The Breathtaking Prose Of Drunken CF Posters

Started by Rome, February 28, 2009, 07:21:35 AM

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Rome

An instant classic from MDS:


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Hitting the Zima pretty hard last night, huh, l'il fella?

shorebird

Well..  it's better than his latest sports article.

SD_Eagle5

He managed, to type, a sentence, without, using, a comma.

Diomedes

better than decent chance he was self defecating too
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

MDS

Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Munson

Damn I havn't been smashed like that in a while.
My tolerance needs to go back down.
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 01, 2008, 05:10:48 PM
perhaps you could explain sd's reasons for "disliking" it as well since you seem to be so in tune with other peoples minds

ice grillin you

Quote from: Munson on February 28, 2009, 05:29:21 PM
Damn I havn't been smashed like that in a while.
My tolerance needs to go back down.

or your fake drunking needs to go back up
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

Diomedes

I got shteinfaced the other night.  Puked, fell down in the snow.  Made the bar I was in listen to Slayer all night long on the jukebox.  Good times.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

ice grillin you

it snowed in bmore the other night?

btw im in florida now but i heard six inches of snow is on tap for tomorrow?
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

ice grillin you

wait i just realized you were obviously travelling...there was no snow in bmore yesterday or anytime in the last five years
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

Diomedes

I've been in CT for a month taking care of my mom who wrecked her car.  Shoulder replacement on one arm, broken wrist with plate in it on the other.  Broken ribs.

Yay.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

ice grillin you

maybe you should be puking less and tending to ma dooks more
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

rjs246

If anything, I'd say drinking more would be appropriate. shtein.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

SD_Eagle5


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