So your boss tells you to go on Amazon.com and pick a laptop

[Father Demon]

Looks like we need to put a "No Short Girls" sign on the fort.

[General_Failure]

Mac owners may only speak when spoken to.

[PhillyGirl]

Mac owners may only speak when spoken to.

I can't see your words...my eyes are so occupied with the amazing graphics and display on this machine. Sorry. 

[Sgt PSN]

i bet the gap in the strahan smiley is amazingly vivid and clear

[PhillyGirl]

oh, it is.

[General_Failure]

I'm playing games with the settings turned up. How you doin'?

[PhillyGirl]

You mean you can play games on a PC? I couldn't...mine froze. Well, then again, mine froze when I had more than one program running at a time.

[General_Failure]

I'm playing games, listening to Pandora, and checking the board, and having a nice conversation on Ventrilo. On top of that, I'm right clicking like a motherfarger.

[PhillyGirl]

you do know that you can right click on a Mac, right? 

[General_Failure]

You can throw it as a frisbee, too.

[PhillyGirl]

hmm, probably not. Maybe a 13 inch one, but the 15.4 is a little big. 

[Susquehanna Birder]

That's what she said.

[PhillyGirl]

lmao

[Sgt PSN]

wow, look at pg being all uppity now that she's a mac user.  i knew that upon purchasing a mac there was a transition process that takes you through the full spectrum of douchebaggery but i didn't realize it happened this quickly.  i may have to reconsider converting to mac now. 

[PhillyGirl]

hahha, no way.

My thread turned gay. I had to call them out on it. lol