the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Drunkmasterflex]

 

[Sgt PSN]

That would definitely give me better insight into the case.  So yeah, post that shtein. 

[Hawk]

My buddies have been known to engage in the 2 on 1 on some of the whoreish girls they've brought home.  I've consistently reminded them that it's kinda gay.

[LBIggle]

i don't know whats gayer.  participating in a choo choo train.  or wanting to watch other dudes do it.

[General_Failure]

If they're going to have this whole Don't Ask Don't Tell thing, that should cover a Devil's Three Way. I don't want my country defended by some guy who's staring at another guy from across some chick while he's getting off. What kind of message does that send to our enemies?

[Yeti]

When we are in town don't let your women out?

[Sgt PSN]

Devil's 3 Way is fine 1 time......but only if it's because you want to cross "The Wobbly H" and "The Eiffel Tower" off your list. 

[lurking wierdo]

If they're going to have this whole Don't Ask Don't Tell thing, that should cover a Devil's Three Way. I don't want my country defended by some guy who's staring at another guy from across some chick while he's getting off. What kind of message does that send to our enemies?

I believe it was a grand total of 4 guys.

[Hawk]

If they're going to have this whole Don't Ask Don't Tell thing, that should cover a Devil's Three Way. I don't want my country defended by some guy who's staring at another guy from across some chick while he's getting off. What kind of message does that send to our enemies?

I believe it was a grand total of 4 guys.

4 guys and a girl... that's borderline gay.

[General_Failure]

Balls were touching, that makes it gay. Get rid of all of 'em.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I think Denis Leary's take on this is still appropriate, over a decade later:

"Oh, you like to farg other guys?  Great!  Here's another guy and a gun... Go!  Oh, you like to farg sheep?  Here's a sheep and a Humvee!  Go! Go! Go!"

[shorebird]

Here is the dumbest thing I've seen in 16 years of service:

Young kid (E2 or E3) got in trouble with a couple credit cards, missed some payments, bounced some checks, etc etc.  Stupid kid, it happens.  Bouncing checks is punishable by Non Judicial Punishment (NJP).  So this kid bounced a check at the PX on base, the manager called the commanding officer and next thing you know, the kid gets NJP.  He tells the CO of his financial problems and the debt that he has accumulated (about $5000, which was about 5 months woth of his salary). 

So what does the CO do for punishment?  Reduction in rank to E1 (which now means he's taking a pay reduction) and then forfeiture of 1/2 months pay for 2 months....so basically, docked him 1 month pay.  Now tell me how any of that would help this kid get out of debt. 

Thats messed up, but I have to wonder why anyone in the military would still be writing checks when you can get a debit card. Best way to keep from overdrawing your account is by having a dc because if the money isn't there then the card gets denied. Makes you wonder if he was writing bad checks knowingly, and if thats the case he deserves the punishment because imo, thats the same as stealing.


By the way, my son said Thailand was the best place for girls he's ever been, stationed in Japan and having been at sea the last six months he's been a few places. No need for the local tag team action when you're touring the Orient.

[Hawk]

Thailand is also reknown for it's child sex slaves.

[MMH]

And every VD under the sun.

[lurking wierdo]

I've heard rumor that they have a form of VD called "black syphillis" that is so virulent and incurable that if you catch it, you can't get back in the USA.