Great lines from the movies

[shorebird]

Pardon me while I whip this out.

[shorebird]

You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.

[SD_Eagle5]

Should I call Nick or Mr. Dick?
Nick

Do you guys know where you are?
Library of Congress?
Detroit?
Beyond the sun?

Hey any of you guys order an icehole from room service?

[Feva]

"Killian... I'll be back!"
"Only in a re-run."

"Remember Solly, when I promised to kill you last?"
"That's right, Matrix! You did!"
"I lied!"

"I've got a delivery for a Mr. Gaylord Focker."
"Wa-wa-wait! So your name's Gay Focker?!"

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Excuse Pardon me while I whip this out.

[Feva]

"Your best?  Losers whine about their best.  Winners go home and farg the prom queen!"
"Carla was the prom queen."

[henchmanUK]

What's the deal with that dog?
That's the dog that saved Charlestown!
Well farg him.

[Feva]

"Greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing the world he didn't exist."

[Wingspan]

"This story's gonna grab people. It's about this guy, he's crazy about this girl, but he likes to wear dresses. Should he tell her? Should he not tell her? He's torn, Georgie. This is drama. "

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Is that your, uh, friend in the woodchipper, there?

[Phanatic]

Dirty Harry Quotes

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

I gots to know.

Listen, punk. To me you're nothin' but dogshtein, you understand? And a lot of things can happen to dogshtein. It can be scraped up with a shovel off the ground. It can dry up and blow away in the wind. Or it can be stepped on and squashed. So take my advice and be careful where the dog shteins ya!

Harry Callahan: Nobody, but nobody, puts ketchup on a hot dog anymore!

[shorebird]

Lt. Dobbs: Are you finished with the questioning, Callahan?

Harry Callahan: Hypothetical situation, huh? All right, I'm standing on the street corner, and Mrs. Grey there comes up and propositions me. She says if I come home with her, for $5 she'll put on an exhibition with a Shetland pony...

Mrs. Grey: If this is your idea of humor, Inspector...

Lt. Dobbs: All right, what are you trying to do here, Callahan?

Harry Callahan: I'm just trying to find out if anybody in this room knows what the hell law is being broken, besides cruelty to animals.

[MadMarchHare]

For Clint, I prefer:

"I don't deserve this......do die like this.....I was building a house."
"Deserves got nothing to do with it."

Or, even better:

"I was lucky in the order.  But then, I've always been lucky when it comes to killin' folk."

[Rome]

Clint's best lines were in Heartbreak Ridge.   I don't feel like looking them up, though, so farg all of you.

[SD_Eagle5]

Classic Clint quote from High Plains Drifter:
"You know you're gonna look awfully silly with that knife shoved way up your ass"