren wouldn't want to go to Washington,'" King said. "Keep one thing in mind in December when all this stuff starts to go down. Remember where you heard this. Mike Holmgren last year, Thanksgiving weekend, I'm sitting in his office in Seattle and he says, 'You know, I'm going to take this next year off but after that I'll give you a cool little theory for what I might do.' I said, 'What?' And he says, 'I've coached in the Midwest with Green Bay and I grew up playing and coaching out west -- Brigham Young, the 49ers, Seattle.' And he said, 'I'd really love to try the East Coast. That brand of football where you wake up on Sunday morning and it's the most important thing. There aren't 800 things to do. Where you're in East Rutherford or Philly or Washington and it's so important.'
"He said, 'I'd really love to try football on the East Coast.' So do not eliminate Mike Holmgren when you start talking about coaching candidates for [taterskins owner] Dan Snyder."
So we think it'll be Holmgren and Shanahan jockeying for position in D.C., and the taterskins and Cowboys in a possible tug of war to get their preferred candidate.
That's why we don't rule out the 'Skins launching the process before the end of the season, in order to get a crack at Holmgren or Shanahan, before Jerry Jones does
I hope he goes there, ES gets all fired up, and the inevitable failure happens.
On another note, his quote about how football is viewed on the East Coast fires me up because it makes me realize how lucky I am to be from a city who cares so much about sports.
I couldn't imagine being from a city like Houston, or even worse Miami, where they simply don't give a shtein.
yeah, miami would totally suck. i couldn't imagine trying to fill the sports void in my life with miami beaches, nightlife and smoking hot latina women who will do anything for a green card.
I know that, because it'd be the same as being from San Diego.
But I'm talking about sports only.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on September 29, 2009, 11:34:55 PM
smoking hot latina women who will do anything for a green card.
phreak knows a bit about that one
lol....pretty much.
QuoteWhy is there so much angst among Skins fans?
September 30, 2009 1:00 PM
Posted by ESPN.com's Matt Mosley
Let's face it: The taterskins have one of the most frustrated fan bases in the league right now, and a lot of that has to do with their past success.
Longtime Beast and Hashmarks enthusiast Dan Steinberg of the D.C. Sports Bog looked at some numbers this morning that illustrate just how agonizing things have been over the past decade or so.
* Here's what other teams in the division have done since the taterskins last won an NFC East title. Eagles: five division titles, two wild cards, 10-7 in the playoffs, one NFC title. Giants: Three NFC East titles, three wild cards, 6-5 playoff record, two NFC titles, one Super Bowl title. Cowboys: One NFC title, two wild cards, 0-3 in the playoffs. taterskins: Two wild cards, 1-2 in the playoffs.
* It's been nine years since the taterskins hosted a playoff game, which is the fourth-longest drought in the league. The taterskins have also gone 18 years since winning a Super Bowl, which is the seventh-longest gap for a team owning a world title.
* I think there would be even more angst had the Cowboys won a playoff game in the past 13 years. taterskins fans dislike/hate the Cowboys more than any team in the division. I think fans have taken some solace in the fact that the Cowboys have gone through a similar drought. But it still feels like the taterskins are the most dysfunctional team in the division. Is that fair to say?
QuoteHaynesworth: Tampa was too tempting
September 30, 2009 12:30 PM
Posted by ESPN.com's Pat Yasinskas
Haynesworth
TAMPA, Fla. -- Albert Haynesworth just finished a very interesting conference call with the Tampa Bay media. It's been well documented that the Bucs were a player for Haynewsorth in free agency.
The taterskins got him and Haynesworth said part of his choice came down to the fact he thought Tampa was too nice. Seriously.
"Tampa was probably my first choice," Haynesworth said. "It was kind of a repeat of when I was coming out of college where (Georgia) was my first choice and I went to Tennessee. I like water, I like boats and I like sun. Coming to Tampa, there was a whole lot there. I have a whole offseason. If I went to Tampa, it would have been too much of a mix."
Haynesworth also admitted the Bucs offered more money than the taterskins.
"They really came after me hard in the few hours they had," Haynesworth said. "After I told the taterskins that I was going to come to the taterskins, (the Bucs) made their strongest stand. They offered more than taterskins. But I said I was here."
The logic continued to be a little offbeat throughout the conference call. Haynesworth apparently didn't think a lot about the fact Florida has no state income tax before signing with the taterskins.
"I made more money last year with Tennessee," Haynesworth said.
youre doing awesome Al--keep up the good work.
when detroit and st louis run for over 100 yds against you that means you just robbed your employer
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 30, 2009, 01:19:14 PM
QuoteWhy is there so much angst among Skins fans?
September 30, 2009 1:00 PM
Posted by ESPN.com's Matt Mosley
Let's face it: The taterskins have one of the most frustrated fan bases in the league right now, and a lot of that has to do with their past success.
Longtime Beast and Hashmarks enthusiast Dan Steinberg of the D.C. Sports Bog looked at some numbers this morning that illustrate just how agonizing things have been over the past decade or so.
* Here's what other teams in the division have done since the taterskins last won an NFC East title. Eagles: five division titles, two wild cards, 10-7 in the playoffs, one NFC title. Giants: Three NFC East titles, three wild cards, 6-5 playoff record, two NFC titles, one Super Bowl title. Cowboys: One NFC title, two wild cards, 0-3 in the playoffs. taterskins: Two wild cards, 1-2 in the playoffs.
* It's been nine years since the taterskins hosted a playoff game, which is the fourth-longest drought in the league. The taterskins have also gone 18 years since winning a Super Bowl, which is the seventh-longest gap for a team owning a world title.
* I think there would be even more angst had the Cowboys won a playoff game in the past 13 years. taterskins fans dislike/hate the Cowboys more than any team in the division. I think fans have taken some solace in the fact that the Cowboys have gone through a similar drought. But it still feels like the taterskins are the most dysfunctional team in the division. Is that fair to say?
Lets not forget that since the 1997 season, every team in the NFC has made it to the NFC Championship game.... except for Dallas, Washington and Detroit.
Point, laugh, repeat.
http://www.extremeskins.com/showthread.php?t=301934
Ah, yes...the ol' "blessing in disguise loss" talk. There are also threads on the front page asking what happens if they go 11-5...
QuoteWhile watching Californication on my laptop I saw the taterskins come up on my muted TV on Fox 5 news and a random thought came over me. Could this loss have really been a blessing in disguise?
Quoteme and my girlfriend were talking about this today. i showed her what Fletcher tweeted and she was like, "could you imagine if this was a wake-up call and the skins went on a crazy super bowl run. it would be amazing"
all this stuff in the media HAS to light a fire under your butt. no one that has made it to the NFL is fine with being labeled a "loser"
QuoteThis is called a good-bad lose. The ego's will have to be left at the door and the individuals will learn there is no "I" in the word "TEAM". The leaders on the team will step up and hold each other accountable. We will be 4-2 and turn this around.
QuotePart of me was hoping for the Lions to win so that this may happen
QuoteMike Florio ( I HATE HIM)
Still thinks the skins will make a run and this is the spark they needed, and he is usually right on stuff like this.
I thought scoring no touchdowns against St. Louis would have been the blessing in disguise that they needed.
By the end of the season the taterskins should be a very blessed team.
George Michael, not the homo from WHAM!, rips into Snyder and Cerrato
http://voices.washingtonpost.com/dcsportsbog/2009/10/george_michael_on_why_fans_hat.html#more
:-D
hahafunnyhaha did not like that and made it known
13 minutes to go in the first quarter, and the Skins are already down 7-0 to the mighty Josh Johnson and his Bucs. And the Skins received the opening kickoff.
:-D :-D
ES is in full meltodown mode.
Campbell has two picks and a fumble already.
IGY's boy, the "all-pro" Carlos Rogers just dropped a huge INT.
TB driving again.
:-D
They finally score a red zone TD (by going for it on 4th earlier because their punter is hurt) and the XP is blocked by Ronde Barber.
10-9 Bucs
so cooley catches the tying TD pass and Suisham misses the extra point? awesome
What's the attendance?
A lot of empty seats and booing.
Campbell with his third pick to Aqib Talib....4 total turnovers by Campbell today. :-D
1st and goal for the Bucs.
And they falter.
Oh my god Nugent sucks...barely makes like a 24yd FG.
16-13
Should be 19-16 because of shtein Nugget's missed FGs
lol barely beat tampa. congrats.
Disgusting.
TB fumbles the ball and taterskins recover.
They are going to win.
16-13
Beat.
I cannot wait for the Eagles to beat this team by 30 points in DC.
They are going to feel all confident at 3-3 after beating KC. I hope we annihilate them.
I take some satisfaction in the Bucs losing. Hate the Bucs, and anything that can keep zorney there on life support is ok by me.
More delicious dysfunction from good ol' DC...
1. They hired Sherman Lewis as a consultant. The problem(s)? He's been out of football since 2004 and Cerrato and Snyder did not consult the guy with whom he'd be consulting with, the head coach. When Cerrato was asked what his role would be, he said they would figure it out as they go along.
2. DC Greg Blache decided he was done talking to the media. So they told the NFL that he would not speak and it would be DBs coach Jerry Gray instead.
These two things have prompted speculation that Zorn is going to be fired, Blache will be the interim HC, Lewis will be the OC and Gray will be the DC.
And then this came out today:
http://voices.washingtonpost.com/taterskinsinsider/jason-reid/portis-isnt-winning-himself-an.html#more
Portis apparently went to the coaches and told them to bench Mike Sellers. Sellers got wind of it and confronted Portis and they got into it.
QuoteI just received a few more texts and calls from league sources about the Mike Sellers-Clinton Portis incident, and this is not good for the taterskins.
Some people in the locker room wouldn't have been too upset if Sellers had landed a couple of blows (no punches were thrown), because Portis's act has worn real thin with some of his teammates, according to the sources, who spoke on condition of anonymity. His teammates long ago accepted that Portis holds himself to a different standard and often has simply chosen not to practice, and that Portis's chummy relationship, at least in prior seasons, with owner Daniel Snyder is what it is.
Through a team spokesman, Portis and Sellers declined comment.
But for Portis to actually go to coaches to request/demand that a teammate be removed from a game? As word emerged about Portis's effort to essentially have Sellers demoted during Sunday's16-13 victory over the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, many players were upset that Portis even felt emboldened enough to attempt to make such a play.
But, really, why should they have been surprised? In an excellent piece on Portis written by my guy, Barry Svrluga, back in August Vinny Cerrato, Washington's executive vice president of football operations, said former coach Joe Gibbs referred to Portis as an assistant general manager. On Wednesday, Potis jokingly said he got "fired. They released me from that duty. Right now, I'm just a part-time running back."
Asked about the incident after practice, Zorn played down the argument.
"These guys love each other. They absolutely love each other," Zorn said. "This is just how a team goes. I thought it was great. There's no fisticuffs. There's no shoving and pushing. These guys just, you know, ah, 'You didn't say hi to me.' 'No, you didn't say hi to me.' You know? I don't know really what the discussion was.
"In reality it's just a lot of nudging and posturing. It's just something that goes on. These guys are like brothers. And they care about each other. Seriously, it's not an issue."
Zorn was asked whether the events of the week at taterskins Park -- which in addition to the Sellers-Portis incident also included the hiring of a consultant, Sherman Lewis, to help Zorn on offense and the decision of defensive coordinator Greg Blache to reduce his involvement wit the media -- have created a perception that things aren't going so well.
"Only if you [reporters] create that perception," Zorn said. "There's nothing in our locker room that would cite that:"
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Those guys love each other. No seriously, they really love each other.
http://www.extremeskins.com/showthread.php?t=303277
QuoteImportant Message From the Hogettes- Imposter Hogette
The Hogettes asked me to post this for them. The imposter is from NY and you need to be wary of him if you see him at the stadium etc. He claims to be NY's only Hogette.
"It has come to our attention that an individual is representing himself to be a Hogette. Please be aware that 'HOGETTES' is a Registered Trademark and the Hogette likeness is COPYWRITED. He is currently in violation of both federal and state statutes. We have requested that he immediately remove any likeness of himself as a 'Hogette' from any public or private forum. Likewise, we have requested that he remove any reference to himself as a 'Hogette', representing himself as a 'Hogette' or in any manner alluding to himself as a 'Hogette' or representing the 'Hogettes'.
We have a very stringent set of rules and guidelines on who can become a Hogette and we monitor all of our members to insure that inappropriate action does not occur. We are very disturbed that someone would portray us in a negative manner and try to insure that this does not happen. However, from time to time we find it necessary to protect our Trademark and Copyright.
If you feel that you have been approached by an impostor or become aware of a potential impostor, please contact us immediately at:
hogettes.org or hogettes.net
Thanks you
Hail to the taterskins
The HOGETTES"
After being down 17-2, Carolina just jumped ahead of the Skins... 20-17 :-D
the refs hate us! this will bring us together and only make us stronger. i'm so zorny right now.
LOL, Skins...LOLZ
The Skins are one of the worst teams in the NFL and I'm loving every second of it.
It looks like it will be a very good couple of weeks when the Eagles play the taterskins. It'll be a pleasure to lighten igy's wallet.
The taterskins will probably win enough gmes this season to retain most of the morons in their fan base. Enough to ensure that by their last home game the seats will be at least somewhat occupied. Then Snyder will bring in and overpay some big-name coach in the offseason which will sucessfully rake in a few of the poor ignorant SOBs who lost most but not all of their hope.
Florio says Snyder is livid about today's loss and Zorn could be replaced by Sherman Lewis
Quote from: BigEd76 on October 11, 2009, 07:25:19 PM
Florio says Snyder is livid about today's loss and Zorn could be replaced by Sherman Lewis
Sherm Lewis...out of the game for 5 years is gonna rescue them!
:-D :-D
i didn't see it, but i guess during the game today, carolina punted, it was a short kick and one of the panthers players blocked a skins player into the ball, panthers recovered. naturally, they don't understand the rule and think it's stupid. i agree. how dare they allow contact and blocking in football.
http://www.extremeskins.com/showthread.php?t=303631
there's quite a few good threads going on over there right now.....like "what would you do if you saw dan snyder at dinner?"
farging clowns.
I wonder what hahafunnyhaha has to say about this?!
Checked out the thread at ES. The way the Skins fans there were griping, it sounded like the play happened within the last 2 minutes of the 4th, and the Panthers then score a cheap TD to win the game.
Then I checked out the highlights at NFL.com.
Apparently, Skins fans missed that their D allowed the Panther RB to score in the redzone virtually untouched.
Then the defense allowed Delhomme to score a 2-point conversion.
I'm going to take a guess that for a good 5-6 minutes, the O goes 1-2-3 and out a few times.
Then...with the game on the line...The Washington D allows Jake the Fake to rumble for 12 yards - on a naked bootleg.
Point. Laugh. Repeat.
I do agree that it is a zesty rule, but I guess they don't pay attention.
it amazes me that one can witness so much retardation coming out the capital of this country. and that's not even bringing the politicians into the conversation. then again it's shouldn't come as a surprise considering they voted marion barry into office for a 2nd term.
John Clayton:
QuoteCleveland 6, Buffalo 3
One of the ugliest games of 2009 -- and the taterskins weren't even involved.
ha
ugly knows ugly...so Clayton's a pro at this subject.
That's so sexist to judge him on his looks. Shame on you.
Man the articles on Washington Post today are good.
I had no idea that the taterskins opponents combined records this season is 2-17. Guess where the two wins came from?
Wait, that doesn't even make sense...Didn't they play the Giants?
They played the Giants in week 1. The combined record of their opponents is 7-17 I think.
Quote from: General_Failure on October 12, 2009, 01:15:52 PM
That's so sexist to judge him on his looks. Shame on you.
agreed, the guy has an awesome personality.
lol
QuoteCarlos Rogers says taterskins blame "starts with the ownership"
Posted by Mike Florio on October 12, 2009 8:31 PM ET
For much of the decade during which Daniel Snyder has owned the taterskins, many fans and members of the media have blamed Snyder for the team's struggles.
Rarely, if ever, do any of the employees of the organization point a finger at Snyder.
Cornerback Carlos Rogers has done it.
His broader point? Everyone is to blame. The message? The first one to blame is the guy who has the keys.
"It not only starts with the players, coaches," Rogers said, per the Associated Press. "It starts with the ownership."
Wow.
In unrelated news, the taterskins are now accepting trade offers for Rogers.
I am rooting for KC so, so much this weekend.
They honestly havn't looked so incredibly horrible the last few weeks. they have gotten some bad breaks.
Here's hoping they pull it together on Sunday.
kudos to carlos rogers
http://backporch.fanhouse.com/2009/10/14/john-riggins-takes-anti-taterskins-message-to-youtube/?ncid=txtlnkusspor00000002
that was good
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4565584
todd collins in
zorny!
blame the QB!
The taterskins punter is currently beating the Chiefs punter in yards per attempt.
Can't wait to check in on Riggo's Youtube channel this week.
8 reasons to get re-excited about the skins (http://www.extremeskins.com/showthread.php?t=304308)
Quote
I am new to this board and already fed up with so much negativity, although I have to admit the Skins have made several bad teams look good. There were coaching decisions that ended up causing players to fail and thus, the players end up getting blamed and lumped in with the coaching mess. I am just as unhappy over the results as you are.
Nevertheless, "we are what we are", but the question remains WHAT ARE WE? Since there are already 30 threads started to discuss how the taterskins fail, WHY the Skins are bad, WHEN the coach will be fired, WHEN a new quarterback will be drafted, etc, etc. I thought that instead of adding to the mess, I would list a couple of things that will prevent you from slitting your wrists. Here's what's GOOD!
Number ONE: The taterskins have won 2 games thus far, and nearly won a 3rd game last week against a team that finished 12-4 last season. Except for a fluke fumble play, the taterskins would be 3-2. AND In just a little over a week, after the MNF game against the Eagles, the taterskins still have an opportunity to be 4-3 with 2 weeks to rest and heal.
Number TWO: For all the abuse that Jim Zorn has weathered lately, despite the image of being a loser and totally incompetent, dead coach walking, and a man who will be FIRED shortly, despite all that, in just a little over a week, Jim Zorn's may have a winning record as the taterskins head coach. Amazing, but true!
Number THREE: The Skins defense is very, very close to becoming a shutdown defense. In fact only a play or two away each game. If you take away all the points the offense keeps giving up, the SKINS defense is actually giving up only 11 points per game. Orakpo now has 2.5 sacks and is only 1 sack behind Justin Tuck. Orakpo is a force and if the Skins use him as a rush end and blitzing LB even more, then this defense could excel. Also, Doughty is a force. He stops the run, and that is going to help us in the next couple of weeks. The Defense appears to be COMING TOGETHER.
Number FOUR: Well, the offensive line has been terrible, sure. But, the good news is that we now have that youth movement on the offensive line that so many of you called for. Thomas, Samuels, and Jansen are gone. So here come the young bucks, maybe the wholesale change will do everybody some good. Also, Heyer is at his natural position. He disliked right tackle as much as Orakpo dislikes linebacker so perhaps the Skins are learning finally to play people in their NATURAL positions. Before you laugh out loud, let's give this group a chance at success this week.
Number 5: Despite all the receiver mistakes, coaching blunders, QB mistakes, special teams errors, the Skins still are undefeated at home, they are in the playoff hunt, and have 2 consecutive home games coming up. As long as they can win at home, they only need to steal 2 road games to make the playoffs. The taterskins are on a pace to accomplish this.
Number SIX: There comes a moment in every life that can be called aturning point. Sometimes that moment is painful and seems to be a horrible sign that everything is wrong. And sometimes it is. On the other hand, that punt return fumble and the resulting TD which defeated the Skins in Carolina, may have been a stroke of luck in disguise. Perhaps Randall El will now be benched as the punt returner. If that occurs, then this team has improved instantly.
Number SEVEN: It's about time for some GOOD LUCK! As you know, you have good days and bad days. Sometimes nuthin' goes right. Other times, you can do no wrong. Well, it's the same in football. I can't say what it is that changes everything but sometimes its one guy, or one play, or one anything. With so many darn bad breaks so far, there's a high percentage that the Skins are about to get some breaks. Good calls, or lucky throws and lucky bounces, or just an opposing player slipping on some wet grass. It's just time for things to balance out. It WILL happen. Maybe this week.
Number EIGHT: With mistakes, comes experience. Just like an infant, the taterskins offense has tried to walk, and has fallen. Several times I might add. However, with falling comes the ability to figure out how to walk better without falling down. For all the critical remarks, this coaching staff and this receiving staff is still like a newborn. They could take a leap and begin to walk this week, and once they begin to walk, its only a short leap away from running. The Skins offense may begin walking THIS week!
they should rename that thread "8 what if scenerios." seriously, not 1 of those "observations" is based on anything factual, other than the horrible football they've been witness to. the douchebag actually listed luck as a reason to get excited. farging tools.
after this week even hahafunnyhaha has nothing in the tank
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I should just post this 10 more times and get it over with...
you could. but it's much more fun on a week to week basis.
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The Eagles open as 6.5-pt favorites next week
lol
Zorn stripped of his playcalling duties (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4575422)
Quote from: BigEd76 on October 18, 2009, 09:10:33 PM
Zorn stripped of his playcalling duties (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4575422)
Lurie needs to tell Andy the same, enough is enough.
reid just needs to be stripped of his duties. all of them. too bad it'll never happen.
Quote from: BigEd76 on October 18, 2009, 08:51:55 PM
The Eagles open as 6.5-pt favorites next week
If Reid manages to give this one away I don't think he'll make it out of the Linc alive... :paranoid
Luckily they're playing at FedEx.
Quote from: rjs246 on October 19, 2009, 05:17:34 PM
Luckily they're playing at FedEx.
Actually even more Eagles fans can fit in FedEx than at the Linc.
Quote from: rjs246 on October 19, 2009, 05:17:34 PM
Luckily they're playing at FedEx.
Har, what I get for not looking at the schedule! :-D
Change that to Reid will never make it back to Philly alive...
#27 in ESPN's rankings this week
SEATTLE -- Hall of Fame receiver Steve Largent said during a radio interview Tuesday that taterskins coach Jim Zorn considered resigning when owner Daniel Snyder decided he would no longer call Washington's plays.
Largent, who caught passes from his old friend for the Seattle Seahawks between 1976 and 1984, ripped the taterskins and Snyder during an interview KJR radio of Seattle, saying he believed Snyder's decision was an attempt to force Zorn's resignation. Zorn did consider resigning, Largent said, but ultimately decided not to quit on the team.
"Yes, he did consider it, and no, he did not want to give up those responsibilities," Largent told KJR, "but they went to the point of pulling out his contract and saying, 'You have got to do whatever the owner tells you to do.' ...
"But in my opinion, and this is just totally my opinion -- Jim has never said this, never implied this -- I think what Daniel Snyder was trying to do was to force Jim to resign so he was not liable for his contract any longer. And Jim is just not going to do that."
Largent said he speaks to Zorn just about every day. A former U.S. congressman from Oklahoma, Largent is currently president and CEO for CTIA, a wireless communications lobbying group.
"[Zorn] inherited everything that he has to work with today and yet all the blame is being laid on his feet because he can't make them a Super Bowl champion, which I could have told you two years ago, they don't have a Super Bowl-quality team," Largent told KJR radio of Seattle. "And so it doesn't matter how good a coach you have, you are not going to get there with the players the owner gives you.
"I know it's frustrating for Jim. He is making the best of it."
Former longtime NFL assistant Sherman Lewis, recently hired as a consultant, has been tasked with calling plays for the taterskins (2-4) for their Monday night game against the Philadelphia Eagles. Zorn was stripped of the responsibility after Sunday's loss to the Kansas City Chiefs.
"I think it will be humbling and it will be embarrassing, but not for Jim," Largent said. "I think it's humbling and embarrassing for the taterskins and the taterskins owner and management that made the decision.
"To think that you can bring a guy in from a retirement center who is pulling out ping-pong balls in the Bingo games -- and literally, that is what he was doing in Detroit -- bring him down here for two weeks and say, 'You are going to call the plays for the next game against the Philadelphia Eagles, a division opponent, on Monday Night Football,' and think that is going to be successful, that is a joke."
Largent pointed to fellow Hall of Famer Joe Gibbs' inability to produce a Super Bowl season for Snyder as evidence that the problems go well beyond his friend Zorn.
"The formula that the taterskin owner and the taterskin general manager have for producing a winner on the field is not a winning formula, meaning they can't make all the decisions on the coaches and the personnel and then hire some guy off the street to be the head coach and win with what they put on the field. Because it doesn't work," Largent said. "That has been proven for 10 years in a row. ... The failure of the taterskins is not about Jim Zorn. The failure of the taterskins starts above him, above his level."
Zorn has one year remaining on a three-year contract. Snyder hired him initially as offensive coordinator before promoting him to head coach. Zorn enjoyed success as the quarterbacks coach for the Seahawks, but he had never been a coordinator.
"I don't know what a Dan Snyder coach looks like and I don't think Dan Snyder knows what a Dan Snyder coach looks like, and that is fairly obvious now as he has been through about six head coaches in 10 years," Largent said.
reid would be a perfect coach for snyder since neither learn from their mistakes and are too stubborn/arrogant to make adjustments to their philosophies. snyder's been at this for 10 freaking years and still hasn't figured it out yet. i'm amazed that he was able to be so successful in the business world with the mentality that he has.
QuoteChris Samuels could retire due to neck injury
Posted by Mike Florio on October 21, 2009 3:29 PM ET
taterskins left tackle Chris Samuels, a fixture on the offensive line since arriving as a rookie in 2000, possibly has played his last down in D.C.
Per Adam Schefter of ESPN, Samuels will visit a specialist in Los Angeles regarding whether Samuels will be able to continue his career.
Samuels is not expected to play again this year, and Schefter says that some within the organization think that Samuels will never play again.
One source told Schefter that Samuels is privately saying that he plans to retire.
I openly wept for Chris. Then wacked off.
Quote from: Eagaholic on October 21, 2009, 06:45:18 PM
QuoteChris Samuels could retire due to neck injury
Posted by Mike Florio on October 21, 2009 3:29 PM ET
taterskins left tackle Chris Samuels, a fixture on the offensive line since arriving as a rookie in 2000, possibly has played his last down in D.C.
Per Adam Schefter of ESPN, Samuels will visit a specialist in Los Angeles regarding whether Samuels will be able to continue his career.
Samuels is not expected to play again this year, and Schefter says that some within the organization think that Samuels will never play again.
One source told Schefter that Samuels is privately saying that he plans to retire.
I openly wept for Chris. Then wacked off.
lol...that made me laugh
http://www.extremeskins.com/showthread.php?t=305028
Bubba's offended by people making fun of Sherman Lewis being a BINGO caller.
lol...romey will appreciate this reply
I2 find it very immature and amateurish for "professional" writers to harp on such a thing.
They should think B4 they write some of the things they do.
why does bubba refer to holmgen as "holgriehm?" at first i chalked it up as a typo but then he did it again in the next line. am i missing something here?
Perhaps his homoerotic feelings toward Holmgren are giving him troubles, so he's trying to convince people that Holmgren coaches like Pam Grier would, which would make it okay for him to whack off thinking about it.
Cap analysis of the taterskins by a former F.O. staffer:
http://footballoutsiders.com/under-cap/2009/under-cap-cap-mismanagement (http://footballoutsiders.com/under-cap/2009/under-cap-cap-mismanagement)
Apparently Chris Samuels is going to retire as early as tomorrow. And some clown on ES is beating the HOF drum for him. lol
He and Sean Taylor will go into the HOF together, which is nice.
QuoteAfter letting anxiety build for several days following Sunday's loss to Kansas City, Cerrato opened his ESPN980 radio show by saying, "Jim Zorn is the head coach of the Washington taterskins and will be for the rest of this season, and hopefully into the future."
:-D Yeah, hopefully
So that would be pretty embarrassing if the Eagles lost tonight. Even though I hardly care I'd have to seriously consider doing some pointing and laughing.
The Washington Spin Machine is in full effect!
QuoteAs taterskins fumble, some fans are saying, 'See ya'
Team official disputes decline in loyalty, citing economy, lack of 'compelling' matchups
By Steve Hendrix
Washington Post Staff Writer
Monday, October 26, 2009
Dave Hoskins did something a week ago he had never done in eight years of going to taterskins games: He didn't go to the taterskins game.
A self-proclaimed team "addict" for 30 years and part of a season-ticket group since 2001, the Bethesda contractor woke up Sunday, looked at the likely poor weather and the likely worse game and just bagged it.
"Last weekend was the first weekend I decided to do something else," he said. "I watched most of it on TV, but I wasn't going to sit through that misery."
In most cities, a few thousand fans skipping NFL games during a bad season wouldn't be remarkable. But in Washington, the empty seats reported recently at FedEx Field have raised a question long unthinkable in taterskins Nation: Are significant cracks appearing in one of professional football's most rock-solid fan bases?
Officially, attendance at home games had fallen from 87,780 at the home opener to 79,572 at last week's loss to Kansas City. Unofficially, many fans have reported a no-show rate that would suggest the falloff has been even greater.
There are other signs that as some Washingtonians stand by their floundering team, which is 2-4 in regular-season play, others are standing a little farther downwind. Nielsen ratings show that the average TV viewership of game broadcasts for the first six weeks of this season has dropped by about 120,000 households from the same period last year.
And the national market for burgundy and gold jerseys, banners and hats has plummeted, down 47 percent in the past month compared with the same period last year, according to sales data.
"This is something new," said Matt Powell, chief retail analyst for SportsOne Source, an industry research firm. At least as judged by the merchandise sales index, he said, "nationally, the fan base is clearly abandoning this team."
David Donovan, the taterskins' chief operating officer, disputed Powell's analysis, saying that team records show a 12 percent dip in merchandise sales, which he said was understandable in a down economy.
Donovan also said that the team hasn't detected a significant decline in fan loyalty and that the team's attendance figures are accurately gathered by bar-code scanners at the turnstiles.
"I think the relentless negative coverage in The Washington Post is a real difference from previous years," Donovan said. "But in terms of the way our actual fans are behaving, we don't see any difference." (SHF comment: Are you effing kidding me Donovan? Really, are you out of your mind? Do you not hear/see how upset the fan base is?)
Game attendance is still far surpassing that at any other stadium in the league, (SHF comment: No duh, look how big the damn stadium is) he said, and he attributed the lower TV ratings largely to the unglamorous opponents the taterskins have faced in the first part of the season.
"Last year, we had the Giants, the Cowboys and the Eagles in the first five, and they were all away games," he said. "This year, you had the Giants but then five other teams that were not that compelling."
Quote from: ATV on October 26, 2009, 04:20:32 PM
So that would be pretty embarrassing if the Eagles lost tonight. Even though I hardly care I'd have to seriously consider doing some pointing and laughing.
As would most of the nation.
QuoteDave Hoskins did something a week ago he had never done in eight years of going to taterskins games: He didn't go to the taterskins game.
I cannot believe that this person is a professional writer.
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nice hair, cock jockey.
lol at ESPN interviewing 70 year old women in a bingo hall about Sherman Lewis. If I were a taterskin fan and had to watch that shtein, I'd kill myself.
Think about the Eagles pulling a stunt like that.
and one of them didn't even know his name.
ironically though, i would totally be in favor of lewis calling plays instead of reid.
Rumor on ES that Cooley has a broken foot.
Dye your hair to look like that, break your foot
So after the bye next week, they have:
at Atlanta
Denver
at Dallas
at Philly
New Orleans
at Oakland
NY Giants
Dallas
at San Diego
They might win one game the rest of the year...
Against Philly?
easy this aint the time or place
not like anything goin on at the novacare is brag worthy
big up the phils son
(http://i605.photobucket.com/albums/tt138/EyeGor_bucket/simpsons_nelson_haha.jpg)
But just barely...ugh...
Point and laugh at the Eagles as well.
Quote from: MDS on October 26, 2009, 11:37:48 PM
easy this aint the time or place
not like anything goin on at the novacare is brag worthy
big up the phils son
Wrong, Todd.
Its always time to point and laugh at the taterskins and their fans suffering.
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 26, 2009, 11:53:26 PM
Quote from: MDS on October 26, 2009, 11:37:48 PM
easy this aint the time or place
not like anything goin on at the novacare is brag worthy
big up the phils son
Wrong, Todd.
Its always time to point and laugh at the taterskins and their fans suffering.
What happened to ATV.. is he just forever transfixed on the general board now?
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 26, 2009, 11:53:26 PM
Quote from: MDS on October 26, 2009, 11:37:48 PM
easy this aint the time or place
not like anything goin on at the novacare is brag worthy
big up the phils son
Wrong, Todd.
Its always time to point and laugh at the taterskins and their fans suffering.
jayman
when the eagles are as bad as they are, you dont really got much ground to stand on. what is there to brag about? we both blow but you guys blow more? sign me up for that.
skins lost to the farging eagles.
pointing and farging laughing
Quote from: MDS on October 27, 2009, 12:00:38 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 26, 2009, 11:53:26 PM
Quote from: MDS on October 26, 2009, 11:37:48 PM
easy this aint the time or place
not like anything goin on at the novacare is brag worthy
big up the phils son
Wrong, Todd.
Its always time to point and laugh at the taterskins and their fans suffering.
jayman
when the eagles are as bad as they are, you dont really got much ground to stand on. what is there to brag about? we both blow but you guys blow more? sign me up for that.
We'll point and laugh when the Eagles suck their way into the playoffs (with maybe a break when the Eagles suck their way out of the playoffs) again while the Skins look for another head coach.
Thie Skins are the most dysfunctional team in the NFL, and the Raiders have a senile skeleton as an owner and a coach who hits his own assistants.
http://www.youtube.com/v/HcH9jASAbhY&hl=en&fs=1&
Quote from: MDS on October 27, 2009, 12:00:38 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 26, 2009, 11:53:26 PM
Quote from: MDS on October 26, 2009, 11:37:48 PM
easy this aint the time or place
not like anything goin on at the novacare is brag worthy
big up the phils son
Wrong, Todd.
Its always time to point and laugh at the taterskins and their fans suffering.
jayman
when the eagles are as bad as they are, you dont really got much ground to stand on. what is there to brag about? we both blow but you guys blow more? sign me up for that.
For as crummy as the Eagles have played, they aren't a colossal wreck like Washington is. Couple that with the unabashed homerism from their fans and you have an entertaining thing to watch.
Bottom line is that no one in the NFC can touch the Saints right now....so might as well point and laugh at these fargers
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 26, 2009, 10:21:18 PM
Rumor on ES that Cooley has a broken foot.
Dye your hair to look like that, break your foot
broken ankle says Zorn....done for the season
even ES has jumped off the rails. aint as much fun when they are 8-8 good and those idiots think theyre superbowl quality. everyone knows they suck.
Apparently He So Zorny had a bang up post game PC where he said he took over playcalling from Bingo was his name-o because he didn't know the protections or two minute drill. He then proceeded to take credit for calling the TD pass to Fred Davis.
Smoke must be steaming out of the elf's ears. I bet Zorn did it on purpose to get them to shteincan him
Zorny will do everything from here on out except make quacking noises at the press to get out of that hell hole.
:-D :-D
That would be awesome and I cracked up thinking about it.
Press: "Coach, what happened with the protection on 3rd down?"
Zornography: "Quack, quack, quackkkk"
i can't help but feel bad for zorn. dook got hired as the oc before the skins even had a head coach which created some controversy. so then they promoted him to head coach, which created some controversy. now he is publicy embarrassed and humiliated by not only having his playcalling duty taken from him, but he's replaced by a bingo caller whose been out of the league for 5 years.
i love seeing bad things happen to the taterskins but at the same time, i can't help but wonder what zorn ever did to deserve this.
I have to agree. I felt bad for him last night. He's the scapegoat for the suck that is the Skins.
Guy looked like he wanted to put a gun to his head last night.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on October 27, 2009, 10:26:02 AM
i love seeing bad things happen to the taterskins but at the same time, i can't help but wonder what zorn ever did to deserve this.
He said "I'll take the job" as the OC when there was no head coach. Ignoring that, he said "I'll take the job" to the taterskins. Zorny is getting what he deserves.
farg zorn and there is no excuse to ever feel bad about anything about that horrible organization.
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 27, 2009, 12:16:22 AM
Quote from: MDS on October 27, 2009, 12:00:38 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 26, 2009, 11:53:26 PM
Quote from: MDS on October 26, 2009, 11:37:48 PM
easy this aint the time or place
not like anything goin on at the novacare is brag worthy
big up the phils son
Wrong, Todd.
Its always time to point and laugh at the taterskins and their fans suffering.
jayman
when the eagles are as bad as they are, you dont really got much ground to stand on. what is there to brag about? we both blow but you guys blow more? sign me up for that.
For as crummy as the Eagles have played, they aren't a colossal wreck like Washington is. Couple that with the unabashed homerism from their fans and you have an entertaining thing to watch.
Bottom line is that no one in the NFC can touch the Saints right now....so might as well point and laugh at these fargers
i would much rather be a skins fan than an eagles fan
they at least have a future starting next year with shanny or cowher
eagles are stuck with a 500 pound arrogant stupid idiot who thinks he invented football and who is about to get a contract extension and will end up being the coach till 2024
yeah hell make the playoffs a few times but theres no hope for a championship down the line......NONE
farg you andy you fat arrogant cock
They won't get Cowher. If they do, we'll have a Point and Laugh at Cowher thread next year.
Quote from: ice grillin you on October 27, 2009, 11:55:55 AM
i would much rather be a skins fan than an eagles fan
lolololz
Quote from: Sgt PSN on October 27, 2009, 12:13:55 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on October 27, 2009, 11:55:55 AM
i would much rather be a skins fan than an eagles fan
lolololz
setting PG up i'm thinking...
Honestly i did feel bad for Zorn, and worse in this post game conference, except i saw that gay necklace thing he was wearing and i went back to hating
shanahan blows. i hope they throw $$$$$$$$ at him. john elway aint walkin through that door son.
Bowzer would like to remind you all, again, that I used to be a passionate taterskins fan.
I think Gruden was auditioning for a job interview last night the way he was gushing about Campbell
go for it chuck
Gruden has a serious drug problem, and I think everyone understands that after last night.
everyone is a "heck of a football player"
i really don't see how any respectable coach out there would want to work for snyder. in 10 years, the only constant in the taterskins troubles has been the owner and i can't see gruden or cowher or shannahan being desperate enough for a job that they would want to go work for that clown.
as long as snyder is running the show, all they're ever going to see for head coaches are bad nfl coaches like wade phillips or dick jauron, assistant coaches who want to be head coaches or college coaches that want to go to the pros.
I could see Gruden being desperate enough to coach there. At this point, I could see Gruden sucking dick to coach a high school team.
theres no chance that one of
cowher
holmgren
chuckie
shanny
fisher
dungy
is not coaching the skins this time next year
Please oh please let it be Holmgren.
Quote from: phattymatty on October 27, 2009, 11:11:32 AM
farg zorn and there is no excuse to ever feel bad about anything about that horrible organization.
This.
Setting me up?
Nothing to set up...its par for the course. I expected a comment like that.
Quote from: ice grillin you on October 27, 2009, 04:16:08 PM
theres no chance that one of
cowher
holmgren
chuckie
shanny
fisher
dungy
is not coaching the skins this time next year
I think that the only way any of those guys coaches there is if Snyder gives them complete control. There was a reason why Zorn is their HC now, no one wanted the job last time it was available.
Lol @ igys list
Only way those guys go is if danny gives up total control and let's them run the show. No vinny. No input, coach makes every last call.
And that isn't gonna happen
I think that the missing part of this equation is that Snyder is willing to make the new big-name coach the highest paid coach in the history of the league. i don't think we should underestimate peoples greed/desire for status.
If we take that into account, I think that the taterskins could land any HC candidate out there.
QuoteLANDOVER, Md. -- His voice low, his words sharp, Albert Haynesworth questioned teammates' desire after his Washington taterskins' 27-17 loss to the Philadelphia Eagles on Monday night.
"Urgency, heart, 'want-to,' whatever. I don't know. We're lacking a lot of stuff right now," the defensive tackle said.
For the second consecutive home game, thousands of spectators headed to the exits early.
"The fans are losing interest. The more games we play, the fewer fans come. It's getting bad," Haynesworth said.
The taterskins are 2-5 despite having opened the season with an NFL-record six consecutive games against winless teams. Washington's two wins were by a combined five points over teams that both are currently 0-7, Tampa Bay and St. Louis.
Asked if he delivered a postgame speech in the locker room, Haynesworth replied: "You can say but so much. You've got to actually 'want to.' So once we get to that point -- where we 'want to' do something -- then we'll do something. But if we just keep going our separate ways, then we'll just keep getting slaughtered like we have."
A lot of talk on sports radio in this shteinhole sports town is about how Snyder is feeling the pinch of the terrible economy. Basically, it won't be "money is no object" when it comes to getting his new coach, because that was they case, he would just can Zorn. Also, I tell all the morons down here who talk about Holmgren, Cowher, Shanny, whoever, that they'll get none because they will all want 100% control on personnel. Danny won't ever give it up. Also, with how dirty Danny did Shottenheimerdinger, he'll never get a respected head coach to take the position. Up next: more pointing and laughing.
Quote from: PhillyPhanInDC on October 27, 2009, 08:37:18 PM
A lot of talk on sports radio in this shteinhole sports town is about how Snyder is feeling the pinch of the terrible economy. Basically, it won't be "money is no object" when it comes to getting his new coach, because that was they case, he would just can Zorn. Also, I tell all the morons down here who talk about Holmgren, Cowher, Shanny, whoever, that they'll get none because they will all want 100% control on personnel. Danny won't ever give it up. Also, with how dirty Danny did Shottenheimerdinger, he'll never get a respected head coach to take the position. Up next: more pointing and laughing.
troof. even if money is no object and danny boy throws unlimited 000000's on the back end of a paycheck, i really can't see any respectable coach wanting to go there without being able to call all the shots. gruden might be the only one out there who'd be willing to sell his soul but i really can't see any of the others going there.
if you look at the available big name coaches, only 2 have been fired, shanny and chuckie.
holmgren - "retired"
cowher - "retired"
dungy - "retired"
all 3 of those guys would have jobs right now if they really wanted them. obviously any 1 or all of them could, and probably will return to coaching sooner or later, but none of them are going to go into a situation that they don't feel comfortable with. not only does the money need to be right, but the pieces need to be in place for the team to be successfull, which the taterskins don't have other than defense. the qb is done. the oline needs rebuilt and their rb, while still very good, aint getting any younger. the recievers are mediocre at best and their best offesnsive skill player just broke his ankle. not to mention that i don't think the taterskins have any draft picks for the next 5 years either.
i doubt that fisher will be available next year. yes, this year is pretty awful for them, but he's been very successfull over the long term and had some significant player losses, not to mention that kerry collins is their starting qb.
shannahan will be coaching the chargers next year and you can book that. unless the chargers go on some miracle run, which they won't, there's no way norv is back on the sidelines next year. and shannahan is not only familiar with the division, but i doubt he can pass up the opportunity to stick it to al davis 2x a year. not to mention that the roster is good and the chargers won't require a lot of work to make them dominant.
Speaking of Norv, how many more season does Turner have to go before there's no one left on the planet that still thinks he makes a fine head coach?
Quote from: PhillyPhanInDC on October 27, 2009, 08:37:18 PM
A lot of talk on sports radio in this shteinhole sports town is about how Snyder is feeling the pinch of the terrible economy. Basically, it won't be "money is no object" when it comes to getting his new coach
the skins bring in more money than any team in the nfl...so if the economy is hurting the skins then what is it doing to other teams that may want one of these coaches...
how much less money the skins are making isnt the issue...its how much more money do they still make than any other team in the league...and other than dallas the answer is a lot
not to mention six months ago they gave haynesworth an obscene amount of money so how much are they hurting if at all
bottom line is the skins can still give any one of these coaches more money than any team in the league with the possible exception of dallas...and not only can they they are more than willing to do so
in the end money isnt an issue and will be the main reason danni bags one of those coaches
This is right up there with the Skins banning brown paper bags so the fans can't wear them over their heds al-la the old school 'Aints.
Quotetaterskins find another way to alienate fan base
by Charles Robinson
Let's see if we can get this all straight. The Washington taterskins are 2-5, last in the NFC East and averaging an inept 13.7 points. The owner, Daniel Snyder, has neutered head coach Jim Zorn but refused to fire him. The general manager, Vinny Cerrato, is approaching a fifth straight NFL draft class without a Pro Bowl player. And the team's two biggest free agent signings, defensive tackle Albert Haynesworth(notes) and cornerback DeAngelo Hall(notes), have separately questioned the team's desire and talent.
So what do the upper reaches of management do? They tacitly tell the salary-supporting, skybox-filling, Bentley-providing fanbase to shut up. That's right: Signs have officially been banned. Scream all you want, just don't show up with a message that could land on television screens or in media photos. If you bring them, security will insist you check them with the garbage bin attendants. And if you sneak them, you'll be booted out of the stadium.
They also have banned media from interviewing fans in their FedEx parking lots.
I love this.
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 28, 2009, 04:05:19 PM
They also have banned media from interviewing fans in their FedEx parking lots.
I love this.
wow. i'd have to say that's a pretty big freedom of the press issue.
If they own the parking lot, and I'm sure they do, they're allowed to decide who can go there. Kinda scummy, but probably legal.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/10/28/AR2009102804589.html
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lol, that's great
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this is the only thread that when i see new posts, my eyes always light up with glee. if nothing else, this thread alone is a good enough reason to keep logging on here on a regular basis.
totally agree.
That picture is fantastic.
Quote[Updated: November 3, 2009, 3:41 PM ET
Snyder 'apologetic' over team's startComment Email Print Share Associated Press
CLINTON, Md. -- Dan Snyder says his Washington taterskins have "let everyone down."
In a rare, in-season interview with reporters, Snyder said at a charity event that the team is embarrassed by its 2-5 start and hopes to turn things around soon.
Snyder has been the subject of much ire from some fans. Signs critical of the owner have been confiscated at recent home games as part of the team's new crackdown on all signs and banners at the stadium.
Snyder was asked about the sign ban but did not address the issue. Regarding the fans, he said: "We've let everyone down, including ourselves, and we know that and we're just apologetic."
:-D
the sign ban was reversed today (http://www.taterskins.com/gen/articles/taterskins_Revise_Stadium_Sign_Policy_77759.jsp)
and they switched to burgundy at home today to shake things up. They're still losing...
dawk just made a ridiculous 4th down stop...came down with huge elbow to finish the tackle too...dooks been all over the field again today
One of the announcers commented that it looked like MMA. lol!
jesus how bad is denver. we all knew they were gonna hit a wall but wow.
At least they didn't lose to the Raiders, I guess.
QuoteWhite House Crasher Faked Being a taterskins Cheerleader, Danced With Cheerleader Alum Group at Halftime of taterskins-Rams Game
By Paul Farhi
Washington Post Staff Writer
Before she made it into a White House state dinner without an official invitation, Michaele Salahi made it onto the taterskins alumni cheerleading squad -- without ever having been a taterskins cheerleader.
Salahi performed at FedEx Field during halftime of the taterskins-St. Louis Rams game Sept. 20 with a group of 150 former taterskins cheerleaders. Salahi's rehearsals with the group were filmed by a crew that has been following Michaele Salahi and her husband, Tareq, for possible inclusion on a cable TV reality show, "The Real Housewives of D.C."
Several former cheerleaders said in interviews that Michaele Salahi's presence at a rehearsal drew attention because of the TV cameras, but also suspicion because no one seemed to remember her as a cheerleader for the team.
Their doubts were heightened when Salahi couldn't perform some of the basic cheerleader routines, including the standard choreography for the team's fight song, "Hail to the taterskins."
But it wasn't until stories about the Salahis' White House incident last week that the cheerleaders decided to follow up on her credentials as a taterskins cheerleader.
"She was never at an audition, never at a game and never performed" as an original cheerleader, said Sheryl Olecheck, a taterskins cheerleader from 1986 to 1996 who choreographed the team for seven years. "When I saw her, I had to ask around: 'Who is that?' "
Another former cheerleader said she asked Salahi who her choreographer was when she performed. "She couldn't answer," she said.
The Washington taterskins Cheerleaders Alumni Association lists Salahi on its membership roster and indicates that she was a cheerleader during 1991 season under her nickname and maiden name, Missy Holt. However, when asked by the group for proof of her participation, Salahi was unable to supply any.
The group's president, Terri Lamb, said Wednesday, "We have no record that she ever was a taterskins cheerleader. She was listed on our 1991 roster at Ms. Salahi's request and based on her misrepresentation to us."
Complete article:http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...ss_print/style
including this from taterskins choreographer Olecheck, who said she was "unnerved" by the episode. "It takes a lot of time and heart and practice to be a taterskins cheerleader," she said. "It's really a privilege to wear the burgundy and gold. So I'm resentful. . . . For her to get out there and think she can just shake her pompoms is upsetting."
Clinton Portis has a concussion on Nov. 8, and according to Jim Zorn, he's still feeling dizzy.
That wouldn't necessarily rule him out from being a taterskins cheerleader. Probably has an outfit in his closet already and probably nobody else on the squad would notice.
27-17 over the Saints late in the 3rd... :paranoid
Fixin to be 33-23
Wow.
Shocking in a way, except for the fact that the Saints were due for a let down after the huge MNF. Factor in they were talking about the undefeated season and here ya have it. Gettin' punked by the Washington taterskins.
Scratch that.
CHOKE kick by Suisham. Wide right.
30-23 and Brees has time
lol 23 yard FG missed? I saw the PBP and figured it had to be blocked....
drew brees, i farging love you
LOL
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Yes! Yesss! Oh, let me taste your tears, Mmmm, your tears are so yummy and sweet!
so close
FG wins it
taterskins technically won and that's all that matters.
laughing. pointing. laughing.
holy farging crap....the only thing better than the Saints winning that game, was the Saints giving the Skins hope ALL DAY LONG, only to win it anyway.
Pointing, laughing my ass off...pointing some more.
shouldnt be laughing.....i need the taterskins to be 8-8 not getting a top 5 pick
oh and the eagles lost to the saints by a thousand
so we shouldnt laugh at the taterskins losing now because all that losing could *possibly* lead to them winning more games in the future? Because they might draft another Carlos Rogers or Rod Gardner and start kicking the Eagles' ass regularly?
you're trying too hard igy
you can laugh all you want but you look silly doing it....you have it backwards...once they are out of the playoffs you want them to win..theres nothing funny about them having a top pick or a good coach or god forbid a real GM....winning gives them a false sense of how good they are and they just might not fire zorn or hire a football guy to run the team
you need to look big picture here
IGY, if at any point under Dan Snyder they did any of that, it would be one thing....but your babble is pointless when they continuously fail in the football personnel hires.
yeah, it would make sense if danny boy showed any indication that he was going to stop doing things the way he has over the years and start getting some real football people in there who knew what to do with those high draft picks. and maybe one day he will. but until he does, i will laugh my farging ass off at that train wreck of a team. hell, i've been a bit disappointed over the years when they finish in the 8-8, 7-9 range because dorking up the 15th overall pick is not nearly as funny as dorking up the 5th or 6th.
and who gives a shtein if the skins kept the game closer than the eagles did? the saints were absolutely on fire to start the year and the eagles were without their starting qb, didn't have an established #2 receiver, the linebackers were a bigger joke than they are now and the o-line was still under construction as well. i'm not saying that the eagles would have won that game with everything in place, but they damn sure would have had a better showing on the scoreboard.
not to mention the fact that you can never compare games against common opponents and use it as an arguing point.
actually the taterskins arent bad drafters...its free agents where they farg shtein up...so it is important that they draft as low as possible
and with the plethora of big name coaches a possibility it wouldnt suprise me at all if lil danni tries to make a splash with one of them and theres much more of a chance of him doping that if they are 3-13 rather than 7-9 having won five out of their last six or whatever
Quote from: Sgt PSN on December 07, 2009, 10:36:41 AM
and who gives a shtein if the skins kept the game closer than the eagles did? the saints were absolutely on fire to start the year and the eagles were without their starting qb, didn't have an established #2 receiver, the linebackers were a bigger joke than they are now and the o-line was still under construction as well. i'm not saying that the eagles would have won that game with everything in place, but they damn sure would have had a better showing on the scoreboard.
you?
you sure are quick to list a thousand excuses for the saints debacle for someone who doesnt care
Portis was put on IR (for life?) and Suisham was canned.
Quote from: ice grillin you on December 07, 2009, 06:53:13 AM
you can laugh all you want but you look silly doing it....you have it backwards...once they are out of the playoffs you want them to win..theres nothing funny about them having a top pick or a good coach or god forbid a real GM....winning gives them a false sense of how good they are and they just might not fire zorn or hire a football guy to run the team
you need to look big picture here
As long as Dan Snyder owns that team they well never have any of what you list. Thats the big picture, and your man love for the Redksins is what is silly here.
I can't believe what I am hearing on taterskins radio. They are blaming the refs. YOU LOST BECAUSE YOUR KICKER SUCKS!
i can't believe you're listening to taterskins radio. i imagine the only thing worse than reading what those idiots have to say on es is actually listening to them say it. at least when i read their senseless dribble i do it with funny voices in my head to help make it more entertaining. the thought of actually listening to those knuckleheads is vomit inducing.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on December 09, 2009, 08:56:35 PM
i can't believe you're listening to taterskins radio. i imagine the only thing worse than reading what those idiots have to say on es is actually listening to them say it. at least when i read their senseless dribble i do it with funny voices in my head to help make it more entertaining. the thought of actually listening to those knuckleheads is vomit inducing.
Freddie Mitchell on 97.5 this week is vomit inducing. At least I can point and laugh at the skins, after 5 mins of him, I wanted to punch something
Quote from: Sgt PSN on December 09, 2009, 08:56:35 PM
i can't believe you're listening to taterskins radio. i imagine the only thing worse than reading what those idiots have to say on es is actually listening to them say it. at least when i read their senseless dribble i do it with funny voices in my head to help make it more entertaining. the thought of actually listening to those knuckleheads is vomit inducing.
Thats what is on the ESPN affiliate in my area, that and the Ravens. It was actually pleasurable for me to listen after they lost to the Saints. Been kinda' fun most all year actually.
Haynesworth
This should be good
http://www.extremeskins.com/showthread.php?t=311414
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match made in hell. Good lord, could they look any goofier in those getups?
mandatory sterilization
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who is the fag taking the pictures? its like the guy taking the pictures on is she filthy. who is that 3rd guy?
I had assumed that she was crying in the first picture because this was nowhere near how she had expected her life to turn out.
QuoteI hate that we have had so many injuries but it's been nice to see the young guys play. What's the story with Anthony Montgomery? I was real high on him coming out of colledge but he hasn't done squat.
i might have to start jason campbell today in fantasy
of the qbs on your bench i think Smith is the best option. the skins are going to Oakland and you have to think they've given up at this point. Smith has better options on offense and he and Vernon Davis have a good connection.
if you are looking outside your team, Ryan Fitzpatrick would be a possible option. they are at KC and he has a good connection with TO.
i was actually looking at fitzpatrick but i feel that option has a huge downside
i say Smith.
You got Alex Smith vs the Cards? I'd start him over most QBs this week. Asomugha is going to shut down what little exists of Campbell's deep game.
Quote from: QB Eagles on December 13, 2009, 12:02:49 PM
You got Alex Smith vs the Cards? I'd start him over most QBs this week. Asomugha is going to shut down what little exists of Campbell's deep game.
yeah...altho i dont really believe in overall nfl stats because i think every game is its own entity...i just looked at the cards pass defense..29th in the nfl...didnt realize it was that bad
Yeah you gotta start almost anybody against the Cards. Hell I'm starting Flacco vs the Lions today for the same reason. Plus Smith has been super consistent anyway.
taterskins are going to win. Good. This worsens their draft position.
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on December 13, 2009, 07:03:09 PM
taterskins are going to win. Good. This worsens their draft position.
IGY would be proud of that post :D
brian orakpo is showing why you want them having the lowest possible pick
dook is an animal
Teams that have had lots of top 5 picks in the last ten years: Browns, Lions, Raiders
Teams that have not had a lot of top 5 picks in the last ten years: Colts, Pats, Steelers
If the Skins want to join that first group while the Eagles stay in that last group, it'd be fine with me. The draft is not the Super Bowl.
and all these years i was always under the impression that picking higher was better
so are you insinuating that all teams should just trade their first round picks?...and also does that mean a 4th rounder is better than a second rounder and so forth?
No, what I'm trying to say is that you are vastly overestimating the importance of draft position.
actually i havent estimated it at all...just saying the lower the pick the skins have the better
no different than if the eagles sucked id be wanting them to lose to get the best pick possible
really this is simple stuff
Plus ES would be a mess if they end up in the 10 range. And Danny & Vinny are already scouting QBs McCoy and Claussen...it'd be great to see them lose out on everything
yup
8=8 7-9 EVERY year is ideal for the skins
All I'm saying is why deny yourself the pleasure of watching them lose now because you're afraid of them drafting slightly better-scouted players that slightly increase their probability of winning in the future? They could strike gold drafting #10 too.
Actually, what I'd really like to see them do is draft #1, draft a player the team and DC media loves, and then the player turn out to be a total bust.
next two weeks: vs New York, vs Dallas
damn we have to root for these guys huh
Quote from: BigEd76 on December 14, 2009, 12:23:04 AM
next two weeks: vs New York, vs Dallas
damn we have to root for these guys huh
yeah guess so. at least if they lose i have the riggins youtube video for that week to look forward to. lately he's been getting former taterskins on there and trying to get them to trash snyder like he does.
btw the taterskins are #6 in the draft with 3 weeks to go
btw the eagles won the division so these games are really just to keep 1 of the 2 out the playoffs since mathematically 1 has to make it.
I hope the taterskins draft Tebow. The religion angle has yet to be used to laugh at this franchise. It would open up all new possibilities.
Quote from: King Cole on December 14, 2009, 02:04:12 AM
The religion angle has yet to be used to laugh at this franchise.
say wha
guess you never heard of joe gibbs the coaching angel
Guess not.
Quote from: MDS on December 14, 2009, 01:08:06 AM
btw the eagles won the division so these games are really just to keep 1 of the 2 out the playoffs since mathematically 1 has to make it.
Probably, though as bad as they are playing Atlanta has three winnable games down the stretch. Dallas would have to lose out (definitely possible), and the Giants could only win 1 of their last three (doubtful). The 49ers could still spoil too but they basically have to beat Arizona and the Eagles to have a realistic chance.
vinnie cerrato resigned
yeah taterskins will never get a real gm or coach as long as lil danni is owner...all of you shut the farg up forever
just in time for there to be no cap and have shanny or holmgren or cowher take the reigns
what are you talking about dook? i figured you'd be happy about all this.
They hired ex-Bucs GM Allen. What an awesome GM. :-D
bruce allen new GM....anything is better than vinny and it sucks that they have a real gm but this is NOT a great hire
seems to be lil danni grasping at a chance to reach back touch taterskins history rather than hire the best guy
http://www.footballnewsnow.com/2009/report-jon-gruden-likely-coming-to-taterskins-home-shopping-in-dc-area/
Oh please, let them hire him. I want to see him and whichever QB they draft in the news every day bitching about each other.
best case scenario here...
Allen/Gruden love old guys. Gruden doesn't like to roll with rookies or young guys, he prefers established guys. So that fits into Danny's plan of signing people to huge contracts.
Gruden's overrated, so I hope they hire him.
allens drafts in tampa were way worse than vinnys in dc
this is clearly a nostalgia hire
Gruden would fit since he likes to bring in FAs, but it is hard to imagine anyone having real success unless Danny Boy can keep his hands out of the situation.
They'll have 5 QBs on the roster to compete with Campbell.
I'd like a Gruden/Allen combo as an Eagles fan, although it is an upgrade. Especially for MNF. Gruden is beyond brutal.
QuoteSource: Shanahan next on the taterskins' wish list
Posted by Mike Florio on December 17, 2009 1:04 PM ET
With the Washington taterskins successfully making a mockery of the Rooney Rule by announcing via e-mail the hiring of General Manager Bruce Allen exactly 114 minutes after announcing via e-mail that the job had become vacant, there's another fairly significant step in this remaking of the franchise.
Per a league source with knowledge of the current dynamics of the organization, former Broncos coach Mike Shanahan has been targeted by the taterskins as the next head coach.
And even though Allen currently is getting the press, the guy who'll be running the show is Shanahan.
The taterskins quietly have been pursuing Shanahan for months. Reports emerged earlier in the season that Shanahan twice rejected offers to become the team's new coach. The thinking was that Shanahan wanted to survey other possible vacancies before making a commitment.
And while he has made no commitment to the taterskins, we're told that the resignation of Cerrato and the hiring of Allen is the first tangible step in the process.
So even though Allen and Shanahan have no history of collaboration and despite more obvious ties between Allen and former Bucs and Raiders coach Jon Gruden, the source predicts very confidently that coach Jim Zorn eventually will quit or be fired -- and that Shanahan will get the job.
The only remaining question is whether the announcements will be made 114 minutes apart.
Quote from: Eagaholic on December 17, 2009, 01:21:45 PM
They'll have 5 QBs on the roster to compete with Campbell.
I'd like a Gruden/Allen combo as an Eagles fan, although it is an upgrade. Especially for MNF. Gruden is beyond brutal.
Agreed - I'm going to get a chalkboard and hire a topless girl to drag her nails across it. That screech would have to be much better than Gruden, or any announcers for that matter
Fro what they are saying on ESPN, Gruden's contract on MNF does not allow him to leave to coach football, so Lil' danny would have to buy that out as well. Not that it's a problem for him.
It's funny that the taterskins looked at the state that thier new GM left Tampa Bay in and said "I want some of that!"
Glazer on the FOX pregame:
-- at the owners meetings in March, Snyder and Zorn caught up with John Lynch and Snyder asked Lynch to tell him everything about Shanahan, with Zorn standing there
-- the job was offered to Shanahan back in the spring and Mike told Snyder he had to give Zorn at least another year to prove himself
-- teams can't hire anyone full-time for next year until the offseason because of the Rooney Rule, but the taterskins are interviewing minorities just to get that part out of the way so they can hire Shanahan as soon as the season ends
-- Shanahan is more interested in the Dallas job (which is why Snyder is acting so quick on this), but Dallas says they don't want him
Snyder is such a prick I don't see any coach worht his salt wanting that job.
QuoteMike Shanahan may indeed become the next head coach of the Washington taterskins, but the question is has the organization adequately considered minority candidates as required thus far?
Currently, there are a lot of conflicting reports about the taterskins' internal interviewing practices in regards to their not-so-vacant head coaching position.
The question is, is this by design?
"I can't say for sure, but something definitely is fishy around here based on what I know," said a well-placed source within the taterskins organization told FOX31's Josina Anderson on Sunday.
This source had a lot to say, on many different fronts.
Before breaking down the inside chatter behind the walls at taterskins Park, it's important to once again shine a spotlight on the NFL's Rooney Rule which was established in 2003. This rule mandates teams in the league interview at least one minority candidate for head coaching and senior operations opportunities in an effort to address it's once dismal record of neglecting such qualified persons.
With that being said, let's begin to answer the leading question.
Since the Denver Post reported last Thursday that Shanahan appears headed to the taterskins to become their new head coach, two reports have been posted about internal minority candidates interviewing for this position.
Presumably.
An initial report by ProFootballTalk.com which said taterskins defensive coordinator Greg Blache, an African American, interviewed for this still-occupied position is currently being refuted by the Washington Post's new report which alternately says taterskins secondary coach, Jerry Gray, also an African American, is actually the one who discussed the opening with taterskins owner Daniel Snyder.
However...
Sunday a source told Fox31 that not only has all the aforementioned information been denied by said coaches within their own walls, the reports themselves are causing ruffled feathers within the ranks in Ashburn, Virginia.
"First of all when that story came out, some of the coaches around here were saying that (Jim) Zorn (taterskins current head coach) was pissed. I know that Greg (Blache) went to Jim and told him it wasn't true," said the inside source to Anderson.
When asked how they could be sure Blache himself is telling the truth to Zorn, the source replied, "All I know is what Greg said to Jim, which is that (Greg) said he didn't do it."
Later, when other members of the taterskins coaching staff became aware of the Washington Post's new report--stating their colleague Jerry Gray allegedly was the man among them that actually met with Snyder--the other coaches became visibly upset.
"I mean coaches that go to bible study together were getting split over their emotions about this. Jerry was confronted about the fact that the other coaches were sitting around talking about him, wondering whether he discussed the head coaching position with Snyder or not. Jerry told Zorn, 'they leak things out like that because that is what they want people to think. (The media) has no quotes from me because I didn't interview for the job.'"
The source added that Gray continued to defend himself to Zorn saying, "'why would I interview for the job and not tell you.'"
Obviously, just because Gray said this to Zorn, according to our source, doesn't guarantee that Gray is being honest with Zorn.
"I don't know, but I know for a fact that is what Jerry (Gray) told Jim (Zorn)."
Well apparently Zorn is taking Gray at his word because per his normal routine Gray was still scheduled to ride with the taterskins head coach to the team hotel at the Marriott in Greenbelt, Maryland in advance of their game against the Giants on Monday, according to the source.
"Gray said that he was still going to be picking up Jim (Zorn) from his house and going over to the team hotel like normal. That's what was said; whether it still happened, I don't know."
QuoteRB Clinton Portis 'Holding the Organization Hostage?'
Is he partly to blame for the taterskins downward spiral?
As disappointment nears a climax with the taterskins season drawing to a close, there's no shortage of blame to go around, and one finger is being pointed at running back Clinton Portis.
Please note, this is not the first time frustration over Portis' status has been shared with FOX31 this season, however these same sentiments were strenuously reiterated about their star back on Sunday.
"There is a lot of mess going on around here that is starting to come to a head. The only reason, in my opinion, that we're in this position is because Clinton and Dan (Snyder) are tight. I'm telling you, Portis is holding everybody hostage," opined the same source.
While adamantly alleging that Portis' leveraging of his relationship with Snyder is corroding the organization from within, the source made sure to emphasize that Portis is never overtly insubordinate in doing so, per their observation.
"I don't doubt that Portis was raised right. You can tell he has sense in that manner."
However, there is a palpable overflow of frustration over Portis seemingly operating by a different set of rules. To the source, the double standard is crippling the taterskins organization.
"Clinton is not a disrespectful young man, but the bottom line is he reported out of shape. Too often he would be trying to get out of practicing because he knows he doesn't have to. He's Dan's boy. I'm telling you yeah, he's holding the franchise hostage because we knew as a staff we had to play him even when he wasn't playing well. You got the offensive line blocking their (edit) off, and (Portis) is making these bad (edit) reads. I remember overhearing one of the offensive lineman begging during the game for (Ladell) Betts to be put in when they saw (Portis) screwing up."
Throughout various conversations over the season, this source has repeatedly emphasized how Portis could be the best in the league at his position, but per their feelings, Portis doesn't put in the work consistently.
Instead Portis, who had 124 carries for 494 yards before being recently placed on injured reserve, is being accused of being a distraction to some of his teammates and some of the staff.
"Some of the players have come up to me and others worrying about Portis getting unfair treatment. If he performed well consistently they could live with it, but when they see him screwing up trust me it's another story," said the source.
When asked what was Portis' reaction to hearing occasional complaints from the staff or some of his teammates about this alleged desire to avoid practice at times, the source said Portis couldn't have been more nonchalant if he tried.
"He would say, 'I've ran the plays a thousand times. I don't need to practice them man.'"
"(Portis) would say he gave us all he had on Sunday. That's his favorite line: 'I gave ya'll all I had on Sunday. If ya'll want me to play Sunday, ya'll need to let me rest.'"
In this source's opinion, if Zorn would have dealt with this apparent double standard of treating Portis differently, the taterskins would have been in a much better position than the 4-9 record they have going into their Monday night game against the Giants.
Improved communication would have helped as well.
"Too many people were in Jim's ears. That's another big problem. If Jason (Campbell) did something bad, you would still be hearing about it on the sidelines way too long; even when the defense was on the field. (Other coaches) would never allow Jim to move on. But when Sherman Lewis came in, that got streamlined a little better."
Apparently, not soon enough.
"Now it is too late, and it's too bad."
Some effort tonight against the Giants.
4:00 left in the 1st half - look at these numbers. :-D
Quote1st Downs 16 0
Passing 1st downs 9 0
Rushing 1st downs 7 0
1st downs from penalties 0 0
3rd down efficiency 8-9 0-3
4th down efficiency 0-0 0-0
Total Plays 39 9
Total Yards 226 -2
Passing 162 -14
Comp-Att 14-19 1-4
Yards per pass 8.5 -3.5
Rushing 64 12
Rushing Attempts 19 3
Yards per rush 3.4 4.0
Red Zone (Made-Att) 3-4 0-0
Penalties 0-0 1-5
Turnovers 0 0
Fumbles lost 0 0
Interceptions thrown 0 0
Possession 20:58 4:26
that last play before halftime was the worst thing i have ever seen. so awesome, just no words for how bad that was. you would think out of the 9 people calling the play that someone would be like "wtf, why are we doing that."
:-D :-D
Has Bruce Allen killed himself yet?
:-D farg the skins!!!
If they returned that for a TD it would have been the greatest play of all time. I couldn't stop laughing for over a minute watching that.
Too bad we need these clowns to get it together for next week so the Birds can knock the Cowboys out of the playoffs while seizing the first-round bye.
Nice drubbing tonight. FedEx emptied out early, fans were throwing snowballs at Jacobs during the fight and Giants fans took over late.
Speaking of Jacobs; how were him and Haynesworth not ejected for throwing punches?
Quote from: QB Eagles on December 21, 2009, 10:50:54 PM
Too bad we need these clowns to get it together for next week so the Birds can knock the Cowboys out of the playoffs while seizing the first-round bye.
Need no such thing. Just the Giants to win out, Eagles beat Dallas. That alone would eliminate Dallas from the playoffs.
Worst football I've seen in years. That "play" before the half is grounds for barring the taterskins from the league.
Looking forward to the Skins turning things around Sunday against the Cowboys.
Disappointed I missed seeing that play live. Heard it on the radio, Boomer Esiason said he couldn't describe the play because he had no words for it.
Zorn said the play was well-designed but the defense was good enough to stop it :-D
That play was nothing more than Zorn giving the finger to Snyder and everyone else on his way out the door.
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on December 22, 2009, 12:00:46 PM
That play was nothing more than Zorn giving the finger to Snyder and everyone else on his way out the door.
It was closer to what Bud Adams did than just a single finger
Quote from: LBIggle on December 21, 2009, 10:10:58 PM
that last play before halftime was the worst thing i have ever seen. so awesome, just no words for how bad that was. you would think out of the 9 people calling the play that someone would be like "wtf, why are we doing that."
ha i didn't watch last night but saw a reply this morning. hilarious. take the entire line to one side of the field, let the giants front three rush the unprotected punter, then have him heave the ball towards the giants defensive backs as he gets crushed.
Zorn thought he saw something when he was breaking down film on the Giants.
In case anyone hasn't seen it
http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-cant-miss-plays/09000d5d8152ba5d/WK-15-Can-t-Miss-Play-Silly-Skins-tricks-are-for-kids
http://bennyhillifier.com/?id=NWoeHEEUU50
I friggin' love how the offensive linemen had no clue what to do when the ball was snapped.
http://www.youtube.com/v/Ru3FmR4HXjk&hl=en_US&fs=1&
LMAO, you cant hate him in the least bit
I love when he calls them "the Washington... football team". Won't even use that racist name. He's slipped up in a few videos but for the most part he sticks to it.
That was great. I agree, how can you not respect this guy? He calls it exactly how he sees it which is exactly how it is.
holy shtein riggins is awesome.
true dat rome. riggins is a rare gem in the phoney media world.
Riggins is Ted Nugent
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on December 24, 2009, 10:18:13 AM
Riggins is Ted Nugent
(http://www.showbiz.ie/images/stars2/tednugent-concerts-08.jpg)
Spread Christmas cheer with this hit piece on the skins in Newsweek (http://www.newsweek.com/id/227815/page/1)
Quote"Snyder took a very under-marketed asset and squeezed every last cent out of it," says Dan Kaplan, finance editor at The Sports Business Journal. "He's turned the taterskins into a cash machine. And the result is a completely soulless, corporate product."
...
Hall of Fame running back and taterskins' all-time leading rusher John Riggins sees it all too well. In a mid-December interview with NEWSWEEK, Riggins described a party he'd recently attended at the home of a U.S. senator. "There were some Supreme Court justices there, definitely people high up inside the government," says Riggins, "and they were all saying the same thing: they are done supporting this team."
QuoteThe 2009 taterskins can't even get through Christmas Day without controversy.
Albert Haynesworth, the team's highest-paid player, just left the facility after a heated discussion with coach Jim Zorn.
As his teammates warmed up before practice, Haynesworth and Zorn got into it on an adjacent field. Defensive coordinator Greg Blache finally walked over to try to play peacemaker, but Haynesworth soon walked into the building. Not long afterwards, the All-Pro defensive tackle drove away from taterskins Park.
After practice, I'll ask the embattled Zorn what the heck happened between him and Haynesworth, who has a seven-year, $100 million contract with $41 million guaranteed.
-- David Elfin
this thing is a bigger trainwreck than munsons life. and i love every second of it.
Poor Munson
If only I was getting 41 million guarenteed...
Quote from: Munson on December 25, 2009, 02:46:07 PM
If only I was getting 41 million guarenteed...
if only you knew how to use spell check
The Haynesworth signing is lookin great!
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/12/25/AR2009122501780.html
QuoteHaynesworth believes that Zorn used his tardiness as an excuse to discipline him because of the coaching staff's anger about his recent biting postgame comments. "They're all against me or whatever," he said. "But I know what I'm saying is right because I've been in a scheme that works."
Quote"We're going to change the scheme up, make it around you. We want you to do what you do. They might have changed a little bit [but] they don't let me rush. They call what Blache calls 'Hot,' a basic pass rush, maybe a few times a game. And half the time that's changed because of some formation. I disagree with their whole scheme."
Several times, Haynesworth has initiated closed-door discussions with Blache about the system, offering ideas on how the team might be more productive, people in the organization familiar with Haynesworth's actions said. But Blache has not been receptive, and the situation reached a boiling point in the last game.
"What made me do this [criticize the team's leadership and defensive scheme after the last game] is . . . he tells me, 'Get out of my face,' " Haynesworth said of Blache. "When I go up to him in the game it's like, 'Hey, we need to do this because this will help.' He tells me, 'Get out of my face. Go sit down. Go sit down.' Like I'm a kid or something like that. That's when I said what I said after the game. That's what made me respond the way that I did."
Quote from: Sgt PSN on December 25, 2009, 04:26:43 PM
Quote from: Munson on December 25, 2009, 02:46:07 PM
If only I was getting 41 million guarenteed...
if only you knew how to use spell check
Sometimes it's just too much work to right click the word with the red line under it.
QuotePosted by Josh Alper on December 26, 2009 5:32 PM ET
According to a report by Brad Biggs of the Chicago Tribune and NFP, taterskins defensive lineman had designs on doing more than just showing up late for taterskins practice on Christmas Day.
Biggs reports that Haynesworth tried to get other members of the taterskins to arrive late to work on Friday as a protest of the early start time for practice. The team wanted to get practice over as early as possible to allow players and staff to spend time with their families on the holiday, but it seems Haynesworth disagreed with that choice.
(Perhaps he was up late enjoying cookies and milk left out for St. Nick at his house. And at 100 or so others.)
Haynesworth was sent home by the team when he arrived an hour late on Friday. Haynesworth responded by blasting the coaching staff for using him incorrectly and said that the team needed someone to lead them in the right direction.
The taterskins have said that Haynesworth will play on Sunday night against the Cowboys, but it remains to be seen whether additional discipline will be imposed on him in light of his conduct.
:-D
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on December 24, 2009, 10:18:13 AM
Riggins is Ted Nugent
(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:m26So2ZQmEr21M:http://www.spirit-of-metal.com/membre_groupe/photo/Ted_Nugent-13802.jpg)
(http://noisehnois.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/ted_nugent_-_free_for_all.jpg)
Free For All is his best album ever.
Best solo - don't forget the Damn Yankees
.....and Ted Nugent and the Amboy Dukes.
My fav..
(http://static.rateyourmusic.com/album_images/483ada53c432ca9536e1394122c654a3/17387.jpg)
Gotta' luv the Great White Buffalo.
I think now is the time for us to reflect back on this classic 2006 Art Mills piece. Whenever I start feeling down, I either read this article or masturbate to old "Facts of Life" reruns.
QuoteExtremeSkins Fan View: Cap Hell Rocks!
By Arthur Mills
ExtremeSkins.com
March 16, 2006
Don't hate us because we're beautiful.
No more blank, wondering stares, confused head scratching, frothing emotional outbursts, conspiracy theories or embarrassing, dismissive references to 2000. The Washington taterskins are the central theme of every NFL team message board out there. Here's a message to you all from all ExtremeSkins fans everywhere.
It's time to embrace the reality of it all. Simply, we're better than you. :-D
That's it. Look no further. We are better than you. We're more fun. It feels better to be us. We've got flair. We're audacious, capricious, bodacious, supercalifragilisticxpalidocious.
Are you finally getting it?
Yes, yes, I know cap hell was supposed to be upon us. I know that's what you've been told. I feel for you, I really do. As you come to realize we're better than you, a second bit of stark reality must also penetrate. We're smarter than them.
Repeat after me.
The Washington taterskins are managed, coached and owned by highly professional people who know more about running a football franchise than ALL the unnamed, anonymous sources any reporter has yanked from the broom closet and quoted.
Don't take my word for it. Take the following words for it.
Brandon Lloyd, Antwaan Randle El, Adam Archuleta, Andre Carter, Todd Collins, Christian Fauria. :-D
The question you all should be asking isn't, "How is all this possible?" No. The question should be, "How didn't we know this was all possible?"
Six years of assurances cap hell was on the way and you still allowed yourself to believe the tripe. Perhaps busting the cap hell myth as it relates to the Washington taterskins is just too painful a thing for media and fans of other teams to do.
Like a child coming to the harsh knowledge Santa doesn't exist, the media and opposing teams' fans are struggling desperately to hang on to the fiction that cap hell is on the way for the taterskins despite--literally--YEARS of demonstrated contrary evidence.
Here's the best part.
You don't have to hate us for what we're doing. You can do it, too.
"The thing I want to emphasize is this: We haven't done one thing that anybody else can't do," Joe Gibbs said after the introductory press conference for Andre Carter. "We have certain rules in the league. Here's the cap, here's the numbers, here's what you can spend, so everybody in the league can do what we're doing, it's just that they choose not to, many of them."
Deep down, this is really the issue, isn't it? You can do it too and you know it, but, your team doesn't do it, so, you have a hard choice. Hate your team, or hate us.
Say you're a fan of the Philadelphia Eagles. You always have all those many millions available, which somehow never seem to get spent. All week you're hearing how you have LeCharles Bentley locked up as your free agent masterstroke to solidify your offensive line.
You are giddy. You're thrilled. You know this is the guy you need. He fills a need and makes it a strength. You're excited about the prospects of adding such a substantial piece. Then, the Cleveland Browns call, offer a few more bucks to Bentley and Bentley winds up in Cleveland leaving you with nothing more than whimpering excuses that Bentley is from Cleveland and always wanted to play there.
Oh, hush.
Antwaan Randle El is from Chicago. He's always wanted to play there. Yet he's playing in D.C. Adam Archuleta :-D admits he adores Lovie Smith after years playing for him with St. Louis and wanted to play with him in Chicago. Yet he's playing in D.C. Andre Carter just had to meet the Broncos because his father played there 12 years and he envisioned being the second generation of his family with the team. Yet he's playing in D.C.
And it's driving you crazy because you were so excited and thrilled about the prospects of adding a good player your management and owner can't figure out how to land while we get EVERY single player we shoot at.
We get to actually live the thrill and giddiness you only get to brush up against. And it's killing you.
Did we pay a premium for generally young players entering their prime with years left to play in the NFL? You bet we did. Kind of like when the Eagles lock up their own young players for a premium before they really emerge on the scene and everyone calls that genius. Think of it like that, only, with the component of actually being smart because an expensive 24-year-old promising receiver suddenly becomes a very cheap 26-year-old receiver when he grabs 80 balls.
See, we already had good players under contract. Now we have more.
As you struggle to find words to describe the coming cap doom heading our way, try to process one final thought. When you have that free agent you need all lined up and you don't get him, well, isn't that really what cap hell feels like?
I wouldn't know, because I don't ever have to feel that way.
Beautiful.
the only thing better than that piece would be if jo polnechecks motorcycle actually started
and thats word to mrs garretts cob web ridden ovaries
does anyone have arts email? i want to send him that article, along with some cancer.
hahafunnyhaha should share that one with ES
and you should share a sammich with mama cass
I'd like to share my AIDS burger with you sargey.
The Skins could end up with the #3 pick if they lose against San Diego's backups and KC and Tampa Bay both win. Right now they have #5 and could fall as low as #8 with a win...
Quote from: ice grillin you on December 30, 2009, 03:09:33 PM
the only thing better than that piece would be if jo polnechecks motorcycle actually started
The only thing more surprising and disturbing than your knowledge of "Facts of Life", is my mother's discovery of my homemade Lisa Whelchel sex doll made from some pillows, bra, panties, a kitchen towel and latex gloves.
http://www.youtube.com/v/6tRt0c0T0jw&hl=en_US&fs=1&
Spectacular!
I luv me sum Riggo.
Quote from: Beermonkey on December 31, 2009, 12:58:39 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on December 30, 2009, 03:09:33 PM
the only thing better than that piece would be if jo polnechecks motorcycle actually started
The only thing more surprising and disturbing than your knowledge of "Facts of Life", is my mother's discovery of my homemade Lisa Whelchel sex doll made from some pillows, bra, panties, a kitchen towel and latex gloves.
i love you too
QuotePosted by Mike Florio on January 2, 2010 9:12 PM ET
Richmond isn't the only major city in Virginia that has opted not to televise Sunday's game featuring the taterskins.
The Norfolk FOX affiliate reportedly has dumped the taterskins-Chargers game. Sports director Bruce Rader explained the decision by telling the Virginian-Pilot that the taterskins are "unwatchable."
Like the FOX affiliate in Richmond, the Norfolk station will show the game between the Eagles and the Cowboys instead.
:-D
Wow, that's crazy. I was down in Newport News during last year's Monday night Cowboys-Eagles game. It's definitely Skins territory down there. There's even an official Skins store in Norfolk.
I guess the people down there would rather watch two playoff-bound teams that they hate than watch the Skins.
Schefter says Zorn is gone within the next 24 hours (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4792287)
lost to the Chargers' backups and ended up with the #4 pick in the draft
Will they go for a QB there?
probably....either Sam Bradford or Jimmy Clausen
Sad to see the Jim Zorn era coming to an end.
The possibility of Shanahanahan era starting up in Washington could be would scare me more than anything, but I think if he goes there it'll be for an easy pay day.
officially gone
Quote"The status quo is not acceptable."
Quote from: BigEd76 on January 03, 2010, 07:25:24 PM
probably....either Sam Bradford or Jimmy Clausen
they don't need a quarterback. they have colt brennanz!!
Quote from: Rome on January 04, 2010, 10:37:51 AM
they don't need a quarterback. they have colt brennanz!!
I have it on good authority that he will terrorize the NFC East for years to come.
Kyle Shanahan will probably leave Houston to be the OC for Pops in Washington.
They wasted no time in firing Zorny. Now we'll see clever signatures and sayings on ES about Shanahan for a year or wto until he flames out there. No one will ever win under Snyder.
"By the time you read this...."
QuoteThe former Denver Broncos coach flew to Washington on Dan Snyder's plane Monday, hours after the team fired Jim Zorn.
Shanahan was talking to the taterskins' owner Monday afternoon, a meeting that was scheduled to go into the night, with taterskins general manager Bruce Allen joining them later.
Snyder's plane, dubbed taterskins One, landed at Dulles International Airport near taterskins Park in midafternoon, and Shanahan was driven away in a limousine.
Their arrogance at ES knows no bounds:
http://www.extremeskins.com/showthread.php?t=314385
QuoteAttention Members Of The Media
Will you guys please log the **** off of ES. Your continued lurking presence here has slowed down the board causing it to load really slow for some of our membership.
Go on, log off. Get off of here. Quit using us as "sources" and go do the job you're actually being paid for.
Especially you, Florio. You should be ashamed for basically stealing money from NBC for all the cut n pasting you've done here.
And I haven't forgotten abot you either, JLC. Yesterday on the NFLN you even read word for word something that was posted here.
Seriously. Log off. Go do your jobs or ask me who & where you can send your paychecks to.
They are convinced that Florio gets his taterskins news from ES.
And a few years ago Art got into a huge internet dildo fight with the sports writers on their message board.
where is that photoshop beermonkey or whoever made of art and being touched by a coaching angel. that was easily the greatest thing in the history of this place.
shanny officially in
Sweet.
So what will be the excuse when he fails?
5/$35M
ha
(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn103/wilco_nieuwehorne/Sachez-Skins-1.jpg)
Quote from: BigEd76 on January 05, 2010, 09:19:45 PM
5/$35M
ha
i dont get the humor
andy makes more than six million a year
plus what does it matter how much coaches make
Andy's also the GM and has won more in the last 10 years. Are you truly deep down scared about this move?
not scared but there isnt any question the taterskins will get better under him which puts them potentially with or even ahead of the eagles
its not a matter of being scared its a matter of having another team in your division improve
but really all i was wondring is why is seven million bucks for him a laughing matter...dook has two superbowls..and he will have more say in football matters than the skins gm so for all intents and purposes he is a gm...allen is gonna be more of a contract salary cap guy than a PP guy
whatever, farg them all
Quote from: ice grillin you on January 05, 2010, 09:58:51 PM
not scared but there isnt any question the taterskins will get better under him which puts them potentially with or even ahead of the eagles
its not a matter of being scared its a matter of having another team in your division improve
but really all i was wondring is why is seven million bucks for him a laughing matter...dook has two superbowls..and he will have more say in football matters than the skins gm so for all intents and purposes he is a gm...allen is gonna be more of a contract salary cap guy than a PP guy
He's overrated. I've always thought he was deserving of that tag because as a GM he's terrible and those SBs were because of Elway and Terrell Davis. He hasn't won shtein since.
And he has final say in DC, which is good for us to laugh at
Isn't this the guy that dumped Clinton Portis? That should lead to a few minutes of entertainment.
QuoteRe: Any Other Season Ticket Holders Not Renewing?
Why should anybody not renew? We are turning this mother around!
pretty good summation per pft
QuoteShanahan has final say in Washington
Posted by Mike Florio on January 5, 2010 8:54 PM ET
When Bruce Allen became the new General Manager of the Washington taterskins, owner Daniel Snyder proclaimed that Allen "has the authority."
"When we, when he, when the club makes a decision, it's a taterskins decision," Snyder said.
Folks who had been tracking the Shanahan rumors knew better.
Less than three weeks later, there's a new sheriff in town, and coach Mike Shanahan has the authority that Allen possessed on a short-term basis, like a library book.
Adam Schefter of ESPN reports that, in addition to coaching the team, Shanahan will serve as executive Vice President of football operations. That's the same title Vinny Cerrato most recently held.
Schefter also reports that Shanahan, not Allen, now has the "ultimate authority" over football decisions.
And so the clumsily-kept secret is now out in the open. By all appearances, Shanahan and Allen were a package deal, with Allen coming through the door first and pretending to be in charge until Shanahan was hired.
Meanwhile, the taterskins interviewed no one else after the firing of Jim Zorn, turning the Rooney Rule upside down and creating a horrible precedent for its application in the future.
But, hey, the taterskins got the guy they coveted. The guy whose Broncos went 8-8 in 2008, just like the taterskins did. The guy whose Broncos went 7-9 in 2007, two games worse than the taterskins.
The guy who has won only one playoff game in the eleven years since winning a second straight Super Bowl with a team built largely by someone else, and held together in part by proven salary-cap violations for which the Broncos were fined nearly $2 million and stripped of two third-round draft picks.
So now that the taterskins got the guy they coveted, can someone explain to us why in the hell they coveted him?
Isn't Shanahan part cherokee?
I think it's pretty cool the color of his skin will match the color of their uniforms.
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on January 05, 2010, 10:06:59 PM
He's overrated. I've always thought he was deserving of that tag because as a GM he's terrible and those SBs were because of Elway and Terrell Davis. He hasn't won shtein since.
14 years in denver two losing seasons and two superbowls
totally overrated
if you wanna say he wont make the taterskins better fine...every job is different and not everyone does the same thing in each place they go
but its absolutely laughable to call him overrated
if hes overrrated with his track record who isnt overrated...
bill belichek?...or is he overrated as well because he has tom brady?
Let's also remember that IGY could have been named the head coach and it would be an improvement over what they had (AND HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A SEAM ROUTE IS Please ban me, ohmygodohmygod!). So there's a lot of room between 'improvement' and 'championship caliber'.
If Andy Reid wins 2 sb's is he better than Shannahan?
sure
i'll ride my unicorn to his HOF induction ceremony
f the superbowls Shanahan had with John Elway (are you kidding me....1998). Times have changed, the game has changed, but unfortunately for Shanahan his philosophy wont change
this dude has been notoriously crushed in the media for his huge mismanagement of draft picks, crazy ass FA signings and trades. Like Phreak said, its the reason the Broncos havent done squat since Elway. If the taterskins want to continue with that trend...by all means go for it.
What good is a bunch of winning seasons if you cant get or do shtein in the playoffs..but yet your nickname is the "Mastermind"?
LOL, i want to see another Maurice Clarett in the 3rd round Shanny
Quote from: reese125 on January 06, 2010, 09:23:12 AM
this dude has been notoriously crushed in the media for his huge mismanagement of draft picks, crazy ass FA signings and trades.
In other words, he is perfect for DC
Quote from: General_Failure on January 05, 2010, 10:39:41 PM
Isn't this the guy that dumped Clinton Portis? That should lead to a few minutes of entertainment.
I wouldn't call trading Portis for Champ Bailey "dumping" But, yes, hopefully Portis holds a grudge.
speaking of Portis...cute gem he dropped about his quarterback:
Clinton Portis went about rehashing the past on a Washington D.C. radio station, including his thoughts on quarterback Jason Campbell's leadership skills. Asked on ESPN980 why Campbell was a team captain and he wasn't, Portis replied: "I wonder the same thing. It's no disrespect to Jason, but everybody in that locker room will tell you - you will never see Jason mad, you will never see Jason's tempo change. ... (He's) going to give you everything (he's) got. But as a leader ... it was always, 'Jason couldn't take control of the huddle,' or 'He didn't do this' or 'He didn't do that.' That wasn't Jason's character. ... I think Jason, you can't place so much on somebody who's not ready for that situation. I think Jason has enough trouble in getting the plays in and worrying about this, compared to controlling the huddle." Portis also added that Campbell wouldn't make suggestions on plays or stand up for the players in meetings with coaches.
I would take Shannahan in a heart beat over Reid.
In game, easily Shannahan over Reid. Reid as GM over Shannahan all day
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on January 06, 2010, 04:35:26 PM
In game, easily Shannahan over Reid. Reid as GM over Shannahan all day
this is probably best said.
shanny is a good coach, but aren't a lot of his old run block schemes now illegal? and if i'm not mistaken, dude only won like 1 playoff game after winning a couple of superbowls. shanny was damn near a god in denver. and he's like best friends with their owner. and he still got fired. when a person who you are close to loses faith in your ability, that says a lot imo.
but the taterskins are definitely better off under shanny than they have been for the last 10 years. he'll probably turn them into a consistent playoff team but not much more than that. of course, that's pretty much what reid has done in philly too.
so even though i don't think he'll make them a legit super bowl contender, at least not inside of 5 years, he will make them good enough to throw a wrench in the nfc east. which sucks for the eagles. hell, under shanny the eagles probably go 0-2 vs the racists this year.
alex gibbs came up with the zone blocking scheme not shanahan and no its not illegal
maybe not so much the scheme itself, but weren't there some "tactics" that were used like chop blocking and such that the nfl got rid of? either way, i guess it's moot if it's not "his" scheme.
well it sort of is still an issue in that shanny is probably bringing gibbs to washington with him
Sorry, but I HAD to post this brilliance from ES
Quote
what I never understood is why they considered Philly In the NFC east to begin with. With their history it would make more sense to put them in with the nfc west, I'd rather have teams like greenbay or the bears. I usually bring this topic up in the philly forum and they go ape **** defending their spot in the NFC east.
I think they are the smallest market in the NFC east right??
seriously, just nuke them
Quote from: paco on January 07, 2010, 10:39:27 AM
Sorry, but I HAD to post this brilliance from ES
Quote
what I never understood is why they considered Philly In the NFC east to begin with. With their history it would make more sense to put them in with the nfc west, I'd rather have teams like greenbay or the bears. I usually bring this topic up in the philly forum and they go ape **** defending their spot in the NFC east.
I think they are the smallest market in the NFC east right??
can you throw up the link for the thread that is in
i wanna send it to people but they will think i made it up
http://www.extremeskins.com/showthread.php?t=314840
Post #9
thanks
this is a beaut as well
Im no Cowboys fan but that is ****ed up. That's a slap to all Texans and servicemen and women across the country.
lol, i saw that one and it's a head scratcher to say the least. wtf do servicemen have to do with it and why should they be pissed that someone spit on the cowboys star?
for igy:
http://www.extremeskins.com/showthread.php?t=314809
QuoteSeriously. I like me some good ol' trash talking. Wild card weekend smack down. I love the locker room bulletin board material. I love it when Ochocinco does it. I HATE it when someone like DJax does it. SHUT THE **** UP, KID!
i hate and love that place so farging much
i hate it when one of you fargers posts a link over there because then i start sifting through threads and i'd really prefer to be doing almost anything besides reading that garbage over there. but this is one of those threads that makes it all worth while.
skins fans trying to come up with a "catch phrase" for shanahan:
http://www.extremeskins.com/showthread.php?t=314757
QuoteI mentioned this in another thread. I have heard someone mention "Tranny for Shanny" and "Shanafan" so far.
QuoteWell, he may be Can-a-man this off-season, Shan-a-camp in Carlisle then Champion-man by December.
Quotetaterskins Football...It's Shana-Han-a-Riffic!!
QuoteShanallen (Half Shanahan/Half Allen) (pronounced sha-nal-len)
or.... Welcome to al-Shanistan
QuoteFo' shizzle my Shizzanahan
Quote
(http://exit15b.hoodbridge.com/images/shanwow.jpg)
Shan-WOW!
for the love of farg, i can't stop....
http://www.extremeskins.com/showthread.php?t=314917
QuoteSo, yesterday I am driving to work with a smile on my face. This is not, traditionally, a common occurrence, as my job and I don't particularly see eye to eye. However, on this fine day, I am smiling, and my job is the farthest thing from my thoughts. You know why? Because my beloved Washington taterskins have hired a new coach, and I approve, baby! That's why! Because Shanny has a great resume, and after hearing his press conference, a sense of hope came back to me. I flip on the radio to hear if there might be any other great news, hey, maybe we traded Portis, Landry, two ham sammitches and Zorn's old slip 'n' slide for Peyton Manning. Ahhh, dreams! Anyway, the very first caller I hear immediately kills my buzz with...
"Shannahan aint never won nuthin without Elway as his QB!"
Dammit! People! I was enjoying this for a second! Now, aside from the obvious piling on aspect, and the need to somehow be a contrarian, what the hell does this comment mean? Really? How many championships did Dungy without Manning? Jimmie Johnson without Aikman? Holmgren without Favre? Belichek without cheating? I mean Brady?
Truth be told, the only coach I can think of off the back of my hand who did it multiple times with different QBs is our very own Joe Gibbs! Bill Walsh had Montana and Young...(I think Walsh won one with Young there at the end?)
Hell, Andy Reid has had McNabb the whole time, and he hasn't got one yet! Maybe this is the year? My point is this... Of course Elway made the Broncos a great team. But maybe Shanny helped make Elway, also? More importantly, Shanny was a winner WITHOUT Elway as well. He still made playoff appearances on a regular basis. The Broncos were still an annual favorite to win the AFC East. And he was doing it with none other than future HOFer Jake "the snake" Plummer.
Stop with the hate, please, and let me get back to my stupid grin! I want to believe....
although it's penned with the mentality of a 12 year old, this piece of literary artwork comes from a dude who is thirty freaking five.
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QuoteI think Walsh won one with Young there at the end?
George Seifert says hi
and although he didn't win, Holmgren returned to the Super Bowl with the friggin Seahawks
to that douche's credit, that last walch super bowl was the same year that steve young starting stealing starts from montana. but yeah montana won it, that was the taylor catch at the end.
The lack of an Icky Shuffle in that game was a crushing blow to my 11 year old self.
Quote from: rjs246 on January 07, 2010, 02:08:56 PM
The lack of an Icky Shuffle in that game was a crushing blow to my 11 year old self.
Best celebration ever? Could be...
Ha! The Icky shuffle probably looked like MDS blowing a load on rjs's lips.
wow that was random but i laughed
QuoteHaslett looks like favorite for taterskins coordinator job
Posted by Gregg Rosenthal on January 12, 2010 2:16 PM ET
Mike Zimmer's return to Cincinnati as defensive coordinator should have a ripple effect around the league.
Zimmer was believed to be at the top of Washington's wish list for their defensive coordinator job. Following the Zimmer news, the Washington Post writes that Jim Haslett appears to be the front runner for the team's position. Haslett met with Mike Shanahan and the taterskins Monday.
taterskins secondary coach Jerry Gray has also "received consideration" but it appears Washington may be ready to move on from the Greg Blatche/Jerry Gray defense that has performed rather well.
hope Haslett brings back some of that Ram magic
done deal
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/01/12/taterskins-hire-haslett/
I love their philosophy of picking up staff members for a coach they don't have yet.
Quote from: General_Failure on January 13, 2010, 12:08:44 PM
I love their philosophy of picking up staff members for a coach they don't have yet.
ugh....that would be shanahan.
Did they officially sign him? I don't remember.
yeah, shortly after new years.
Quote from: PhillyGirl on January 13, 2010, 10:28:25 AM
done deal
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/01/12/taterskins-hire-haslett/
Quote# MurderCapital#1 says: January 12, 2010 10:01 PM
We should have kept Zorn so he could learn to be a HC. The Rat isn't a spring chicken and Zorn could learn... maybe.
wow
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4822152
joe bugel retiring. maybe now skins fans will finally stop wearing dresses to the game.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on January 13, 2010, 02:14:26 PM
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4822152
joe bugel retiring. maybe now skins fans will finally stop wearing dresses to the game.
to the contrary - in honor of the retirement of such a venerable old coach, the will be wearing "JB" patches on their left dress sleeve and inserting tampons before each home game.
LOL, funniest NFL thing I've seen in weeks.
Quote
Jay Glazer reports that [Bill]Romanowski is interviewing in Washington to be the team's strength and conditioning coach. Seriously.
There are a ton of jokes that could be made here, but we'll leave them to the commenters.
Instead, we wonder if the league will have an opinion on the hiring of an admitted steroid user and pill enthusiast for a job that puts him in charge of the conditioning of an entire NFL team.
^thats rich alright^
Quote from: Eagaholic on February 09, 2010, 02:32:54 PM
LOL, funniest NFL thing I've seen in weeks.
Quote
Jay Glazer reports that [Bill]Romanowski is interviewing in Washington to be the team's strength and conditioning coach. Seriously.
There are a ton of jokes that could be made here, but we'll leave them to the commenters.
Instead, we wonder if the league will have an opinion on the hiring of an admitted steroid user and pill enthusiast for a job that puts him in charge of the conditioning of an entire NFL team.
mark mcgwire's a hitting coach. romaroidski might be a strength and conditioning coach. what's next....oj simpson teaching morals & ethics to each rookie class? maybe rae carruth can give a class on proper police evasion techniques. perhaps we can resurrect corey lidle for some flying lessons while we're at it.
mcnabb can teach qbs how to be clutch
Tom Brady can teach QB's how to be farging handsome. Oh wait, he is. ^-^
Or black.
Quote from: Munson on February 09, 2010, 09:58:38 PM
Or black.
i really want to laugh at this. but i know munson will try and build on it and farg it up, which will then make me feel dirty for laughing at his joke.
don't ruin this for me, man. just this one farging time, don't ruin it. you did good. just let it be and let me laugh in peace. please.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on February 09, 2010, 10:04:33 PM
Quote from: Munson on February 09, 2010, 09:58:38 PM
Or black.
i really want to laugh at this. but i know munson will try and build on it and farg it up, which will then make me feel dirty for laughing at his joke.
don't ruin this for me, man. just this one farging time, don't ruin it. you did good. just let it be and let me laugh in peace. please.
that was to easy...im about the least funny person ever and a guy that always goes for the racial angle and even i knew not to go black here...a check piece of your sense of humor may be in order sarge
It wasn't about the joke itself, which was definitely easy. It was about catering to the ridiculous emphasis that people like you put on race here. Black is the relatively easy way to go anywhere, but here on CF, your over emphasis on race has made it so easy to go that route that it's not only a joke but a tongue-in-cheek joke that pokes fun at itself as well.
youre white trash to the 1 millionth degree and i cant even imagine the racist lingo that gets tossed around in the american legion...which is probably why you go out of your way to make negro jokes whenever possible
lol I love how much you pretend to know my life. I love even more how you spread it around to literally every thread on the message board. It just makes you look like such a fool that I don't know if I ever want it to stop.
you scream your life loud and clear dooks....honestly it doesnt take much thought at all to figure it out
lol the picture you have of me is so far off base that it's not even worth acknowledging.
What is, however, is how pathetic you are trying to scream "white trash" at me in every thread on the MB and making it virtually unbearable for anyone to post. Except for jew boy of course, who I am sure will be on the upswing from your balls to this thread any minute now.
tell me the american legion wasnt really where youre proud of to watch games and you dont know anyone who was in that picture and all will be forgotten
lol IGY I posted plenty of pics in the sports memorabilia thread. It's not an "American Legion", it was a rec room built as an addition onto my Uncles house after he retired a few years ago. Yes, there are mainly white people there from week to week. That must automatically make them racist, I know. Or it just makes them old Italian people who have a shtein ton of family friends who happen to be from the same area.
don't knock the american legion you sons of bitches. makers and coke for $2.50 with a liberal amount of makers and a conservative amount of ice. i don't care how old and crusty those mofo's are, put 5 or 6 of those delightful spirits in me and i'll listen to all the farging war stories those old fogies want to tell.
time to get a new job if you need to go to an american legion to save money
time to get a new life if you can't see why an American Legion is a great place to drink
Moose Lodges, American Legions are great places to drink since its like a buck a bottle, and 60 cent drafts
not to mention the cats who hang there drink to get drunk
and the people there are salt of the earth, no yuppie scum or wannabes in sight
yep, its a family atmosphere there. So long as you have a sponsor you're in.
igy farging cracks me up. for someone who hates rich, old white dudes the whole "get a new job" comment is a very rich, old white dude thing to say.
it ain't just about saving money dook, it's about going to a place and having a few cheap drinks with some good, old fashioned, hard working people who might have an interesting story to tell. or maybe you just want to sit in a corner and drink in peace and be left alone.
yeah, i know......sitting at a bar and letting some old dude tell a story is sooooooo MA. because he's old and he's white so he must be racist and republican.
No doubt there are no better places to drink than social clubs like the Legion. Good people, most have good food, and the beer flows like wine.
There are better places to drink if you're a poseur or an elitist farg.
Don't know anyone like that myself.
The only thing not good about those places is if you are trying to go out and get some tail. Other than that...
At a certain point in life some men may gladly pull in American Legion trim.
Quote from: Drunkmasterflex on February 10, 2010, 12:44:10 PM
The only thing not good about those places is if you are trying to go out and get some tail. Other than that...
exactly. if you're looking to go out, get smashed, listen to loud music and score some easy muff, then the legion is not where you should be going.
but if you want a quiet night of drinking with people who are going to leave you alone so you and your buddies can shoot a game of pool and don't want to drop $100 on the bar, then social clubs like the legion, elks, moose or whatever are awesome.
even though i don't live in the area anymore, i have a membership at the american-italian bocce club up in royersford. the doors are locked and you can only get in with a key card. the bar is nice, well maintained and clean. the people are about as average as you can find....mostly laborers or small business owners. $20 for your first year membership, $10 after that. most expensive drink in the place is probably 5 or 6 bucks. they have a huge family bbq every year (for free) and raffle off cash prizes and other prizes like eagles/phillies/sixers/flyers tickets, etc, etc. they also do xmas parties, nye parties, and various other parties throughout the year.
friday and sat nights usually get a really good crowd, but not to the point where people are invading your personal space. the rest of the week is relatively low key but still has enough people in there to have a good time. and the members age from mid-20's on up.
every time i make it back east, i always head up there with my dad. we get drunk, shoot pool and stumble our way back home. good times.
sorry id rather not spend my drinking time with 200 chuck bednariks
if that floats your boat by all means carry on...
Quote from: Diomedes on February 10, 2010, 12:54:06 PM
At a certain point in life some men may gladly pull in American Legion trim.
I don't think those ladies do trimming.
Quote from: Drunkmasterflex on February 10, 2010, 12:19:23 PM
No doubt there are no better places to drink than social clubs like the Legion. Good people, most have good food, and the beer flows like wine.
You ain't lying about the food. I'm a member of the 'Sons of the American Legion', and friday night dinners are some real good home cooking. Also, the local V.F.W. has a killer pit beef and oyster dinner on Saturdays during the oyster season. The guy cooking the beef is a master at it and the oysters are fresh shucked right off the boat. All the places like that give you gigantic portions. It doesn't get any better.
Igy, sometimes you seem more racist than David Duke. You lump people into a group and make judgements about them without even knowing who they are. Thats shallow man.
sorry you cant understand how i wouldnt wanna spend an evening driniking with 200 old ass white guys
just like youd cut your leg off before you spent a night drinking with 200 young buck whylin negroids
doesnt you mean hate blacks its just not a place youd feel comfortable
i dont see whats so hard to get
and if you wanna know the truth id rather not spend an evening with 200 fraternity doods either...but i guess thats racist also
Funny that this is taking place in the Racist thread
200 angry broddas, 200 honky jocks...either way I end up beat down lucky to live...for being in the wrong place
200 american legioners not so much
Why would anyone assume that when you go into the American Legion nobody but old white guys are in there? At my post on a friday or saturday theres a big mix of people and their families. White and black. Yes igy, there are black people in the military. Matter of fact, one of the past commanders at my local VFW is black. He served in the gulf war. The AL eligibility requirements are such that as of August 2, 1990, through present, and continuing until cessation of hostilities as determined by the U.S. government. As such, open eligibility thus applies to all current active-duty service members. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Legion) That means my son is eligible and isn't even of legal drinking age yet.
Eligibility for the VFW is different. Members must be US citizens and be currently serving in the US military or have an honorable discharge from the US Armed Forces. Membership also requires military service overseas during a conflict and decorated with an expeditionary medal, a campaign medal or ribbon. Receipt of imminent danger/hostile fire pay is accepted for membership. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Veterans_of_Foreign_Wars) My son has a ribbon on his dress uni for serving in the 'war on terror'. He's defiantly overseas, but I have to check with the powers that be to see if that makes him eligible for membership. My Dad, a past commander of the VFW who served in Korea, has already offered to pay his membership to both organizations.
Assuming that there are only gonna' be old white men at the AM or VFW is exactly the kind of bullshtein I'm talking about.
well ive only been to three or four and never seen a non old whitey
my deepest apologies
The way you like to go out to eat, you don't know what you're missin', if you can join or get a member to sign you in that is. Food and booze are cheap, cheap, cheap. I think myself lucky that I'm eligible for social member status at the VFW and 'sons' status at the Legion. Can't go to any orginizational meetings, can't vote on anything, but I enjoy all the other benifits. Cheap pool, food and booze, loads of activities, like pool, shuffleboard, cornhole, horseshoe, and card tournaments. All kinds of kid stuff for most all holidays. Superbowl pool, that I won nothing on, Casino nights, Texas holdem tounaments, Trivia nights, and slot machines!!. But, like has already been said, young single women are scarce. I've seen the occasional group come in with thier parents, but not often. If you're looking for that, you're spending upwards of $3.50 for a beer and around $4-5 for a mixed drink at the local sports bar. I've been there and done that. Nowadays, I just can't afford it. But.. to each his own.
Quote from: shorebird on February 12, 2010, 08:58:51 AM
Igy, sometimes you seem more racist than David Duke. You lump people into a group and make judgements about them without even knowing who they are. Thats shallow man.
this. and i think igy's a cool dude. but sometimes i don't get how narrowminded he can be sometimes.
free your mind, dook.
Yeah, I agree he's cool and I've never met him. But hey, none of us are perfect.
Sometimes I like to say the word sometimes sometimes.
you're cute. can we be friends?
Trying to help IGY be a better person is like trying to help MDS be a better writer. You're going to waste your time and want something bad to happen to him more than you already do.
:-D
bad things dont happen to good people
Quote from: rjs246 on February 12, 2010, 01:17:10 PM
Sometimes I like to say the word sometimes sometimes.
STFU you grammar nazi bitch.
Quote from: ice grillin you on February 12, 2010, 02:17:14 PM
bad things dont happen to good people
Then explain your presence here?
to keep warmongering middle americans like you in check and discuss the eagles qb situation
Quote from: ice grillin you on February 12, 2010, 02:24:42 PM
to keep warmongering middle americans like you in check
It'll take a bit more than just you.
probably right
Don't worry, you seem to have plenty of help around here. ;)
Quote from: shorebird on February 12, 2010, 02:21:11 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on February 12, 2010, 01:17:10 PM
Sometimes I like to say the word sometimes sometimes.
STFU you grammar nazi bitch.
Pretty sure that using the same word over and over again in the same sentence isn't poor grammar. Just a sign of low intelligence.
Over and over!
I was cute, though, to see shorebird valiantly attempt to come to Sarge's rescue. Very romantic.
Quote from: rjs246 on February 13, 2010, 10:18:46 AM
Quote from: shorebird on February 12, 2010, 02:21:11 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on February 12, 2010, 01:17:10 PM
Sometimes I like to say the word sometimes sometimes.
STFU you grammar nazi bitch.
Pretty sure that using the same word over and over again in the same sentence isn't poor grammar. Just a sign of low intelligence.
r u cawlin m3 st00pid?
Quote from: rjs246 on February 13, 2010, 11:20:35 AM
I was cute, though, to see shorebird valiantly attempt to come to Sarge's rescue. Very romantic.
A lot of things have been said about me in my lifetime, good and bad, but
cute was never one of 'em.
So I showed my nine year-old a picture of a taterskins Super Bowl ring from 1991 that was listed for sale on Ebay for $40K and she said, "Washington actually won a Super Bowl once?"
Classic.
unfortunately, there's no questioning that for the eagles.
QuoteReport: taterskins interested in Leonard Little
Posted by Gregg Rosenthal on February 16, 2010 1:03 PM ET
Defensive end Leonard Little hasn't decided yet if he'll play in 2010. If he does, Little won't struggle to find a job offer as an unrestricted free agent.
Brian Stull of ESPN 101 in St. Louis reports that taterskins defensive coordinator Jim Haslett has "let it be known" he believes Little could still be very productive if used correctly.
Little has played his entire career in St. Louis, but he's familiar with Haslett's system after playing under him from 2006-2008.
But of course washington would be interested in little.
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/02/16/report-taterskins-interested-in-leonard-little/
A smattering of predictable but funny responses
i liked this one:
QuoteShanahan looked at the team depth chart and realized he lacks depth at murderer, so this makes a lot of sense.
QuoteWashington taterskins owner Dan Snyder just spent $600,000 on two alligator leather desks with matching alligator-skin chairs for his offices at FedExField in Landover, Md. Snyder ordered the desks from the new Giorgio's of Palm Beach store on Madison Avenue. A rep for the store said, "Mr. Snyder ordered two desks and two chairs, and they will be de livered in around six weeks."
Read more: http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/gator_decor_xvPmK9sQLXfecpbUTkDWQL#ixzz0h34yxMdP
I hope there's some kind of excuse like Florida's his alma mater. Actually, no I don't.
Randle El, Smoot, Cartwright, Betts, Cornelius Griffin and Randy Thomas were all released
DC sports captains 3 months ago included Chris Clark, Antawn Jamison, Caron Butler, Arenas, Chris Samuels, Rock Cartwright, Cornelius Griffin.
All of them are gone.
ha
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/03/05/taterskins-interested-in-rex-grossman/ (http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/03/05/taterskins-interested-in-rex-grossman/)
Chester Taylor a Bear. Oops wrong thread.
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4968849
skins taking a look at chad clifton. would be a good signing for them but the move could get upgraded to great if he has an injury repeat of last year.
Quote from: Drunkmasterflex on March 05, 2010, 02:03:04 PM
Chester Taylor a Bear. Oops wrong thread.
basically anything is a legitimate reason to laugh at the taterskins
especially when has to do with them not getting a quality running back.
2010 topic yet?
so now the taterskins are interested in Antonio Bryant and Larry Johnson
I thought I heard on Sirius that they signed Maake Kemoeatu as well.
Thats a beefy front line with him and Haynesworth.
interesting. They're going to a 3-4, right? Probably insurance against fat Albert being out of shape again and only good for about 12 full effort plays a game.
The taterskins signed Larry Johnson. Between him and Portis, there is going to be lots to point and laugh at this season.
Looks like the 'Skins have signed the Sex Cannon (http://twitter.com/taterskinsblog/status/10621698844). That's just filled with WIN right there. :afro
hahaha...excellent.
The sex cannon? Never heard that before. :-D
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/SamiB/Eagles%20stuff/rex_grossman.jpg)
Quote from: Drunkmasterflex on March 17, 2010, 12:11:48 PM
The sex cannon? Never heard that before. :-D
Well then allow me to broaden (http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/11/f-k-it-im-throwing-it-downfield.html) your horizons (http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/page/7%20sex+cannon) a bit. Because if you haven't experienced Rexstacy then you're missing out. ^-^
thats lolz times infinity right there.
Philip Buchanon, Washington taterskin
Quote from: BigEd76 on March 29, 2010, 02:42:51 PM
Philip Buchanon, Washington taterskin
hurts to say, but given the price they paid, he's a pretty solid pick up. nothing great, but a nice player to have.
taterskins signed RB Willie Parker to a one-year contract that has a max value of $3.1 million.
So now they have Parker, Portis, and LJ...what a load of old crap.
I haven't been on ES since like February....someone post some updates on this signing.
if it were 2006 theyd have a hell of a backfield.
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on April 02, 2010, 05:08:33 PM
I haven't been on ES since like February....someone post some updates on this signing.
i cant even imagine the incredible sickening love that shanny is getting
QuoteHappy Birthday Sean Taylor
Everyone leave a good memory of Sean Taylor in this thread.
My favorite memory was in the TB playoff game when he took a fumble to the house.
WE MISS YOU AND LOVE YOU SEAN.
If one of you haters tries to jump on this thread with hate may you be cursed.
It's going to be funny when the Eagles go 4-12 and beat the Skins twice.
Do we point, or laugh now that McNabb is a taterskin?
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on April 03, 2010, 12:45:57 AM
It's going to be funny when the Eagles go 4-12 and beat the Skins twice.
Its going to be funny when the Eagles go 4-12 and lose to McNabb twice.
ES is killing the move.
Quote from: PhillyGirl on April 04, 2010, 08:45:54 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on April 03, 2010, 12:45:57 AM
It's going to be funny when the Eagles go 4-12 and beat the Skins twice.
Its going to be funny when the Eagles go 4-12 and lose to McNabb, Romo and Sheli twice.
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Maybe they'll sign Westbrook, too.
Don't forget Shawn Andrews!
"Shanny's new Elway! The comparisons are there!"
I saw one moron over there looking forward to the QB competition between McNabb and Campbell at camp.
I heard an interesting thing on Washington radio today (it was WTOP, the local traffic/news channel): The taterskins have signed a grand total of eight free agents this offseason. Every single one will be at least 30 by Thanksgiving. Awesome. Depth is for the suck.
John Clayton said that this move instantly vaults the skins to co-favorites in the NFC East with the Cowboys.
Matt Mosley disagrees. (http://espn.go.com/blog/nfceast/post/_/id/12700/tap-the-brakes-on-skins-playoff-talk)
John Clayton is a piece of shtein.
taterskins SB odds in Vegas before McNabb: 55-1
taterskins SB odds in Vegas after McNabb: 30-1
i hear paxil works wonders for those battling depression and obsessive compulsive disorder.
Metamucil and prune juice, pops!
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on April 05, 2010, 09:23:57 PM
taterskins SB odds in Vegas before McNabb: 55-1
taterskins SB odds in Vegas after McNabb: 30-1
Yes, degenerate gamblers are more likely to think the skins can win something with a name at QB.
A team full of has-been players with a has-been coach got themselves a has-been QB.
I'm almost as scared as when they got Gibbs back.
Mcnabb PC starting now on ESPN NEws
It was supposed to start at noon, got pushed to 1215pm, wondering if they're signing an extension
Mcnabb is rocking a Doug Williams mustache. One reporter asked a question what it will be like to walk out in to a stadium of 90k people cheering him rather than booing..LOL and Donovan's response was "I've been treated fairly in the past, and i've never complained about the fans nor cared about what the media thought" YOU LIE
Some dumbass reporter just asked if he was gonna go into the HOF as a taterskin...
That HOF question was classic. Donovan had a WTF look on his face when they asked him that. The Philly reporters are Schooling these twats. Donovan seems to have put off any extenstion talks, i'd love it if he left after this year and went and went somewhere else.
Donovan McNabb and Vince Lombardi, two classic taterskin figures...
Quote from: charlie on April 06, 2010, 12:41:41 PM
Some dumbass reporter just asked if he was gonna go into the HOF as a taterskin...
Art?
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on April 06, 2010, 12:56:04 PM
That HOF question was classic. Donovan had a WTF look on his face when they asked him that. The Philly reporters are Schooling these twats. Donovan seems to have put off any extenstion talks, i'd love it if he left after this year and went and went somewhere else.
I almost ran over an old lady when they asked him that question
I wonder which cockface ES had covering the PC.
I hate the fact that McNabb is going to be cheered for by those twatty football fans.
Campbell was told by Shannahan to seek a trade
now lets see if they get rid of Haynesworth
Nobody wants that contract, only team that might take it on is the Raiders.
I saw on PFT that the contract is only basically 3/$16M now that they've caked him off with his $21M bonus last week.
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=5067572
lol
Quote"He's a lot more laid back than I expected," Kelly said. "He's a cool dude. It brings the pressure of practice down. He's got a real strong arm and he's accurate. This guy has won a lot of games, a lot of big games. You have confidence in a guy like that. Even just being out here, being around the offense just for a few days, the things he already knows ... [I have] more than enough confidence in him."
i wonder if kelly is already charged with clean up duty when donovan pukes for the first team as a skin
find the 2 words in that quote that really stand out as false and you get a prize
"He's a cool dude"
No he's not, he's the corniest motherfarger on the planet
"he's accurate"
winners
"He's black"?
Irony at its finest (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVEWO_rv-S4) And notice the cross after the jersey burns, way to go Sam.
strange, consdiering he is going into the hall as a taterskin
One of the videos you can see right after that is 'McNabb flipping out' at a basketball game.
I didn't know you could almost die from cringing. farg. That part I won't miss.
igy or someone posted it a while back, he's so unfunny it's uncomfortable to watch:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNh1ejZ3kX0&feature=related
Anyways
(http://www.sportsmemorabilia.com/image_php_173854.jpg)
wow, that needs to be posted on it's own
http://www.youtube.com/watch/v/lNh1ejZ3kX0&feature/related
Complete with glass smash:
(http://i50.tinypic.com/1zmzi0w.jpg)
Haters.
They're already making gay t-shirts on ES:
(http://www.homermcfanboy.com/images/McLovin2.jpg)
God I hate those farging fans.
Red & Gold minstrel show FTMFL.
Quote from: SD on April 09, 2010, 04:10:58 PM
They're already making gay t-shirts on ES:
(http://www.homermcfanboy.com/images/McLovin2.jpg)
Holy F. Its going to take all i have not to punch the first skins fan I see on Sunday when I get into DC. And I'll be all liquored up on cheap airline booze.
don't fight the feeling and just let it all out. igy's rich and i'm sure he'd bail you out of the clink.
No shtein, man... I heard he has wall-to-farging-wall carpet... in his BASEMENT.
wall-to-mother-fargin-WALL!!!!
ya'll be trippin
fat and happy
(http://i41.tinypic.com/2e0tkyp.jpg)
That looks to be about the worst practice turf ever.
they bought it from the eagles after they put nextturf in the vet
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 15, 2010, 04:21:25 PM
fat and happy
(http://i41.tinypic.com/2e0tkyp.jpg)
Were do you get fat from that pic?
where do you not get it...christ he even has elbow fat
the mcnabb fat jokes are hilarious. Really.
Wait are we still defending McNabb? Is that a thing?
No, he's a taterskin. I wont' defend him. I think the dogpiling and ridiculous "He's always sucked" comments from some of the posters on here are retarded beyond belief. But I won't defend him because he's a taterskin.
That said, dude is not FAT.
He didn't always suck... but he was always over rated.
There are very few starters in the NFL who are adequately rated.
Maybe ...
Dmac brought a lot of joy to this city, along with pain. Farg him, he's a skin now, so hey #5 u can kiss my ass!!
Quote from: phillymic2000 on April 16, 2010, 05:11:53 PM
Dmac brought a lot of joy to this city, along with pain. Farg him, he's a skin now, so hey #5 u can kiss my ass!!
in so many words, this.
also for the sake of it, he is fat. hes not really fat, of course. but hes now the enemy so...hes fat. farg him.
he brought joy and he brought this...
(http://www.randomfunnypicture.com/pictures/mcnabbdance.gif)
And it bothers SunMo oh so much.
Pretty sure the empty trophy case bothers him more.
how do you see stuff like that and not get ashamed?
Your parents haven't offed themselves yet, have they?
just one
Its a start.
Quotetaterskins to move Taylor's locker
Associated Press
ASHBURN, Va. -- The Washington taterskins are moving the locker used by the late Sean Taylor.
NFC East blog
Mosley ESPN.com's Matt Mosley writes about all things NFC East in his division blog.
The team announced Friday the locker will be moved from the taterskins Park training facility to the team's stadium, where it will be displayed for public view.
Taylor was shot to death at his home in Miami in November 2007. Shortly afterward, the taterskins sealed his locker behind Plexiglas, with his helmet, jersey, shoulder pads and other belongings inside.
General manager Bruce Allen says he realizes how much Taylor meant to the fans and that the team is "happy to be able to share this with them."
Leave it to the taterskins to use a dead player as a tourist attraction.
I'm gonna take a pilgrimage to see it, maybe leave some flowers in front.
Quote from: Rome on April 17, 2010, 06:45:54 PM
Quotetaterskins to move Taylor's locker
Associated Press
ASHBURN, Va. -- The Washington taterskins are moving the locker used by the late Sean Taylor.
NFC East blog
Mosley ESPN.com's Matt Mosley writes about all things NFC East in his division blog.
The team announced Friday the locker will be moved from the taterskins Park training facility to the team's stadium, where it will be displayed for public view.
Taylor was shot to death at his home in Miami in November 2007. Shortly afterward, the taterskins sealed his locker behind Plexiglas, with his helmet, jersey, shoulder pads and other belongings inside.
General manager Bruce Allen says he realizes how much Taylor meant to the fans and that the team is "happy to be able to share this with them."
Leave it to the taterskins to use a dead player as a tourist attraction.
Snyder will probably charge for it
Well, yeah... You've seen how much he's getting for tickets and parking.
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=5118016
:-D
drafted to the eagles with no receivers...right to washington with no receivers. good times.
Owens and McNabb on the Skins would be farging epic. So good.
Quote from: rjs246 on April 20, 2010, 11:17:09 AM
Owens and McNabb on the Skins would be farging epic. So good.
Yup, must see TV.
Per ESPN it's looking like Adam Carriker to the Skins
for a 5th round pick
Ha. What do they have now, like two picks in this draft?
a 1 4 and 7
A fifth round draft pick for a guy drafted inside the 1st 15 picks in the draft?
STEAL!
I think I remember igy calling him Adam "motor never stops" Carriker. The good news is he's no Jared Allen when it comes to white DE's.
It was to move down 28 spots in the 5th.
they also moved up in the 7th round with the trade
does carriker have a fatal disease that only the rams know about
pigment disorder
Acute look test failure?
yeah i still remember his little baby teeth. total fail.
(http://www.stlouisrams.com/mediaContent/2007/04/30/09/Carriker_Linehan_Feature_61184.jpg)
Supposedly Carriker has "chronic" ankle and shoulder problems. The scoop is one lineman could move him with the regular when he was playing tackle. He was an end in college, and I am guessing they want him to play there in the 3-4.
Skins are being linked to Eric Berry...that they'll take hm at 4.
Wouldn't Havas just love that!
That would farg my mock.
That's what she said?
Errands don't run themselves.
I need a nap before the draft. No chance I update anything.
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on April 22, 2010, 03:26:57 PM
Skins are being linked to Eric Berry...that they'll take hm at 4.
Wouldn't Havas just love that!
it would be disgusting
casserly is saying they will take him fourth making the first five picks 1. bradford 2. okung 3. mccoy 4. berry 5. eagles trade up for suh
Suh is phenomenal but no way in hell he falls to 5. And I hope the skins trade #4 for ROFLburger.
im not saying he will but i dont think it nearly out of the realm of possibility that detroit takes the OT which is a monster need and a position more important than DT...no matter how highly rated mccoy and suh are a top two DT pick is iffy imo
As much as it would suck to see Berry go to the beltway idiots, getting Suh would be awesome
http://www.extremeskins.com/showthread.php?t=321281
Damn....Bubba died.
Are they taking up donations for the piano box?
that almost makes up for the Graham pick
When God closes a door he opens a blood vessel in a brain.
Quote from: SunMo on April 22, 2010, 09:29:17 PM
that almost makes up for the Graham pick
lol
hes up in heaven playing with sean taylors machete in joe gibbs bible class
haha, i'm waiting for a banner to show up for that douche. That guy was 45..LOL
Quote from: SunMo on April 22, 2010, 09:29:17 PM
that almost makes up for the Graham pick
lol
What time is the candle light vigil
Quote from: KDS on April 22, 2010, 09:35:25 PM
Quote from: SunMo on April 22, 2010, 09:29:17 PM
that almost makes up for the Graham pick
lol
hes up in heaven playing with sean taylors machete in joe gibbs bible class
QuoteWe lost a great taterskins fan...Bubba will rest in peace togetter with Sean Taylor and he will be rememberd.
Those people will probably love Donovan's sideline dances.
His Thriller dance is an obvious slap in the face to Bubba and Sean Taylor.
More than they'll love the worm burners and puking, obviously.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on April 22, 2010, 09:56:15 PM
Quote from: KDS on April 22, 2010, 09:35:25 PM
Quote from: SunMo on April 22, 2010, 09:29:17 PM
that almost makes up for the Graham pick
lol
hes up in heaven playing with sean taylors machete in joe gibbs bible class
QuoteWe lost a great taterskins fan...Bubba will rest in peace togetter with Sean Taylor and he will be rememberd.
I was just going thru their thread and was going to post this...HA
And whats up with this sig over there (http://www.extremeskins.com/showpost.php?p=7475906&postcount=670) WTF does a picture of Barry and his mom have to do with anything.
es is like really out of control with their sigs. this one is cute though.
(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn103/wilco_nieuwehorne/SvsJ.jpg)
Out of respect for a dead person's privacy we're going to spend 45 pages talking about you.
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on April 23, 2010, 01:10:34 AM
And whats up with this sig over there (http://www.extremeskins.com/showpost.php?p=7475906&postcount=670) WTF does a picture of Barry and his mom have to do with anything.
So their fanbase can remind themselves that he is not
entirely black.
Campbell to the Raiders for a 2012 4th
Colt Brennan fever now becomes Darryl Clark fever. Catch it!
Darryl Clark is a poor man's Donovan McNabb. Well, he's about 80 times smarter and at least 4 times less athletic, but every time he tries to throw an out route, it makes baby Jesus cry.
Joey Galloway, senior citizen and your newest Washington taterskins :yay
Devin Thomas... Cut.
Isn't he the guy they drafted a few spots ahead of Pimp?
Fifteen spots ahead of him. I think they took Malcolm Kelly four or five spots before DeSean too. Kelly is on IR again, and will be cut next year.
Kelly was taken a couple of picks after DeSean. We've been over this.
Recently.
It's more fun to believe the reverse is true. Point and laugh regardless.
Quote2009 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread
Any year is a good year to point and laugh.
I'm currently laughing at their false hope.