Sarge's 2012 NFL criminals, brought to you by Freddie Mitchell

[BigEd76]

2 of the Lions' top 3 picks from last year (Fairley and Leshoure) were arrested for marijuana possession

[Diomedes]

99% of people who get arrested for that are actually getting arrested for being stupid.  Cops hate stupid.

[hbionic]

Strip search time!

[methdeez]

99% of people who get arrested for that are actually getting arrested for being stupid not white..  Cops hate stupid not white.

[ice grillin you]

^^^^
word to life

[ice grillin you]

sort of...

http://www.wjla.com/articles/2012/04/michael-davis-arrested-in-petworth-attacks-75359.html

[PhillyPhreak54]

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/04/29/caleb-king-administered-alleged-beating-after-being-teased/

[General_Failure]

He might have to poop in a bag for the rest of his life, but he's gonna get paid.

[ice grillin you]

The victim now has 50 stitches in his head, and he may have "very serious brain damage."

im pretty sure they arent gonna throw 50 stitches in a head before they look into the potentially "very serious" brain damage...

ok boys stitches are in...lets wait a week or so for them to dissolve then we will take a look to see if his brain is still functioning properly

[Seabiscuit36]

http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/04/30/2777317_p2/feds-bust-three-ex-nfl-players.html

Michael Bennett, William Joseph...ID Thieves

[General_Failure]

You can relax now, SD, they caught the guys!

[BigEd76]

2 of the Lions' top 3 picks from last year (Fairley and Leshoure) were arrested for marijuana possession

and Fairley got arrested again this morning.  DUI, reckless driving, open container, no proof of insurance and attempting to elude police

[Munson]

I'm sure Detroit's finest made sure they treated him Fairley.

[BigEd76]

Justin Blackmon (aggravated DUI)

[BigEd76]

former Bengal Nate Webster was sentenced to 12 years in prison for sex with an assistant coach's 15-yr old daughter