the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Father Demon]

That's my thought.  It's like buying a lottery ticket.

[Sgt PSN]

i never travel without one of these
http://www.spyville.com/spy-finder.html
then i spooge on their camera

there is nothing about that page that would make me think that thing works as advertised.  maybe it's the horrible grammar and lack of punctuation.  or maybe it's the "testimonials."

TRUE STORIES
1) In July 2002 an Ohio man staying in Knoxville at a major hotel chain found a hidden camera in a bathroom light fixture. He discovered the small video camera after noticing a tiny black spot. He thought it was an insect, but it turned out to be a hole in the fixture that concealed a video camera.

2) July 2003 Overton County Tennessee parents, upset that their children were filmed undressing in school locker rooms have filed suit, charging that school officials allowed surveillance cameras to be installed and then failed to secure the images.

3) A woman who says she noticed a video camera in the ceiling of the bathroom of a franchised toy is suing the retailer for invasion of privacy. She noticed a hole in the ceiling above the commode while visiting the suburban Atlanta store on March 21, 2003.

4) August 2004, Ithaca, New York - A college student called police after discovering a pinhole camera in the bathroom of the apartment she shared with three women, and now her landlord is charged with unlawful surveillance. The landlord faces four counts of unlawful video surveillance, a felony that can draw up to four years in prison. He also owns several rental properties near Cornell University. Police said they searched two other apartments and found two pinhole cameras and several video recordings of at least four students.

5) Guilty verdicts in 16 electronic eavesdropping cases were returned in Lenawee County Circuit Court against the owner of a tanning salon. The proprietor was arrested after police on Feb. 27 found a hidden camera in the tanning room and five tapes of customers.

5 different stories and none of them actually mention that this product is the reason that the spy cameras were located.  my guess is that those stories are legit, but there's no mention of the "spy finder" because it wasn't the reason that the cameras were found.  

[Seabiscuit36]

NSFW:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/ries/wizard-dong-nsfw-6y
Naked Wizard Tasered [NSFW]

Culture Buzz Cops really, really tased this naked wizard dude at Coachella because he was being obnoxious or something. The crowd did not like it. Curiously, his penis is also incredibly small.

[Tomahawk]

A D&D wizard or a KKK wizard? Even if I wasn't at work, I wouldn't want to watch the video

[Sgt PSN]

NSFW:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/ries/wizard-dong-nsfw-6y
Naked Wizard Tasered [NSFW]

Culture Buzz Cops really, really tased this naked wizard dude at Coachella because he was being obnoxious or something. The crowd did not like it. Curiously, his penis is also incredibly small.

lmao....that was freaking hilarious.  the cops may have gone a tad overboard, but i know if i'm a cop and i've got to wrestle some naked dude to the ground, then i'm probably going to take it out on him with some extra voltage along with a knee drop to the chest by my 300lb collegue. 

[Seabiscuit36]

A D&D wizard or a KKK wizard? Even if I wasn't at work, I wouldn't want to watch the video

a 35 year old dude, on acid or something mind altering, who was wearing a tie dyed wizard outfit, naked, getting tazered by cops.  Oh, and the dude has an innie for a bird

[Father Demon]

Jay Leno hospitalized today with case of food poisoning.  Taping was canceled.

Weak.

Letterman's quintuple bypass > Leno's hershey squirts.

[shorebird]

all its rubber bits are 20 effing years old and built to shtein specs to start with

good luck keeping that thing going for very long

unless you have service records showing they were replaced recently, replace the belts immediately.  sway bar end links too.

actually, it might be best to just put some 22s on it and flip it onto some gang banger who thinks it's a cool ride

Ha! You have just proven to me what a no nothing you really are.

looks like someone had one too many Budweisers

Phew! You have no idea. Although I don't always agree with Dio (hardly ever), he actually seems to be somewhat informed about stuff. Should never have posted that.

But, to say a LeSabre was built to shtein specs shows he's never driven one nor does he know much about Buicks. I've owned LeSabre's before, and they are some of the nicest riding cars on the road. They float. And back in the late 80's, the six cylinder 3800 engine was one of the best around. They run forever. And as far as replacing the belts, well there is only one, and it's one of the big ass serpintine belts. Everything was checked out by my mechanic and is fine. All the hoses, suspension and everything. The main thing about the LeSabre's are the knuckles and shafts in the front wheel drive train. It was all greased and checked. The car isn't hurt in the least.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Jay Leno hospitalized today with case of food poisoning.  Taping was canceled.

Weak.

Letterman's quintuple bypass > Leno's hershey squirts.

Yeah, I was really looking forward to watching Leno tonight too!!

!

[Phanatic]

NSFW:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/ries/wizard-dong-nsfw-6y
Naked Wizard Tasered [NSFW]

Culture Buzz Cops really, really tased this naked wizard dude at Coachella because he was being obnoxious or something. The crowd did not like it. Curiously, his penis is also incredibly small.

From now on if we're to see naked tazing (real verb?) I want farging tits jiggling you bunch of homos!

[General_Failure]

Usually when there's someone wearing a wizard robe out in the real world, they've got tits. If that's what you really want to see, ...

[Tomahawk]

Usually when there's someone wearing a wizard robe out in the real world, they've got tits. If that's what you really want to see, ...

Hahaha - true

I saw the commercial for a towing show or some shtein, where the guy goes to repo a car from a wizard dude playing D&D in the woods with his friends.

[PhillyGirl]

ha.

never underestimate your competition.

[General_Failure]

I just ruined my hard drive

[mussa]

wizard sleeve