the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[MDS]

its god!

[smeags]

not sure if this is an onion type story and i dont watch fox news to know any different but for comedic reasons i hope this is true.

http://dailycurrant.com/2014/03/20/palin-wonders-if-flight-370-flew-directly-to-heaven-2/

[General_Failure]

The trending articles on the right by have a clue.

[Eagaholic]

That's going to be a tough one to top Smeags. I'll give it a shot.

Ann Coulter Refuses to Board Airplane With Black Pilot
Jan 29, 2013

ann_coulter_rectConservative commentator and author Ann Coulter refused to stay on board a Miami to New York commercial airline flight today after learning the pilot was a woman of African-American descent.

According to witness reports Coulter was concerned the experienced, decorated pilot in question may have gained her position as a result of affirmative action and wasn't fully qualified to fly.

The incident began when Coulter boarded the American Airlines flight and took up her first class seat. After a trip to the bathroom, she noticed the pilot was a black woman and became immediately distraught.

According to passengers, at that point Coulter stood at the front of the cabin and began screaming her concerns to the entire flight as they finished boarding.

"Aw come on people, a black woman flying a plane? You know she got that job through affirmative action. Am I the only one worried about this? I mean hello? Our lives are at stake here..."

Ann Of Mean Labels

The confused passengers weren't sure what to make of Coulter's outburst, and remained completely silent.

"Really? So we're just gonna let this happen? We're gonna let political correctness determine our safety? Is this what we've come to in Obama's America? Letting just anyone fly a plane out of fear of being called a racist?"

"Oh come on don't be coy. I know you're all thinking it! I just have the courage to say what everyone on this plane is thinking. Am I right?"

"I mean what's next? Are we gonna let Mexicans become doctors now? Jesus Christ people!"

Realizing her efforts to provoke a mutiny had come to naught, Coulter then took her carry-on bags and bolted back up the jetway towards the gate against the orders of the flight attendants.

Final Descent Into Madness

In reality the pilot of the plane was trained by the U.S. Air Force and was a decorated veteran of the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, where she flew aerial refueling missions for transport and reconnaissance aircraft.

She has been flying for American Airlines for four years, and is one of that airline's most experienced 737 pilots.

After the incident Coulter was taken in for questioning because violating the instructions of flight attendants is a federal offence. Law enforcement officials, however, say no charges will be filed.

"Clearly this woman has some sort of mental illness," explains TSA spokesperson Dirk Diggler, "We recommended against pressing charges, and mandated a full psychiatric evaluation."

Coulter, however, is unapologetic about her actions. In a statement released on her official Tumblr she defended her decision to stay off the plane.

"I made the best decision I could with the information I had at the time. I'm not gonna risk my life for the sake of some liberal fantasy of equality. "

Coulter is known for her controversial views on race, and is the author of the recent book Mugged: Racial Demagoguery from the Seventies to Obama.

In the end I think the Malaysian airline story takes it because Palin isn't trolling.

[Rome]

Dirk Diggler

[PhillyPhreak54]

Ann Coulter is the devil

[ice grillin you]

not sure if this is an onion type story and i dont watch fox news to know any different but for comedic reasons i hope this is true.

http://dailycurrant.com/2014/03/20/palin-wonders-if-flight-370-flew-directly-to-heaven-2/

its clearly not true....because it says Hannity was bewildered when she was saying it

[PhillyPhreak54]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/hawaii-law-lets-police-have-sex-with-prostitutes/2014/03/20/75b9a0e8-b093-11e3-b8b3-44b1d1cd4c1f_story.html

[ice grillin you]

mcnutty?

[PhillyPhreak54]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iCH_Jw32YE

[MDS]

timeline of jered remy being a sociopathic violent maniac

http://www.bostonglobe.com/2014/03/22/jared-remy-timeline/RnIJqOgNMk6tryVl1YjATN/story.html

i cant look at remdog the same way again. time after time his awful son would beat the shtein out of someone (oftentimes women), he would pay the high priced lawyer to make it go away. and it wasnt 1 or 2 incidents. at some point you have to recognize what you spawned and deal with it.

remdog never did and look at what it led to. farg that guy i am done with him.

[PhillyPhreak54]

I read that earlier and was shocked at the amount of times his issues were swept under the rug.

Texas Monthly is running a long read series on murder and corruption in Waco...part one is out now and it is fantastic.

http://www.texasmonthly.com/story/investigating-the-lake-waco-murders

[Seabiscuit36]

Delaware has been on a tear lately on barstool.  St Patty's day dumpster love, a guy robbed a ritas waterice. 

now this dude
http://www.barstoolsports.com/philly/super-page/video-what-it-looks-like-when-the-pcp-freakout-guy-strips-naked-on-the-roof-of-a-moving-suv/

[PhillyPhreak54]

Malaysian Air has notified the families that the flight ended in the southern Indian Ocean. They got info from the British satellite company yesterday who said it was off the coast of Aussieland.

Malaysian Airlines then sent a text message! to the families pretty much saying "they dead and you'll know more at the press conference"

[Tomahawk]

They wouldn't have received notification in time to watch the press conference if they sent an engraved invitation