Shawn Andrews chemical imbalance thread

[Diomedes]

It seems like only yesterday that some here were "concerned" about Andrews getting locked up with a long term, big-money contract until 2015.

Enjoy Andrews Locked up through 2015

ha, well played

[PhillyPhreak54]

Apparently Eskin said he doesn't really want to be a football player that much and is homesick.

Read it on another board....

[Diomedes]

Oh, man.   That's bad.  Because it's actually believable.  farg me

[rjs246]

It seems like only yesterday that some here were "concerned" about Andrews getting locked up with a long term, big-money contract until 2015.

Enjoy Andrews Locked up through 2015

well, atleast we know the management thinks he is going to the pro bowl this year.  Because the only reason they sign him this early is to save money later on. 

[PhillyPhreak54]

I still blame Andrews for breaking his neckspine in the New Orleans game thus leading to ScottYoung246's appearance. 

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Apparently Eskin said he doesn't really want to be a football player that much and is homesick.

Awesome.

[SD_Eagle5]

Apparently Eskin said he doesn't really want to be a football player that much and is homesick.

Read it on another board....

Kind of odd he'd get his numbers tattoo'd on his forearms:

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

That's how many pounds of fat he looks forward to gaining the first month after retirement.

[SD_Eagle5]

Or maybe he's trying to spell 'EL'

Fail

[The BIGSTUD]

D Gunner said he talked to an Eagles source and a source close to Andrews. Both said the trade stuff is false.

[MadMarchHare]

Not tats, brands.  Tats don't raise the skin.  Searing with hot iron does.

farging idiotic.  It's not a tribute to your forbears to mutilate yourself, jackass.

[rjs246]

Tats do raise the skin depending on the person. And both methods of self mutilation qualify as awesome.

[Diomedes]

in that pic, he's showing off brand new ink, which is of course swollen because the skin has just been punctured several thousand times.

a brand would look entirely different, too..you would not see the black pigmentation of the ink, only the burnt flesh, which is not black like the brand on a cow..human skin is a lot easier to burn than cowhide

also, rjs is correct..different people scar differently.   some scar very little, some just a bit, some lots.   also depends on the instrument used, how bad the scarring is.  finally, some keloid, some don't.

[Father Demon]

I wanted to write all that, but rjdios beat me to it.  They are brand, spanking new tats.

And the dumb ass put them on upside down.

[General_Failure]

Or they're meant to be looked at from behind, where arms are usually seen when not eating, boxing, or typing away on message boards. I mean, his number isn't 37.