Sarge's 2012 NFL criminals, brought to you by Freddie Mitchell

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hbionic

#15
June 06, 2012, 01:48:15 PM
I hope that wasn't so much for the statutory rape but more for being a stupid motherfarger.
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05

PhillyPhreak54

#16
June 10, 2012, 11:05:44 PM
Giants OL David Diehl popped for DWI

BigEd76

#17
July 15, 2012, 09:06:15 PM
Elvis Dumervil, possible aggravated assault with a firearm

PhillyPhanInDC

#18
July 16, 2012, 08:13:47 PM
Dez Bryant arrested for domestic violence.
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.

Sgt PSN

#19
July 16, 2012, 08:23:20 PM
I, for one, am shocked he doesn't have more self control. 

Diomedes

#20
July 16, 2012, 08:54:37 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhanInDC on July 16, 2012, 08:13:47 PM
Dez Bryant arrested for domestic violence.

best news I heard all day
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Sgt PSN

#21
July 16, 2012, 09:22:10 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on July 16, 2012, 08:54:37 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhanInDC on July 16, 2012, 08:13:47 PM
Dez Bryant arrested for domestic violence.

best news I heard all day

Sorry you had such a bad day. 

Diomedes

#22
July 16, 2012, 09:29:39 PM
Yeah, it's f'n hot man.  Not fun days to work outside.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Feva

#23
July 17, 2012, 12:27:26 AM
Marshawn Lynch busted for DUI.
"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews

ice grillin you

#24
July 17, 2012, 12:59:24 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhanInDC on July 16, 2012, 08:13:47 PM
Dez Bryant arrested for domestic violence.


Once cops arrived to the scene, Dez's mom Angela told cops she had gotten into an argument with Dez and demanded that he leave the home ... and that's when Dez got physical.

On the 911 call, Angela says, "My son has assaulted me. He's here now. he won't go home. I keep telling him to go, he won't go." You can clearly hear an argument in the background as Angela says, "I can't let him keep doing me like this. I'm gonna put an end to it today."

According to the documents, cops returned to Angela's home 2 days later and she complained of pain in her wrists, hands and arms .. and said her chest was sore from Dez pushing her.
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

Tomahawk

#25
July 17, 2012, 01:40:10 PM
Damn....I assumed it was any other woman than his mom

hbionic

#26
July 17, 2012, 01:41:04 PM
Your assumptions suck.
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05

Sgt PSN

#27
July 17, 2012, 02:28:21 PM
LOL @ chuggie. 

I'm going to give Dez the benefit of the doubt though.  Maybe he just at some Bros. B-B-Q


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFsEZ3PDSwo 

Diomedes

#28
July 17, 2012, 09:24:46 PM
I thought his mom was a hooker?  Aren't you supposed to push them around?
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

General_Failure

#29
July 17, 2012, 10:21:54 PM
Yes, but it costs extra.

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