2008 Eagles Tickets

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

They probably charge $1.99 per message.

i wanna hit a taterskin fan in the face take his cell phone and type in "ASSIST - i got knocked the farg out"

Hahaha.  I double dog dare you.

[Seabiscuit36]

i can defintely see this backfiring as people send messages where there buddies seats are

[Father Demon]

That was my first thought exactly.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

What's SunMo's row/section?

ASSIST Brute refuses to sit and has nearly made me spill my chardonnay no less than thrice!

[rjs246]

Shiraz, dude. Only gutter-bred hethens would drink white wine outside in cold weather.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

ASSIST He is now using a brusque tone with me!

[SunMo]

ASSIST Gentleman with obviously some sort of terminal cancer is now extending his middle finger towards me.  Please advise!

[QB Eagles]

i can defintely see this backfiring as people send messages where there buddies seats are

Not just buddies either. Visiting fans too. Skins fans will have to explain like 6 times a game that no, they didn't request giving a man oral sex through GuestAssist.

I'm tentatively in favor of the system.

[General_Failure]

Time to bring a mobile phone frequency jammer.

[PhillyPhreak54]

ASSIST! Tell the farging headcoach to RUN THE FOOTBALL. KTHX.

[General_Failure]

Now there's a feature that would make millions. Text the coaches? Two bucks a message? Millions.

[ice grillin you]

i do understand why they hate dallas...i hate dallas

i just dont undertsand the unhealthy obsession with hating them...at this point its like people think they should hate them and have to hate them more than that they really do hate them

i also cant stand how everyone has to scream how much they hate dallas...like it makes you a bigger eagle fan if you yell loudest about how much you cant stand the cowboys

[Rome]

You'd personally throw acid into Jose Reyes's eyes but can't understand why other people hate the Cowboys.

Awesome.

[ice grillin you]

im not obsessed with jose reyes...and i totally understand why eagle fans would hate dallas

if dallas if your most hated team thats cool...but the over the topness that eagle fans go with the dallas thing is a joke...especially when the eagles arent even dallas biggest rival...

dallas is the skins most hated rival
skins are dallas most hated rival

eagles are the giants most hated rival
dallas is the eagles most hated rival?

doesnt quite work

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

eagles are the giants most hated rival

Actually, the Giants fans hate the Cowboys the most too.