Great lines from the movies

[henchmanUK]

"Right turn Clyde" is still my favourtie Clint line.

[shorebird]

The old woman in that movie had some memorable quotes also.

[rjs246]

Verna: That's not why you came either.
Tom: Tell me why I came.
Verna: The oldest reason there is.
Tom: There are friendlier places to drink.

While I don't think that Miller's Crossing is the best movie of the 90s (or even the best Cohen Brothers movie of the 90s) I do think that it has some of the best dialog of any movie I've seen.

[SD_Eagle5]

"You wanna farg me"
"I'd farg me...I'd farg me hard"

[SD_Eagle5]

"Hey how come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up! It'll be anarchy!"

"Give me that screw"
"I don't have it"
"Do you want me to shake it out of you?"
"I don't have it, screws fall out all the time the worlds an imperfect place"

"What do you do in your physics club?"
"Well we practice physics and the properties of physics"
"So it's sort of social - demented and sad -  but social"

[Phanatic]

Clint's best lines were in Heartbreak Ridge.   I don't feel like looking them up, though, so farg all of you.

Well, well, well, well. I'm here to tell you that life as you knew it has ended. You all may as well go into town tonight. You may as well laugh and make fools out of yourselves. Rub your pathetic little peckers against your honies or stick it in a knothole in the fence but whatever it is, get rid of it. Because at 0600 tomorrow your ass is mine

My name's Gunnery Sergeant Highway and I've drunk more beer and banged more quiff and pissed more blood and stomped more ass that all of you numbnuts put together. Now Major Powers has put me in charge of this reconisence platoon.

I'm not doing this because I want to take long showers with you iceholes and I don't want to get my head shot off in some far away land because you don't habla, comprende?

[Greenfeather]

Captain Kirk:  "KAAAAHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNN!"

Napoleon Dynamite: "Do the chickens have large talons?"

Dean Wurmer: "Zero, point Zero"  and "Fat and stupid is no way to go through life son..."

[Feva]

"Oh... how was your date?"
"I killed her."
"Oh, tore the Hoyda up, huh?"
"Nah, man... I shot her!"
"Ungh... was the Hoyda that bad, man?"


"Benny, you put this orange juice back in here, ain't nothin' but a swallow left in the container!"
"Then swallow it and shut the farg up!"
"You blind motherfarger!"
"You fat bitch!"
(Parrot) "Ayaaaaaaah! Fat bitch!"

"Vera, put that razor away!"
(pulls gun)
"I ain't playin' games no more. You put that fargin' razor away or I'ma blow your goddamn pinky toe off!"
"Oh... now you're gonna shoot me in my pinky toe."
"I'm not playing with you. I will blow that black, crusty, dead knarled motherfarger the farg off your foot! Now put the razor away!"
"Well come on Quick... there it is!  Shoot!  Shoot me in the toe!"
"Vera, I'm tellin' you... you gon' be the nine-toe-havinest-bitch in Harlem, you don't quit fargin' wit me!"

[shorebird]

"I grab a dog. I choke him and I kick the shtein out of him. All day long got my foot up a dog's ass. Just bang, bang, bang up his ass. That's my pleasure."

[shorebird]

Mrs. Jones: Craig, you know what your problem is? You have no game.
Craig Jones: What do you know about game? I got ALL the game.
Mrs. Jones: Now your father... he has game.
Mr. Jones: [coming out of the bathroom] Don't nobody go in the bathroom for about 35, 45 minutes. Somebody open up a window.
Craig Jones: You call that game?

[shorebird]

"You got to be a stupid motherfarger to get fired on your day off."

[shorebird]

"I got mind control over Deebo. He be like "shut the f**k up." I be quiet. But when he leave, I be talking again."

[shorebird]

[Smokey taking a crap outside]
Smokey: You better not tell anybody man.
Ezal: Man, I'm not, man.
Smokey: Keep it on the down low.
Ezal: Alright brother. Damn.
Ezal: [Looks around and yells] Hey, Smokey back here taking a shtein!
Ezal: Ezal!
Ezal: Well, I won't tell anybody else.

[shorebird]

"Why don't you tell your daddy to comb his damn hair, look like some spiders is having a meetin' on his head."

[shorebird]

Man, after seeing those quotes, I have to go rent Friday. One of the funniest movies ever.