Fire Chip Kelly

[ice grillin you]

yeah I could only laugh when he said in an incredulous manner how they cant just go out and find OL on the street

no shtein motherfarger but you could have found one or two over the last three years

[Rome]

It's one thing to let Mathis go if you're sure you have a suitable replacement.  Same for Wost Manneans.  But to look at what they had and come to the conclusion that they were fine there is just ridiculous.   

I really think these guys get inside the fog of war bubble they operate in and simply don't see the shortcomings like outsiders clearly do.

[Sgt PSN]

chip:

team is one play away from being awesome

lolwut?

caleb sturgis is staying

Why?

he knows they have the right players

For Texas?

if they hit two fg's they are the worst 3-1 in the NFL

Fixed.

demarco is doing a nice job

Of not gaining yards. 

cant find any OL on the street

The same street he tossed 2 serviceable at worst OL? 

mathis would not have come back unless they renegotiated his deal

Let's say this is true.  At least then part of the problems on the OL are because of a player holding out like a douchebag rather than because culture. 

marcus smith didn't dress cause he even sucks at special teams

We know. 

[ice grillin you]

chip:

team is one play away from being awesome

lolwut?

he must have said four or five different times during the presser how if they make one more play a game they are an awesome team

[Sgt PSN]

That is some next level delusion right there. 

[ice grillin you]

its probably even true but the point he is missing is that your team doesn't make those plays because it isn't awesome

[Zanshin]

Yeah, that's a joke. They've been so consistently bad that even the team looks surprised when they have a stray play for positive yards.

[Sgt PSN]

its probably even true but the point he is missing is that your team doesn't make those plays because it isn't awesome

If they make 1 more play each game, they probably beat Atl and DC.  But I'm pretty sure that there's much more to "being awesome" than a missed or made FG.  That's basically what he's saying....if they had a better kicker, this team would be awesome.  And that is the most ridiculous thing I've ever farging heard related to fooseball.  But yeah, he's a genius. 

[smeags]

this farger has no clue what is going to come his way as his smoothie express sinks.

[MDS]

its a small sample size, but between what i heard on the radio and at work today, people have turned on chip

this fire chip kelly thing is taking off. remember, i was first on it. then i jacked off to him. but i came back.

[ice grillin you]

you were full chipbot

the fire chip wagon is me and sarge that's it that's the list and we were on it before he was even hired

[General_Failure]

Gosh, you're so cool.

[Sgt PSN]

I'm just about to the point now where igy was a few years ago with Banner Inc in that if Chip Kelly were to somehow guide this team to a SB, it would make me want to off myself watching him celebrate.  I could deal with it if the Eagles already had a couple under their belt.  But they don't and I'd borderline hate watching him raise a Lombardi trophy or lead the very 1st SB parade down Broad St.

[MDS]

you were full chipbot

the fire chip wagon is me and sarge that's it that's the list and we were on it before he was even hired

i started this jawn...in fact this year i said i liked chip the coach and wasnt sure about chip the gm. i still think chip is a good OC and maybe 1 day with more nfl experience could be a coach, but yea im not pretending i was on the fire chip bandwagon before he coached a game.

only the smartest among us was

[ice grillin you]

Gosh, you're so cool.

cooler than a polar bears toenails