Shawn Andrews chemical imbalance thread

[hunt]

please change title to Andrews a possible homo?

[General_Failure]

It's going to be a long day if we're going to start outing athletes.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Spaceballs and Michael Winslow (is that him?) in one reference? Absolute win.

No, but I could see why you couldn't tell.  They all look alike, right?  Right?



"That's not all he's lost."

[Diomedes]

It's going to be a long day if we're going to start outing athletes.

ha

I've been away for a day or so with no internet--the horror!--and I return to this thread before all others to see what if anything new has developed. 

Nothing, apparently. 

[PhillyPhreak54]

Apparently his agent is meeting with him at his home in Jersey today.

I have the mental picture of the agent showing up, knocking on the door and not getting an answer. He lets himself in and after searching the house finds Shawn's hiding in a closet sucking his thumb and holding a blanket.

[shorebird]

Either that or he finds him in his bed, unable to get up because he weighs six hundred pounds.

[PhillyGirl]

Either that or he finds him in his bed, unable to get up because he weighs six hundred pounds.

Wasn't he supposedly in great shape for the minicamps?

[ice grillin you]

i thought he missed at least the last mini camp with these same issues?

[PhillyGirl]

I might have missed that.

But he WAS at a playground building last month and didn't look any bigger than normal (like grossly overweight or anything). There are pictures of him in the Insider magazine that is great for pictures, not so much for the reading.

[The BIGSTUD]

He is called the big kid after all.

His mentality is consistent with his nickname.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

His mentality is consistent with his nickname.

Your mentality is consistent with poop.

[shorebird]

I was just joking. No one knows what the problem is.

[The BIGSTUD]

His mentality is consistent with his nickname.

Your mentality is consistent with poop.

If it is a solid stool, then I'll take that as a compliment. If it is diarrhea, then no thanks.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Apparently Runyan did an interview on SprtsFinal and he ripped into Andrews pretty good...

Also they apparently texted with Andrews (John Clark, I'm assuming) and he said he can't predict when he'll be in camp.

Any of you locals confirm this? Ed?

[The BIGSTUD]

I can confirm the Andrews thing, but I was in the other room for the Runyan interview.