Great lines from the movies

Started by henchmanUK, October 01, 2008, 10:20:15 PM

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Zanshin

Can you blow me where the pampers is?

MDS

Quote from: rjs246 on October 02, 2008, 06:02:48 PM
Quote from: MDS on October 02, 2008, 05:55:21 PM
"Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it."


I didn't think you had it in you, Todd.

there's nothing quite like taking eating a mouthful of poo
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Rome


Phanatic

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shorebird

Billy: I'm scared Poncho.
Poncho: Bullshtein. You ain't afraid of no man.
Billy: There's something out there waiting for us, and it ain't no man. We're all gonna die.

shorebird


shorebird

You're ghostin' us, motherfarger. I don't care who you are back in the world, you give away our position one more time, I'll bleed ya, real quiet. Leave ya here. Got that?

shorebird

Bounty hunter: You're wanted, Wales.
Josey Wales: Reckon I'm right popular. You a bounty hunter?
Bounty hunter: A man's got to do something for a living these days.
Josey Wales: Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.


shorebird

Not a hard man to track. Leaves dead men wherever he goes.

rjs246

I ain't got time to bleed.

You got time to duck?
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Feva

"If Butch goes to Indo, China... I want a negro hidin' in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his ass!"

"I used the same fargin' soap you did and when I got finished, the towel didn't look like no goddamn Maxi-Pad!"

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"Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only."
"No farging shtein, lady. Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?!"

"We're gonna need some more FBI guys, I guess."
"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews

PhillyPhreak54

Did ya get the license number?
Of what?
The truck that run over your face.

Take her to the zoo, Rock. I hear retards like the zoo.

SD_Eagle5

Nobody's ever gone the distance with Creed, and if I can go that distance, you see, and that bell rings and I'm still standin', I'm gonna know for the first time in my life, see, that I weren't just another bum from the neighborhood.

shorebird

That ditch is Boss Kean's ditch. And I told him that dirt in it's your dirt. What's your dirt doin' in his ditch?

I don't know, Boss.

You better get in there and get it out, boy.

shorebird

farging Germans. Nothing changes. farging Nazis.

They were Nazis, Dude?

Oh, come on Donny, they were threatening castration! Are we gonna split hairs here? Am I wrong?