the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[ice grillin you]

shore mad bro?

[General_Failure]

He doesn't like to see people be moose informed.

[Rome]

it's passages like this that keep me coming back here.

straight up gold.

[shorebird]

I don't like an out and out lie with my name attached to it.

Look, the Moose is about one thing, money. Sure they house so many thousand or so kids but they want your cash first and everything else second, and my lodge feels they get enough of it without having a friggen' ceremony to get more so it's not done. I've only been to one lodge were was done and that was in Annapolis, and it was only done the one time out of  all the other numerous times I was there.

I go for the cheap booze and food and pool tables. If anyone else doesn't like the Moose or what it stands for fine, no problem, post any kind of outrageous bullshtein fairytale you'd like to believe, but leave my name off of it.

[shorebird]

...and just to be clear, it's a ceremony, you don't face a giant Moose head, collection plates aren't passed around, and you don't say amen to Jesus.

But there is a bit of truth thrown into the bullshtein Sarge was spreading. Yes, a bell is rung three times and yes you recite some words.

Let the little children come, do not turn them away, for they are like the kingdom of Heaven. 

Usually after that theres a little cradle to rep the kids set on a table and people walk up to it and throw in money. They want to say it's about the kids but the money ranks right up there. At the officers meetings right before adjournment they have what they call the endowment fund. All the officers are expected to throw in a dollar or so which gets sent right to the big Moose. You donate your time to make them money and they hit you while your doing it for more.

[PhillyPhreak54]

I'm craving Moosehead beer now.

Good shtein

[ice grillin you]

fwiw i believe everything sarge said....especially the part about shore loving it

[PhillyPhreak54]

I'd kill to have a CF moose lodge outing.

I'll be home in July. Make it happen. We need all to attend

[shorebird]

He doesn't like to see people be moose informed.

Ha. Good one.

[ice grillin you]

I'd kill to have a CF moose lodge outing.

I'll be home in July. Make it happen. We need all to attend

ill go as long as the moose lodge is called "nicks"

[PhillyPhreak54]

Just bring some Nicks to the moose!

My great grandmother used to go to the moose. And the Hungarian club. She loved her beer and ham/cabbage

[Yeti]

I heard they use weird symbols and stuff in the basements of the moose's lodges to summons up the devil.

[Sgt PSN]

There was a moose. People faced it. They said a children's prayer. They also said a Jesus prayer afterwards.  I counted 5 tvs in the joint and the 10 commandments was on all of them.  There were no collection plates. I wasn't being entirely truthful with that one. They were more like tiny buckets.  Sarge was working on his 1st of 2 drinks when all of this happened. Shore has issues.

[ice grillin you]

liar

[Sgt PSN]

I know.......it's hard to beleive I only had 2 drinks, right?