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Seabiscuit36

#14835
April 22, 2009, 02:14:07 PM
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

shorebird

#14836
April 22, 2009, 05:05:55 PM
1989 Buick LeSabre.



41,243 miles, garage kept, driven, and I'm not lying, by an old lady to the grocery store and Tuesday night bingo at the Moose lodge. Showroom condition, never even had anyone sit in the back seat. Bought by yours truely from the executor of the estate for 2 grand. All I had too do was by 4 new tires for it.

rjs246

#14837
April 22, 2009, 05:07:36 PM
Ew. Does it smell like milk and cats?
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Diomedes

#14838
April 22, 2009, 05:16:08 PM
2 grand for a 20 year old american shtein box, fantastic
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

mussa

#14839
April 22, 2009, 05:40:26 PM
yea your getting old dude. only grandmas drive them
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Diomedes

#14840
April 22, 2009, 05:47:53 PM
all its rubber bits are 20 effing years old and built to shtein specs to start with

good luck keeping that thing going for very long

unless you have service records showing they were replaced recently, replace the belts immediately.  sway bar end links too.

actually, it might be best to just put some 22s on it and flip it onto some gang banger who thinks it's a cool ride
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Tomahawk

#14841
April 22, 2009, 05:59:29 PM
GO BUICK!

reese125

#14842
April 22, 2009, 06:03:03 PM
I really dont know what kind of reaction Shore was looking for by putting up a 1989 Sabre...I guess he got the opposite?

Diomedes

#14843
April 22, 2009, 06:04:42 PM
LeSabre, monsieur.  C'est une LeSabre.

There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

reese125

#14844
April 22, 2009, 06:06:40 PM
no I put in right---that thing doesnt deserve the Le

Diomedes

#14845
April 22, 2009, 06:09:31 PM
eat a fleshpop pie

from wikipedia: 

QuoteBeginning in 1989 and continuing for several years, the Buick LeSabre received accolades from J.D. Power and Associates as one of the highest rated automobiles as far as customer satisfaction was concerned based on factors such as quality and reliability.

those customers were of course idiots by definition, but there you go
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

PoopyfaceMcGee

#14846
April 22, 2009, 06:16:18 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on April 22, 2009, 05:47:53 PM
actually, it might be best to just put some 22s on it and flip it onto some gang banger who thinks it's a cool ride

Seagram's Seven does NOT feeling good coming out of one's nose.

PhillyGirl

#14847
April 22, 2009, 06:16:41 PM
"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen

Father Demon

#14848
April 22, 2009, 07:13:54 PM
In my hotel room, and my "high speed Internet access" is testing out between .18 and .20 Mbps for download, and half that for upload.

Looks like it'll just be me and my TV tonight...
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

General_Failure

#14849
April 22, 2009, 07:17:09 PM
Damn, you might have to pay for porn.

The man. The myth. The legend.
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