Can I Get a Mother Farg Dallas?

[MadMarchHare]

Ike might farg Dallas first........

And it might not be out of the way before game time, should it slow down a bit.

With any luck, it drowns every dumb farg in the redneck, hick state (except for Phreak, of course).

[reese125]

Not one head in here has started an Eagles-Dallas game thread? Unless this is the thread....

People are slippin.

Phreak-a-leak....whats the scoop dook?

[PhillyPhreak54]

Looks like it's going to hit about 150 miles south of here in the Port Lavaca area. I have several customers down that way and sold a shtein load of plywood to them this week.

If it strikes between Corpus and Port Lavaca there's not much out there to damage. As with all hurricanes the problem will be storm surge and that could effect the whole coast because the continental shelf in the Gulf is shallow. So we could see some effects up here.

If it hits a little more between Port Lavaca and Houston then we'll be on the heavy rain side of things. Mandatory evacuations were taking place in the Freeport area. Another section that I cover for business.

[General_Failure]

Ike might farg Dallas first........

And it might not be out of the way before game time, should it slow down a bit.

With any luck, it drowns every dumb farg in the redneck, hick state (except for Phreak, of course).

No sparing the Trotter-lover, its his own fault for living there. This way there'll be a Peruvian girl in need of some comfort.

[PhillyPhreak54]

 

Just my luck....we finally get close to her being here and I'll get killed by a hurricane.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Found on a Dallas forum...

[rjs246]

Hahaha. Cowboys or not, that's some funny shtein.

[MDS]

yea thats really good.

[shorebird]

 

Git yo' fix!!

But still...........FARG DALLAS!!

[SD_Eagle5]

lol

I'm a little surprised no Eagles fans came up with that idea

[ice grillin you]

lol @ fatherhood for dummies

[Father Demon]

That's funny as hell.

[paco]

While funny, a joke about drugs from cowboys fans is a bit ironic.

[ice grillin you]

drugs are good when they win you superbowls

[paco]

drugs are good