Can I Get a Mother Farg Dallas?

Started by hbionic, September 07, 2008, 08:13:03 PM

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PhillyPhreak54

QuotePACMAN, YOKO ROMO STIR UP THE EAGLES
Posted by Mike Florio on September 9, 2008, 5:06 p.m.

Monday night's game between the Eagles and Cowboys suddenly got more interesting.

Cornerback Pacman Jones (who might or might not have been talking in a higher voice) wasn't impressed with the fact that three Eagles receivers gained more than 100 yards through the air on Sunday.

"They played the Rams, dude," Pacman said.

Though Jones' words weren't a direct slam at the Eagles, the girlfriend of quarterback Tony Romo (an admitted member of PFT Planet) declared her support for her beau's team during a Tuesday appearance on ABC's Good Morning America.

"Go Cowboys!" she yelled during her performance, later adding a message to the Eagles.

"That's next week!  We're gonna kick your butts, too!"

Girlfriends of player's talking smack on national television?  Maybe that particle smasher thing really is going to trigger the Apocalypse.

shorebird

Yeah, keep talking. Thats exactly what this team needs, even more reason than just division rivalry to want to kick the Cowboys asses.

Did anyone remind that dumb ass air head wench who won the last time the Eagles and Cowboys played??

rjs246

If a single one of the Eagles mention what she said as motivation I will be extremely disappointed. Who farging cares.
I know, I'll have my ladyfriend stand on the roof and scream about how her manfriend's favorite team will beat the Cowboys! Yeah! That oughtta make for good bulletin board material! Yee haw!
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Magical_Retard

eagles should be instructed (in case they need to realize this) not to reply to anything. say nothing.

just go and play their butts off.
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hbionic

What they need to do is buy a Trojan Horse, slip inside of it, roll it all the way to Dallas and Rape all of the Cowboy's players wives, daughters and girlfriends. When they're done, they should get back inside, and push out giant wood poops through the Trojan Horse's backside as they roll back to their hotel.

I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05


RezRob

farg Dallas. They played a depleted wr corp in Cle, the secondary is not uh..the entire defense is not in the same class as what they will see this Monday. T.O. has been pretty much pedestrian against us since he left. Expect Asante & co. to actually make a pic this week. Pac-man will be burned repeatedly. Book-it dooks.
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4and26

Quote from: hbionic on September 09, 2008, 05:49:18 PM
What they need to do is buy a Trojan Horse, slip inside of it, roll it all the way to Dallas and Rape all of the Cowboy's players wives, daughters and girlfriends. When they're done, they should get back inside, and push out giant wood poops through the Trojan Horse's backside as they roll back to their hotel.



I like H's idea the best - it's original!

hbionic

farg Dallas and their history...farg'em!
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05


Drunkmasterflex

Quote from: 4and26 on September 09, 2008, 11:23:14 PM
Quote from: hbionic on September 09, 2008, 05:49:18 PM
What they need to do is buy a Trojan Horse, slip inside of it, roll it all the way to Dallas and Rape all of the Cowboy's players wives, daughters and girlfriends. When they're done, they should get back inside, and push out giant wood poops through the Trojan Horse's backside as they roll back to their hotel.



I like H's idea the best - it's original!


Perhaps the greatest idea in the history of mankind, though they should rape all their children regardless of gender.  It would be much more effective. 

Farg Dallas, I have a shtein load of Cowboy's fans in my unit, I hate them all.  Go Birds! :fire
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General_Failure

They teach you to rape boys in the mil'tary, son?

The man. The myth. The legend.

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General_Failure

So that's pre-existing knowledge then.

The man. The myth. The legend.

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Eagles_Legendz

Going to Dallas on business supposedly for Wednesday.  Got that pushed up to Tuesday.  Flying in Monday early and going to the game.  So an up close and personal farg Dallas from me.