Around the NFL - 2009

[Eagaholic]

Just say no. As tempting as they are, you have to just say no to things like Jay Cutler and seizure ladies.

[hbionic]

ladies?

[BigEd76]

nm

[PhillyPhreak54]

Jay Cutler told FOXSports.com's Jay Glazer that he never wanted the Broncos to trade him.

"I didn't want to get traded," Cutler said. "(The Broncos) had been going back and forth saying things, wanting me to be their quarterback. I love Denver. I didn't want it to get this far." A reconciliation seems pretty unlikely at this point, although Denver's asking price is reportedly "greater" than a first- and third-round pick. Cutler may also demand a new contract

[General_Failure]

Head. Case.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

[General_Failure]

We need to get a donation drive together to buy him a friggin' chin.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

How about some eyes that aren't dead inside?

[General_Failure]

I don't know where we could get those.

[rjs246]

[Beermonkey]

7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office. 'Cause you're fargin' fired!

[PhillyPhreak54]

http://deadspin.com/5195342/i-think-we-can-all-agree-that-the-seahawks-new-jerseys-are-hideous

[ice grillin you]

holy crap thats oregon bad...their uniforms (up till 2001) were one of the best in the league...dumb ass es...why cant every owner be like the rooneys

[Eagaholic]

if he loses some mobility this season, I'm suspecting Cutler is a zombie

[reese125]

the NFL is turning into the Arena Football League real quick with that shtein ass uniform