Best/Worst liked Dog Breeds

[smeags]

So here's the list to date of things my boxer wont chew on and/or eat.

Hot peppers.

Thats it.

[Sgt PSN]

Haha 

We have a small garden with tomatoes and cucumbers and our boxer mix was eating them. So she planted some hot peppers and he ate them once and hasn't gone back in there since.

[SD]

holy shtein, I just talked to Girl P. It's costing 3k a day to keep the dog alive on life support. They're taking donations at work for a gift card for Girl R.

Girl R hired a lawyer and is suing Girl P for the cost to keep the dog alive (over 10k) plus mental anguish.

[smeags]

future judge judy episode.

[Seabiscuit36]

So I was lucky enough to get attacked by one of my neighbors Tibetan Mastiffs last week.  Note to self, even if invited in, make sure they secure the dogs.  I'm damn lucky that I had on a sweatshirt and a long sleeve, even with that ended up with a 3 inch gash on my bicep.  Teeth never punctured my clothes, it was all the pressure of the bite.  Great dogs, bad owners.  They've had this rescue since it was a puppy, and have 0 control over it or the other two. 

[General_Failure]

I got bit by my sister's English Mastiff once. I was house sitting for her, and he wasn't happy about it. As an idiot who's owned big dogs and never been bitten before, I went over to him on his bed and put my hand out for him to sniff so he'd stop barking at me. Surprise, he snapped at me and swallowed my hand and half my forearm.

Thankfully he was only trying to warn me off and just sprained my wrist instead of doing real damage.

[Tomahawk]

limpwrist

[Seabiscuit36]

I got bit by my sister's English Mastiff once. I was house sitting for her, and he wasn't happy about it. As an idiot who's owned big dogs and never been bitten before, I went over to him on his bed and put my hand out for him to sniff so he'd stop barking at me. Surprise, he snapped at me and swallowed my hand and half my forearm.

Thankfully he was only trying to warn me off and just sprained my wrist instead of doing real damage.

I've never been attacked before by a big dog, and it was like a 120lb bear charging  me.  Damage looked surprisingly like a bear attack.  Got to the the awkward conversation with the neighbor about how they need to understand how their dog is, and how they're lucky it was me rather than some random person.  Plus i was lucky to be wearing two shirts, and gloves. 

[General_Failure]

And brown pants.

[smeags]

otis is well trained and beyond the expected goofiness you get from a boxer the chewing of everything & over the top excitment when someone comes to the house he is fine. the biggest worry people have when they come over is how much slobber he will get on them.

any questions on how he would react to a stranger on my property were answered when some jackass tried to steal my lil guy's bike off our front lawn. dog damn there went through the front window after him and cracked it in the process.

[Seabiscuit36]

Obviously.  Good thing was this was only the 120lb puppy.  The other two are 140lbs. 

[Dillen]

My neighbors just got a small dog and the thing never stops yapping when they leave the house. From my experience, basically every little shtein dog does this. The farging worst.

[Chameleon]

All dogs not named Tilly under 45 pounds should be put into meat grinders and fed to Iggy at soup kitchens.

[Zanshin]

I have a small dog, maybe 15 pounds. Very quiet. Not a yapper, at all. Solid bark when she wants it, but that's not often. Only if the doorbell rings, or someone comes in unannounced.

[Chameleon]

I have a small dog, maybe 15 pounds. Very quiet. Not a yapper, at all. Solid bark when she wants it, but that's not often. Only if the doorbell rings, or someone comes in unannounced.

Your dog lives also.