The Breathtaking Prose Of Drunken CF Posters

Started by Rome, February 28, 2009, 07:21:35 AM

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MDS

#15
March 01, 2009, 01:40:06 AM
can someone besides an obviously phony and beyond trashy munson contribute to this? i need some company.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

PhillyPhreak54

#16
March 01, 2009, 02:06:38 AM
I did it once. After the first Washington loss.

My first and only drunken internet posting ever.

Rome

#17
March 01, 2009, 03:41:30 AM
I'm drunk as a motherfarger right now.  Literally can't stand up plus I have to sleep on the couch because the funhole is pissed off at me for going out drinking all day.

Yay civil unions.

PhillyPhreak54

#18
March 01, 2009, 03:42:23 AM
 :-D

vomit by the bedroom door so when she walks out of the room she steps in a pile of liquor, beer and chicken wings.

Rome

#19
March 01, 2009, 03:58:14 AM
Mmmmmmmm chicken wings.

Munson

#20
March 01, 2009, 05:26:12 AM
I'd kill for some wings.

Jewboy I'll out drink you any day of the week. Just name a time, place, beer, and game.


After some delicious beer Thursday, I've settled for Stone light the last two nights...farg my life.
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 01, 2008, 05:10:48 PM
perhaps you could explain sd's reasons for "disliking" it as well since you seem to be so in tune with other peoples minds

Diomedes

#21
March 01, 2009, 08:41:54 AM
drinking games are for frat boys, wtf is wrong with you
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

shorebird

#22
March 01, 2009, 08:55:56 AM
Quote from: Diomedes on February 28, 2009, 10:40:31 PM
I've been in CT for a month taking care of my mom who wrecked her car.  Shoulder replacement on one arm, broken wrist with plate in it on the other.  Broken ribs.

Yay.

Try not to steal too many of her pain pills.

rjs246

#23
March 01, 2009, 09:22:58 AM
On the contrary. Steal as many as possible. Then mail them to me.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

ice grillin you

#24
March 01, 2009, 09:40:16 AM
Quote from: Diomedes on March 01, 2009, 08:41:54 AM
drinking games are for frat boys, wtf is wrong with you

hes 12 and trashier than a holland tunnel smack whore...i didnt think he could top himself fake drunk typing on the internet...but talking about how much he can drink and challenging people to drinking contests on the internet might just do it
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

SunMo

#25
March 01, 2009, 10:25:53 AM
i had alcohol to the point where things were spinning last night.

am i cool now?
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

General_Failure

#26
March 01, 2009, 10:27:55 AM
No. You didn't come online to tell us about it while it was happening. Jerk.

The man. The myth. The legend.

Diomedes

#27
March 01, 2009, 10:28:03 AM
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Rome

#28
March 01, 2009, 11:24:06 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on March 01, 2009, 09:40:16 AMtrashier than a holland tunnel smack whore.

Now that's funny.

PoopyfaceMcGee

#29
March 01, 2009, 11:27:05 AM
Been there, done that, Rome?
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