Best/Worst liked Dog Breeds

[Dillen]

The bloodshed only ended when the owner of the 115-pound dog, identified by four neighbors as Paul Clarke, of Sherwood Avenue, stabbed the animal several times, Paterson Animal Control Officer John DeCando told nj.com.

Holy shtein.

[Seabiscuit36]

and the stabbings didn't do the job

The hulking animal, named Trigger, was "humanely euthanized"by animal control officers. The remains will be tested for disease, authorities said.

[Munson]

Picked this guy up today, 11 weeks old. First dog I've owned since mine passed, first living thing me and the lady have together. One of us will probably end up murdering the other soon I'm sure.

And yes that is an NES in the background.

[Don Ho]

Good job Munson!  First few months we had our puppy was so much fun.  Yes they can be little shteins but those little shteins grow up to be the best gifts ever.  My son is 20 now so he knows he's been replaced.

[PhillyPhreak54]

If that dogs name isn't Big Ern you're doing it wrong, Munson

[Sgt PSN]

I got bit by a Pit Bull while I was in Austin a couple weeks ago.  I was at a gas station filling up and there was a young (20something) hispanic couple at the pump next to me.  They had 4 Pits in the back seat of their car....2 adults, 2 pups.  I commented to them how good looking their dogs where and we just started chatting.  Asked if they were friendly and if it was ok to pet them and they said yes.  So I started petting one of the pups that stuck his head out the window.  Then one of the adults comes over and I'm petting her and the guy told me that she was pregnant.  So I'm scratching her ear and I was only half paying attention to her and also talking to the couple and I brought my hand down in front of her face  and I guess she didn't like that and she nipped me on the finger.  She barely caught me and didn't even really break the skin. 

The look of terror on these people's faces was astonishing.  You could tell that they were basically thinking "Oh shtein, the pit bull that's owned by a couple Mexicans just bit a white guy."  They were absolutely freaking out.  I spent a few minutes telling them it was no big deal and that I should have been paying more attention while petting a pregnant dog, and that if that dog had any actual intentions of trying to hurt me that she could have easily taken my finger off.  The dog even felt bad and she started licking my finger where she bit me. 

Moral of the story is pregnant bitches be trippin.   

[smeags]

tell the truth, you were trying a reach around while petting her.

[Sgt PSN]

I thought that was already implied. 

[smeags]

well then, nothing wrong with a biter.

[Sgt PSN]

Now you've got me thinking that I totally misread that dog's signals.  She totally wanted to get with me.  #facepalm

[smeags]

 

[ice grillin you]

http://mashable.com/2016/07/13/dog-bella-cancer-road-trip/?utm_cid=mash-com-Tw-main-link#Ig012Iyftqqd

[General_Failure]

Now you've got me thinking that I totally misread that dog's signals.  She totally wanted to get with me.  #facepalm

And already pregnant, so hey. No condom.

[SD]

Just adopted a pit/terrier mix...one of the friendliest dogs I've ever come across. He's 2

[smeags]

Just adopted a pit/terrier mix...one of the friendliest dogs I've ever come across. He's 2