2009 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread

[General_Failure]

dispose of the old one properly.  if you don't know how to, call a local boy scout troop, vfw, american legion, marine corps league or any other veterans group. 

How the hell are any of them going to help me sew it into a two-piece bikini?

[ice grillin you]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/09/01/AR2009090103984.html?hpid=topnews

[QB Eagles]

Riggo Discusses Twitter and the Skins

Riggins/Portis beef

[General_Failure]

I hear they have incredible make-up sex.

[Diomedes]

there really isn't much to flag etiquette.  don't let it touch the ground.  fold it properly when not in use.  when it frays or shows signs of wear, get a new one.  dispose of the old one properly.  if you don't know how to, call a local boy scout troop, vfw, american legion, marine corps league or any other veterans group. 

the day I pay that kind of respect to an icon of any kind is the day I die.  farg flags, colors, etc.

The Eagles uniform is the farthest I go down that road thanks.

[General_Failure]

I don't let the icons on my desktop background touch the rolling green hills.

[BigEd76]

since 2005, the taterskins have sued their season-ticket holders 137 times

[Sgt PSN]

In 2006, Jorge R. Vasquez Sr., 47, was in jail for embezzlement and wrote to both the Washington Nationals and the taterskins to say he could no longer keep his tickets. He had three loge seats at FedEx and a six-year contract that began in 2003.

The baseball team wrote back to offer him free tickets, according to a letter he sent to the court. The taterskins sued him $12,914.

[LBIggle]

the fact that the american flag is treated better and considered more important than actual american people is sickening

when the flag starts popping out a bunch of kids and becoming a drain on society then i'll start bitching about how it's treated.  not to mention that people generally treat each other like ass.  so if you have a problem with how people are treated, take it up with those around you. 

there really isn't much to flag etiquette.  don't let it touch the ground.  fold it properly when not in use.  when it frays or shows signs of wear, get a new one.  dispose of the old one properly.  if you don't know how to, call a local boy scout troop, vfw, american legion, marine corps league or any other veterans group. 

i thought you just burned it?

[General_Failure]

Well no, you have to make sure it burns well by wiping your ass with it.

[ice grillin you]

Since 1962, Pat Hill has been a taterskins fan. She still is even though they sued her and won when she couldn't make payments on a 10-yr contract for taterskins season tickets. She's a 73-year-old realtor and making $400 a month in social security after the housing crash. Hill on her couch, among a small sampling of her memorabilia, uses tissues to wipe the tears while she recalls the lawsuit. She's hoping Dan Snyder will listen to her story and her willingness to pay when the recession has passed.

[MDS]

Mr. Snyder is a businessman. Sometimes in business you have to make tough choices. This appears to be one of them. My heart goes out to this poor lady but rules are rules. Money is money. The Washington taterskins are a class organization with the most devoted fans in the world and this lady proves it. Though things may seem tough now, she had many decades as an official taterskins Season Ticket Holder-- as high an honor as one can amass as a truly devoted fan of the Burgundy and Gold. She should be grateful and should feel lucky to have gone to as many games as she did. I know I would.

[Munson]

B+. Lost points for lack of mentioning the words Zorny, I cried too, and Sean Taylor.

[Sgt PSN]

ha and ha

[rjs246]

B+. Lost points for lack of mentioning the words Zorny, I cried too, and Sean Taylor.

Holy shtein. Munson posted something funny. Immediately after MDS posted something funny.

Apocalypse.