Great lines from the movies

[Phanatic]

There's no way that you came from my loins. As soon as I get home I'm gonna punch your mama right in the mouth.

Don't go home and don't go to eat, and don't play with yourself. It wouldn't look nice on my highway. You can think about it.... but don't do it.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

"Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love."

Site with a bunch of classics (and a few misplaced non-classics)

[Phanatic]

Soilent Geen is PEOPLE!!

[Butchers Bill]

D-Day: War's over, man. Wormer dropped the big one.

Bluto: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

Otter: Germans?

Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.

Bluto: And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough... the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go!.....

What the farg happened to the Delta I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer -

Otter: Dead! Bluto's right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastiches. Now we could do it with conventional weapons that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.

Bluto: We're just the guys to do it.

[rjs246]

John Beckwith: Claire's mom just made me grab her hooters.
Jeremy Grey: Well snap out of it! What, a hot older women made you feel her cans? Stop crying like a little girl.
John Beckwith: I wasn't crying like a little girl.
Jeremy Grey: Why don't you try getting jacked off under the table in front of the whole damn family and have some real problems, jackass. Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat? You motorboatin son of a bitch! You old sailor you! Where is she? She still in the house?
John Beckwith: What's wrong with you?
Jeremy Grey: What do you mean "what's wrong with me?" What's wrong with you?
John Beckwith: No, what's wrong with you?
Jeremy Grey: No, what's wrong with you? You're projecting!
John Beckwith: Drop it.
Jeremy Grey: You drop it! You stop projecting on me! Why don't you go enjoy yourself while I go ice my balls and spit up blood.
John Beckwith: Drop it!
Jeremy Grey: Team player!

[shorebird]

I dunno' what movie that quote is from, but I would like to know, so I could watch it.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I dunno' what movie that quote is from, but I would like to know, so I could watch it.

You have not seen "Wedding Crashers," I see.  That is a mistake, sir.

[Butchers Bill]

I dunno' what movie that quote is from, but I would like to know, so I could watch it.

Wedding Crashers