the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Yeti]

Why are those black people throwing things at Lincoln?

[hbionic]

1. He's either going to play a little grab ass with the soldier in front of him...or

2. The black dude is about to hand off 1 cent's worth of marijuana to 'ol Abe (most likely scenario)

[General_Failure]

Dubai Torch Tower: Fire Sweeps Through One of the World's Tallest Apartment Towers

Dickie posted a video about 4:20 a.m. local time showing the fire going out. The blaze appeared to be extinguished a few hours after it began, reports The Associated Press.

It's unclear what caused the fire, but police on the scene had no immediate reports of deaths or injuries.

Local media reports high winds caused the fire to spread rapidly.

The tower was completed in 2011 and has 79 floors above ground.

[Tomahawk]

It only takes a spark to get a fire going; that's the way it is with God's love once you experience it.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Citrus Cooler Gatorade is back!

[Yeti]

Really?  The name of the place that burned is called the torch.  Really?

[Yeti]

Really?  Two days without a post in this thread.  Really?

[Dillen]

---why are their stickers on grocery store fruit...do you ever just eat the sticker?...i hate those stickers so much...you cannot physically get them off without digging your nasty pre showered fingernail into the fruit...usually i forget to take it off and bite into half of it by mistake....then i just decide to eat it rather then peel the second half off....unless a good amount of it is suspended away from the fruit

I went to click the "new" button to go right to new posts, but missed and clicked the title which took me to the first page. This was the first post. this made me laugh so fargin hard

[General_Failure]

This is from January, but today's the first time I heard about it.

Beard on King Tut's Mask Snapped Off, Glued Back On

After days of denial, officials at the Egyptian Museum in Cairo have admitted that workers gave the burial mask of King Tutankhamen an unintended trim last summer. While adjusting the lighting in the case holding the relic last August, workers handled the mask incorrectly and accidentally knocked the long braided beard, commonly worn by pharaohs and gods, off the chin of one of ancient Egypt's most recognizable artifacts. Curators then did further damage by hastily gluing the blue beard back onto the golden mask with an epoxy that was not suitable for such a delicate relic.[/url]

[PhillyPhreak54]

Only in Russia could you have alcoholic bears who need rehab.

http://m.nydailynews.com/activists-fight-send-russian-alcoholic-bears-rehab-article-1.2140143?utm_content=buffer39ad5&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=NYDailyNewsTw

[Don Ho]

Put those bears in a circus and you'd have standing room only crowds.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Somehow I imagine Putin walking into a bar with a bear on a chain as his drinking partner

[hbionic]

I wonder if those bears are mad drunks or funny drunks? Or emotional drunks?

[PhillyPhreak54]

I'm going with emotional drunks

[General_Failure]

Somehow I imagine Putin walking into a bar with a bear on a chain as his drinking partner

Which one's wearing the track suit?