the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[rjs246]

That one moment out of the hundreds of thousands of hours I spend with her isn't going to convince me that you were right.

I have more frequent urges to strangle random motorists and other people's pets/children than I do the ladyfriend.

[SunMo]

I hope the gay thing works out for you, SD.

[SD]

You interested?

[rjs246]

I have more frequent urges to strangle random motorists and other people's pets/children than I do the ladyfriend.

By the way, these might be the most romantic words I've ever uttered.

[Zanshin]

It should be a card.

[ice grillin you]

sd doesnt like seafood and is teaching his daughter that the gulf disaster is a good thing

[MDS]

italian people are the worst

[rjs246]

Second only to soccer fans.

[ice grillin you]

SALINAS, Calif. — A California couple faces child endangerment charges after police say they tried to sell their 6-month-old baby for $25 outside a Walmart store.

Salinas police spokesman, Officer Lalo Villegas, said Thursday that Patrick Fousek, 38, and Samantha Tomasini, 20, were arrested early Wednesday, hours after Fousek allegedly approached two women outside Walmart and asked if they'd like to purchase his child.

The women initially thought Fousek was joking, but when he became persistent, they became suspicious and reported it to police, Villegas said.

"They did an outstanding job and gave our officers good information. I don't know if they're mothers but they definitely had that instinct to help," Villegas said.

Fousek and Tomasini were arrested at 1 a.m. Wednesday at their home. Officers said the couple appeared high on methamphetamine and the house was in disarray. A police report also claimed that Tomasini told Child Protective Services, who took the baby, that she had breast-fed the infant while under the influence, Villegas said.

The couple was also booked on charges of being under

[Seabiscuit36]

Second only to soccer fans.

They're the same thing

[SD]

Fousek and Tomasini were arrested at 1 a.m. Wednesday at their home. Officers said the couple appeared high on methamphetamine and the house was in disarray. A police report also claimed that Tomasini told Child Protective Services, who took the baby, that she had breast-fed the infant while under the influence, Villegas said.

Story reminds me of the tweekers in season 2 of Breaking Bad

[charlie]

sd doesnt like seafood and is teaching his daughter that the gulf disaster is a good thing

I am going to assume you're not as stupid as you're making yourself out to be and knew what I meant.

[General_Failure]

Next time you feel like strangling your old lady I want you to repeat this phrase "sd was right"

We'll make that the new safe word.

[PhillyGirl]

SD, you are so deluded from that past relationship that you can't even imagine what marriage is really about? To say its about settling and co-dependency...holy shtein. You couldn't be more wrong.

I would have had no issues being alone. I have a lot of family and friends.

However, I met the right person and we didn't get married to settle. We got married to have a great life together....as most of the people on this board who are married have done. Yeah, we all bitch about our significant others, but we also bitch about work, kids, running out of coffee in the house, thunderstorms, snow, the Eagles FO, Philly sports, etc etc etc.

Know what I'm gonna do Sunday? Wake up from a hangover, make myself a breakfast burritto, maybe lay on the couch for a bit, play some video games, watch some sports, scratch my balls. EVERY man wishes they could do the same - and I'm more talking about 'whatever the farg they want' - not the specific things I mentioned. Yet none has the freedom that I do, because of the old ball and chain.

Guess what? Being married doesn't stop that from happening. Not sure what kind of relationships you have had, but being YOURSELF is part of being in a good one. Not changing into something you're not.

[PhillyGirl]

I have more frequent urges to strangle random motorists and other people's pets/children than I do the ladyfriend.

substitute "husband" for the Ladyfriend part and I agree.